It’s early August and it’s still not triple-digit temps. There are ZERO hurricanes so far and zero on the horizon. Stillhouse Hollow Lake is 100% full in the middle of the summer. The grid has an extra 40 GIGAWATTS of power pretty much every day. There is no Ebola virus to scare everyone with. Gas prices are coming back down again.
What’s an unemployed, hysterical, panicky socialist retard to do all day?? Oh right. Channel all of his natural ignorance and fear of everything into something new. That something is data centers.
Of course, Clayton Tucker’s DAD works for Firefly Aerospace. Firefly gets MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of tax dollar subsidies to ignite massive amounts of chemicals on fire in the Hill Country with zero ROI for the taxpayer.
But those tax dollars go into Clayton’s dad’s pocket and Clayton still lives with Dad and Mom under their roof and at their expense. So Clayton is fine with THOSE subsidies! Dad buys Clayton pet mini cows and shiny Japanese tractors to sit on for fake photos so he can pretend to be a farmer for the dummy liberals in Austin!