Tag: socialist weasel

“Mock The Socialist” Week Continues

You know who goes on fasts and posts about it?

Chicks.

Insecure, 14-year-old ones with eating disorders, mostly….

Also, only a young chick would need an app to tell her to start at 9pm and end at 9pm the next day.

Wow…an 18 hour fast every day of the week? Impressive. Then again, it is easy not to eat when you don’t have a job or anything else to do so you can sleep til noon and then just sit around at Mom’s house all day on your laptop.

[Not to mention: it’s all bullshit like many pseudoscientific fads that chicks believe in like gluten-free diets, fibromyalgia, long-Covid, palm reading, wearing masks to stop Covid, etc.]

I do a 15 hour fast every fucking night between dinner and breakfast the next morning, now that I think about it. So you basically eat a late breakfast and early dinner. But it sounds so much better to call it a “fast” and put it on an app. Just more evidence of the most pussified generation ever: patting yourself on the back for cramming all your meals into six hours.

Millennial pussies: never have lives less-lived been more-documented.

You know who does a lot of fasting? Every citizen in every country ruined by socialism. I hear the starving Venezuelans fasted so much they ended up eating zoo animals.

What’s next, Sally? Maybe a juice cleanse before grabbing mom’s Thigh Master? Or maybe post some photos of a dessert you had while out with the boyfriend? Maybe a strawberry daiquiri?

If I was Clayton Tucker’s dad and had this unemployed pussy living under my roof at age 32, I’d be over at Lampasas Beer Market getting hammered every night. Then I’d stagger home wasted and challenge her to feats of strength while poking her in the sternum and calling her an embarrassment to the family.

I might also yell at my wife for mollycoddling him and turning him into such a pussy in the first place. Mom probably gave him presents on OTHER kid’s birthdays when he started crying.

The guy who claims to be a rancher is going to fast to lose weight! LOL. You know how REAL ranchers lose weight? Doing their job everyday and busting their asses out in the real world. They don’t lay in bed at their parents’ house all day complaining about how faint they feel because they haven’t eaten all day.

Guess we need to add this to the pile of evidence that Clayton Tucker is, in fact, a woman.

Clayton Tucker – Unapologetic Socialist

Clayton Tucker is a ‘political organizer’ for “Our Revolution” – which is a socialist offshoot of the 2016 campaign of socialist Bernie Sanders. They want The Green New Deal, socialized medicine, free tuition, cancellation of all student debt, amnesty for illegal border jumpers, job-killing $15 minimum wage, banning rifles and a whole pile of other rubbish. See their beliefs at the link below:

Our Revolution – Issues

If you ever wonder what Clayton Tucker thinks on any issue, ask yourself, “What would AOC do?” and you have your answer.

Lest you doubt that Clayton Tucker the fake rancher is a good little socialist, here an article from last year:

Now, can socialist Clayton Tucker accomplish any of this stuff as Place 1 City council member? Of course not. BUT, when punks like Clayton Tucker get elected to ANYTHING, it lends legitimacy to their abhorrent ideas. It allows them to put a “feather in their cap” and say “Look! I was elected to office! I can win!” and they will use that as a stepping stone to higher office.

That CANNOT be allowed to happen. Not in Lampasas. I’ll work against this weasel til the day I die. THAT is how much I detest socialists and Big Government.

Clayton Tucker should pack his bags and move to California. Get the hell out of Texas, you socialist weasel.

Clayton Tucker Already Begging For Money – Socialist Moochers Always Gonna Mooch

Wow – THAT didn’t take long. As you can see, socialist weasel Clayton Tucker has repurposed his previous campaign templates and inserted “Lampasas City Council” so he can beg for money from the masses. Here is an email that arrived yesterday morning:

What kind of MORON thinks it is impossible to apply for a job in person??? Jesus.

He is absolutely shameless about lying, as you can see. Whether it’s trying to pass himself off as an “energy policy expert” [column 4 and 5], pass himself off as a rancher, or pass himself off as a “working man” the lies come very easy to this socialist parasite.

He even manages to lie in this fundraising letter: “the margins are tight”? Really? I’m unaware of any polling for the very minor race of Place 1 Lampasas City council…so how do you know the margins are tight, you little weasel?

I’m starting to think this is how the weasel moocher lives full time! His resume shows a distinct LACK of real jobs over the years. How the hell does he pay the bills? Phone, cable, gas, insurance, groceries….that shit costs money!

When he ran against Dawn Buckingham last year, records show he raised $105,314 but only spent $58,611. Soooo….where did the other $46,700 go, Clayton? Is that how you live? Mooching off of others? You can’t dip into that $46,700 to buy an ad in the Lampasas Dispatch for your City council ‘campaign’? Instead you have your tin cup out on the Internet?

What an unbelievable worm this kid is.

Clayton Tucker Resumé – Light On Actual Work, Heavy On Bullshit

One of my BIG problems with socialist weasel politicians like Clayton Tucker is that they have zero idea how the real world works. They LOVE to be in charge even though they have no experience doing ANYTHING useful. They have never built or created or run anything in their lives, yet they feel imminently qualified to run around stealing from people who HAVE created and built and then doling out the booty to buy votes and adoration.

Know-nothing kids like this (and AOC and Bernie Sanders, etc) have literally never run ANYTHING yet they demand we hand over the reigns and let them run healthcare or energy policy or education.

I figured I’d better lay out this kid’s sorry work history to back up my claim:

He graduated college in 2013. He likes to present himself as an environmental and energy policy expert based off of (1) a 6-week internship at the NSF when he was 21 years old and (2) a three-month stint at Easen International when he was 20 years old, which frankly looks like a scam website if you go to the link HERE.

With THOSE stellar credentials, why should we ever doubt his genius in the climate science arena??? Jesus, what a sad joke!

So, he has two small and short “internships” and then graduates in 2013. THEN this “international relations” degree holder decides to…um….teach a year of kindergarten in China?

That’s weird, but not exactly impressive. Any moron can teach kindergarten in a foreign country. All they REALLY want is someone to speak English around the kids at a young age…so they can grow up, become fluently bilingual engineering and math wizards and crush countries like ours. We will be easy to crush because we have too many socialist morons like Clayton Tucker trying to run the show here and they are too busy worrying about horseshit like social justice and gender pronouns to bother with basic math and science.

But I digress.

Clayton spent a year there and sang praises about how awesome it was and how well teachers were paid and how awesome/cheap their healthcare is. So, if it was so fucking awesome there, Clayton, why didn’t you stay another 10 years? Why hurry back here to the awful and deplorable US?

Maybe Clayton just wanted to come back here and try to implement some of those commie China ideas as fast as he could? Lol. Who knows.

One thing I DO know is that after that grueling nine months as a kindergarten teacher, he basically never had a steady job again. What the hell did he do in 2013 right after graduating? What did he do in 2016? Take the whole year off? He bounced around a few campaigns, learning the Art of the Mooch, as you can see. Those “jobs” don’t exactly pay well and the only “skill” you learn is lying, bullshitting and pestering people for money.

Well, there WAS that whole 6 month stint in 2017 at “Organic Helicopter” in Austin. A Google search reveals no such business, so no telling what THAT was. Oddly, he was ALSO trying to weasel into a vacant Lampasas City council seat during this very same time frame, according to the Dispatch dated 6/2/17. Sooo….you were living in Lampasas (a requirement of City council) and commuting daily to Organic Helicopter in Austin Texas for 6 months? A business that has no record of existing on the Internet?

Stranger and stranger!

He must have REALLY been tired after that Organic Helicopter job, because he didn’t “work” again for a whole year – he then put in a full FOUR MONTHS of work for the Meg Walsh and Julie Oliver campaigns at the end of 2018. Exhausting! SO exhausting, he took ANOTHER entire year off of work after THAT!

If we add it all up, between his graduation in 2013 and today, he has “worked” about 20 months in the last 8 years….and MOST of that was bumming around on other people’s campaigns.

Look closely at this resumé – it is the wreckage of a loser and a bum. It is the sad history of a kid who has an aversion to work but thinks he should be up at the top bossing REAL businesses and workers around. Weasels like this should NEVER be elected to ANYTHING…be it U.S. Congress or a council seat in a small Texas town.

Clayton Tucker – Like AOC Only Shorter And More Feminine

Nothing funnier than a kid who has never owned a business or worked a REAL job (no, “political organizer” doesn’t count) and who stands 5’6 with heels on lecturing everyone else about how the world is ending and the only answer is a bunch of free shit.

“Climate change” is not an existential threat. Anyone who believes that has a screw loose and should NEVER be in charge of ANYTHING.

If you want “free” healthcare for everyone, then I suggest you go to medical school, become a doctor and then work for free! Why not go that route? Because socialist morons like Tucker don’t have the brains to be a doctor. Hell, they don’t have the brains to run a McDonald’s. And I don’t mean that as an insult to McDonald’s managers at all. Nothing wrong with having an honest job and working for a well-earned paycheck.

Being a “political organizer” and full-time candidate running for anything that’s available is NOT an honest job. It’s not even a job. It’s the endeavor of a weasel.