Tag: SDEC-24 TX

“Hey! Don’t Put Windex In My Milk!” – Clayton Tucker ‘Joke’ Falls Flat. Crickets From Audience.

As we dissect local communist Clayton Tucker’s three-minute “speech” yesterday (which was really just a regurgitation of false statistics, mis-named chemical compounds and flat-out lies about his ranching history) we cannot neglect to mention the “joke” he told that fell completely flat because it made no sense whatsoever.

According to socialist dunce and fake rancher Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24 TX): “the number one chemical to defrost milk is Windex! So every time you eat that bowl of cereal in the morning…you are eating RoundUp and Windex!” [3:14:05 mark]

No, seriously. He said that. I don’t know where the hell he buys his milk, but mine is liquid when I get it. No defrosting needed. You’d also think a guy that has “always been a cattle family” would have a couple cows to milk out there and not need to go to HEB or Wal-Mart to buy his Windex-filled milk.

Then again, that would require getting up before 9am and doing some work to milk a cow. Socialist scumbags aren’t into actual work. They spend their time at Farmer’s Union conventions and tweeting about equity.

Let’s take a look at what’s in my milk I just took out of the fridge:

Contains: milk. No Windex.

Nope. No Windex. But it occurs to me that PUBLICLY accusing stores like HEB and Wal-Mart of selling Windex-filled milk just might be construed as slander.

I think I’ll email the department of quality control at HEB and Wal-Mart and inform them that Clayton Tucker is PUBLICLY accusing them of selling Windex-filled milk! Something tells me that slander like that could cost Clayton Tucker a LOT of money in a lawsuit.

He finished his “speech” with a ‘joke’ about the Windex milk [3:14:35 mark]

“We have to have a NATIONAL system of NATIONAL standards and tell them, ‘hey! Don’t put Windex in my milk!” – waits for laughter. There is none. Moderator makes a weak forced laugh then quickly moves on.

The smug look you give when you think you told a zinger but then nobody laughs…..

A national system and national standards? You mean like the FDA, USDA, EPA, and a dozen other billion-dollar agencies which employ tens of thousands of morons? The FDA which has been around for over 100 years and is run by your beloved Big Federal Government? So if the food is so shitty right now and filled with Windex and RoundUp, I guess your buddies in the government aren’t doing too good of a job, are they?

Moron.


Clayton Tucker Loves Semen.

Did I spell that right? Oops – I’m talking about SIEMENS – the German conglomerate that is losing billions making idiotic pinwheels.

There has been this narrative that wind-farm costs are falling and will keep falling, but the reality is these prices are too low. Turbine manufacturers have effectively been selling at a loss – and those losses have become huge.

That is why Comrade Clayton just ADORES semen…I mean SIEMENS. They are just like an old socialist Soviet-style company that produces dogshit product commanded by political morons instead of the free market. Siemens would be bankrupt without massive subsidies (YOUR tax dollars) propping it up.

Oh, and on top of it all, their turbines are failing at an alarming rate.

The company announced late Thursday that a review of issues at subsidiary Siemens Gamesa had found a “substantial increase in failure rates of wind turbine components.”

Massive Energy Corporation Says Up To 30% Of Its Wind Turbines Could Be Malfunctioning

So to recap:

Pinwheels use a MASSIVE amount of concrete, iron, copper, neodymium (4400 pounds per pinwheel) and other mined-metals and rare earth metals to construct.

Their fiberglass blades wear out in 20 years or so and are then LANDFILLED. Nice.

Each pinwheel needs evil OIL to stay lubricated and requires a LOT of maintenance.

They cost so much that they have to be subsidized by YOU to the tune of tens of billions of dollars.

Their power output varies WILDLY with wind speed, making grid balance much harder to maintain. This destablizes the grid and requires a SECOND entire duplicate power–generation infrastructure.

Power output is ZERO is the wind is not blowing – which happens plenty. Therefore an EQUAL amount of reliable gas/oil powered generation equipment has to be built in case the wind isn’t blowing – thus costs increase dramatically.

At any given time, 30% of those pinwheels which make no sense and you overpaid for AREN’T EVEN FUNCTIONAL!

Sure sounds like a shitty deal to me. When your electric bills keep rising further and further over the next decade, you can thank THIS unemployed, socialist Siemen-loving moron for emptying your wallet:

Remember – all this “carbon zero” horseshit and trillions in spending is supposedly to MAYBE lower the temperature 100 years from now by a degree or two. Of course, they’ve been wrong about everything else…what makes you think they have any clue this time??

1960s – Oil gone in 10 yrs

1970s – Ice age in 10 yrs

1980s – Acid rain will kill all crops in 10 yrs

1990s – Ozone layer will disappear in 10 yrs

2000s – Ice caps will be gone in 10 yrs

NONE of these things happened – but ALL of them resulted in more taxes and less liberty.