Clayton Tucker Turns The “Fake Rancher” Routine Up To 11.

Watch out! Unqualified and ineligible Ag Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker is angry, ya’ll! He’s using many curse words and said “ain’t” at LEAST three times in his latest video.

Reminder: Clayton is NOT a “working folk”

Ummm, the Big Beautiful Bill is a FEDERAL bill. It’s in Washington DC. It is voted on by U.S. Reps and Senators. You are running for STATE office. So why are you even blathering about this at all? Shouldn’t you be talking aimlessly about Texas shrimp labeling or something?

Listening to him try so hard to be a good-old-boy is the ultimate cringe. It’s like when Hillary and Kamala put on those ridiculous fake accents for whatever crowd they happen to be pandering to.

He tried pulling this “ain’t ain’t ain’t” stuff a few years ago. It was sad then too.

Pasty-white Clayton (who was was born in Georgetown to upper-middle-class parents, whose dad made a great living on government contracts as an aerospace engineer and who was handed a free $80,000 college education in political science before he became a Marxist “community organizer”) wants you to believe he is just a good-old, shit-kickin’, calf-ropin’, steer-wrestlin’, toilet-seat-in-the-back-yard having cowboy, ya’ll!

Truth is, he only invented the rancher persona a couple years ago.

Truth is, RX Ranch has only been in existence for 18 months.

Truth is, his “ranch” (which is listed as existing at 1810 CR 2001) ACTUALLY is his grandpa’s land. Clayton just goes there to take pictures with any goats that happen to still be alive that day.

The Great Coyote Massacre of 2025

Truth is, he has not done ONE THING he said he was going to do on the “ranch website” – not a petting zoo, not goat yoga and not “animal-assisted therapy sessions” lol.

These “services” have been listed as “coming soon!” for a year now.

“Soon” means “never” in Tuckerspeak. Oh, and both mini goats are dead now.

NOR does he sell a single ounce of beef or farm products. He has ONE animal listed as for sale this coming September (if it lives that long).

He also speaks fondly of his “two mini goats” and how he’ll be using them in a petting zoo. Both died long ago. Oops.

Not much of a “ranch” when you get right down to it. More like a failed hobby. I’d even make a wager that he has made MORE money by grifting on his recent “donations” page in the last 3 weeks than he EVER made as a “rancher.”

How about it, Comrade? Want to take that bet?