“As Ag Commissioner, part of my responsibility is to…protect farmers. To be their protector” – Clayton Tucker, 35-year-old unemployed infant who lives with his parents.
No asshole. Ag Commissioner responsibilities are pretty mundane and well-defined. Cosplaying as the superhero Captain Goatwanker isn’t one of them.
I am not shocked by this statement at all. I’ve been saying for YEARS, that this dunce has some kind of savior complex. He thinks everyone else in the world is too stupid to run their own lives or solve their own problems, so Clayton needs to ride to their rescue.
[The irony, of course, is that Clayton HIMSELF has proven to be to stupid to solve his own problems and run his own life. That’s why he lives with his parents at age 35 and has no real job. He’s a bum. The ultimate fuckup.]
He did the same thing during Covid as he went on the Internet and gave sage advice like “we need to do everything we can to fight Covid!” Since he is unable to do math or use common sense, he fell for the masking and vax thing hook line and sinker. He demanded the economy stay closed and was livid when Texas re-opened “too soon” in his expert eyes.
Of course, now the rest of the world knows what smart people knew then: it was all bullshit. The virus had a 99.96% survival rate and basically survival rate 100% for kids. The same kids that morons like Tucker demanded wear a filthy face diaper all day and get an untested shitty “vaccine” as well. We are STILL paying for those moronic decisions.
Turns out he was 100% wrong about ALL of it.
But year – let’s believe that now he suddenly has a brain and can do math so he can run a billion-dollar department! LOL. I don’t think so, Captain Goatwanker. Maybe get your own shit together first, get a job and an apartment and then we can talk.
Loser.