A few months ago, Clayton Tucker had pizza parties in DFW AND Austin as far as the eye could see!
But NOW, those are all gone. Just the Austin pizza parties remain.
What happened Comrade? Did the commie locusts and parasites eat all your food and leave you with nothing? Were they the useless bums that ALL communists are? Did you get promised the world and instead had your campaign wallet emptied? BAHAHAHAHA.
What delicious irony.
Then again, it could just be the expense of Baby Beluga attending several pizza parties a week that broke the campaign wallet. Better call up Don Henley for another 50 large.