She waved me down outside of M&M Butcher Block and tried to explain to me that she’s “not into politics anymore” so it’s all cool, man.
Oh! Well, I guess I’ll forget all the damage you and people like you did (and continue to do) with all the authoritarian bullshit, the “misinformation” nonsense, and the censoring and de-platforming of anyone who questioned the narrative.
Not to mention the fake Covid election rules that allowed mail-in ballots and drop boxes to enable massive fraud and propel a retard into the White House – thus basically destroying the greatest country on earth for no reason.
All because you want to pretend that NOW you’re just an apple-pie-loving champion of freedom and the Constitution, so locals don’t give you the stink eye.
Mind you, this is the same idiot who has called me a liar repeatedly despite the fact I have posted screenshots of HER OWN WORDS dozens of times. I’m not a big fan of being called a liar when I am clearly telling the truth.
They weren’t asked. They were forced – under threat of job loss. Kids had ZERO choice in the schools. Also forced.
All her desperation does is show me that maybe I am poisoning the well here for her in her new town. This only encourages me. I want LESS Stephanie Fitzharrises in Lampasas. Not more. Besides, I thought she was going to move out to Oregon. Whatever happened to that? More bullshit like writing the screenplay?
Anyways, during her rambling, as part of her “we’re on the same side” bullshit, she even told me “I was injured by the vaccine.”
That is a HUGE admission from Potato Head. Unfortunately, I don’t believe it.
Now, I’ pretty sure I told her “I don’t believe a word you’re telling me” at LEAST five times during this conversation in response to her various claims. But of all the nonsense she told me, THAT was the least believable of all.
Why?
Because if she was REALLY vaccine injured, she should be trumpeting that fact loud and repeatedly on the social media she loves so much. Much the same way people trumpet warnings about scumbag contractors or scammers in town. You do it for the common good so others don’t get fucked over like you did.
She’d be alerting her libtard friends like Carol Garner Doughty, Clayton Tucker, Grady Lucas, Bruce Haywood and Garry Brown to think twice about the “vaccine” and admit that it fucked her up. Maybe she’d link to one of the DOZENS of studies showing many, many horrible outcomes of the “vaccine” as well.
But she didn’t. So there are only three possibilities here:
#1 – she secretly hates all her liberal friends and wants to see them take more boosters.
#2 – she is embarrassed she got snookered by Fauci and can’t bear to admit any of this publicly after her non-stop shaming of the unvaccinated three years ago…and thus, she is a massive coward. She’d rather have people get hurt than take a shot to her ego and admit she was 100% wrong.
#3 – She lied to my face to make her life easier here in town.
What better way to end the year than smashing some potato heads? I suspect there will be a lot less posts about local Lampasas idiot Stephanie Fitzharris in 2024 because she has FINALLY been smart enough to hide her radical wokester, antifa-loving, white-hating, race-baiting, BLM-loving, CRT-denying, neo-Marxist views on social media.
Now it’s all about the love, yo!
Sure you are, sugar!
As I’ve said a million times, the neo-Marxists and Big Government lovers like Stephanie Fitzharris of Lampasas never change their stripes. Her brain is mis-wired – just like her mom before her. Short of a lobotomy, she will never change.
Go back a DECADE and Stephanie Fitzharris of Lampasas was the same as she is now – a self-hating white who ridicules those who support small government, the Second Amendment, the Constitution and rule of law, whom she derisively called “Tea Baggers” back when the Tea Party was the boogeyman of the day (before Trump took their place).
Here she is “spreading the love”….
The SAME DAYthe Boston Marathon bombing took place (April 15, 2013) there was Stephanie Fitzharris on social media assuring us that the bombing was the fault of white guys who want smaller government….
Fitzharris thinks THIS article hits the “nail on the head” – it is written by an elitist snob who looks down his nose at those who understand the evils of Big Government and socialism.
Not exactly “Tea Baggers” from white-bread Connecticut. Or Lenox Massachusetts, for that matter!
You’d think that after you were wrong about EVERYTHING for decades (Boston bombings, masks, ‘vaccines,’ Biden, Stacey Abrams, HCQ, Ivermectin, wokeism, CRT, etc) you’d do a little introspection or self-examination after realizing your world-view doesn’t match reality.
Nope.
If you are fat-assed potato head with a mis-wired brain, you blabber nonsense FIRST and ‘think’ later – if at all. That will never change.
It seems I can’t open the newspaper [page 3] these days without being nauseated by this family of carpetbagging, liberal, Biden-loving loons who have infested my beloved Lampasas over the last few years.
Recently, Potato Head joined Vision Lampasas and is trying to sweet-talk her way into the community by “supporting” Christmas on the Creek – which she hopes will make everyone forget she is a hard-core Marxist from Austin.
Of course, like most liberals, she is all hat and no cattle. She donated an embarrassingly-small amount of $31 to the fundraiser that SHE herself started.That is LESS than she recently donated to the GoFundMe for the funeral of a local delinquent….
Sad.
The juvenile delinquent gets $50 for his funeral but the Christmas Lights Fundraiser that YOU started only gets $31? You make me sick.
So here is what I’m going to do:
I will donate $5,000 for new lights IF the following conditions are met by Potato Head Fitzharris:
#1 – You will resign from Vision Lampasas, effective immediately and you will NEVER come back.
#2 – You will donate $1,000 to this cause from your own personal checking account. This will atone for your insultingly small donation of $31.
#3 – You will convince your good buddy “CT” (Clayton Tucker) to ALSO donate $1,000 from his personal checking account – NOT from any of his campaign accounts. Tucker has claimed to be a local farmer, rancher and “small business owner” for a long time now, yet he is not even a member of the local Chamber of Commerce. He is constantly demanding everyone else pay for “free” school, health care and school lunches while he lives with his mother and pays no property taxes himself. I want to see him put his money where his mouth is.
#4 – You will admit publicly on Facebook in front of all your old liberal Austin friends (Garry Brown, Rene Lozano, Carol Garner Doughty, etc) that Joe Biden has been a complete disaster and you regret voting for him. You will admit that he has dementia and not a “stutter” as you have claimed before. You will also admit publicly that you were 100% wrong about the Covid vaccine, about masks, about social distancing, about closing down the schools, about HCQ, about Ivermectin and all the rest of it.
You will do all of this by December 22nd – two weeks away. If you REALLY care about Christmas on the Creek and raising money, you will swallow your pride the same way you apparently swallow too many pizzas and score Vision Lampasas an EASY $5,000 from the “notorious and evil” Lampasshole.
Anything less, and we all know you’re just a lot of hot air.
[When these conditions are met, Vision Lampasas may contact me at lampasshole@protonmail.com to arrange my donation of $5,000]
If you have been reading here for the last 4.5 years (wow!), you know I like to send presents to all my favorite shitbirds every Christmas.
In 2019, I sent City council seven lovely goldfish ornaments – representing the seven goldfish who sit on council. I even showed up at the City Hall Dedication Ceremony and placed them on the tree myself:
These are now a collector’s item…since MOST of the country eventually came to their senses and realized Wuhan Flu was a giant scam. Narwall quickly went out of business, so this mask is probably worth thousands of dollars now. People will look back and say “holy shit, people lost their minds like it was the Salem Witch Trials”. This is a relic from that era.
Last year, everyone got ornaments:
Unfortunately, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris was a total ingrate and decided to report me to the police! Can you believe it? Miss “Defund the Police” herself wasting the cops’ time because I was nice enough to send her a Christmas ornament?
Shit like this is supposed to scare me. It doesn’t.
Don’t worry, Potato Head…I got you something REALLY nice this year. Hint: it will be coming in the mail and will COST you a bunch of money! And you will NOT like it.
So this year I decided to get something for local socialist bum Clayton Tucker…
Human-sized and man-shaped teddy bears are now a thing, which have been designed for lonely women. Known as Loving Bear Puffy, the $135 giant teddy replicates the male body, with the head of an adorable half-asleep bear.
Miss Tucker will LOVE it! Yeah, it costs a bit of money, but it is totally worth it. I may sew a picture of Robert Francis O’Rourke’s face on it before I mail it out.
