Sometimes Christmas comes in the summer!
I happened to be driving down Spring Street a few days ago and suddenly realized I was in front of Potato Head’s house. I then noticed a realtor’s sign in the front yard informing the world it was for sale.
I then sprouted a massive erection.
But then I got worried this was too good to be true. I read the sign three, four, five times. I wondered how this might be a trick or how I could possibly misunderstand the situation. Did someone place that sign there as a joke? Did the realtor’s assistant place the sign in the wrong yard? Did some neighborhood kids move it from one house to another?
I was seeking to find ANY hole in this too-good-to-be-true turn of events.
It just didn’t seem possible. I had heard rumors last fall she was packing up and moving back to Oregon to nest with the other communists, but apparently that fell through.
But Zillow has confirmed it. Potato Head is vacating the premises.
Halleluiah! Praise the Lord Almighty.
PLEASE somebody buy this house. Yes, it seems ridiculous at $400k for 1550 square feet and a structure that was built in 1920. BUT, it has been beautifully remodeled. Her husband is clearly talented at his work. Why he ever shacked up with a chick like Potato Head will be a mystery forever.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you loony Covidiot clown! Maybe you can head on up to MassiveTwoShits and be neighbors with Carol Garner Doughty.