(Gr)easy Come, (Gr)easy Go?

Has “Greasy” Chris Harrison finally pulled one scam too many? Between the Brodie Estates detention pond scam and the “price of diesel went up so the skate park cost doubled” scam – and who knows what else. It might be time to start digging a little deeper on these greasy/sketchy activities. You know all about digging, right Greasy? Considering you own the dirt works company that did the work on these schemes you hatched.

Brodie Estates was a $185,000 black hole for City money – and nobody has yet explained what happened. Why is Brodie Estates NOT being held to the terms of their agreement? It has been well over the “four years” promised and only 8 of the promised 22 houses are built. Several OTHER projects were started AFTER Brodie Estates and THOSE projects are long-since finished! Most notably Hidden Oaks.

You know what else I remembered?? Greasy Chris was the one who (while on City council) made the motion to award the inflated City Hall renovation elevator bid to RKJ Construction because “they are local” – maybe THAT was some more back scratching as well! That idiotic decision ultimately cost the City close to $50,000 since the elevator was FAR more expensive AND it was of such poor construction, they had to buy an expensive service contract on it!

RKJ Construction Kicks deGraffenreid In The Nuts One Last Time For Elevator

Oh, and the entire City Hall renovation project was also delayed many months due to that same shitty elevator!

Some People Have a Hard Time Swallowing Truth Pills

Time to start asking more questions about Paul Christopher Harrison (Garcia) and his S2M2 paychecks. For starters. We might even delve into assault accusations as well. I hear there are several.

More to come…..

“Stolen Valor Walz Is SO Awesome!”

First it was Jim Hightower, then it was Robert Francis O’Rourke, then some random older muzzie men….

Now Comrade Clayton is expressing his NAMBLA love for his new Daddy: Tampon Tim Walz. As we’ve showed before, Comrade Clayton is Ballz to the Walz for Timmy….

I wonder if Comrade Clayton realizes that the only reason Tim was picked is because nobody else wanted the job. Also, the Harris campaign realized if they picked Shapiro, he’d quickly see that Harris has a major drinking problem and it wouldn’t be long before he used that to his advantage and stuck a knife in her to catapult himself upwards.

So they’re left with poor, stupid, commie, stolen-valor Timmy.

I think we all had a “Coach Walz” at our high school. The teacher everyone thought was a closet pedophile. I can see Clayton being the one dummy who didn’t realize that and was just happy that Coach paid attention to him. Put his arm around his shoulder and offered him “a special athletic supporter that I wore myself to the state championship! I want you to have it! Let me see if it fits…”

Poor Clayton.

The only reason libshits like Clayton get excited about a douchebag like this is:

  • his own Dad was never around
  • his own Dad is deeply disappointed in him (most likely)
  • he hates his own dad

LEDC Minutes From July Posted…Will Amermin (Terrible Name!) FINALLY Be “The One” Who Moves Into Business Pork??

Well, I finally got ahold of the minutes from the July LEDC meeting – the one where Amermin (awful name) made their presentation. The LEDC never bothered to post the minutes online but I requested a copy – here is the screenshot

LOTS of “pie in the sky” here. Almost sounds like an Eco-Turd presentation! Or maybe some Industrial Pork nonsense from Martin’s Rod.

They “expect” to employ “close to” 850 individuals after all phases of expansion are completed.

When will “all phases” be completed? Who knows! Just ask Brodie Estates about open-ended bullshit! Or even the Business Park itself, which is supposedly on Phase II after 20 years. And mind you, this is for the entire company and their multiple locations (Briggs, Bertram, etc.) NOT just for Lampasas.

For all we know, the location here will hire 15 chumps to sort garbage at $16 per hour and that’ll be the end of it.Remember, the LEDC ALREADY lowered the bar HUGELY recently to try and get anyone in there.

Any port in a storm, as they say.

LEDC Lowers Bar In Sad Effort To Fill Their Empty $7.3 Million Business Pork. Tosses Out Many Financial Requirements.

Those $16 entry-level salaries might have been impressive back in 2004 when the Business Pork was envisioned – but nowadays, that’s pretty average as you can see HERE. That’s not even CLOSE to the “high paying” and “non-McDonald’s type” jobs the LEDC has professed to be chasing for close to 20 years.

But guess what? Beggars can’t be choosers and the LEDC are MAJOR beggars right now. They are DESPERATE to get ANYONE in there – you can smell it a mile away. They might just throw the kitchen sink at these guys to say “LOOK! We did it!” and shut me up for a bit.

The only question is how badly they will get bent over when giving away “40 – 50 acres” that these guys supposedly need. Two years ago, the LEDC valued their land at $130,000 per acre!

LEDC Apparently Smoking Weed Now. Values “Business Pork” Land at $130,000 Per Acre.

Something tells me Amermin (does that rhyme with “a vermin”?) isn’t going to shell out $6 million dollars to the LEDC.

BLS Just Made Their Annual Payrolls “Revision” – Over 800,000 Jobs Are Erased. That’s 68,000 “Jobs” Per Month That Were Completely Faked Into Existence.

Everybody knew Joe Biden’s economic numbers were full of shit. Every month we get the payrolls number and ALMOST every month, the previous month is revised lower. Of course, nobody pays any attention to that by then – they are too busy focusing on the NEW bullshit number which will ALSO be revised downwards the following month.

The most recent annual revision was released today (45 minutes late!) – and it was the SECOND WORST REVISION IN U.S. HISTORY….

US LABOR DEPT: PRELIMINARY ESTIMATE OF NONFARM PAYROLLS BENCHMARK REVISIONWOULD CUT MARCH 2024 LEVEL OF EMPLOYMENT BY 818,000 OR 0.5%

The April 2023-March 2024 downward revision is nearly equal to the entire population of Columbus, Ohio. That’s a lot of “working folks” to just vanish.

As a reminder, they did the SAME thing in 2022 during the runup to the 2022 mid-term elections – overstating jobs by another million…

But I’m sure all those “inflation is under 3%!” statistics are on the level, right??

If This Doesn’t Sum Up The Libshits, I Don’t Know What Does.

At the convention in Chicago this week:

A gender-neutral Islamic prayer room? The DNC’s obsession with pandering knows no bounds. It’s like they’re trying to out-woke themselves daily. Good thinking, morons. Ask the Germans and Brits how all that “Islam” shit is working out for them.

I’m Liking This Sulfur Creek Dude, Armando Rosales!!

This Armando Rosales guy has the right idea. We have an “economic development corporation” that has wasted MILLIONS upon MILLIONS for nothing. Hell, they wasted $47,000 at the drop of a hat on the ridiculous “food trucks and vocational school” industrial park idiocy proposed by Martin’s Rod & Custom a couple years ago. That money was incinerated.

They handed $185,000 to S2M2 for Brodie Estates, and S2M2 turned around and pissed in their mouths by ignoring the entire agreement.

They wasted $96,000 on an A/V system for City council that ORIGINALLY bid out at $34,000!

They’re also wasting over $2.2 MILLION on a Hostess House “facelift.”

Oh, and everyone who can fog a mirror working for the City, no matter how overpaid currently, will be getting a 3% raise this year – which will cost the City (which has a large surplus) about $225,000 EVERY YEAR in new salary costs.

So don’t tell me “there’s no money.”

What Armando needs to to is go after the HOT money. That’s the Hotel Occupancy Tax fund and the City uses it as a giant slush fund for dubious projects that supposedly put “head in beds” in terms of tourism. Kuehne was ready to dole out $13,000 to that Janet Crozier loon JUST for some unnecessary water catch tanks! This is a FAR more admirable cause.

I’ve only lived in Lampasas for 12 years, so I can’t say what the creek was like “in the old days,” but I DID grow up in the 1970s in a small town like this and that’s the kind of shit we did. Old School, baby. Jump in the creek, socialize, show off for the girls. Get these fat fucks off their phones and iPads for a few hours.

Not to mention: Hannah Springs pool is only open for about 33 days a year!!! A HUGE investment like that, and it’s CLOSED over 90% of the time – thanks to the shabby management of Finley deGraffenreid.

It’s been hot as shit lately, so you know what we had to do? Drive all the way to Round Rock and use THEIR City pool – which charges $14 and was totally PACKED. But apparently we’re too stupid to try anything like that. We’re too busy lighting hundred dollar bills on fire over at the Business Pork.

I’ve said for YEARS: “why doesn’t the City put a little effort into that creek? It could be a crown jewel and an attraction. No many towns have something like this.” But instead, morons like Misti Talbert and TJ Monroe blew $7.4 million on a “Business” Park that sits empty after 20 years. Imagine what COULD have been done with just a FRACTION of that money.

Somebody do me a favor and post this blog entry on Lampasas County Breaking News and/or Lampasas Rubbernecking News and tell Armando to get ahold of me: lampasshole@protonmail.com

Socialist Lickspittle Is Grateful Big Pharma Threw Him Some Crumbs.

Apparently we are supposed to be thankful and grateful for this, like the boot-licking socialist is….

$1.5 billion in Medicare savings comes out to a whopping $20 per person, roughly. Or 40 cents per week. It’s also another 18 months away in 2026!!

[First of all, the patents on SEVERAL of these listed drugs will expire soon anyways! That opens the door to cheap generics. Mainly Stelara and Januvia. Eliquis was SUPPOSED to expire in 2023 but guess what? It was extended another two years under the Biden administration!]

Wow! Six billion! That’s a LOT of money? Right?

Well, not really.

The Feds handed almost ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS to these same assholes to purchase a “vaccine” that didn’t work and for which the research to develop it was funded by the taxpayers in the first place!!! What a deal!

Morons like Clayton Tucker USED to be rightfully suspicious of Big Pharma…

But then the “pandemic” came and his weak, female mind broke almost immediately as he freaked out and put on a mask (even while driving!) like a scared rabbit. Then he foolishly injected a barely-tested compound into himself, like a complete and utter dipshit might do. He couldn’t swallow Big Pharma’s cock fast enough!

Funny. He hasn’t said a peep about the “vaccine” and “boosters” since all the news came out about turbo cancers and deaths of healthy young adults.

How about it, numb nuts? You still getting a couple boosters every year?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Just quietly slinks off into the weeds like Potato Head Fitzharris and pretends he never lost his mind over forced masking and “vaxing.”

“Pandemic of the unvaccinated!! Pandemic of the unvaccinated!!” Remember THAT bullshit?!

Talk about an ignoramus. I wonder who’s going to pay for his turbo cancer treatments in a couple years. At age 33, he’s already been tossed off Mom and Dad’s health insurance tit by law.

Funny – he was supposedly employed by the socialist group “Our Revolution” at this time…and they refused to pay his health insurance! BAHAHAHAHAHA

Whoops! I Forgot About The Five-Year Anniversary Of The Ransomware Attack That Halted Our City And Cost A Small Fortune!

This week marks the five-year anniversary of the Great Ransomware Attack of 2019.

Lampasas Targeted in Ransomware Attack

In case you forgot, that was the ransomware attack that brought the City technology infrastructure to a standstill for 10 days or so. I was one of the first to break the story. Here are some headlines as a reminder:

Lampasas City Offices Go Offline On Exact Same Day as Texas Ransomware Attacks…Hmmmmmm

Ransomware Attack Confirmed By City

The Finley-Spin Begins. Here is a TRUE Ransomware Timeline

City Attorney Stonewalls My Request For Ransomware Attack Details.

Monica Can’t-Wright Requests $6,216.36 In Emergency Funds for Computers Ruined in Ransomware Attack

Another $30,388 Requested For Computers and Servers Ruined in Ransomware Attack – New Total Damage at $36,604

Monica Requested $6,216 To Replace Computer Equipment Ruined in Ransomware Attack…Ends Up Spending $9,539

What happened after that?

#1 – the City NEVER explained how it happened. I actually sat down with the City manager a few weeks afterwards and was told “we can’t talk about it as the FBI is investigating.” Four years later, the investigation is long over but Mayor Talbert and City Manager DeGraffenreid never publicly commented on how it happened. NOBODY was held responsible. Talk about job security!

#2 – Tens of thousands of dollars of equipment were rendered inoperable. Not only was nobody held responsible for the attack, Mayor Talbert THANKED the two IT employees (who are most responsible for the entire disaster) for “working hard” during the crisis.

#3 – IT Director Monica Wright (who holds no network certifications) who has polished that seat for 18 years now (salary and benefits over $116,000) and the “network administrator” Kristy Acevedo were not only NOT fired or publicly lambasted, they were THANKED by Misti Talbert. They both still have their jobs to this day and have had their salaries/benefits INCREASED 23% over the following 4 years (from $180,000 to $222,000) – and the IT Department budget has been increased 47% from $301,000 to $441,000.

Zero consequences for that massive blunder. This is what is known as “job security” in the government sector.

In the old days, if you worked for the government, the pay wasn’t that great but you got really good benefits AND you basically couldn’t be fired. NOW, however, you get all three: extremely high pay, very good benefits AND it is impossible for you to be fired…even if you leave the barn door open to a massive ransomware attack that cost the taxpayer tens of thousands of dollars in wrecked equipment.

With RINOs Like These, Who Needs Libshits?

Local socialist Clayton Tucker re-posted some nonsense from a Texas state rep, who also happens to be a RINO opposed to school choice…

I’m sure that the socialist Clayton Tucker views this Glenn Rogers post as DEVASTATING! Quoting a REPUBLICAN shitting on another Republican (Sid Miller! Coincidence, I’m sure!) to “prove his point” that vouchers are “bad.”

What socialist Clayton Tucker DIDN’T mention, is that RINO fuck Glenn Rogers just got his ass kicked hard in the primaries…mainly because of his opposition to school choice!

Clubbed in true Tuckeresque fashion!

Nice try, Comrade. You keep spinning the bullshit…I’ll keep debunking it.

After all, 66% of Texans approve of school choice! I hear libshits like Clayton Tucker yammer about “democracy” all the time. So if 66% of Texans want school choice, then school choice they shall have!

Plus, monopolies are BAD, remember! Just ask Comrade Clayton himself!!

Government is ONE entity that has a 100% monopoly on education! If 69% control is so bad, then 100% control must be WORSE, right Comrade? You clown.

And as Comrade Clayton points out, that leads to “price gouging” and shitty products. Just like we see in government-run schools!!

Chicago Public Schools (CPS) has seen a 97% increase in spending per student since 2012, but test scores have DROPPED.  In the 2022-2023 school year, proficiency in math dropped by 78% and reading by 63%. The average spending per student is $29,028, but some schools spend much more. For example, the 10 least used schools spend an average of $34,642 per student

Democrats Are Building Impenetrable Wall Around Their Convention…And You Need ID To Enter. How Ironic.

Democrats, in a stunning display of irony, are building an impenetrable wall around their convention in Chicago and demanding ID from everyone entering the venue. This comes from the same party that decries walls as racist and insists that requiring ID is discriminatory. Meanwhile, all the appointments for free vasectomies for Democrat men at the convention have already filled up.

In a move that would be laughable if it weren’t so hypocritical, the Democratic Party is set to erect an impenetrable wall around their convention venue in Chicago and require photo ID from everyone who wants to attend.

Yes, you read that correctly. The very party that has spent years branding walls as racist and denouncing voter ID laws as discriminatory is now embracing both when it serves their interests. For years, Democrats have vilified anyone who dares suggest that America needs secure borders.

They’ve gone so far as to label the construction of a border wall as an act of racism. Yet, when it comes to protecting their own, suddenly walls are a necessity. The message is clear: walls for us, but not for thee.

And let’s talk about the ID requirement. We’ve heard it all before from the left—demanding ID is discriminatory, it disenfranchises voters, it’s racist. Yet, when it comes to their convention, ID suddenly becomes essential. If Democrats truly believe that requiring ID is oppressive, why are they so quick to enforce it when their own security is on the line? The irony is staggering.

This whole situation reeks of hypocrisy. It’s a classic case of “rules for thee, but not for me.” When it comes to protecting their own interests, Democrats are more than willing to throw their so-called principles out the window. Whether it’s building walls, demanding ID, or promoting population control, they’ll do whatever it takes to maintain their power. The double standards on display here are just too glaring to ignore.

The Democratic Party has revealed, yet again, that their true agenda is not about fairness or equality, but about control. Control of the borders when it suits them, control of the voting process when it benefits them, and control of the population through whatever means necessary. As we watch the events unfold at the Democratic convention, we’re reminded once more that the left’s hypocrisy knows no bounds. They’ll preach one thing and practice another, all in the name of power. And the American people are expected to sit back and accept it.

But we won’t.

It’s time to call out this hypocrisy for what it is. The Democrats can’t have it both ways. If they’re going to build walls and demand ID at their convention, they should be held accountable for the same actions they’ve demonized in others. The American people deserve leaders who stand by their principles, not ones who twist them to suit their convenience.

So, as the Democrats gather behind their walls and check IDs at the door, let’s remember what this says about their true values. It’s not about fairness or justice—it’s about control. And that’s something every American should be concerned about.