Got My Hands On The New City Budget. Some Highlights:

The current budget hasn’t been officially “approved” yet, but I reminded them that, according to the City’s own charter [SECTION 6.02]:

The budget shall be finally adopted not later than the fifteenth (15) day of the last month of the fiscal year. Should the Council take no final action on or prior to that day, the budget, as submitted, shall be deemed to have been finally adopted by the Council.

So it’s now in my possession.

CITY EMPLOYEE SALARIES – TOTAL

Current budget salaries: $7.313 million

New budget salaries: $7.793 million

Change: UP 6.5%

CITY EMPLOYEE BENEFITS – TOTAL

Current budget benefits: $3.186 million

New budget benefits: $3.676 million

Change: UP 15.4%(!!!)

My god. The cost to the taxpayer for all the cushy benefits just went up over FIFTEEN PERCENT! Almost a HALF A MILLION BUCKS. That’s your gold-plated health insurance, dental, eye, life insurance, DOUBLE matching on retirement contributions, etc.

Combined salaries and benefits for all employees (roughly 116 people) comes to $11.469 million. VERY close to my guess last month of “well over $11 million dollars” or $99,000 PER EMPLOYEE on average.

Must be nice! But Ryan Ward will STILL tell you how underpaid he is! Speaking of Dwight Schrute himself, let’s look at the City Manager’s expenses, shall we? As far as I know, it’s still just Finley and Dwight on the payroll. So these are for two people.

City manager department salaries and benefits current budget: $381,889

New budget: $399,338

Change: UP 4.6%

Only a measly 4.6%? Must have something to do with highly-paid Finley retiring in a month and the new guys making less.

Some other random departments:

City secretary department: UP 13%

IT Department: UP 9.3%

Parks & Recreation: UP a massive 42%! Looks like a few new hires – salaries and bennies up big. Only way to see that is hiring a few more guys.

Police Department: UP 7.4%

Fire Department: UP 20% (!!!) (I even removed large capital expenses like last year’s $800,000 fire engine, etc)

Some hella big increases in there! Certainly not the kind of budget made up by anyone who is maybe expecting a recession in the next year.

You know what WASN’T increased a single penny? The salaries at Hannah Springs pool! That will be EXACTLY the same. You know the Hannah Springs pool? The one they can never attract enough workers for? That one.

Total operating expenses for the City (this includes electric fund) is now just a hair under $37 million at $36.712 million. Previous was $33.910 million – for an increase of 8.26%. Not exactly austerity.

More to come when the ACTUAL line-item budget is approved after next council meeting.

Socialist Stooge Clayton Tucker Is “On the Cotton,” If You Get My Drift.

Cotton pickin’ Clayton is at it again!!

WOW! Seven million! Cool.

Wait…how many cars are there in the world?

About 1.5 BILLION, actually.

So – 7 million cars represents less than 1/2 of 1 percent of all cars in the world. The other 99.60% of the cars on the road will still be doing their thing.

Also, cotton requires a TON of water to grow – and previously comrade Clayton was telling us we are about to run out of water! It takes about 1,200 hundred gallons of water to grow a single pound of cotton

Vox = socialist rag run by dipshits without any science degrees.

Guess he forgot about that. Dumb asshole.

Of course, exactly one year after Comrade Clayton posted the above drivel, Lampasas had its rainiest May in 130 years.

But that’s all forgotten. He’s on to the new “crisis” and a new “solution” to his imagined crisis. All from the guy who can’t get his shit together enough to live on his own. LOL. Hilarious.

Wisconsin Superdork Cade Hilgenberg Thinks It’s ‘Racist’ To Point Out Haitians Are Eating Geese Off The Golf Course.

Let’s check in on our chronically underemployed, pudgy, he/him/they, America-hating super douche Cade Snyder Hilgenberg!

The word is spelled “doesn’t” – no wonder you can’t find a real job.

I haven’t seen the little doughboy this animated since Abbott was re-elected a couple years ago!

I’m sure your family doesn’t miss you at all.

Cade doesn’t like stories being made up! He’s sick of the lies!!!

Also Cade: Trump pissed on a Russian prostitute, Trump is a Russian agent, JD Vance humped a couch, Trump called neo-Nazis ‘very fine people,’ Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation, Trump was convicted of rape, Trump wasn’t actually shot back in July, etc, etc, etc.

So fuck you Cade. How’s your own medicine taste, you clown?

The reason the cats and dogs story is so awesome is that it is totally believable…and the media cannot control that narrative. It’s driving them insane – just like our fat, young friend Cade.

I also find it hilarious that Cade is constantly going on and on about how racist everyone else is, but when it came time for him to run away from “too white, too racist Lampasas” he choose….Oconomowoc Wisconsin! Which is 96% white:

Kind of like our libskank friend Carol Garner Doughty running away to Lenox MA – which is 98% white. They all talk a big game, but in the end, they are hypocrites and pussies. You never see the Hollywood douchebags running away to Haiti when they “leave the country because Trump won.” It’s always to a nice white, English-speaking place with high walls around their compound.

I don’t know for sure if there any Haitians in Ohio or anywhere else eating pets, but it doesn’t take much effort to see that many immigrants have no interest whatsoever in assimilating to American society and culture. One only need to look across the pond to the UK and France to see the aftermath of unchecked immigration – couple this with a society more concerned about avoiding the appearance of racism than saving its own norms, traditions and culture, and the result is chaos, violence and death.

The pet eating and roadkill scavenging matters because it demonstrates that these people are living in opposition to our social norms and are violating our long-held, functional taboos. They don’t share our values. Their values are unacceptable through an American lens.

Sane immigration policies are not racist, they are a necessity. We must insist that only legal immigrants can come in to our country and if they want citizenship, they must agree to assimilate.

Guy Who Tried To Shoot Trump (Again): Another Blue-Haired, Weirdo Fuck.

I liked these freaks a lot better when they just lit themselves on fire.

Don’t expect anybody on the left to condemn this guy. They’re all secretly cheering these losers on…

Ticks all the boxes – LGBTQ+, flag emojis, Nazi, fascist, racist, blah, blah, blah.

Another liberal closet fag.

The people trying to tell you democracy is on the ballot are the same people trying to kill their political opponent.

Payback is going to be a bitch.

Socialist Clayton Tucker Creeping Ever Closer To Coming Out Of The Closet.

I have to admit, I really don’t get the joke here….

All I know is the LAST asshole who leaked Trump’s tax returns is doing five years in the clink.

Trump tax return leaker sentenced to 5 years in prison

It’s a stupid “joke” that makes zero sense, but weirder still is that Comrade Clayton apparently follows a random homo from New York City.

What’s that about? So I Googled Sam Greisman….

Turns out he’s the flaming gay son of actress Sally Field. Sam is, by his own admission, a “momma’s boy.”

Sound familiar??

Now why would a 34-year-old dork in Lampasas who lives with his mom and who has NEVER been seen in female company be a follower of this random homo?

I wonder.

I also wonder if that dunce Taylor Swift understands how much more she’ll pay in taxes and how much business she just lost by endorsing Kamabla Harris. After all, childless homos who live with their moms don’t take kids to overpriced Taylor Swift concerts – rich Republicans do. Luckily, my 10-year-old told me she’s “all done with Taylor Swift” after I informed her Swift was a Kamala lover. My daughter is being raised right.

Just kidding. We all know that Taylor has a phalanx of accountants and lawyers with names like Goldberg and Silverstein to make sure all of her billions are stashed safely away in Panama, Switzerland or Turks and Caicos.

Funny how when Comrade Clayton bitches about “greedy rich” people, he NEVER brings up singers or actors. Just people who actually produce and invent things.

What dummies like Clayton Tucker will NEVER understand is that ALL these billionaires are in the same club – and we ain’t in it. They will NEVER get soaked the way Comrade Clayton thinks they will be soaked. It’s the middle class who ends up getting fucked.

In closing, I’d like to encourage Comrade Clayton to just come out of the closet already. Nobody will hate you for being a fag. We already hate you for being a socialist. The fag thing really doesn’t matter.

Kraut-For-Brains Daughter Of a Nazi Tina Seefeldt Says You Should Be Overjoyed The Haitians Are Here To Run Our Country.

The Dummy Kraut is at it again in her broken English. You’d think someone who had been here almost THIRTY YEARS would know the difference between “built” and “build”…..

According to the Dummy Kraut, we Americans are all lazy morons and the entire country was built by immigrants! I’d like to point out that back in the early 1900s when people were immigrating here, they were (1) doing it LEGALLY (2) came mainly from European/white nations like Ireland, Britain, Poland and Italy and had shared Western values (3) got ZERO welfare or handouts (4) had IQs over 70, which is the IQ of the average Haitian and (5) they assimilated into our country. They didn’t run around eating fucking cats and wearing towels on their heads, you dumb twat.

If they are all such industrious, hard-working geniuses then why is Haiti such a complete shithole??? Riddle me that, Dummy Kraut.

The U.S. isn’t made up of “magic dirt” where you can transport Haitians here and all of a sudden they are productive geniuses. If you took all the Haitians and put them in Norway while you took all the Norwegians and put them in Haiti, in five years Haiti will be normal and Norway will be shit.

Haiti is shit because it’s filled with Haitians. Any place you fill with Haitians will have similar issues.

“I wish I had 30 more Haitians” – says this moron. Well asshole, the government dumped 20,000 of them into your town. If you can’t find 30 more, that tells me the other 19,970 are totally useless. Who takes care of them? Oh right – the taxpayer!

This is why businesses love Haitian workers: An American citizen gets paid $16.50 per hour. No food stamps. No Social Security. No cash assistance. No rent assistance. No free car. No free car insurance. A Haitian gets paid $9 per hour and they get everything else paid for. But dummy Krauts who can’t spell don’t understand this at all.

After considering all the federal benefits, it’s likely the Haitian is making double, or perhaps much more than that, of what an American worker would make. Probably upwards of $30 per hour, and the employer only has to pay $9 of that. No wonder they make such willing workers.

I think dummy Krauts like Tina Seefeldt should take 3 or 4 of these Haitians into HER home and take care of them. See how long she keeps singing her retarded tune.

RELATED – Haitians drivers getting into 8 to 10 accidents per day. Killing Americans.

Unhappy Panda Closing Doors. Team Wong 1, Mercer-naries 0

Welp, just 4.5 months after Mercer/Fulton decided to toss their Wong, Happy Panda is closing their doors. This isn’t because the restaurant sucked or the owners are shady cunts. No, it’s because all of YOU are meanies unable to see what saints and heroes the owners are! Just ask Gennifer Cook-Gass, proprietor of Moldy McShitButter Inc.

Protecting minors in the face of danger!!! Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear feather boas, too!

The danger was SO GRAVE, in fact, that zero police reports were filed, zero charges were filed and zero arrests were made for them!

Kind of reminds me of the “vandalism” that also befell poor Saint James not long ago. No reports. No asking to check nearby cameras. Just a lot of grandstanding and and false modesty.

[It also reminds me of the lying sacks of shitlibs who constantly say they “received death threats” from evil right wingers, but strangely they never report it to the police or have any recordings.]

I have to say I nailed that one, when I said a few months ago I can see this being a very quick downfall. As I wrote back in May:

Anyways, this thing smells like Kristi Noem and her dog or maybe Tiger Woods and his SUV crash in 2009 when it came out he was actually banging like 30 Denny’s waitresses and his entire life imploded overnight. I can see that happening with a Happy Panda boycott. The restaurant biz is a tough one, but if 90% of the town thinks you fucked over the sympathetic figure of Quan Wong, I’m guessing you won’t last long.

Hey, there’s a limerick in there somewhere…..

  • There once was a guy who loved schlong
  • Who dumped his new partner, named Wong
  • He angered his City
  • It doesn’t look pretty
  • I don’t think this place will last long

Crazy Cunt Carol Goes On Unhinged Drunken Rant – Calls For Trump To Be Killed.

Oh, did I type “cunt”? I meant “aunt” – my bad. Must have hit the wrong key.

Reminder: Crazy Cunt Carol STILL makes her cuckold husband wear a mask.

Crazy Cunt Carol just called for Trump to be “excised from the world” – in other words, killed. She has also previously called for Tucker Carlson to be arrested because she doesn’t like his views.

She is a mentally ill, authoritarian nut job who ALSO wanted unvaccinated citizens to be jailed back during Covid.

This is how I KNOW deep in my bones that Trump is ahead now. Deranged, TDS twats like Carol Garner Doughty and Tina Seefeldt are now losing their shit DAILY with unhinged posts as we get closer to the election.

Look how many hoaxes and media lies crazy aunt cunt Carol has fallen for: she actually thinks January 6th was an insurrection! She actually thinks Trump was convicted of rape. She actually thinks six police officers were killed by a mob! She actually thinks Biden just has “slow reaction time” and is not a gibbering, drooling dementia patient.

This woman is a complete moron and menace. She is Exhibit A for low-information, propagandized dummy voters who should have never been given the vote in the first place.

Thank you 19th Amendment.

This completely deranged loon has a daughter who thinks she’s a man and a pussy unemployed son who is STILL in school at age 33 getting a PhD in something retarded like psychology. You can afford to be a bum at age 33 when your mom is married to a wallet. Just look at how Crazy Cunt Aunt Carol looks at her unemployed bum son with crazy eyes!!

“Good times make weak, soft, pussy soy boys”

She is all for open borders while she lives in her gated community that is 99% white.

You know what I hope? And I mean this with all my heart. I’m not going to take this statement down or apologize for saying this – ever. I mean, I am REALLY wanting this to happen to her: I hope Abbott ships a few thousand Haitians to Lenox Massachusetts. I hope they carjack Carol Doughty. I hope they stick a gun in her face, pistol whip her like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, drag her out by her hair, and then run her over with her own Tesla. Then I hope they put it in reverse and do it again. Then I hope that Haitian in her Tesla drives to Ohio and Texas and does the EXACT same thing to her fucked-up, retard kids.

THAT is what she deserves for being complicit in the commie/illegal dirtbag takeover of this country.

Look at this soy boy dork:

He’s in his thirties, unemployed and begging for a joke job in “DEI consulting” – truly his mother’s son.

College, grad school, Phd…what are we looking at there, about $600,000 in tuition? All so he can go online and beg for a fucking joke job like “Diversity and Inclusion Consultant”? This guy is an even bigger pussy than Clayton Tucker. You just know that bitch Carol brags about all the letters after his name to her libtard friends – despite the fact he has never actually been gainfully employed.

“Hey everyone! I’m looking for a job that pays a ton of money, requires zero actual work, and allows me to completely fuck up the private sector by injecting woke bullshit into every single workplace interaction! Thanks!!”

I hope that when these insane Marxists get us into WWIII shortly, useless pussyfags like this are the first ones drafted and sent to the front lines to be machine gunned down. That would be awesome.