“We are all Terry Tucker now” – Lampasshole drunken lament at 9:30pm on November 3rd.
Nobody is happier about the illegitimate, incompetent socialist being elected to Ag Commissioner than his mommy, Terry Tucker.
For THIRTY-FIVE YEARS she has had this numbskull sucking on her titty. Living in her upstairs bedroom. On the computer non-stop re-Tweeting Bernie Sanders, Ted Lieu and that midget Robert Reich. Complaining about the Internet going down. Waking up at 10am and then having to be hounded to go help grandma out at the fake ranch. His only “jobs” being unpaid horseshit like Secretary for the Farmer Union and SDEC positions and wasting his life knocking on doors for loser candidates like Julie Oliver. Not to mention him running for office multiple times and getting beaten like a drum.
In other words, she has suffered humiliations galore and was still nursing a helpless child at age 71. Embarrassing.
But now WE, the state of Texas, get to be humiliated by an Ag Commissioner who doesn’t know the first thing about economics, agriculture, managing employees, reading a budget or anything else.
He was recently eviscerated on Facebook as a “Gay vaquero who can’t grow a moustache and whose testicles haven’t dropped yet” – and that was one of the more mild insults in the comments section:
Now WE TAXPAYERS get to let Comrade Goatwanker suckle at OUR titty – pay his salary, pay his health insurance and pension. Plus all the other free goodies he gets that I don’t even want to know about. It’s too depressing.
So the entire state must be ecstatic they voted in Clayton Tucker, right? After all, a couple hundred thousand idiots voted for him in Austin a week ago. He must be beloved and popular for his bold stance to fuck over every electrician and construction guy in the state by ‘banning data centers’ (which he cannot do), right?
Not exactly.
I asked 47 people in total over the course of five locations at The Domain: Jack and Gingers, Lavaca Street Bar, Little Woodrow’s, Perry’s Steakhouse and Paul Michael’s Restaurant.
The question? Are you a Texas resident who voted last week? Do you know the name of our new Ag Commissioner? I had them answer whether they voted or not.
[A SHOCKING number of people said “I just moved here a month ago so I couldn’t vote yet” – they came from D.C., California, etc.]
I asked a wide variety of people – jeets, gooks, young chicks, old ladies, young dudes, black dudes, Asian chicks, etc. It was a ‘diverse’ sampling. Remember, I was in north Austin, which is CHOCK FULL of liberal retards.
Only ONE person knew who Clayton Tucker was. You know why?? This will kill you.
The ONE GUY who knew who Clayton Tucker was was a well-dressed guy sitting next to me at the bar at Perry’s Steakhouse. Turns out, he works for DPS and was there ON DUTY to protect the “Texas Legislative Black Caucus” that was renting out the private room at Perry’s at that very moment.
I shit you not.
A bunch of racist blacks, chaired by non other than a disgraced and disbarred ambulance chaser named Ron Reynolds. Remember him??
ALL of them renting out the fancy and expensive private Perry’s room to laugh, and drink and not tip their waiter after their huge election win. The type of place NONE of these clowns could afford if they worked in the real world instead of being parasites on decent Texans.
Fucking disgusting. What are the odds??
One of the funniest responses was a black guy who said “I didn’t vote, I’m not into any political shit, I hate all that stuff” and then he asked why I cared about the Ag Commissioner. I told him because the guy is a 35-year-old retard who lives with his parents and has never had a real job…and now he’s in charge of billions of dollars.
The black guy’s eyes bugged out and he lurched forward in this chair and was like “WHAT!?! Do people know this?”
He reminded me of the black guy’s shock in Weird Science who said “she did WHAT?” when Gary told the group that an eighth-grade girl kneed him in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody at school. He was flabbergasted this could happen.
“Fats, man? Lemme tell you my story man. There is this bitch in our town who knows nothing. I mean nothing. He spends all day sucking on his mamma’s titties…never had a job in his life! Thirty-five years old! You believe that? Then guess what that bitch did…”
“He kneed Texas in the nuts and now we look like faggots in front of the entire nation!”
Black dude: “HE DID WHAT???”
More to come.