We Have A Winner: Carol Garner Doughty Deletes Social Media After Kamala Loss.

Grady Lucas and Christine Seefeldt are definitely losing their minds, but at least they are still posting. Crazy Cunt Carol has deleted her accounts altogether.

Good thing I took screenshots of all her insanity before her brain broke and she disappeared.

I can picture her sobbing to her fake tranny daughter “James” about how he/they isn’t safe anymore. Then I picture her 27-year-old manchild son who is STILL in school collecting degrees and wanting a cushy job in DEI realizing that all the DEI bullshit is about to come crashing down now that the adults are in charge. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You know what else? She moved to Massachusetts to get away from all the horrible “violent, bloody” conservatives in Texas, but guess what? Trump is still your president up there in MA. For the next four years! Then you get JD Vance after that for eight years, you shriveled twat. Think about that.

It really warms my heart.

King Pussyfag Jimmy Kimmel Cries On TV Over Trump Win. My Cup Runneth Over.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Keep em coming. I want to see DeNiro and Bryan Cranston cry, too. Also Rob Reiner is supposed to set himself on fire.

Emotional Jimmy Kimmel Chokes Up As He Gives Trump Voters 1 Huge Reality Check

Are there any doctors out there who can tell me how many hours is too many hours to have a non-stop erection? Because I am going on about 42 hours right now. Yeah, it’s hard to take a piss in the morning but still totally worth it.

Here is a list of some of the assholes who have promised to leave the country if Trump won. I’m fine with all of them going except for Fauci. He needs to go on trial for crimes against humanity and then hanged publicly if found guilty by a jury of his peers.

1. Alec Baldwin

2. Whoopi Goldberg

3. John Legend

4. Chrissy Teigen

5. Rob Reiner

6. Barbara Streisand

7. Cher

8. Nancy Pelosi

9. Hillary Clinton

10. Megan Rapinoe

11. Tom Hanks

12. Amy Schumer

13. AOC

14. Lady Gaga

15. Taylor Swift

16. Bill Gates

17. Jane Fonda

18. Madonna

19. Mark Ruffalo

20. Kim Kardashian

21. Bruce Springsteen

22. George Clooney

23. Hunter Biden

24. Oprah

25. Robert De Niro

26. Samuel L Jackson

27. Miley Cyrus

28. Travis Kelce

29. Bobbi Althoff

30. Rashida Talib

31. Stormy Daniels

32. Dr. Anthony Fauci

33. George Soros

34. Diddy

35. Eminem

36. Ellen DeGeneres

37. Sean Penn

38. Sharon Stone

39. Ashley Judd

40. Tommy Lee

41. Bryan Cranston

42. Billie Joe Armstrong

Socialist Maggot Finally Pokes Head Up To Survey Electoral Carnage. Gets Everything Wrong, Of Course.

Like a dazed and retarded meerkat, Comrade Clayton finally poked his head above ground on social media to look around and survey the carnage that was visited upon the shitlibs Tuesday night. He gazed upon the wreckage…and he was not pleased:

Well, that was a shitshow.Having been raised on a ranch,I know what bull smells like — and I’m telling y’all, there’s some major bull in the Democratic Party & how campaigns are run.

It’s the ‘corpodems’! LOL. Clayton making up bogeymen now.

Much the way Kumswalla Harris started every answer to a question with the “I was raised in a middle class family” lie, so does Comrade Clayton like to begin with his “I was raised on a ranch” lie. He wasn’t. He grew up in Georgetown in a normal house. He didn’t even live in Lampasas until 2016 at age 25.

In 2019 when he ran his first failed campaign for House District 54 against Brad Buckley, he told the Temple Daily Telegram he was a “political organizer” for a communist front group – he did NOT say he was a rancher. Because he wasn’t.

Still in “Bernie Sanders Bro” phase – no fake cowboy hat yet for his “fake rancher” phase.

He was never an “environmental researcher” either. Just another lie. He worked for 60 days as an intern in college:

But that is all well-known to readers of this blog.

The main point is that a kid who lives with his mom and has gotten crushed all three times he has run for office is now giving advice as to why Kumswalla Harris got humiliated on Tuesday night. Mind you, this is the same idiot who said that Kumswalla visiting Texas late in the campaign was “an encouraging sign,” LOL!!

He wrote about thirty long and rambling paragraphs that try to blame Tuesday’s massacre on just about everything under the sun EXCEPT for the obvious reasons. He even tried to blame NAFTA for the losses, which he said was Reagan’s fault.

(Reagan left office in 1988. NAFTA was signed by Clinton in 1992. But nobody ever accused Comrade Clayton of knowing his history).

Here are the REAL reasons the shitlibs got humiliated and crushed on Tuesday night and now face at least two years of absolute hell:

– parading around with warmongers.

– calling half the country garbage and Nazis.

– calling millions of women weak and stupid.

– hiding from the press, not answering questions, and scripted mechanical responses.

– sending hundreds of billions to other countries while Americans suffer.

– letting in 20 million illegals including violent murderers.

– taxpayer funded transgender surgeries for illegal aliens

But don’t worry, Comrade. You can show us all how to run a great campaign in a year or two when you run for Ag Commissioner and get your ass kicked even harder than you did the first three times you ran for something. LOL. I cannot wait to see it!

It’s Even Worse for The Shitlibs Than You Thought. School Vouchers Coming Next.

This event requires more than just a one-day gloat or even a week-long gloat. I plan on gloating over this for quite a while. I already ordered my Trump Thanksgiving cards to send to all the special people on my list in a couple weeks.

But we didn’t get to rub in the winning at the STATE level yet!

Republicans were poised to expand their majority in the Texas House on Tuesday evening, and appeared on track to flip two seats in historically Democratic districts as South Texas continued its dramatic shift to the right. If those results hold, the GOP will control 87 of 150 seats in the lower chamber when the Legislature reconvenes in January. That margin will give Gov. Greg Abbott “more than enough votes” to finally pass a school voucher bill, he said late Tuesday.

That’s right baby: SCHOOL VOUCHERS!! Guess who hates em? THIS GAL:

Anything Comrade Clayton hates that much is DEFINITELY good for smart, decent, hard-working Texans. Randi Weingarten can go and suck a bag of dicks. I cannot wait.

You know WHY we need vouchers? Because government-run educational monopoly is BAD, mmmkay? Here’s a few examples:

School choice ESPECIALLY helps the low-income students. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that. All he cares about is the far-left liberal teachers’ union and the money they recycle to far-left cunts like Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and others.

Poor Comrade Clayton. Look at the huge amount of abuse and disappointment he has taken in the last few months:

#1 – His candidate of choice for senate, far-left nutjob Roland Gutierrez, was thumped by Collin All Red in the primaries.

#2 – He then humiliated himself by bending the knee to All Red, and made a super gay “political ad” about him, thus kissing his nutsack in obedience, thinking he’d be friends with a real, live U.S. Senator! Maybe he’d get a cushy job!

#3 – He actually thought All Red had a chance to win but then watched as Ted Cruz ripped him a new anus by 10 points and about a million votes. A race the shitlibs wasted about $100 million dollars on.

#4 – he labelled himself a “white dude for Harris,” which is basically code for “I’m a giant pussy and probably a homosexual.”

#5 – he wasted money on a “Harris – Walz” camo hat thinking Walz was an “agriculture guy” but then Walz was publicly humiliated when he didn’t know how to load a shotgun. Also, credible claims were made against Walz for being a pedophile and trying to bang 13-year-old boys in China. But Clayton still kept wearing that hat like a useful idiot!

#6 – drove all the way to Houston to see Kumswalla Harris at a rally but then got stood up by Beyonce. He also made a quote in the local newspaper about Harris’ Texas rally saying:

it’s pretty unheard of for a Democratic presidential nominee to be coming to Texas this late in the game. I think that is a very encouraging sign.

…which turned out to be SPECTACULARLY wrong only 8 days later when Harris was humiliated by losing not only the electoral vote but also the POPULAR vote, as well. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, Comrade Clayton’s newspaper quote could not have been MORE WRONG. He TRULY has ZERO talent for politics.

How much failure and abuse can one clown take?? He has personally mushed the campaigns of about a dozen people now:  Bob O’RourkeJulie OliverKristi LaraJonathan Hildner, Roland Gutierrez, Chris Perri, Collin Allred, Jennifer Lee (HD 55), Mike Collier, Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, and the list goes on. He has literally NEVER been on the winning team.

Story of his life.

Texas: Where Democrat Dreams Go To Die. See You In Six Years, Douchebags.

Merry Trumpmas, everyone!!

Remember like 72 hours ago when all the shitlibs ACTUALLY BELIEVED that Collin All Red was pretty much tied with Cruz and Kamala was going to win Iowa? Some severe mental retardation was on display:

LOL. Of course, Polymarket never bought that shit for a second. The wisdom of crowds prevailed over the “experts,” as usual. I have to wonder why any political campaign pays one penny for those “expert” polls when Polymarket does a better job for free.

“Allred really has a chance! It’s neck-and-neck!”

Final results: Ted Cruz wins by 10 points. I think my favorite part of Cruz’s victory speech was when he thanked that moron Chuck Schumer for wasting $100 million in Texas, thus allowing the GOP to steal other senate seats all over the country and massacre the shitlibs across the board.

If only Comrade Clayton had made more stupid “political ad” videos for Collin. If only Comrade Clayton had driven to a few dozen more 12-person rallies and meetings of tiny county democrat parties to “organize” everyone and get them fired up. If only he’d done more silly-assed Zoom calls and roundtables and done more “grassroots” organizing to “empower” rural lefties…

If only he had wasted even more time posting commie drivel on Twitter over the last six months, then maybe Collin All Red would have won.

Nah.

To all the chumps on PredictIt who kept the Kamala markets inflated and gave us an easy arbitrage against Polymarket prices, I say this: thank you for redistributing your wealth into my pocket. I’ll see you at the midterms, suckers!

Chief Scumbag Jamie Raskin Admits To Sedition.

BREAKING: Jamie Raskin said, “Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election. He might win, but we’ll ensure he doesn’t step foot in the Oval Office.”

So basically, the shitlibs are doing EXACTLY what they are accusing the other side of wanting to do. Unbelievable.

Where are the shitibs screaming “Insurrection! Sedition!” over Jamie Rat Skin’s comments? This guy is a menace and should be locked up if he attempts to thwart the will of the people and block a legally-elected president.

It’s a shame the cancer didn’t kill this piece of shit last year.

Local Socialist Moron Doubles Down On “Hitler!” Rhetoric. Misses Obvious Irony.

Cool story bro! But I don’t think it makes the point you think it does. Quite the opposite, actually.

If Comrade Clayton knew his history, he’d know that Hitler wasn’t elected by the democratic process – the process that roughly 71 million people are going to use to FREELY elect Donald Trump today.

Hitler was APPOINTED as Chancellor by Paul von Hindenberg. Not a single vote was cast. You know, kind of the same way Kumswalla Harris was APPOINTED as the dem nominee without a single vote being cast by “the people” and after Joe Biden was removed by a soft coup.

So….who’s the REAL Hitler, you fucking buffoon?

These Are The Pussies We’re Dealing With.

This is a real thing going around among the shitlibs.

You hear that, Comrade Clayton?? Better check in on your Thai ladyboy tomorrow night and make sure he’s not about to hang himself from the despair.

If Trump wins I’m 100% opening one of those “Rage Rooms” where shitlibs can effeminately throw and hit things while screeching. Easiest money on the planet.

P.S. – Don’t forget to leave out Diet Coke and McDonald’s for Donald Trump tonight. It’s Election Night’s Eve!!