I’ve lost my capacity to be shocked by Clayton’s hypocrisy anymore, but maybe you haven’t. I wonder what all his Antifa, commie, hippie dirtgrub “friends” think about him owning stock in artificial intelligence, mining, oil, gas and Big Pharma companies??
(Glad to see Nate FINALLY come out swinging at this compulsive liar punk)
Financial statements link is HERE
You may wonder exactly what I wondered after seeing this: how does a kid with no job and no source of income for the last 13 years have ANY stocks whatsoever, let alone stocks in a dozen companies or so. Granted, they are all listed as “under 100 shares” which could be 99 shares or 3. But they DO exist in some number.
My guess? Trust Fund Tucker acquired this the exact same way he plans to acquire his first place of his own to live someday: it was left to him in a will. Probably by Grandpa Howard (dad’s dad).
Here are some of the companies Clayton the champagne socialist and limo liberal supports while he runs around yelling about wind power, stopping AI and ending fossil fuels:
QQQ ETF – this is the NASDAQ ETF tracking fund – and about 30% to 50% of the NASDAQ is now tied to the AI ecosystem. Talk about a hypocrite!!
DVN – Devon Energy, an oil and gas company. I actually own this myself, which is how I know Clayton inherited this. NO WAY is he smart enough to invest in this on his own. This HAD to be grandpa or a dead uncle or something. Not to mention he has been demanding an end to fossil fuels for the last 12 years or so. Hypocrite!!
ET – Energy transfer, ANOTHER oil and gas pipeline company. You know, the evil pipelines he complains about all the time? He’s invested in them and gets paid handsomely for owning that…a nice 6.4% dividend. I know because I ALSO own that one. Definitely a grandpa purchase and left to Trust Fund Tucker in a will.
GAIN – Gladstone Investment. This is an evil private equity fund like the one that bought out Nature Nate’s. Clayton spends his days bashing “Wall Street” while owning a private equity fund ticker that pays him about 5.8%. He literally is invested in the guys who are “buying up the small guy” that he bitches about all the time! HYPOCRITE!!
FLY – Firefly Aerospace. Clayton’s daddy works there. They use a LOT of AI and one of their subsidiaries (SciTek) is taking government money to build EVIL DATA CENTERS! The horror. Hypocrite much? Oh, and FLY was acquired by private equity as well.
QYLD – Basically the QQQ but with enhanced income by selling covered calls. I doubt Clayton even knows what that is. Definitely a grandpa purchase.
RPRX – Royalty Pharma. Wow. The kid who HATES “Big Pharma” is more than happy profit from them.

SQM – Sociedad Quimica y Minr de Chile. A company that strip mines lithium in poor countries. Their large-scale brine operations in the Atacama Desert have been criticized for leaving local indigenous communities struggling with resource scarcity while corporations generate massive profits. HYPOCRITE
T – AT&T. That would be the cell phone company that owns 75,000 towers, all of whichrely on data centers to operate. AT&T operates 13 data centers across 10 regions. AT&T also partners with major cloud providers and uses localized setups (such as Nvidia GPUs housed inside regional partner data centers)
VZ – Verizon Wireless. See above.
VTS – Vitesse Energy. Whoops, even MORE oil and gas profiteering! Naughty, naughty Clayton. Grandpa sure loved those energy stocks. Too bad he wasn’t alive in 2020 to buy XOM at $20. He would have shit his diapers at THAT sweet deal!
WCPRF – Whitecap Resources. This is a Canadian oil and natural gas company. That would be the same natural gas that powers the turbines in Memphis that Clayton tells us is causing a new “cancer alley.”
HYPOCRITE! The “toxins” he is lying about is supposedly from the natural gas turbines that run everything. But here is he profiting off of natgas extraction. Jesus what a prick.
So at the end of the day, this douchebag is everything I have been saying for the last six years: a spoiled little trust fund dork who never had to work for anything and has never had a job. Grandpa, mom and dad handing him everything. Mamdani’s cabinet is also FULL of these douchebags.
In fact, history is full of these douchebags, too. I guess they feel guilty for having so much and not working for it, so they feel compelled to virtue signal about “helping others” only they are such cheap pricks, they won’t open their own wallet (ahem, Clayton!) but instead want to rob YOU through the government to hand out goodies.
Guys like Clayton are secretly embarrassed for having plenty of everything without working for it, so they adopt this “working man” bullshit to try and be one of the gang. It’s transparent and pathetic.
Nothing but spoiled, rich twats.