It sure looks like Comrade Clayton is laying the groundwork to become a full-time, professional crybaby and pants-shitter. Let’s face it though, it’s the only thing he’s any good at. It only took him 36 years to figure out how to monetize it.
My shitty blog software hasn’t let me post a photo for weeks now but here is what you will find on Comrade Clayton’s official campaign website about UPCOMING EVENTS:
There will be 2 teams at this event:
POSTCARDS & LETTERS Help Clayton Tucker reach voters directly to flip Texas! The Clayton Tucker Campaign is writing postcards and letters directly to voters. We’ll tell them about Team Clayton, the Agriculture Commissioner role, and how and when to vote.
POLICY Help Team Clayton dig deep into policy research, continuing to shape and develop policies that can make groceries cheaper, protect our land and water, and ensure Texas school kids have healthy, Texas grown and produced school lunches.
There it is!
[I can give you all the answer already: the free market and competition will make things cheaper. Property rights and limited government with a strong rule of law that treats EVERYONE the will same protect land and water. It’s the parent’s job to make sure their kids are fed and it doesn’t really matter where it comes from. BOOM! Done! Look at that. All of your fake problems have already been solved. Go read The Road To Serfdom if you want to understand it all, but be warned the solutions are the EXACT OPPOSIT of the Big government bullshit you base your entire worldview on.]
I very much suspect this “dig deep into policy” is how he will keep spending his campaign money after the campaign is over. He’ll probably start YET ANOTHER PAC called “Data Center Research” or some nonsense and shift his funds there. That way he can drive all over and live off of stupid old ladies donations while calling it “research and policy” for Texas.
Of course, his “dig deep into policy” will simply consist of him seeing a ridiculous lie on Facebook (like “data centers cause stillbirths in cows”) and then repeating it as gospel on social media. The “deep” policy solution will always be “tax the Big Wigs” and “soak the evil rich” – with “the rich” being anyone with more money than him.
That’s it. That’s the entire grift. He gets to do EXACTLY what he was doing before (tell lies, demand we soak ‘big wigs’ and then grift old ladies) and he can still rake in cash from morons long after the election, just under a different name. That way he can (1) spend leftover campaign funds on himself and (2) keep the money train going.
Why do this? Several obvious reasons:
1 – It must be EXHAUSTING to keep up the lie that he is a “farmer” all the time. He must get a LITTLE bit tired of being made to look like a lying sack of shit constantly when I post piles of evidence exposing him as a fraud. Why bother with that anymore? Now he can lie and say “I’m giving up the ranching business to pursue my true calling, which is deep thought and being a policy wonk.” He’ll be like Paul Ryan or The Heartland Institute except with an IQ too low to be properly measured.
2 – He’s also lazy as shit. It’s WAY easier to take money from old ladies and post on Twitter all day than to like, RANCH and stuff. It’s hot outside and you might get doody on your hands.
Bookmark this and let’s see if I’m right. His new job will be “On-line beggar and re-poster of inane social media drivel.”
P.S. – why do “Texas kids” have to eat “Texas food”? Why don’t “Texas adults” have to drive “Texas cars” and not allowed to buy any car made in Michigan? You see how stupid that is? We live in a massive country with lots of producers of goods and services. Unfettered trade amongst states make everyone richer. Otherwise we’d have no maple syrup in Texas, you colossal moron.