Tag: commies gonna commie

Socialist Grifter Funneling (Laundering?) Campaign Money To Female Grifter Bum Kristi Lara.

This is what happens when you have a broke kid who lives with his parents and has never handled any real money in his life. He’s managed to grift over $400,000 off of clueless, senile old ladies by lying to them and telling them (1) data centers are going to double their electric bills (2) they’re going to run out of water any day now and (3) he can STOP these data centers if you just donate some money and hand over your email address for future money begging spam purposes.

It’s like a homeless bum winning the lottery. They always blow it on stupid shit and are then broke in about 36 months. Clayton Tucker is no different:

Besides handing almost $26,000 to the evil data center companies he claims to hate, he ALSO handed $22,500 to Kristi Lara. Who is Kristi Lara? She’s another unemployed grifter bum who spends her life going to protests and holding signs.

Professional protester and grifter scumbag Kristi Lara.

Here she is grifting money on-line to go to the Democratic convention YEARS ago. She actually set up HER OWN donation site just to go to the convention and take pictures with Bernie Sanders!!

Wherever Comrade Clayton and the other commies go, Kristi Lara is right there with them.

She kind of reminds me of Sarah Palin, if Palin were fat and got hit in the face with a frying pan. She’s probably the closest thing Comrade Clayton has to a girlfriend if he were interested in girls. She’s more of a beard, I think.

Anyways, Kristi has zero skills or abilities, unless you count running for office repeatedly and getting clubbed while committing campaign violations and lying her ass off.

So here is my question: if Baby Beluga (Izzy Young) gets paid $31,000 for running his doomed campaign and answering phones, emails, setting up meetings, etc for the last year…why is Kristi Lara getting paid 2/3 of that amount for doing NOTHING??

If I was Baby Beluga, I’d be pretty pissed off. Here she is doing all the work, and Kristi the grifter sniffs out Clayton’s huge pile of grifted money and moves in to grift some herself!! LOL.

Kristi brings absolutely nothing to the campaign except a warm body to hold signs at the stupid protests. For THAT, Clayton is doling out tens of thousands of dollars he grifted off of old ladies. Pathetic.

Fake Rancher Joins Other Fake Small Business Owners In “Fake Small Businesses For Harris” Zoom Call

Oh man. Sometimes you just hit the jackpot accidentally!

I could write 15 pages about this hilarious debacle but I’ll do short form so as to not lose your interest. This was my first Zoom call and if every Zoom meeting Clayton wastes time on is like this, it’s no wonder his “ranch” is falling apart at the seams. It was a laughable series of retardation, talking in circles, bad audio, wheel spinning and yammering of cliches. A COMPLETE waste of over and hour. Everyone just sucked their own dicks and talked about “empowerment” – which means “free money from Uncle Sugar.”

Anyhow, Clayton went on after 45 minutes of circle jerking by a bunch of nerds like this guy…

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…and the Mayor of San Antonio called in from his car. LOL.

Note the seatbelt.

My biggest question to him would have been “how the hell did a Jew like yourself get elected in a City full of Mexicans? That’s crazy, man!”

Then Comrade Clayton finally appeared on screen….

After introducing himself with his usual lie about being a rancher, Comrade Clayton discussed NOTHING about actually running a small business, because he does not run one. No employees, no payroll, no selling meat in town or invoicing customers. Just killing goats by accident and then begging mom for mini cows.

He also doesn’t really OWN a small business because he doesn’t technically own anything on the “ranch.” Grandpa does. He filed paperwork for an LLC called RX Ranch 10 months ago. Then he takes pictures with goats. That’s all.

But what Comrade Clayton the socialist DID do was launch into a screed about socialized medicine and how he’s hopeful that President Kumswalla Harris will steal money from other taxpayers and businesses and hand out “free” home health care to old people...because Clayton’s grandparents and parents are getting up there in age and Clayton doesn’t want to see his inheritance squandered on his 93-year-old grandma and 69-year-old mother who lets him live in her house.

I shit you not. He came right out and said “we are dealing with this in our family…and it is NOT cheap.”

And thus, the greedy, selfish socialist parasite was revealed for all to see. Maybe instead of spending $15,000 on mini cows for Clayton’s hobby, they should spend it on a decent live-in caretaker? Just a thought.

I was reminded of that scene in Die Hard where the big Japanese vault is finally broken open by the black guy and reveals hundreds of millions in bearer bonds. The main antagonist, Hans Gruber, who has postured as a sophisticated and debonaire European businessman the entire movie, gets down on his hands and knees and starts to greedily grab all the bonds he can get his hands on. There was a look of pure avarice on his face.

Holly Genaro (Bonnie Bedelia back when she was still hot) looks at him in disgust and says:

 “After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.“

And so Comrade Clayton’s mask was removed. Despite all his high-and-mighty preaching about fairness, competition, the little guy and all that other rubbish, what it all boils down to is “gimme dat,” like every other socialist piece of shit.

[Comrade Clayton probably doesn’t even know who the fuck Hans Gruber is because he was born in 1991 and was sadly denied seeing all the greatest movies in history like Die Hard, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, Caddyshack, Animal House, Slap Shot, and all the rest before the world went full-on pussy and stopped making awesome guy flicks. Comrade Clayton would probably watch The Breakfast Club and get all bent out of shape when Emilio Estevez called John Bender a faggot.]

You know I’m right.