Clayton Tucker Loves Open Borders and Sanctuary Cities!

This didn’t age too well, did it Clayton? From last year:

I guess it’s easy to be all for illegal border jumpers when you don’t own any property, don’t pay property taxes and don’t have a real job or real income that requires paying lot of tax either. The $116 billion wasted ANNUALLY on these illegal illiterates does not come out of Clayton Tucker’s pockets. Because bums like Tucker never pay their way.

Socialist bums like Clayton Tucker aren’t actually hurt by their moronic vote for Biden and open borders because it’s not going to cost THEM anything. It’s going to cost YOU. Meanwhile, Clayton sits in mom and dad’s house all day and pontificates on his laptop about what meanies conservatives are and how we just aren’t FRIENDLY to the military-aged Mexican gang members pouring through our open borders.

Clayton Tucker is what’s known as a “zero liability voter”. Much like Bruce Haywood and many other bums who TAKE lots of money from the government but pay very little in taxes. They don’t lay awake at night wondering where their free stuff comes from! No skin off their ass and they are rolling in free stuff. So why NOT vote for the clown that promises the most “free” stuff??

Don’t forget that Clayton Tucker is ALL FOR sanctuary cities too. From his interview last year with liberal fish wrapper Austin American-Statesman:

 “I very much disagree with the intent of that law….I would be very much against that bill…If Austin wants to be a sanctuary city then let it be”

Socialist Bum Who Can’t Hold Real Job and Lives In Parents’ House Tells Us He’s Qualified To Run Lampasas

Today’s Lampasas Dispatch puff piece asking City council candidates their views on a couple issues was completely useless, if you ask me. Socialist bum Clayton Tucker repeated a bunch of nonsense about “we need better jobs” and “we need to keep taxes low”. Which is funny coming from a Bernie Sanders acolyte who has literally never held a real job for more than a year….and who lives in his parents’ house.

Perhaps the most asinine of his many stupid ideas is the wind farm idea. Wind turbines are a complete disaster both economically and environmentally. Everyone knows it outside of the Green New Deal Kool-Aid drinkers.

Let me ask a few questions myself, if I may. I’ll also fill you in on the answers:

Clayton, how many businesses have you started? Answer: 0

How many businesses have you managed? Answer 0

How many people have you employed at $15/hr? Answer: 0

How many people have you employed at ANY wage? Answer: 0

How many jobs have you held in the United States with a real, economically productive company? Answer: 0 (political organizer doesn’t count)

You yammer about providing health care to people…how many people have you healed or provided medical care for? Answer: 0

You babble about solar and wind a lot – two HIGHLY subsidized forms of energy production that make zero economic or environmental sense. How many solar panels do you have on the roof of YOUR house? Answer: I don’t own a house. I live in my parents’ house.

OK, how many solar panels do your PARENTS’ have on THEIR house? Answer: 0

How many wind turbines do you have on your ranch? Answer: I don’t own any land, actually.

OK, how many wind turbines are there on your family’s “ranch”? Answer: 0

Clayton, you’re over THIRTY YEARS OLD now. What have you done with your life? Answer: I’ve worked on the campaigns of a couple of other loser socialists like Julie Oliver for a grand total of about 8 months.

Question: that’s it?? Answer: yup. Well, I’m a fake part-time rancher too. And cowboy. And farmer.

You made a huge stink last year about people wearing masks. Are you aware that when comparing counties and states WITH mask mandates against those WITHOUT mask mandates, there is literally NO DIFFERENCE. Does that make you feel like a moron for being so wrong? Answer: I’m completely wrong about wind farms, solar power, water resources, $15/hr minimum wage and open borders….so being wrong about Covid doesn’t really bother me much. (chuckles)

Question: What makes you think you know ANYTHING about economics, jobs, energy policy or anything else for that matter, when you have done nothing your entire life? Answer: I’m an idiot, entitled socialist millennial who has been handed everything in life…THAT’S why!

There you have it! The REAL Clayton Tucker interview. Be sure to keep this bum OUT of Lampasas City government!!!

Bum Who Can’t Keep a Job Maligns Accomplished and Brilliant Surgeon

Going through all of Clayton Tucker’s social media blather, it becomes disgustingly obvious that this moron thinks he is in the same league as the brilliant Dawn Buckingham (whom he ran against for Senate TX-24).

Dawn actually did something with her life. She spent DECADES educating herself while she learned and perfected skills that few are capable of: that of a successful surgeon.

Clayton Tucker, on the other hand, pretends to be a rancher on land he doesn’t even own and can’t even hold down a job. Oh, and he worked for a few months on the political campaigns of some other losers.

But that doesn’t stop “Trust Fund” Tucker from thinking he knows more than Dawn Buckingham about medical issues. He spent more than a few posts whining like a little girl that Dawn refused to wear a mask for Covid while HE, Tucker The Hero, wore one all the time:

It takes some SERIOUS delusion to think you are saving more lives with your shitty mask than an actual MEDICAL DOCTOR saves by just going about her day and doing her job.

I have a lot of respect for Dawn just choosing to ignore this twerp instead of punching him in his diapered mouth – a fight I have zero doubt she would win, by the way.

Clayton Tucker – More Health Insurance Lies

Back to our regularly scheduled show, which I call “Clayton Tucker Is a Fraud and a Bum

I found this little nugget recently. Clayton posted it on November 30, 2019:

My 80-year-old mom has the EXACT SAME HAT…and sunglasses! No joke.

He makes it sound like he gave up his health insurance (and, by implication, a real job) to run for office! What a martyr! What sacrifice!

Except it’s all bullshit.

Let’s take another look at this kid’s resume (which I previously detailed HERE):

So – who was providing Clayton tucker’s health insurance in 2019 before he so magnanimously decided to run for office?

He ended his huge 9-month stint as a kindergarten teacher in China in 2015. Then, apparently, for the entirety of 2016, he did nothing.

(Actually, he travelled around Asia on someone else’s dime, but that certainly ain’t a ‘job’. I’d wager that mom and dad paid for that year off).

In 2017 he put in a grueling 6 months as “editor in chief” of “Organic Helicopter”…which looks like a failed blog or website or something. I’m guessing Tucker started it himself and it went nowhere. There is no record of it on the Internet at all. So he CERTAINLY wasn’t getting health care through THAT ‘job’.

He then took ANOTHER year off before he bummed around on two campaigns between June 2018 and September 2018. Four whole months! THOSE types of “hand out leaflets for a candidate” ‘jobs’ don’t pay very well, and they SURE as SHIT don’t offer health insurance either. So we can eliminate that too.

He then took ANOTHER year off (do you see a pattern here?) before deciding to become a candidate himself in October 2019….and he then posted about his candidacy (and whined about losing his health insurance) on November 30, 2019.

So Clayton, the BIG QUESTION is this: if you “recently lost” your health insurance in November of 2019, who was providing your health insurance up to that point??

I’m a gambling man. I’m willing to publicly wager Clayton Tucker that it was good old Mom and Dad paying for this bum at the age of 28. After all, he DOES still live in Mom and Dad’s house now at age 31!

MOST people go out and get a job when they graduate with an $80,000 college degree (which mom and dad ALSO paid for). By the time they are 28, they actually have a REAL job that provides them health insurance.

OR, they can go out and buy their own in the free market. It would probably cost Clayton about $400 a month.

But no. Clayton Tucker (like many socialist weasels in this day and age) chose to be a bum between the ages of 22 and 28 (and up to the present day, too). He never bothered to get a real job or develop any real skills. So now he cries that he and his ilk deserve some free stuff – like health care AND $15/hr wages just to show up on the first day of work with zero skills.

Bums like Clayton Tucker make me sick. So how about it, Clayton?? You willing to publicly answer this question? Tell us all who was providing that health care you supposedly “lost” in 2019!

ANOTHER MYSTERY – Your resume ALSO shows you started working for the socialist organization Our Revolution as an “organizer” from September 2018 to present….which is the exact same time you posted that you “lost your health insurance recently“. Are you telling us that Our Revolution DOESN’T provide you with health care???? The very organization that is demanding ‘free’ health care from OTHER organizations doesn’t provide it to their own workers??

Shocking!!! Why, that would be like, I don’t know, a scum bag like Bernie Sanders demanding $15/hr but then NOT paying his own campaign workers that same amount.