Is Fake Rancher Now Sporting A Fake Injury?

What happens when a fake rancher does fake work for years and years? Eventually, he gets a fake injury, apparently!

Less than 24 hours earlier, Comrade Clayton’s soft, delicate hands were uninjured…

Why do I say “delicate and soft as baby shit”? Here’s how they looked on the day he signed his candidacy papers:

Not a scratch, scrape, ant bite, cut or callous to be found. Not even a speck of dirt under a fingernail.

Obviously not the hands of a “farmer.” Those are the hands of a fake rancher or fake grass farmer who spends all his time driving a hybrid wind-up toy truck around Texas and using grifted donations to pay for his semen-frothed mochaccinos at the Starbucks drive-thru!

So the question is: what is the injury, how did he do it, and who wrapped that hand?

It’s VERY shocking that Comrade Clayton hasn’t already made a breathless social media post about how it happened. After all, he’s like a teen girl and posts EVERY time he “gets hurt” on the fake ranch.

I know he didn’t do it trying to have sex with his farm animals, because he has been away from the “ranch” nonstop for the entire week.

The very gayest injury that might explain that ridiculous bandage is a “sprained wrist” which is the most effeminate injury I can think of. So that’s probably what it is. I’m guessing Mercer gets them too. It’s the limp wrist thing…

A deep cut that requires that level of wrapping? I’m guessing he’d freak out at that one and go to the ER – which would have resulted in multiple social media posts. He would have made it a “teaching moment” about how terrible the U.S. health industry is and how we need to be more like Canada – but he didn’t, so that’s out. Besides, how the hell would he cut the palm of his hand? Not like he was cooking a meal or butchering a rabbit.

Perhaps he hurt it in a game of Gay Chicken.

No, I’m guessing the “injury” was some tiny bit of pain that most of us would ignore but for which Comrade Clayton had Izzy the Baby Beluga go run to the store and grab an ACE bandage for him. That’s it. Then he’ll tell the dumb old ladies he hurt himself BAILING hay. LOL.

What a fucking maroon.

Socialist Cockroach Clayton Tucker Tries To Pretend He Is A Patriot. Ditches Arabic Lapel Pin And Replaces With Texas Flag.

Well, THIS is a first! Then again, socialist mealworm Clayton Tucker will do ANYTHING and tell ANY LIE to try and convince you he’s not a far-left, antifa-loving, open-borders, muzzie-loving radical socialist.

He was recently spotted sporting a Texas flag lapel pin…

(Still looking like Simple Jack, by the way)

“Simple Tuck, the story of a mentally impaired Lampasas farm hand who can “talk” to animals was a box office disaster, which many critics called ‘the worst movie of all time.“

Yes, he wasted ANOTHER seven hours driving to and from Gainesville to talk to 3 or 4 morons there. How do I know they are morons? Because if they wanted to get information about “water, land and farm monopolies” they could just type that into ChatGPT and get a fairly accurate synopsis in 5 seconds. Instead they are wasting time listening to a 35-year-old unemployed fake rancher boy who lives with mommy.

Ergo….morons.

But the Texas pin is just another bit of fakery and bullshit – kind of like his tractor photos.

You see, Clayton Tucker has spent the last handful of years wearing shit like THIS while licking the ass of anti-American muslim scumbags like Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar:

Yes, that is an Arabic symbol on his lapel. No, I have no clue what it means because I’m an American and not a third-world dirtbag who wipes my ass with my hand. Nor am I an ass-kisser of them.

Also, the ONLY flag he has EVER flown on mommy’s house was THIS one for about a year….

That’s the REAL Clayton Tucker: celebrating muzzie holidays. Hanging Ukrainian flags. Wearing muzzie lapel pins. Hatred of America. Endorsing Anti-American muzzies for the Texas House.

This latest costume change is purely to try and trick voters into thinking he’s some “salt of the earth” Texas rancher. Which we ALL know is a lie. He is a HUGE friend of open borders and muslims.

Comrade Clayton gave this foreign-born muzzie his full-throated endorsement. Bhojani then took his oath of office on the Quran, and NOT on the bible.

Silver Spoon Pussy And Fake Rancher Who Was Handed FREE LAND And Four Generations Of Knowledge Cannot Produce Food.

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker has claimed to be a “fifth generation rancher” for many years now. He has also claimed to be a farmer, but has never grown a single vegetable or fruit on grandpa’s property. These are facts.

He has been driving around in circles in Texas for about six months now, wasting thousands of gallons of gasoline and screaming about how food prices are too high…

Four useless pussies who grow ZERO food but sure do cry a lot. This is not “working” – this is “posing”

Believe it or not, the dork on Comrade Clayton’s left with the black cowboy hat is an even BIGGER fake cowboy than Comrade Clayton himself! His name is Kyle Rable and he doesn’t even bother to post a FAKE occupation on his bio. He just sponges off the names of his parents and grandparents and says he comes from a long line of “hard working” people. He’s also STILL in school dicking around at his age – avoiding honest work, clearly. Also no mention of what he studies in school. So, no job and a joke degree. Very much like his buddy Comrade Clayton right next to him!

Here are some facts for you bozos:

Things that DON’T lower food prices:

  1. Driving all over the state in a hybrid wind-up toy truck with a fat chick.
  2. Posting pictures with other useless, unemployed bums on Bluesky.
  3. Going to pizza parties in Austin.

[Holy shit! A dozen unemployed bums showed up for free pizza?!? They must really be true believers! Weird how Comrade Clayton didn’t have this at one of the six or seven pizza places right here in his hometown to support the local restaurants. Or better yet, why not do a bbq with his OWN BEEF he supposedly raises???]

Things that DO lower food prices:

Increasing your cattle herd and thus increasing the supply of beef out there.

So which one of these things does Clayton Tucker the “fifth generation rancher” choose to do? Does he choose to roll up his sleeves and take advantage of the FREE LAND, FREE EQUIPMENT and supposed FREE KNOWLEDGE of the four generations of fake ranchers who came before him? Does he try to make something of all the FREE SHIT he was handed and never had to work for at all?

No, he does not.

Instead, he prances around Austin at “pizza parties” paid for with the money he grifted from little old ladies. He wears gay hats and hangs out with radical, left-wing antifa faggots.

How do I know they are radical left-wing antifa faggots? Well, just look at the hat that fat bearded dork is wearing:

It says “ACAB” – which the antifa clowns paint everywhere. It means “All Cops Are Bastards”

THAT is the type of commie, far-left, radical douchebags that Clayton Tucker surrounds himself with. Losers and bums, just like him.

Even MORE hysterical is the red XXXXL t-shirt that Izzy the Baby Beluga is wearing right next to him. It says “reasonable workload / fair compensation” and has a power fist symbol in the middle. Clearly some kind of union reference. The irony is, of course, that Clayton Tucker very likely pays her $0 for all her wasted time on his campaign, as we discussed months ago.

Then again, we still have NO IDEA how Clayton Tucker is spending all his grifted money because he has STILL NOT FILED a spending report with the proper agencies!

Ask FDR. Solar Panel Edition.

Dear Fake Dummy Rancher, you have been all hysterical lately about “AI Data Centers” and how they will make our power bills go higher. The obvious solution is to build more power plants that produce CHEAP and RELIABLE power (natural gas and nuclear) – something the greentards have fought for decades in favor of UNRELIABLE and RETARDED forms of power like pinwheels and solar. Luckily, Texas is way ahead of the curve in putting up new RELIABLE power plants.

If you’re so worried about higher power bills, why don’t you just put some solar panels on your mom’s house or your grandma’s ranch to offset those “higher bills”??? You’ve been screaming about solar and wind for the last 5+ yearsyet YOU don’t have a single solar panel or wind turbine on your family’s property! What gives??

Fake Dummy Rancher responds: “I’m just a quasi-retarded ‘grass farmer’ who lives with his mother at age 35 – you can’t possibly expect me to know anything even though I lied about being an ‘energy expert’ a few years ago. I don’t care about the “devistating” “climate crisis” anymore. Haven’t you heard?? Now I only cry out my asshole about monopolies…not solar panels.”

Socialist Gaylord Clayton Tucker Gets Excoriated In Social Media Comments Section.

“Sugar in the gas tank,” “standing like a lady with birthing hips,” “his boyfriend pegged him last night” – these are all worthy and accurate comments. I wish I’d thought of them first.

What started the insult fest was this less-than-heterosexual pose and ridiculous Canadian tuxedo in a photo from his latest ten-hour-roundtrip wheel spinning excursion….

Standard Comrade Clayton crowd: 75% senile old ladies and fat chicks and 25% male pussies and dorks.

The reactions were swift. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks that perhaps Clayton is light in his loafers, and also a total moron and a fraud:

To be clear, him being a homo is the least of his problems. I’d be friends with 1,000 homos before I’d be friends with ONE America-hating socialist cunt like Clayton Tucker.

In fact, he’d probably get some slack if he finally came out of the closet. It would certainly explain why he’s 35 and has never been seen with a female (besides his beard Kristi Lara). As it is now, he just looks like a BIGGER loser for living with mom, having no real job AND not getting a girl.

How about it Comrade?? Why don’t you just come clean already. I guarantee you your Dad already knows this just from watching your antics over the last 30 years. You wear a purse and drove a Chevy Equinox, for fuck sake!!

Doesn’t every “rancher” drive an Equinox??

Price Of Silver Now Up over 120% This Year. Must Be Those Evil Silver Monopolies, Right Comrade?

After trading around $28 at the start of the year, silver FINALLY played catchup to gold and has topped $63.

If you are a financially ignorant socialist who thinks prices of everything go up because of “monopolies” then you might start screaming about the “silver monopolies” causing this issue.

But if you understand that massive government deficit spending, debt and the idiots at the Federal Reserve debasing the currency are at fault, you are not surprised at all. In fact, you’d expect silver to rise much higher.

I hate to say I told you so, but I DID tell you so. In fact, silver is up 30% just in the last two months. Not bad for an inert, non-productive, “barbarous relic.”

The Federal Reserve made things worse yesterday by cutting rates and promising to monetize debt. The metals, which are REAL money since they can’t be printed out of thin air, are responding accordingly today. It’s simple math.

In reality, it’s not gold and silver (or housing) that has “gone up” – it’s the shitty dollar that has been printed into oblivion that has gone DOWN.

Communist Monkey Finally Dances For Me. Quietly Goes In And Changes “Bailing” Hay To “Baling” Hay.

That’s right, monkey boy. Dance.

It took him two weeks because he obviously couldn’t change it immediately and prove me right. But he eventually DID sneak in there and change his giant gaffe so he wasn’t “bailing” hay anymore.

Here is how it looked before, when he didn’t know it was spelled “baling” hay…

Here is how it looks today, after sneaking in and doing his monkey dance after I ridiculed him mercilessly….

Notice he ALSO changed it from “RANCH” family to “FARMING” family!

This goes along with his recent sneaky bullshit pivot (also caused by my ridicule) that he will NEVER be able to qualify for Ag Commissioner because he is not and never was a “rancher” engaged in the “business of agriculture.” So NOW he’s pretending to be a farmer who grows grass – hoping THAT might be enough to make the qualifications.

This duplicitous and deceitful scumbaggery ALONE should disqualify him. It is a tacit admission he has been lying for years about this ‘ranching’ nonsense.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton, his social media is littered with him calling himself a rancher and never says shit about ‘farming’ up until a week ago.

Like this retard video, for example:

“I am a rancher. I raise goats and cattle and donkeys” – whoops!

I expect he’ll delete this one too, just like his video of him using a wrench wrong to “fix” his tractor and then holding up a nut and calling it a bolt.

Don’t worry, fag. I already copied it to my phone. LOL.

Just like everything else in his life: lies and incompetence and then incompetent at lying!

Lies like “I’m a water researcher” or “I’m a rancher” or “I’m straight.” It’s just lie after lie after lie. Pathetic.

Pretend Politician Pussyboy Panders To Pottery Participants

Just when you thought Comrade Clayton had hit rock bottom by taking selfies with the likes of Ron Reynolds, we get this latest humiliation ritual.

“Hey! It’s just like massaging a big slippery cock!”

My god. I guess he ran out of the “12 old people at a taco stand” events and is now just driving up to random buildings and barging in to yammer about oligarchs and pinwheels.

So the kid who doesn’t have time to run his “ranch” properly and doesn’t have time to implement a SINGLE ONE of his promised “services coming soon!” from a year ago (goat yoga, petting zoo, etc) has LOTS of time to crash the pottery class of a bunch of navel-gazing dummy females and then pander for votes by making an ashtray for his mommy for Christmas. How embarrassing.

In other news, Texas Dem State chair Kendall Scudder is on record receiving my request for ALL of Clayton Tucker’s candidacy documents. The clock is now ticking, Ken Doll!

Somalis Are A Huge Drag On American Society.

The average IQ in Somalia is 68, which is below the line for mental retardation. 7 out of 10 Somalians live in poverty.

Their per capita GDP is 1,000 dollars (USA is 90,000). Somalia does not have a functional waste management system. The tallest fully constructed building in the country is 10 stories.

So where is this Somali excellence exactly?

They shouldn’t even be here, let alone in a position of power.

Be That Man.

Here is the problem you can solve: Good men eventually learn that if they charge the enemy, they will be shot in the back by their own teammates trying to curry favor with the enemy.

Derrick Chauvin and Daniel Penny learned this the hard way.

That’s infuriating, but what can you do?

You can do this, and it might make all the difference:

If I am on the jury, and you are accused of vigilante justice, you will walk. All it takes is one man on the jury who will not vote to convict.

One man is all it takes. Be that man, and crucially, let everyone know you will be that man, so they will feel safe to do the right thing.

I will be that man, and I don’t care about the details. Did the perp try to run away when he saw your gun, but you still shot him in the back? I don’t care.

Did you reload so you could keep shooting his corpse? That sounds reasonable to me.

Was the perp an oppressed minority and you are a privileged white male? Not a problem.

When the cops arrived, did they find you waving a bottle of Mad Dog while you teabagged a dead burglar? In that case, I’ll invite you over for some good liquor, after I make sure you are acquitted.

If you kill someone who had it coming, and I am on the jury, you will walk, even if you got a little carried away and enjoyed it too much.

If you feel the same, then quote-post this with your own promise, in your own words.

It’s important, because in the recent past, good men believed that if they charged the enemy, they would NOT be shot in the back by their own teammates. You can help end that. Please. We need you.