This is even worse than watching Gavin Newscum “use” a power saw.
The failed beekeeper uploaded this video farce to an Elon Musk data center recently in a feeble attempt to show us what a hardworking rural dude his is.
Despite his best efforts, his low IQ and complete lack of ANY ‘ranching’ knowledge give him away, like it always does!
#1 – he went into the back of mom’s closet and fetched the handgun prop again. We first saw this when he played the part of King Asshole Shepherd in his very first campaign video (you can retrieve it from a YouTube data center HERE). He made sure the gun was clearly visible in the camera frame when he faked fixing a fence for his audience of dunces.
#2 – the boots clearly jump out as brand new. They look a LOT like the kind of boots I used to wear when it was muddy and shitty out in the field, but he is wearing them in nice dry, sunny weather and they sure look like he just bought them on Amazon a few days earlier….like he did with the ridiculous shepherds crook, LOL.
#3 – the best part is him doing a Michael Jackson imitation and strutting out there with only one glove on. HUGE safety violation, Comrade Country Boy!!
You know WHY he only has one glove on as he pretends to work? Because he needed to be able to turn the camera on and off. LOL. He’s too fucking stupid to keep the second glove over by the camera, turn on the camera and slip on the second glove before he walks into the frame in his brand new, dirt-free boots.
LOL. This is the moron who thinks he can solve every problem related to “land, power, water” etc in the entire state. The fake rancher who lives with his mother! He wants to be in charge of a billion dollar budget and 650 employees!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Of course, there is no real danger to his un-gloved hand here anyways because the wire is never under any actual tension. That’s because the unemployed Ozempic candidate is unable to generate more than 10 pounds of force with his atrophied noodle arms. You can see him struggling with the stretcher repeatedly.
What a complete and utter douchebag. This calls for yet another insulting limerick:
The once was a dork in a hat
Who ate Taco Bell and got fat
He blabbers non-stop
About AI slop
In November his campaign goes SPLAT!!