Unemployed socialist bum Clayton Tucker LOVES to yammer about how “paw paw” made more money on his beef than Clayton the Fake Rancher does today…
What Clayton TOTALLY ignores AGAIN is the entire existence of the Internet (where ranchers have been selling beef directly to consumers for many, many years now) and local farmers markets, ALSO where consumers can buy DIRECTLY from the ranchers and cut out those pesky phantom “monopolies” Clayton always rants about non-stop.
In fact, Lampasas (where Clayton lives) has its own farmers market that is TWO BLOCKS from Clayton’s mommy’s house where he currently resides!

Does Clayton sell any of his fake ranching products on-line? Of course not! He said he was going to do that two years ago, but as you can see on his shitty website, that was a lie.
[Also, we’re still waiting on the promised petting zoo, mini-goat yoga, therapy animals and a host of other ‘services’ this idiot never followed through on!]
Does Clayton sell any of his fake ranching products at the Lampasas Farmers Market which is two blocks from his parents’ house? Of course not! Because he is a fake rancher, not a real rancher.
But PLENTY of other REAL ranchers sell product there. They are LITERALLY selling meat right in Clayton’s front yard as he sits there like a pussy complaining about “monopolies” ruining his ability to make a buck ‘ranching.’ LOL.



Clayton’s failure as a rancher has NOTHING to do with monopolies. It has EVERYTHING to do with Clayton being a weak, lazy, incompetent, lying son-of-a-bitch who has no idea how to ranch. He just takes gay pictures of goats and begs for money on-line. He’s spent the last YEAR driving around in circles in Texas ranting to gullible old ladies about “monopolies” – it’s kind of hard to make money ranching when you are never there, comrade.
Here is what Clayton the lazy pussyfag does while REAL ranchers sell meat directly to consumers in his front yard. He names his male goat Cinnabon and dresses him up like a Barbie doll:

What an embarrassment.
And his idiot father (Pontiac Plus) had the gall to go on social media and cheer this moron on. The entire family is in on the grift.