Tag: movie props

Christmas Comes Ten Months Early: Trust Fund Tucker Releases First “Campaign Ad”…It Is Pure Comedy Gold. Part I – The Shepherd’s Crook.

Holy shit. Somebody up there in Heaven loves me a LOT to bestow this MASSIVE gift upon my head. There is SO MUCH bullshit in this video, I feel like a kid in a candy store. Rest assured, by the time I am done pointing out all the fakery and lies, Clayton will look like an even bigger fraudulent asshole than he already does.

You can view the ridiculous ad on YouTube. Be sure to comment! Clayton was stupid enough to leave the comment section open for me…

The first ridiculous piece of fakery and hilarity is a very pudgy Clayton Tucker walking around a field with a SHEPHARD’S CROOK! BAHAHAHAHAHA! Like he’s Jesus Christ or some Middle-Eastern desert dweller….

I don’t know which idiot in his orbit thought this was a good idea, but it is so clearly a fake prop he has never used, that it jumped out at me immediately. There are a BUNCH of reasons this entire picture is wrong:

#1 – that is a SHEPHERD’S crook – as in SHEEP herder. He has no sheep. The hook is big like that to fit around the sheep’s neck. For goats, you would use a leg crook – and the hook is FAR smaller.

The “goat expert” apparently didn’t know this, so he bought the wrong prop off of Amazon. How do I know he bought it off of Amazon? So glad you asked:

#2 – this “campaign ad” was filmed on November 6th and 7th last fall. I just so happened to remember that date coincided with some Amazon purchases on his financial disclosure statements:

Several days before filming, he bought some shit off of Amazon. That $19.46 expense is almost EXACTLY what a shepherd’s crook on Amazon costs if you add 6.25% sales tax – as you can see by THIS LINK. I’m guessing the other expenses might be the holster he bought for his gun he is hilariously wearing.

(That would be the same Amazon that is owned by the ‘oligarch’ Jeff Bezos who Clayton Tucker has railed against for years. You could also argue that Amazon is basically a monopoly – which Clayton has ALSO railed against non-stop this year. You really can’t make this shit up.)

This is the $19 shepherd’s crook for sale on Amazon. Sure looks a lot like the one Clayton is holding in his tiny, effeminate hand!

This crook is also 66 inches tall – or 5’6. This brings me to the next huge fuckup he made:

#3 – that crook is WAY too tall for him. It’s basically the same height he is. It looked ridiculous to me so I Googled the “proper height” for a shepherd’s crook:

That “43 to 60 inches” is for a normal-sized man – but Clayton is somewhat of a midget, as I have commented before. Him being 5’6 is about right – which would match up with the height of his fake sheep implement. He AGAIN was too stupid to know any of this, so he just bought the first thing he saw on Amazon.

Are you feeling retarded yet, Comrade? I have plenty more. Stay tuned for Part II – the anti-gun douchebag puts on a gun for his campaign ad to fool the voters.

Commie Goatwanker Admits His Entire “Ranch” Is Fakery Created For Lib Dummies.

While I was on break, we were treated to this hilarious chain of retardation…

Straight men do not stand like that. Just saying. New Jersey housewives and homos do.

He even calls it a “set”!! Yet another Freudian slip by the vainglorious little turd. What is a “set” in movie parlance?

“It is a temporary, constructed environment that creates the setting for the story.”

Sounds about right.

Back around 1979, a young actor named Mark Hamil stood on a “set” in a Hollywood soundstage filled with fog machines, fake logs, rocks and swamp water. It also contained a small rubbery puppet controlled by Frank Oz which Mark Hamil talked to and called Yoda. It was all total fakery, of course. Complete and utter bullshit made to trick the minds of ten-year-old sci-fi nerds like myself. To us, it was the swamp planet “Dagobah” and was entirely convincing.

It also apparently works on shitlibs who support Clayton Tucker, because they ALSO have the brains of a 10-year-old and are fooled into thinking he’s a “rancher” when he is not. All thanks to the carefully crafted bullshit he posts.

See that big shiny tractor behind the communist knob-head? That’s called a “prop.” It is used for photos and video clips and then put back into the barn until the next “photo shoot.”

Just like his tiny, faggy hybrid truck that can’t actually do any real ranch work. He just drives it all over Texas pretending to be a “rancher.” When he needed to actually move more than 100 pounds of shit, he had to borrow Dad’s REAL flatbed truck, as you can see in the photos below….

The above is Dad’s REAL truck.

Below, is Comrade Clayton’s fake hybrid wind-up truck, which cannot tow or carry shit. It is a “prop” for shitlib morons….

Hilarious!

Five days ago was the first chance Comrade Clayton had to OFFICIALLY file to run for Ag Commissioner. He hasn’t said a word about doing so. I believe the filing period runs until December 5th. I’ll be contacting the Secretary of State and Board of Elections to get my hands on Comrade Clayton’s filing papers.

I’m VERY curious to see how he plans on lying about his credentials in order to qualify for this position. As far as I can see, he does NOT meet the requirements for candidacy.

If necessary, I will sue his ass to keep him off the ballot. Better get ready to spend some of that grifted money on lawyers, you lying scumworm.