Clayton Tucker Quoted In Dispatch. Admits He Traveled To Houston To Harris Rally. The One Where Beyonce Stood Everyone Up.

What a maroon! What kind of “man” would drive six hours round trip on a Friday to see a low-IQ, Marxist female who has ZERO chance of winning Texas? A chick who spews word salads and talks in circles about nothing? Well, obviously a very stupid man. An unemployed man, who can waste about 10 hours on a Friday to go and get stood up by Beyonce and then get stuck in Houston traffic on the way home.

Clayton Tucker is just such a “man,” as we all know.

His brilliant quote to the newspaper is that “it’s pretty unheard of for a Democratic presidential nominee to be coming to Texas this late in the game. I think that is a very encouraging sign.“

LOL. An encouraging sign?? Her chances of winning Texas are close to zero (actually around 6%). Only a moron would think her time was well-spent here. it would be FAR better spent in swing states where the polling is FAR closer than it is in Texas. She may as well waste her time in Iowa or Missouri.

Comrade Clayton dished out more retardation after that:

One of the key issues in the race has been abortion, and Tucker believes many voters are rallying around Harris because of her call for “reproductive freedom.”

“Bodily freedom is very high on the list for a lot of folks,” Tucker said. “My gut intuition is we are going to see a lot of what we call ‘shy’ voters. They might not say they are publicly voting for Harris, but they will vote for Harris at the ballot box. At least, that is more current intuition.”

Bodily freedom? You mean like the freedom to say NO to the useless Covid masks and a fake vaccine? Because as I recall it, Comrade Clayton never shut the fuck up about all the people he saw in 2020 and 2021 who refused to wear a mask. He got very upset that Dawn Buckingham (his opponent and a REAL doctor) refused to wear the stupid face diaper. He also wrongly compared Covid to the Spanish flu.

[Hear his idiocy for yourself HERE]

Then again, Clayton Tucker has been a part of nearly a dozen losing political campaigns, including his own (three times). Let’s all just be thankful the Lampasas democrats Marxists have a retarded socialist in charge of their organization. As Napoleon once said: “never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

Less Than 10 Days Left Until Liberal Heads Explode.

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart and all they can do is stare blankly.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald.

On November 6th, the most rabid “Trump-Is-Hitler” shitlibs will know this feeling. Seefeldt, Haywood, Lucas, Garner Doughty. They will experience a mental break like you cannot believe. It will be incomprehensible to them. Because they live in a bubble and only listen to other shitlibs wo are equally detached from reality. The cognitive dissonance will be historic.

It’s not a coincidence that all of a sudden Zuckerberg, Bezos, Gates and the other billionaires are trying to suck Trump’s ball sack. They can see the writing on the wall. The only dummy who DOESN’T see it, apparently, is Mark Cuban.

Trump now a 2-1 favorite to win….

GOP now also very close to a coin toss to win all three trophies: White House, Senate and House….

And Trump even has a 41% chance to win the popular vote. Something that was laughable before JD Vance mopped the floor with that fairy Tim Waltz just 27 days ago….

Ted Cruz still a 4-1 favorite despite all the talk about a “close race.”

Unfortunately, I expect a lot of far-left Marxists to deny reality and try to deny the election results. That piece of shit Raskin has ALREADY SAID he will not accept a Trump win and will refuse to certify him. This is grounds for treason, of course. If he goes forward with his plan, Raskin should be put and trial and publicly hanged if found guilty – along with any other shitlibs who try to interfere with the clear choice of American voters.

I expect Chief Shitlib Marc Elias to file dozens of lawsuits and recounts no matter how large Trump’s victory is. Anything to throw the country into chaos rather than accept reality.

I ALSO expect all the lawsuits to crank up again and that they will try to imprison Trump between his election win and his inauguration.

I wouldn’t be surprised if none of it is sorted out out by Christmas dinner. I remember the 2000 election far too well. Either way, we are just about a week away from some serious fireworks.

Even the Most Dimwitted Are Finally Realizing Kumswalla Harris Is Going To Get Trampled

You know it’s bad when your most blind, loyal, rabid commies are changing their tunes. Looks like even Comrade Clayton realizes she’s going down like a submarine with screen doors. He quickly changed his captions soon after the original post….

Freedom? LOL. What freedom? This idiot woman wants to force us all into single payer (socialized) medicine and outlaw private insurance. She wants to force everyone into electric fagmobiles. She wants to implement price controls to make prices what SHE thinks they should be and not the free market. She wants to steal an ever-bigger chunk of your earnings and hand it out to deadbeats. She wants to give blanket amnesty to about 20 million scumbags who jumped our border.

Freedom? My ass.

About the only three people left on earth who actually still think Kumswalla is going to win are Carol Garner Doughty, Bruce Haywood and Grady Lucas. A veritable murderer’s row of imbeciles.

Sweet Irony.

Remember when Joe Biden was installed back in 2021 and Big Tech went on a tear deplatforming, shadowbanning and erasing everyone for “misinformation” (which later turned out to ALL be true, btw) on Twitter, Facebook, Google and all the others?

When that happened, all the smug shitlibs shouted in unison: THEY own the platform, it’s a private company, they can do what they want. Go start your own platform!

[Parler, Rumble and Gab did JUST THAT, but the government STILL went after them like the twats that they are. In fact, it was Bezos’ Amazon Web Services that shut Parler out of the game. Sweet irony.]

Now the shoe is on the other foot, and braindead shitlib socialists like Clayton Tucker and Bernie Sanders don’t care for it one bit. In fact, they immediately went crying about “the First Amendment!”

Bernie and Clayton have BOTH never had a real job, and thus do not understand that the BOSS is in charge.

Dummy shitlib Clayton Tucker (whose parents paid $80,000 to send him to college and ‘educate’ him) obviously doesn’t understand the First Amendment at all. Shocker. It says:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Congress did NOT make any law to shut up the Washington Post editorial board. The OWNER of the paper, Jeff Bezos, did. Bezos signs the checks. If you don’t like it, get the fuck out and start your own paper. Oh right, a bunch of libs keep trying that and they all keep failing (Buzzfeed, Vice, etc). LOL.

Funny. We didn’t hear anything about the First Amendment when Big Tech was censoring everyone in site (at the behest of THE GOVERNMENT) over Covid mandates, Jan 6, the fake vaccine, Biden’s dementia and everything else in 2021.

Payback is a bitch, eh?

Of course, Bezos paid good money for his newspaper. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. I’d love for him to just fire all the whiney libfags who got all butthurt they weren’t allowed to endorse Kamala.

Collection of WaPo pussies. Useless turds.

Comrade Clayton doesn’t understand the employer/employee relationship because he has never had a real job and has never been the boss of anything. He never will be, either. He’s just an entitled, spoiled douchebag who lives with mom and is getting a taste of his own medicine.

Hey editorial board: learn to code! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Douchebags.

Harris Pulls Bait-and-Switch AGAIN On Idiot Supporters In Houston.

Wow! Over 40 people were hospitalized who attended Kamala’s rally yesterday in Houston.

Thousands attended after being promised a free Beyonce concert. After waiting an entire day in the scorching heat, Beyoncé did not perform.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is the second time Kamala has done this. She promised a Beyoncé concert at the DNC, and Beyoncé never showed up.

The joy is gone.

a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open .

More Evidence Socialist Fake Rancher Will Be Running For Ag Commissioner In 2025/2026

Local ponce Clayton Tucker used to have his pronouns all over the place, having fully jumped into the woke retard movement of the last few years.

[That was back in 2019 when he was still a fake cowboy. Then he was briefly a fake farmer before his current iteration of fake rancher. But I digress…]

However, he recently REMOVED those pronouns from his “real job” page over at the insignificant non-profit with 340 followers on Twitter: the ridiculously-named Trade Justice Education Fund.

Every single loser on that website has their pronouns stated EXCEPT Comrade Clayton, who just happened to recently erase them.

Now why would he do that all of a sudden? For the same reason he changed his FB page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”: He’s going to run for Ag Commissioner in the 2026 election. He may be very stupid on every issue but one thing he DOES know is that having that “he/him” bullshit by your name lets everyone know you are a commie loser and a partial retard. The average Texan won’t have any part of that. So he changed his chameleon skin yet again, and pretends he’s just a regular old ranching dude with cotton-picking grandparents.

Luckily, I will be around next year and the year after to make sure none of this “hide the commie” shit goes unnoticed by his opponent.

Here’s a good joke for you….

A fake rancher named Clayton and a fake Mexican named Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Penny the donkey with her head stuck in the fence.

Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.

Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”

Civil Engineer Versus Failed Life Coach. I Know Who I’D Want On The City’s CIP Board

There is an opening on the CIP Board (Capital Improvement Program) and we have TWO contenders for the spot [see pages 159 thru 161]

On the one hand we have Bob Chapman, retired civil engineer. Educated at Texas A&M. Male. I’m guessing he’s quite good at math and therefore cost/benefit analysis. Sounds like some good skills to have when deciding on multi-million-dollar City projects.

On the other hand, we have our old friend Janet “Crazier” Crozier. Janet is a failed “life coach” (not a real job). Life coach is just generally someone who doesn’t like their prior job, wants to be in business for themselves and likes to give advice and be paid for it. The problem is, for the most part, their advice is no better than yours and in this case, likely worse. Most life coaches haven’t gotten their own lives figured out or they would have better options than to be a “life coach.”

She is also REALLY into recycling (does nothing for planet) and was a major reason the City wastes over $12,000 per year on “recycling” garbage which may or may not just get thrown in a landfill anyways. She also wanted the City to pay to have giant carbon-spewing trucks drive around to pick up the recycling, but thankfully Mike White shot that retarded idea down years ago.

She has stated previously that she believes autistic kids are clairvoyant. Yes, I’m serious.

No….absolutely NO scientists are saying that.

She also fell for my Russian Cripple Gag a couple years ago, when I pretended to be interested in her ADA compliant garden because I was an old Russian in a wheelchair. No matter how ridiculous and outrageous my emails were, she never figured it out.

Oh, and she’s managed to somehow spend over $50,000 (and still counting) on her pet project, The Community Gardens. She is a far-left loon originally from Ohio who attends Clayton Tucker circle-jerks.

Add all that up and you can see you do not have a very rational person at all. NOT the type you want making multi-million-dollar decisions on City projects. Not even close.

The term of the CIP board position is three years. So if you pick a halfwit for this position, you will suffer under that bad choice for three years. Assuming she makes it that long, as she is almost 80 years old.

I know who I’d pick!

Max Headroom / Mom’s Bedroom

You don’t want to miss this. Comrade Clayton Tucker making a ridiculous “political ad” video where he tries to look all serious and erudite (look it up, Comrade) but actually looks like a compete tool bag.

The best part is at the 5 or 6 second mark where he is thrusting his hand down in a karate chop like he is emphasizing some brilliant point, but nobody at the table is even looking at him! LOL. All posing for the camera.

Pretending to make a point for the camera but everyone is looking at someone else.
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Then he edits and cuts the video about 6 times in 4 seconds so he resembles an old Max Headroom video from 1985. If you’re an old fart like me, you remember who Max Headroom is. An electronic stuttering/jittering head on the screen. The only difference is that Max Headroom had a sharp wit and sense of humor. Comrade Clayton is a refrigerator magnet.

Just a small reminder as Comrade Clayton blathers about the plight of the family farm/ranch: there is a farmers’ market every Saturday literally TWO BLOCKS from Comrade Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives in the upstairs bedroom. His “RX Ranch” (incorporated only 10 months ago) has sold ZERO farm products and ZERO ranch products at that market, despite his whining about how hard it is to make a buck as a “family farm.”

He has also STILL not completed the website he promised on December 15, 2023 to “sell meats locally.”

His fake ranch has also sold ZERO meat to the local school system and ZERO meat to the local food pantry – although he did give them some shitty “glyophate-filled” Froot Loops one time and bragged about it.

He also bragged about trying to pay off the school lunch debts over at the Lampasas School District, but that turned out to be a lie as well.

Every single thing this kid does is a lie. Remember that as he cries over the plight of his fake family farm/ranch.

Coming soon: a huge compilation of every lie Comrade Clayton has told over the years. My gift to whoever his opponent is when he runs for Ag Commissioner in 2025/2026.

Citizens Livid About Water Situation. Blame Talbert.

People are rightfully pissed about the water situation.

Let me think for a second. Who was the person handing out hundreds of thousands of tax dollars in subsidies to developers to build a bunch of houses and “create growth” at any cost? Who was handing out free money instead of TAKING IN impact fees of several thousand per house to offset the future millions needed for water and wastewater infrastructure?

Water and Wastewater Rates To Rise. SOMEBODY Has To Pay For Talbert’s Past Fuckups and Giveaways To Developers Like Deorald Finney and S2M2.

Shitty Talbert/Monroe Decisions Still Haunting City Coffers Five Years Later.

S2M2 (Brodie Estates) Has Been Violating Their Agreement With The City For YEARS. City Has Not Enforced Any Provisions – Despite Handing Them $185,000 In Taxpayer Money.

Oh yeah...it was Misti Talbert and her cronies on City council. Something I have ranted about for a LONG time. Instead of learning something from my free analysis, Misti Talbert derisively sneered at me as a “keyboard warrior.”

Who was the one who swiped almost a MILLION DOLLARS of Covid money to blow in her Business Pork project? Oh yeah. Misti again.

I wonder what she’s going to tell prospective Biz Pork tenants when they ask “is the water shitty and unreliable here?” LOL. Way to paint yourself into a corner, genius!

Low IQ BLM Fools Finally Admit They Were Wrong.

At least a few people are waking up 4.5 years after the fact….

Us? What’s this ‘us’ shit? It was only the low-IQ group susceptible to propaganda who fell for this. Like they fell for every other hoax….

Studies show that a LOW IQ is the biggest predictor for woke ideology:

That time village idiot Stephanie Fitzharris was stalking her own dad’s Facebook page and proclaiming how awesome she is for being woke.

“If you’re not very bright, the woke ideology is very attractive to you.”

LOL. Ain’t that the truth!!

Naturally, the dummy kraut is full-on woke also….

Seefeldt, Fitzharris and Grady Lucas – all woke and all dumber than a box of rocks. Go figure.