Socialist Shitwick References Doom And Gloom Article That Doesn’t Exist.

Since today ends in the letter “Y,” it means that Comrade Clayton Tucker, the 35-year-old Bernie Sanders worshipper who lives with his parents is out there on social media using lies to whip up hysteria!

He’s actually not a bad political candidate. If looks, brains, honesty and personality don’t count, that is.

“The world is ending because of [fill in blank]! Rich people are to blame! Sign my petition!” – no proof or evidence ever given, except for made-up crap like heart murmurs. LOL. Sad little boy.

What a tiresome routine. But I’ll crush this one too, since I’m going on vacation for a few days and won’t get my fix.

The most egregious thing about this “article” is that it exists nowhere on the Internet that I could find. I searched and searched. Then I enlisted Gemini AI and had a data center burn through eleventy billion gallons of water to give me an answer:

Gemini couldn’t find anything either!

So I looked into “Courier Texas.” It is an offshoot of a far-left, dark-money outfit called “Courier Newsroom” that takes bullshit dem talking points and dresses them up as news.

You know they’re fake garbage, because their shitty Twitter site only has 177 followers.

So basically, even if we COULD find the article, it is 100% bullshit anyways. Of course, Comrade Clayton NEVER links to any articles he promotes. There is a reason for that: he’s a compulsive liar.

The premise is horseshit. Texas is not “running out of water” in the short term. EVERY article out there refers to a 50-year time horizon and has basically the same bullet points:

Texas faces a severe, accelerating water crisis requiring an estimated $174 billion in infrastructure upgrades over the next 50 years to prevent critical shortages, more than double previous estimates. Driven by intense population growth, prolonged droughts, and aging infrastructure, the state’s water supply is expected to drop by roughly 10% by 2080.

OH! Intense population growth? You mean like a million shitlibs moving here from Oregon, California and New York? I’m all for putting an immediate end to that! Or maybe it’s the millions of illegal third-world scumbags that Biden let in as Clayton Tucker applauded? Let’s ship them out of here, too.

Looks like the ‘problem’ is already almost solved with those moves.

There’s more:

Supply vs. Demand: By 2070, water demand is expected to increase by 9% during severe drought, while the supply is projected to drop by 18%, leaving a shortage of 5–7 million acre-feet.


Depleting Resources: 75% of Texas rivers and major aquifers, including the Ogallala Aquifer, are seeing declining levels due to over-extraction.

Oh no! The year 2070?! We better panic like crazy right now and go back to the stone ages by destroying all industry. Also, the Ogallala is being “over-extracted” by FARMERS. Cotton farmers, to be exact. I have covered this already. But in Comrade Clayton’s mind, as long as it’s a FARMER wasting water on almonds or cotton, then it’s ok to wreck aquifers.

Meanwhile, as Lady Clayton runs around with her hair on fire like Chicken Little, we just had over 13 inches of rain here in the month of April. The most I’ve ever recorded in the 14 years I’ve lived out here.

The monitored reservoirs are 74.9% full as of today. A year ago, they were 77.5% full. Not exactly a five-alarm fire.

Lampasas, where this commie shitbird lives, uses Stillhouse Hollow for water – and it is 100% full. A year ago, it was 91% full. Whoops.

Yeah, some places like Corpus might be fucked but that is due to dummy tree-hugger libs putting the kibosh on desal plants for the last 10 years. It has nothing to do with “The Greedy Few” or data centers.