Miss Tucker Goes To Washington.

First it was data centers and ‘busting monopolies’ that were the priority. Then reality hit his face like a wet cock and he admitted he can’t do anything about those.

Then yesterday it was throwing more money at welfare for ‘starving’ fat Texas kids that was the priority.

Now it’s going to Washington D.C. and demanding they hand him more money in a new farm bill….

LOL. This is EXACTLY like him crashing data center town hall meetings that were five hours away from where he lived. He had no business being there and could accomplish nothing. He just got up there and wasted everyone’s time partaking in something that wasn’t his purview.

Hey asshole: we ALREADY have 40 people who will “work with Congress” for Texas on federal laws. They are called “Congressmen” and “Senators.” That is THEIR job, you imbecile. You have 14 shitlib reps and one shitlib senator ALREADY heading to Washington to represent the interests of Texas. There is ZERO reason for a spoiled, unemployed trust fund fag to go up there and muddy the waters and pester people for free shit. They already have like 5,000 people doing that. They’re called lobbyists, Congressmen and Senators.

You, on the other hand, are none of those things. You are a mosquito, no matter how badly you want to be a player. There are 50 other states with Ag Commissioners begging for money.

Stay in you lane. So go get your shine box and then maybe go check the accuracy of a grain elevator scale, or something. THAT is your job, bitch.

Wait a sec. Wasn’t he licking Jasmine Crockett’s ass for her awesome work on a farm bill in 2023? Gee…what went wrong?

Won’t you PLEASE think of the poor farmer who needs MORE MONEY???

  • Historical Subsidies: From 1995 through 2021, Texas received $44.5 billion in total federal farm subsidies, making it the highest-ranking state in the nation for cumulative payments Kansas Reflector Farm Subsidy Analysis. [1]
  • Additional Disaster & Recovery Funds: A federal spending and disaster relief package allocated an estimated over $3 billion specifically for Texas agricultural producers in addition to the standard Farm Bill framework. [1]
  • Overall Legislation Size: The last comprehensive Farm Bill (passed in 2018) authorized approximately $867 billion over a 10-year period on a national scale The Texas Tribune Farm Bill Report. [1]

Comrade Clayton couldn’t tell you a fucking thing about how much money Texas ALREADY gets or where it goes. He just knows we need to throw more money in that direction.

Destroy the tech industry and give more welfare to black, female ‘farmers’! THAT is the path to prosperity, right Comrade?