I hear early reports all over Twitter that the shooter may identify as trans.
The left will be quick to use this to destroy the Second Amendment. They’ll blame Republicans. Of course, they forget that in the 1950sd you could buy a gun from a Sears catalogue and almost all rural boys traveled with guns in their trucks – but there were ZERO school shootings. I wonder that changed?
Reminder to everyone that school shootings are not a gun issue but rather a mental health issue.
These poor kids are put on all sorts of hormones and chemicals their bodies and minds can’t handle. This is sad – and preventable.
See the pattern?
You wanna call yourself a female, you wanna wear a dress, tuck back your sack.
Be my guest. But don’t do it with kids.
But when you start shoving the narrative down everyone’s throats, force people to defy accepted science and commits acts of violence, you lose the argument.
Biden calling for more gun control after pardoning his own son for gun crimes: is there any bigger piece of shit than Joe Biden? And by the transitive property, those who “elected” him?
George Stephanopoulos, who built his career covering up his boss Bill Clinton’s sexual abuses, just had to issue a humiliating apology to Trump and cost his network ABC $15 million as part of a settlement for falsely claiming Trump is a rapist.
Let that be a lesson that the propagandist media won’t get away with defamation, slander, and libel anymore like they have for years. Next it’s time to empty out the pockets of the heifers on The View.
ABC and George quickly settled like pussies to avoid discovery. Hopefully they go after many more slanderous shitlibs like Harry Sisson, the Krassenstein morons and CNN.
OH – and they have to apologize on air. BAHAHAHAHA. WINNING!!
ABC has removed the midget’s social media privileges…
🚨 #BREAKING: ABC must pay Trump $15 million, settles out of defamation lawsuit and will publicly apologize to Trump – Fox
Top anchor George Stephanopoulos had claimed Trump was "liable for r*aping" E. Jean Carroll, prompting Trump to bring the lawsuit. That statement was false.… pic.twitter.com/YlyGH4aQkA
Can we talk about the Trump Presidential Library? I envision a Hall of Tweets where all the bangers are displayed digitally in a giant hall and they change out periodically. You will be able to dial up your favorites and have them instantly printed on shirts, stickers, mugs, posters etc., to be picked up in the gift shop.
Stephanopoulos should get a special plaque by the men’s bathroom.
Here is a fresh list for 2025. Pelosi now at the top of the list thanks to a fractured hip. McConnell not far behind.
Paul Wellstone – dead in 2002 (plane crash, age 58 – THAT was a gift!)
Ted Kennedy – dead in 2009. I remember dozens of people texting me at 6am to tell me this. They all knew how much I hated this scumbag. I stood outside the bar that morning and waited for it to open to celebrate.
John McCain – dead in 2018 (I had a loooong nine-year wait after Ted). I heard about that brain tumor while driving on I-35 and literally WHOOPED in joy. Huge piece of shit.
Sheila Jackson Lee – Dead at 74 after badmouthing Trump. July 19, 2024.
Nancy Pelosi – 85 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 16-13-1 (fractured hip)
Mitch McConnell – 83 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 5-1 (constant glitching)
Maxine Waters – 86 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 10-1
Rosa DeLauro – 82 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 18-1
Bernie Sanders – 83 years old. Odds of dying next year 9-1
John Kerry – 81 years old. Odds of dying in next year: 12-1
Dick “Dirtbag” Durbin – 80 years old. Odds of dying: 15-1
Ed Markey – 78 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 19-1
Chuck Schumer – 74 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 30-1
Hillary Clinton – 77 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 35-1
Sherrod Brown – 72 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 40-1
Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortex – 35 years old. Yeah, a 980-1 longshot but one can always dream of her getting Wellstoned.
Oh shit yeah. Look at those bad boys. Here we have a REAL rancher selling a mountain of meat for other men to consume so they can wake up every day and build houses, lift weights, impregnate their wives and otherwise dominate their surroundings:
I mean, the guy’s name is FARMER. I don’t know this guy, but I guarantee you with a name like Matt Farmer, he is bad ass. The kind of guy you can drink beer with. The kind of guy you can hide a shitlib corpse with and not worry about it. Would not shock me one bit if he was somehow related to Rickie Roy.
Straight from the field to the butcher to your biceps. No “Big Ag” bogeymen to whine about like a pussy. Just taking matters into his own hands and providing steaks and hamburgers to other men. Didn’t even need to waste time on a shitty, half-assed website. He wisely did NOT reinvent the wheel and just posted on Facebook. That’s what men do.
On the other side of the man spectrum, you have some make-believe rancher douche who pulls a thorn from his pet donkey and writes a story about it complete with photos….
“How I Spent My Entire Day” by Clayton Tucker, QRG.
Newsflash: I pull sandspurs from my dog’s paw about five times a day. You are a glorified pet sitter, you clown.
Once again, I bring you a sing-along. Lyrics are below the YouTube embed.
On the first day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the second day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the third day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,
FIVE DING-A-LINGS!
Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim men, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who live with mom-mee!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, seven million wa$ted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the eighth day of Christmas (this is starting to get difficult!) Lampasas gave to me, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six crippled gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
There ARE no buzzards in Texas
On the ninth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me NINE years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the tenth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TEN grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, ELEVEN years of nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
Hired in 2012 for $94,500
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TWELVE unbuilt houses, eleven years of Nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
Oh my. Birdies are chirping ALL OVER town about the latest disasters striking the LEDC. I’ve heard versions of this from about five different people now, so there must be legs to it. Nothing I love more than having a beer in a bar and a citizen in the know says “holy shit, wait til you hear THIS one!”
It sounds like brand new EDD Mary Poche is definitely leaving after only a month on the job. The reason? Apparently the LEDC wanted her to have only ONE JOB: to find a tenant for the ill-fated money pit known as the Business Pork. Apparently she did the honorable thing and said “that looks like an impossible task” and quit, rather than milk the City for $110k in salary and benefits for the next two years.
Add her to the graveyard!
Cherry Hargrove (2011 – 6/26/2013)
Kathi Masonheimer (3/5/2014 – 2017)
Mandy Walsh (2/13/2017 – 10/5/2022)
Stacey Ybarra (1/15/23 – 6/19/24)
Mary Poche (11/11/24 – 12/13/24)
Mary apparently realized very quickly what I’ve been saying for about six years now: filling that park is a fool’s errand. No matter how noble the intentions of people like Mandy Walsh or Kathy Masonheimer, they were doomed to failure by forces beyond their control. Talbert, Monroe and the other LEDC dunces are the only ones who can’t see that.
You know what else this tells me? It tells me the story from a few months ago that “we need to keep Talbert, Monroe and Erwin on the LEDC because we can’t change horses in midstream” was an utter fabrication. There was no “midstream” because there was never any real progress. The rumor was that Talbert had “one or two tenants right on the CUSP of moving in” so we can’t possibly get rid of her now! That is now exposed as utter bullshit.
If she had all these tenants on the hook, they wouldn’t be telling Mary Poche that her ONLY JOB as EDD is to find them a tenant! It also AGAIN exposes the long-running lie that their inboxes were constantly overflowing with RFIs from the Governor’s office and the only thing holding them back was more millions to make it “shovel ready.”
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
There are also murmurs that some people are FINALLY putting their foot down on the endless spending with zero results. That may or may not include:
** Nixing the latest idea of paying a broker to get someone in there.
** Cancelling the $37,000 signage they are currently in the middle of erecting at the two entrances.
** Shutting this whole thing down altogether and finding another use for it (housing?).
** Digging through a lot of the old expenditures and documents (many of which appear to be missing) and unearthing many of the previous fuckups that went ignored by everyone (except me, of course).
They almost had their “come to Jesus” reckoning in May of 2020 at a huge multi-group meeting, but instead they choose the wrong path and poured ANOTHER few million into it – including the $971,000 Talbert pilfered DIRECTLY from the City (Feb 2021) and the taxpayers as it was labeled “Covid money” and could have been used for just about anything else.
I’m not sure of the exact amount of outstanding loans they currently have on that thing, but it’s got to be well over $2 million. Maybe $3 million.
Reminder: Misti Talbert was Mayor from May 2017 through May 2021 – and she was ALSO on the LEDC board at the time – a massive conflict of interest I pointed out repeatedly back then. THEN, only two months after leaving as mayor, she was made president of the LEDC in July of 2021, where she has been ever since. During much of that time, her buddy TJ Monroe was mayor and ALSO sat on the LEDC board.
For those of you trying to sift through the Business Pork mess and how we got here, I did a massive 22-year timeline synopsis that took me a good two weeks to create. It’s all yours for free:
First we find out that Nancy Pelosi tumbled down some marble stairs and fractured her hip. When an old bat pushing 85 fractures her hip, it is basically a death sentence. I guess drunkenness, high heels and stairs don’t mix after all. What a shame. Looks like I’ll have to update her odds of dying to about 2-1 for 2025. With any luck, we’ll see Mitch McConnell croak soon, too.
We also got to bask in the glory of Time Magazine making Trump their “Man of the Year” – AGAIN.
Do you know how awesome it is to see Trump as Man of the Year at the very same time that old cunts like McConnell and Pelosi are literally falling down and being pushed around in wheelchairs about to die?
Very poignant, to say the least.
What else?
#2 – George Stephanopoulos of ABC has been ordered to sit for a 4 hour deposition in the slander lawsuit brought by Trump for repeatedly calling him a rapist. George, who built his career covering up the sexual abuse scandals of his boss Bill Clinton, is learning that defamation, slander, and libel catch up with you.
#3 – Sources close to Kamala Harris report that former senior campaign staff, including ex-campaign manager Julie Chavez, are weighing the option of breaking their NDAs to pursue lucrative book deals and exclusive interviews. These tell-alls are expected to reveal salacious details about Harris, Walz, and their families, as well as expose the deep dysfunction and infighting that erupted from day one between Biden holdovers and Kamala’s team, which plagued the campaign throughout.
#4 – Daniel Penny will accompany JD Vance to the Army/Navy game today and join President Trump in his suite. Hopefully, very soon Penny will file a massive lawsuit against Bragg for malicious prosecution.
WE ARE SO BACK!!!
Oh, and we are now within the Twelve Days Of Christmas, and you know what that means! Coming soon…
Don’t you just love it when a socialist parasite starts quoting the bible in order to promote his own socialist religion which has killed over 100 million people throughout history?
Former Big Pharma hater Clayton Tucker HIMSELF immediately dropped to his knees in 2021 and slurped Pfizer cock like a scared rabbit over a cold virus that had a 99.9% survival rate. That part is hilarious!!
Please do us all a favor, and go to Urgent Care TODAY and get many, many more Covid boosters, you fucking scumbag. I beg you to do it.
#2 – you like quoting the Ten Commandments? Here’s one: thou shalt not give false testimony. Hmm. Who do we know who has done THAT dozens of times in the last few years? Oh yeah….
#4 – Comrade Clayton is demanding that nurses and doctors (who have spent MANY YEARS training for skilled positions) go ahead and work 12-hour shifts for free because he demands “free” care in every hospital. I happen to be married to a nurse. She leaves the house at 6am and gets home at 8pm and is on her feet all day dealing with blood, piss and shit. The kind of job Clayton Tucker wouldn’t last 2 hours doing. I wouldn’t last two hours either, but I’m also not the asshole blabbering about how healthcare should be “free.”
After all these years, you know what the most common thread is among most of her patients? They are FAT FUCKS. Probably 85% of the people she deals with are in there for problems related to obesity or a life of smoking – those are life choices, moron.
I’d be all for “free” healthcare as long as your BMI is under 27. If you can’t put down the pizza and ice cream, then fuck you. You made your bed, now lie in it.
Here is a thought: since Clayton Tucker “works” for free all year anyways by playing around on his grandpa’s ranch and taking goat pictures, why not do something USEFUL and go be a male nurse for free instead?? That way you are at least helping people all day instead of accomplishing absolutely nothing of value. There is also the added bonus of meeting some homosexual males nurses you might be able to date.
Apparently you are lucky enough to be in a position where you have no expenses since you live with mom and have no wife or kid – so why not go work three or four 12-hour nursing shifts per week at the local hospital cleaning bedpans and removing catheters, you dumb twat? Or wiping the ass of some 300-pound land whale like Bruce Haywood. We’ll see how you like socialism after a few weeks of that.
The Word Overheard around town is that newly-hired Economic Development Director Mary Poche may already be on her way out the door – making her tenure a record-breaking 30 days long.
Besides having health problems, she probably walked in on Misti Talbert trying to explain how the whole Business Park thing was going to work and got scared off…..
That is a far cry from what we heard six months ago when this debacle was approved. The groundbreaking ceremony was back on June 26th of this year. The notice to proceed (NTP) was scheduled for July 1st“with a contracted time for substantial completion by 180 days.” [see page 113 City council packet]
By my math, that would mean around the first two weeks in January of 2025 – or about a month from now.
Originally, the whole idea was to have this thing done in time for the spring. You know, so they can rent it out for weddings, parties, etc.
But with this new date in August, they are going to miss ANOTHER eight months of the year – in addition to all the time THIS year it has been closed.
Of course, even if they rent it out all year round, they themselves admit they will only make about $12,000 to $15,000 per year on the deal. Which gives us a payback period of ($2.27mm/$15,000) approximately 151 years.
I think by that time, Erin Corbel will be about the same age as TJ Monroe.
