My First Triple Orgasm.

Holy shit. That was like watching a Tesla driven by Clayton Tucker crash into Jack Harrell’s house every night for a month. Fucking FANTASTIC.

We all know what the best line of the debate was…..

We had a fantastic time watching Biden get murdered on national TV at Memos. Nobody got into a fist fight or anything! Apparently that is a concern over at Lampasas Beer Market, which made us miss the first 15 minutes of the debate because they refused to show it due to the “political nature” and possibility of a fight (?). Funny that they will allow Oklahoma and UT fans watch the same football game and not worry about a fight but letting us watch the debate (after SPECIFICALLY getting prior approval from the owner) was just too much to risk.

Sad, because I liked Lampasas Beer Market. Gonna have to boycott for the rest of the year, at least. Only way they will learn. We’re talking about the fate of the Republic here and you’re worried about people arguing? Total bullshit.

You know who goes out and spends money and tips well? Conservatives. You know who has no money and lives with their parents? Libshits. You better know where your bread is buttered.