Sometimes the simplest way to go is straight to the source….under false pretenses. So I emailed Alton Fowler – the homosexual fake rancher and interior decorator who intimated his animals were all shitting out stillbirth babies due to a data center FIVE MILES away that actually hasn’t even been built yet! I told him I was looking to buy some baby goats:
So if all of the livestock offspring on his ‘ranch’ is flopping out onto the ground already dead, how is he able to sell me these brand new goat kids?
Miracles never cease!