America 250! Fuck Yeah!

Despite the best efforts of commie scumbags, America is STILL the greatest country on earth. The best that has ever been. The best that will EVER be.

The krauts…the frogs…the wops…the chinks…the dinks…they all envy us. Today they will be sweltering without air conditioning while our sixth-gen bombers fly over America burning thousands of gallons per hour while patriotic Americans light off fireworks, drink beer and eat thousands of tons of smoked meats.

Fuck yeah.

I’ve been to at least 30 other countries in my life. They are all dogshit compared to the United States of America.

All other countries can feel free to suck on my balls.