This would be my nightmare: A 35-year-old socialist bum who lives with his parents and has NEVER created anything, never built wealth, owned land or employed a single person gets his hands on the taxpayer cookie jar.
God help us.
Clayton Tucker’s latest puddle of verbal diarrhea is titled “Rural Texas Doesn’t Need More Corporate Handouts” but then goes on to explain how he’s going to take tax dollars as Ag Commissioner and…wait for it…hand them out as “market development programs and rural finance initiatives.” LOL.
So he DOESN’T want any tech companies getting a break on taxes for a few years in order to create massive amounts of construction jobs but he DOES want to play Santa Claus and cut taxpayer checks to “rural farmers,” which as we well know, would include incompetent hobby-farmer bums like Clayton Tucker himself.
Sounds like a great idea: letting a socialist kid who doesn’t know shit about shit pick the “winners” and “losers” in the economy. The kid who was wrong about Covid, renewable energy, Tim Walz, running out of water, and global warming wants us to believe he’s wise enough to handle this task.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is to laugh.
While socialists are GREAT at stealing other people’s money and handing it out as their own to get the glory, they are TERRIBLE at opening their own wallets and helping out the community.
For instance the town where this socialist bum lives (which also happens to be where I live) has a big festival every year called Spring Ho! It’s coming up soon, as a matter of fact.
Do you know how many times Clayton Tucker or his RX Ranch have been a sponsor for this event? The kid who claims to have deep roots here and brag that his grandparents have been here “since the 70s”?
The Spring Ho festival has been celebrated for 53 years. Guess how many times Clayton Tucker or RX Ranch has donated even a penny to be a sponsor?
Zero times. That’s right. Zero. Not a fucking penny.
The same can be said for his donations to any other local charities. He’s never on the sponsor list of ANY of them. So much for “caring about the local rural community,” huh? But he’ll be MORE than happy to steal YOUR money and hand it out like a drunken sailor.
The funny thing is, there ARE some rancher/cattle sponsors on the list – including a PLATINUM sponsor…the highest level!
I wonder how 2JR Cattle manages to be so generous when (according to Clayton Tucker, fake rancher) the whole system is “rigged” against ranchers and they are unable to make a buck. Perhaps it’s just the FAKE, LAZY and INCOMPETENT ‘ranchers’ that are having trouble, eh Comrade??
We might ask 3-C Joppa Cattle Company the same question! They are somehow managing to be generous as well!
Comrade Clayton, the unemployed bum who was handed a free “farm” that currently sits there unused and unprofitable, tells us that rural areas are dying. Sure doesn’t look like it to me! Just look at all the businesses that are chipping in to sponsor Spring Ho!
Impressive. Make me proud to be a Lampasshole.
Clayton DID manage to LIE about donating to charity, however. At least twice, he has done that. So not only is he a fake farmer, fake rancher and fake water researcher – he’s ALSO a fake philanthropist!
#1 – I caught him lying about trying to pay off Lampasas ISD lunch debt. I contacted the school and they said they were unaware of any of this. I gave Clayton a chance to make it right and donate by showing him EXACTLY how to do it, but he refused to do so.
#2 – last July, almost a year ago, he was “raising money to donate to flood victims” on his campaign website. Guess what?? There is NO RECORD of any flood victim donations on his “PAYMENTS” section of his campaign disclosures. He lied about that one, too!
So he’s very good at PRETENDING to be charitable but not so good at actually opening his wallet and handing the money over. More stolen valor – his specialty.
Clayton Tucker: fake rancher, fake farmer, fake data center expert, fake water researcher, fake cowboy, fake philanthropist, fake man. REAL douchebag and socialist scumbag.
Dad must be proud.