Tag: commie lives with mommy

Rents Crashing Everywhere. Zero Excuses Now For 35-Year-Old Bum To Live With Mom.

I happened to notice lately that rents are absolutely cratering in north Austin. Apartments that were $2,200 a month two years ago are now down to $1,300 a month. They are also VERY nice and located near all the action.

There are a TON of units and not a lot of takers. It has rarely been a better time to rent (compared to buying) than it is right now.

The same holds for Lampasas. Here are some screenshots just from today:

Those all work out to about $450 or $500 a month per bedroom. I even saw a one-bedroom for $600 per month.

SURELY a guy with “deep roots” to Lampasas can find ONE roommate to share with, no? I mean you DID brag about how long your family has lived here when you ran for City council!

Maybe Potato Head Fitzharris’s son could live with you. I think HE is also at home with mom now too! You could both sit around and talk about how awesome communism is all day long.

Anyways, the undeniable fact is that there ARE apartments available for a fairly cheap price right now. Clayton Tucker has belly-ached in the past about how expensive rent is. That excuse is now invalid.

So ONE of these two things HAS to be true:

#1 – the 35-year-old guy with an $80,000 college degree who was GIFTED a (supposedly) legit ranching operation AND who supposedly has a SECOND job with the Trade Justice Education Fund cannot even manage to scrounge up $600 per month out of his two “jobs.”

If #1 is true, you are a fuckup of biblical proportions. It means you are a shitty ‘rancher’ and have no idea what you are doing AND your second ‘job’ is not a job at all. You could EASILY find a job around here making $40,000 per year and move into your own apartment. You have no kids, no wife, no school debt – NOTHING. You have been out of college for THIRTEEN YEARS with ZERO expenses in your life and you STILL fucked it up. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for running the entire billion-dollar Texas Ag Department.

OR…

#2 – you have some weird attachment to your mommy and want to suckle at her teat every night. I can think of NO dudes who are 35-years-old and WANT to live with their parents if they didn’t absolutely have to (i.e. they are broke and CAN’T move out). I know you aren’t caring for your sick mother because I see her at the gym a few times a week. She’s in better shape than you and she’s like 70 years old.

SO – which is it, Comrade? Do you have no income or are you just a colossal parasite who has a weird mom-fetish and too scared to sleep alone every night?

Neither answer is a very good look, buddy.

Smooth-Brained Socialist Sperg Now Petrified Of Plastic. Will “Fight” To Get Rid Of It.

Well, your first huge lie is the “my home” part of that entire false statement. You don’t own a home. Your mom does, and you live upstairs.

As usual, Lady Clayton is about 5 years late to a “problem” that tens of thousands of much smarter guys already know about and are presumably working to improve. But Lady Clayton is SO ARROGANT that she thinks the ONLY person who can solve this problem is HER! Oh, and she has to be in some sort of government position to do it. LOL.

Yes, the 35-year-old fuckup who can’t find a job or an apartment is going to “get plastics out of our food system” – LOL! No word on how exactly he’s going to do this. I guess we’ll wrap everything in palm fronds and sell it that way?

Here is Lady Clayton not too long ago handing out chemically-laden shitflakes called “Froot Loops” to the local food bank. Notice he didn’t give them any “crops” from his fake “farm” or beef from his fake ranch. No, he gave them the shittiest, garbage filled cereal they make. Froot Loops.

Oh, and he did it with a WHOLE BUNCH of plastic bags!! LOL. Fucking MORON!

Doesn’t this clown know that the FIRST THING you do when you become a hippie, dippy tree hugger is get some REUSABLE HEMP BAGS to do your shopping with? Jesus Christ. He even sucks at FAKING everything. He’s terrible at everything in life – including lying and pretending to be what he’s not (cowboy, farmer, rancher, environmentalist, mechanic, water expert, energy expert, etc).

Lady Clayton is like a stupid, rich liberal housewife who thinks that banning plastic bags and straws and ruining life for the rest of us is going to save a couple sea turtles or something.

It’s not.

You know why? Because the disgusting pigs in India and China (over half the world’s population) literally dump truckloads of garbage into the ocean non-stop.

Oh, and you know what else?? Just HOURS after whining about all the plastic in the world, Clayton Tucker posted THIS:

This is hysterical for two reasons.

#1 – almost the minute he posted it, Trump flip-flopped on Epstein and this whole thing is moot since they are now being released. Late to the party AGAIN, Comrade! Of course, Joe Biden and the Dems had four years to “release the files” and didn’t. It took the GOP and Massey to get it done.

#2 – these bumper stickers (and the thousands of other bumper stickers he has had printed for his campaign) are made of….wait for it…VINYL. Which is plastic. You stupid asshole! All those hundreds of bumper stickers are going to be scraped off in shame in a few months and thrown into a landfill.

Classic commie Clayton move: whining about a “problem” that is already over with and then doing it with plastic bumper stickers, which he spent the day before crying out of his asshole about. BAHAHAHAHA. They don’t come any dumber than Clayton Tucker.

I can think of a lot of plastic that is definitely STILL laying around Clayton’s mom’s house – like the plastic garbage bins out front, the plastic bags you put the garbage in and the Bernie Sanders butt plugs Clayton shoves up his ass every night.

Filthy Communist Gyte’s Cries For Free Shit Get Louder Every Year.

He’s “mobilizing” 24 overweight geriatrics and old ladies with an IQ of 80 to “fight” for….what, exactly? Their “rights”? What rights have they been denied, I must ask? They all certainly appear well-fed. Fat, old and stupid is the kind of enemy I don’t mind fighting against.

What a fearsome army Comrade Clayton is “mobilizing”:

What a joke.

Of course, Comrade Clayton contradicts himself in his very next sentence when he says “we need FDR’s 2nd Bill of Rights.” In other words, you DON’T have a right to “free” medical care or “free” housing as it stands right now! Comrade Clayton apparently wants to enshrine that commie shit into the Constitution.

Good luck with that, you filthy commie bum.

FDR’s “bill of rights” is just a wish list of free shit that appeals to bums and freeloaders who STILL don’t understand that somebody has to be the doctor and somebody has to build the house that they demand be provided to them for “free.” You can find pretty much all of these demands on the website of the Communist Party of the United States:

As to who will build the houses and spend six years getting trained to be a surgeon to work for free, well…not them, of course. Comrade Clayton is too stupid to get through medical school and too weak and soft to work construction. He’s quite content to sit in mom’s house and demand everyone ELSE work hard to provide all this free shit to bums like him.

Every year that goes by where Clayton Tucker still lives with mom and still has no real job, no wife or kids and no future, his screams for free shit get louder. It is driven by insatiable and uncontrollable envy of others who worked hard and “have too much stuff.” Comrade Clayton demands you give some of it to him and his fellow bums. He’s too lazy or stupid to get his shit together like a normal man, so he calls these things “rights” then informs us they must be provided to him…much as a complete cunt might do:

Bums.

Let me tell Comrade Clayton a little story about “free healthcare” that I’m sure he has never heard, because he is a fucking moron and also because he was still a pimply dork in school when it happened around 2010 and 2011.

Nice shorts, nerd.

Back in 2011, Vermont adopted “single payer” legislation. In other words, socialized medicine. Vermont is a tiny state and one that is almost all white, so you’d think if the socialized medicine experiment might work ANYWHERE, it would work in Bernie Sander’s state, right?

Wrong.

Before it even got off the ground, the governor (Peter Shumlin – a shitlib who RAN FOR OFFICE on single-payer) was forced to admit that “we can’t afford it.” An estimate said it would cost $4.3 billion a year, almost the size of the state’s entire $4.9 billion budget.

Those of us with brains know that ANY government estimate of the cost of a program is ALWAYS bullshit. You must at least double it. Why do you think Medicaid and Medicare are going broke at a rapid rate? Because socialism sounds great until “you start running out of OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY.”

So if a single, tiny state with almost all white people can’t make it work, how the FUCK do you think a country of 340 million people (with tens of millions of illegal invaders from third-world countries) can make it work???

I don’t have to guess at the answer to that. All I have to do is look at Canada or at the UK’s NHS and see what a massive failure it would be.

SO, let’s recap:

Socialized medicine is dogshit everywhere it has been tried. It violates the U.S. Constitution since the federal government is not empowered to meddle in health care at all. It violates common sense since it goes against human nature and a normal person’s sense of fairness. It is being promoted by a boy who still lives with his mother at age 34 and has never had a real job in his life, let alone one in healthcare. The costs are prohibitive, as has been proven even on a small scale like Vermont.

I’d say that’s five strikes against.

You know what else occurred to me the other day? Clayton Tucker went to Southwestern University, which is in Georgetown. Georgetown is where his family lived and where he grew up. So, very likely EVEN WHILE IN COLLEGE he lived with mommy! This kid has had his mom’s tit in his mouth EVERY YEAR of his life for 34 years now!

I’m sorry, but that is not healthy or normal. It likely explains why he thinks the world owes him everything for free and that resources just appear out of nowhere for him to consume. Just like mom putting his dinner in front of him every night. It’s all “free”!

Very, very sad. Clayton Tucker’s parents have enabled this spoiled-child syndrome and created a communist monster who won’t be happy until he helps wreck America.

Fuck you and your “bill of rights” you commie rat.

Making Excuses: Why The Commie Lives With Mommy

Every now and then, local socialist and unemployed parasite Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats) posts garbage like this about “low wages.” I think he does it to try and convince himself (and his mom, who houses him in her upstairs bedroom) that it’s not HIM who is a lazy, good-for-nothing sponge but the LABOR MARKET that is to blame.

Evil capitalism just doesn’t value a genius like Comrade Clayton Tucker properly in the free market for labor:

Naturally, I did a 30-second search for jobs in this area and came up with a TON of stuff. Here is a sample:

Whoops. So much for his $10/hr bullshit. But what do you expect from a kid who hasn’t even looked for a real job in his entire life? He is wildly detached from reality. He doesn’t even know what the going rate is for anything around here.

The most ridiculous part of his whining about low wages is that HE HAS ZERO EXPENSES IN LIFE! He has no wife or girlfriend to support, no kid, no student loans (mom paid) and no rent since he lives with mom. If he ever bothered to get a real job, he could basically save about 90% of his salary!

Even if these jobs paid $30 an hour, Comrade Clayton would not apply. He thinks he is above menial work. He is above “working his way up the ladder.” He thinks he is WAY smarter than everyone else, even though there is zero evidence to support that. He’s just a 32-year-old bum in a small town who lives with mom.

That’s it. It’s as simple as it looks – he’s a lazy son-of-a-bitch and cannot be bothered to get up early five days a week and be productive in society. It has nothing to do with evil capitalism or greedy corporations. He’s just a lazy fuck. End of story.

Representing a socialist group and yelling on a street corner demanding free shit. Pathetic.

I predict that Comrade Clayton Tucker will NEVER have a real job in the real world. The gap between what he THINKS his time is worth in his fantasyland will NEVER match the reality of the free market. He has zero experience at anything at age 32. He has developed zero skills at the age of 32. He has wasted the last 10 years of his life Tweeting commie crap and knocking on doors for the political campaigns of perennial losers like Julie Oliver, Meg Walsh, Robert O’Rourke, and Jonathan Hildenberg.

What employer is ever going to pay big money for THAT pathetic resume? Unskilled, lazy bums are a dime a dozen, therefore Comrade Clayton will NEVER be employed in the real world. He will stay huddled on grandpa’s “ranch” and pretend to be a farmer/rancher/cowboy until the day he dies…alone and childless.

You know how I know he will be alone and childless? Because no woman will want anything to do with an unemployed bum who lives with his mom. How do I know he will always live with mom? Because he refuses to get a real job and make his own way in the world.

It’s not hard for me to predict the entire future life story of a lazy simpleton.

But he WILL keep deluding himself by posting memes like this all day while he runs his Virtual Ranch (TM). It’s probably the only way he can live with himself, because admitting the truth is just too painful.

Communism is simply the religion of the malcontent. Strong, happy people don’t become communists. Miserable losers do.