“My Whole Life Is Falling Apart” – Another D.C. Parasite “Literally Cries”

I guess I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact that I’ll just have a massive erection for the next four years.

Reddit is awash with these types of posts. The federal government has been loaded to the gills with the most pathetic and useless people imaginable. Virtually all the federal agencies are part of a literal jobs program for stupid people.

Oh honey. This is just the beginning.

Of course, it’s a chick. Some chick who has sat at home and done about 20 minutes of work per week “managing the supply of bed nets” or some nonsense and making six figures for the last six years. Unbelievable.

As you can see, it is WAY worse than you thought. There are MILLIONS of these people. All doing NOTHING from home.

“My job is doing ONE thing that should really be part of 100 things that a non-federal employee could do for 1/100 the cost.” That perfectly describes the government employee.

Maybe unionizing workers who can’t easily be fired, isolating them from public and market feedback, instructing them to do meaningless busywork choked with jargon, and then letting them work from home wasn’t the best plan. Even the biggest commie of them all, FDR, was vehemently opposed to letting government workers unionize. He knew this would be the end result.

So keep the sob stories coming, honey. It makes my whole day. You can always go pick produce in California!!

Idiot Woman Has Spent Last Four Years Not Working But Shitting Out FIVE Kids. Still Collects Checks. Mad At Trump.

There are so many of these around lately that I cannot believe they are real. Then I remember we also have several million parasites in D.C. and only about 6% of them have showed up for work the last 4 years. Even the most retarded, rabid, lefty shitlib (like Staph Fitzharris) has to be angry about this garbage.

When shitlibs howl about “slashing government” just remember this bitch and millions more like her sucking on gov tiddy.

Zero pity. Go pick produce in California, you useless twat.

Fake Dummy ‘Journalist’ Jim Acosta Is Trump’s Latest Scalp.

The hits just keep coming. It’s only DAY EIGHT!!!

Is that the “tyrant” who won a fair election in a landslide and has a 58% approval rating among EVERYONE except communists and fat, stupid cat ladies?

So anyways, Jim Acosta is shitcanned over at CNN.

This comes AFTER all the other victories lately:

ABC pays Trump $15 million to settle George Stephanopoulos defamation suit.

CBS in talks to settle lawsuit with Trump for deceptive editing of Kamala’s 60 minutes interview.

Morning Joe and Mika on their knees at Mar-a-lago.

Steep pay cuts for Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid, and Stephanie Ruhle.

I guess the bean counters at CNN and the other “legacy media” shitholes finally realized they need viewers to pay the bills. Comrade Clayton doesn’t understand that part because his mom pays the bills for him.

Don’t worry though. Jim thinks he’s Tucker Carlson and is going to go independent” LOL!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that. Methinks you’ll end up more like Don Lemone than Tucker Carlson.

Clown.

A New Era Dawns.

A picture of young successful happy people at a trendy cocktail party reads as right wing.

A picture of a dad in flannel drinking a beer at Texas Roadhouse also reads as right wing.

Right wing is both cool, hip and metropolitan, and down to earth, older, mature, and working class.

This is how you know that conservatism is culturally ascendant. We run the gamut.

The only pictures that read as left wing are those of quasi-retarded, obese, mentally ill, dysfunctional, friend-less weirdos who live in mom’s house or are still in school collecting DEI letters at age 27.

I love this new era.

She Said It!! City Manager Says EXACTLY What I Predicted Almost a Year Ago About Hostess House Cost Overruns! LOL.

The Sunk Cost Fallacy is alive and well at City Hall. It’s been muttered there a dozen times over the decades. During the Old City Hall remodel, the Business Pork debacle and others. The attitude that “welp, we’ve already sunk a ton of money into this, we better keep going!” is a well-known fallacy in economic circles. It’s what kept the Concorde airplane program alive not to mention the Vietnam War and the F-35 fighter project.

Erin Corbell just did it at last night’s City council meeting while discussing the $43,800 “surprise” that was recently found, as predicted by me last April.

BAM. Like a Swiss watch. Every single one of these things.

It’s a shame they wasted $45,000 clearing concrete and drawing up legal rules that were never followed for Martin’s Rod & Custom’s retarded pipe dream a few years ago, or they would have the spare change to pay for this current fuckup!

All that being said, I will admit it’s nice to have Herb Pearce up there and a bunch of guys actually DEBATING this and asking questions. Herb is a lumber guy, so he understands construction. If this was two years ago, Talbert, Monroe and Kuehne would have said “HERE YOU GO! Want some more???” without asking a single question. So at least these guys had a hearty debate on this and asked hard questions.

Erin Corbell, on the other hand, has been on one government payroll or another since 2006, according to her LinkedIn page. She looks to be in her early 40s, so I’m guessing that first job as a secretary for the McCulloch County (population 7,600) Sheriff’s Office was fresh out of college. When you are in government for nearly two decades and your entire professional life, you tend to start thinking money grows on trees.

Texas Socialist Party Throws Off-The-Hook Rager. Clayton Tucker Does Several Nazi Salutes. Whines About Internet At Venue HE Selected.

If you go down in the woods today,
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You’d better go in disguise.
For every twat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the socialists have their picnic.

If you are the type of superdork who gets excited about which clown will head up the Texas Democratic State Party and love to waste a Saturday rubbing elbows with OTHER envious, loser socialists who have zero chance of ever holding office in Texas, then this was the ‘party’ for you!!

It wouldn’t be a Tucker Bash without some Nazi salutes to kick things off. Clayton Tucker (manager of RX Ranch in Lampasas) is well-known for his Nazi salutes…

That was followed by a lot of crying about how shitty the Internet reception was there. Then they asked everyone to turn off their phones so as to not suck up bandwidth. LOL. No I’m not kidding.

Of course, Clayton himself selected the venue. If you wanted ultra-high-speed Internet to broadcast your shitshow, you should have picked Austin or Houston, moron! Naturally, the Republicans are to blame for this….

[JT Beebe is an IT dork who also sits on Clayton’s “Executive Committee” of socialists. He’s the kind of “hard core dude” who wears a man bun and a useless BLM mask to protect himself from a cold virus in the year 2022. LOL. Super hard core!!!]

JT hates “Nazis” like Elon Musk too. Yet he just ignores all of Comrade Clayton’s Nazi salutes.

But wait a second, dummy manbun bro! I thought BIDEN had the whole “rural internet” thing under control! Y’all had four years and $42 BILLION and you STILL fucked it up!

Also, when Comrade Clayton ran for Lampasas City council in 2021 (and got destroyed) he made all sorts of promises to “fix the internet” – which would mean he knows it’s a LOCAL City issue, not a state one….

Hmm. Weird. Maybe Comrade Clayton should run for City council in Johnson City so he can fix their shitty Internet??

I’m so confused. Internet is either a federal, state or local issue and when the democrats fuck it up, then it’s someone else’s fault. That’s all I know.

Of course, JT Beebe the IT genius could have just gotten a mobile Starlink device for this. But nobody ever accused the socialists of having any brains between them. They’ll blow $3,500 on appetizers for their little party but ZERO dollars on Internet. Classic shitlib “smarts” – kind of like Kamabla wasting a billion dollars and getting her ass kicked. LOL.

But you don’t just come here for Clayton bashing. You also come here to see the future. So here it is: after all their bloviating about ranked choice this and democracy that, after all the forums and questionaries and “will he or won’t he” when the election comes at the end of March, Clayton Tucker will endorse Kendall Scudder. I’m guessing Scudder will win.

It will be difficult for Clayton to endorse Kendall Scudder because he is a WHITE MALE but he ultimately will. You know why? Because Jim Hightower endorses Kendall Scudder and Clayton Tucker is Jim Hightower’s catamite. He does as Jim says. It’s really that simple. Of course, Comrade Clayton will make a big show of pondering this Big Issue and consult with his fellow socialists on the TPC,but in the end, it will be Kendall Scudder. Bookmark this page.

This shows what hypocrites they all are, because not only are there several women and a jew running, there is a BLACK WOMAN running! Shouldn’t she just automatically get the job? Why should a member of the patriarchy get it??

Not only is she a black female, but she is WEARING A COWBOY HAT, thus proving she understands the “rural folk” just like Comrade Clayton does with HIS fake hat!!

Comrade Clayton has a chance to endorse a FEMALE POC and he will decline to do it. Because Comrade Clayton is Jim Hightower’s bitch.

Take that to the bank.

Summary of the socialist weekend party:

Do some Nazi salutes. Complain about Internet and blame Republicans for their own fuckups. Make a big show of “democracy” and giving serious thought to the next State Party leader (even though only CLAYTON as an SDEC member can actually vote, nobody outside the SDEC may vote) and in the end, Kendall Scudder will be choosen at the end of March, the whitest most male person running. LOL.

Poor shitlibs. In complete and total disarray and wandering around in a daze after the ass beating they took in November.

Trump Breaks Columbia Over His Knee In 18 Minutes.

Yesterday was something to behold. Columbia backtalked Trump about taking back their illegal criminals. Trump laid some thunder down and within a half hour, the Columbian president was licking Trumps hand like a good dog.

To fully understand just how remarkable the exchange with Colombia was, you need to understand how Washington DC has traditionally worked through these sorts of issues, and the different way it works now under Trump:

Traditional Approach:

1. Colombia announces it will not take our repatriation flights.

2. On Monday, the State Department convenes an interagency task force with DoD, NSC, DEA, INS, ICE, Commerce, Treasury and Homeland Security.

3. The task force meets for four days and develops a position paper.

4. The position paper is rejected by the Secretary of State, who is unhappy that insufficient equity considerations are built into the process.

5. The task force reconvenes a week later to redevelop three new, equity-centric courses of action and create a new position paper.

6. The process is delayed a week because Washington DC gets three inches of snow.

7. Sec State approves the new position paper for interagency circulation, and considerable input is received from the heads of other departments so the task force must reconvene.

8. The original three proposed responsive courses of action are scrapped in favor of a new, fourth course of action that achieves the worst aspects of the three prior courses of action but satisfies the interagency.

9. Someone in State who disagrees leaks to the Washington Post, who writes a story about how ineffective the Presidential administration is.

10. The White House Chief of Staff sets up a session three days later to brief the President, who approves the new fourth course of action.

11. Over a month after the issue is first raised, the State Department Public Affairs Officer holds a press conference announcing that Colombia has agreed to try to send fewer criminals into the US and everyone declares victory.

Trump Approach:

1. Colombia announces it will not take our repatriation flights.

2. After a par-5 third hole where he goes one under par, Trump uses his iPhone to post on social media as to how the USA will destroy Colombia’s economy if they do not do what the USA demands.

3. By the time Trump gets to the par-4 sixth hole, Colombia’s President has agreed to repatriate all the illegal Colombians in his own plane, which he will pay for.

4. Trump finishes three under par and goes to the clubhouse for a Diet Coke where he posts a gangsta AI image of himself and the new FAFO Doctrine.

5. Winning. See the difference? It’s called LEADERSHIP.

Trump In Office Only Six Days – Democrats Already Calling In Psychologists To Cope.

This is only President Trump’s first week in office, and he’s already broken the House Democrats’ tiny pea brains again. They’re already calling their shrinks.

Conservative political pundits and others have suggested for years that Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. Whether TDS is a psychological disorder, uncontrollable obsession with all things Donald Trump, out-of-control bitterness, or a combination of all of the above, its symptoms couldn’t be more recognizable.

Among those most afflicted with TDS, two-time Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and serial-lying California Sen. Adam Schiff immediately come to mind.

But hey — don’t take my word for it. Let’s go to recently-pardoned criminal Maryland Democrat Rep. Jamie Raskin for perhaps the best example yet.

Tiny pea brain broke in half.

As reported by Punchbowl News, Raskin, the House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member, has enlisted psychologists to help Democrats on the panel cope with President Donald Trump’s first week in office. You can bet they are wasting taxpayer’s dollars on this, too.

If the recruitment of psychologists by a House Democrat leader doesn’t convince skeptics that TDS is real, I’m not sure what would.

Here’s more: During a retreat last week for Judiciary Democrats, Raskin — the new ranking member of the key panel — hosted Jim Coan, a University of Virginia professor of psychology, and Hal Movius, a consultant who specializes in “negotiation,” “influence,” “emotion regulation,” “leadership” and “organizational development.”

Coan’s “recent work emphasizes the neural systems supporting social forms of emotion regulation,” according to his bio with UVa. The retreat was held at the Library of Congress.

The purpose of the session, according to multiple attendees, was to counsel Democrats about how to approach conflict and effectively combat what Raskin described as “authoritarian styles of speech.” Another attendee said Judiciary Democrats were also advised to avoid devolving into partisan mud-slinging — a more common hallmark of the House Oversight Committee, which Raskin previously led as the top Democrat.

What a bunch of pussies.

Jamie Raskin has faced a difficult few months. The American people rejected what Jamie Raskin and other Democrats were selling, President Trump won in a landslide,and Jamie Raskin even received a preemptive pardon from Joe Biden — a move the Biden Justice Department has argued implies an admission of guilt.

It’s no surprise that Jamie Raskin summoned professional psychologists to provide therapy for Democrats afflicted with the incurable disease of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) in the wake of all this winning. However, no amount of therapy will help Jamie Raskin and other Democrats suffering from TDS as they face the endless wins from the Trump Administration benefiting the American people.

Lampassole Right AGAIN: MORE Expensive Change Orders To Hostess House Debacle $43,807 AND ANOTHER For $62,457!!!

Seems like we just had one of these! Oh yeah…we did back in November:

Ooohhh Boy, Was I Close. Hostess House Change Order For Over $57,000. Final Farewell Nut Sack Punch For Finley As He Retires.

As I said in April of 2024 when they approved $2.2 million for the “facelift” of the Hostess House:

“…halfway through the construction, a LOT of new charges will come in as the contractor “surprisingly” finds issues nobody knew was there. These are called “change orders” and it’s the oldest trick in the book to grab more money from a government that is now trapped.“

Well, we have yet ANOTHER TWO this week for $43,807 and $62,457 [see page 89, 90 and 95] for “full replacement of roof,” “structural changes,” a “power study” and other assorted bullshit.

The ORIGINAL bid for roof items included $9,639. But wouldn’t you know it? Once they “got in there” they then discovered “failures in the existing roof system”!

No way! Who ever could have seen this coming?!? Don’t forget that the ORIGINAL budget for this debacle was $200,000. We are now approaching $2.4 MILLION.

I’m already losing track of these additional charges. Here are a few other ones I have written about….

City Dinged For Another $38,000 For “Architectural Fees” On Hostess House Debacle – New Total $168,570 (That’s Just The FEES For Project) [July 2023]

Hostess House Additional Cost Alert! [July 2024]

As Predicted: “Unforeseen Structural And Electrical” Disasters Strike Hostess House Money Pit. NINE New Change Orders. Mo Money, Mo Money! [November 2024]

Hostess House Change Order For Over $57,000. Final Farewell Nut Sack Punch For Finley As He Retires. [November 2024]

Hostess House Debacle Not Only Over Budget But Now Apparently Eight Months Late As Well. [December 2024]

We are now WAY over $100,000 in change orders – which fulfills yet ANOTHER Lampasshole prophesy from way back on April 18th, 2024:

Since there will be no turning back at that point, the City will pay all that shit too. I’ll guess it’s another $100,000 at a minimum.

Something very similar happened with the Old City Hall “remodel” that ended up costing $1.6 million on a $350,000 budget:

#1 – The “experts” (JNW Architects, that time) charged a lot of money at the start to do a structural analysis.

#2 – The City paid big money for this supposedly-accurate analysis.

#3 – Then a few months later they come back and say “oh, the roof is fucked…we need more money to fix that.”

Nobody thinks to ask the ORIGINAL assholes who did the structural analysis “why the hell did you miss this in the initial inspection?!”

No, they just pay up again to someone else.

Woketards Beware: Hegseth Confirmed

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions shitlibs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”

Oh yeah – that was JD Vance casting the tie-breaker last night to confirm Pete Hegseth. I felt it myself. Shitlib tears are flowing hot and heavy this morning. Another glorious day!!!

Just two studs enraging millions of low-T shitlibs

No more pussies who are scared of cold viruses and insist on mentally ill men in dresses parading around pretending to be in charge. Can’t wait to watch Hegseth enrage the shitlibs further by putting strength and competence over diversity quotas.

Fuck all ya’ll!