I Wonder Which Of Don Henley’s Four Mansions He Was In When He Got Caught Doing Coke With Underaged Hookers.

Clayton Tucker’s newest and biggest donor is apparently buying into the “data centers are destroying our resources” fad. Of course, writing a $50,000 check to an unaccomplished boob who would have ZERO power over data centers if he were elected is not going to solve a single thing. But musicians aren’t known for logic or common sense.

But he can’t be buying into it TOO much, because he has FOUR mansions hooked up to the grid sucking down about 10x more electricity than an “average” American:

So a withered old octogenarian who could EASILY get by in a nice little 2000-square-foot condo INSTEAD needs multiple massive mansions – one of which is about SEVEN TIMES bigger than the average American house.

This reminds me of something, but I can’t put my finger on it. Oh yeah…

Climate Czar John Kerry Grilled Over Using Private Jets

DiCaprio faces backlash over yacht trip among ‘hundreds of billionaires’: ‘Definition of a hypocrite’

Rules for thee but not for me. Just another moron who happened to hit it big.