Socialist Nematode Can’t Help But Push Bernie Sanders Commie Crap.

I’m sure all the Bernie Sanders shit will go over HUGE with Texans when Comrade Clayton finally announces his run for Ag Commissioner or whatever retard scheme he has up his sleeve….

It will always be funny to me that a socialist bum who lives with mom and has never had a real job makes sure to read the “Fuck You I Quit” Twitter page. Like, yeah we know – you quit at birth. Just look at the shambles of a life you’ve created: Facebook goat pictures for old ladies to coo over. Mom as your roommate. Walking around grandpa’s property and calling yourself a “rancher.”

It’s called “failure,” fucknut. You’re swimming in it.

P.S. – all these Bernie fags are STILL wearing the masks, too!! LOL. Talk about morons.

Local “Farmer” Can’t Figure Out How To Raise His Own Chickens.

He’s always crying about SOMETHING, and he went from crying about “Big Ag” to “Big Egg” in about 3 seconds flat:

Funny how dummies like Clayton ignored inflation for the last four years but then became very concerned right around January 21st of this year.

Big Egg! Monopoly! Corporate greed!!!

Oh wait – anyone can buy some chicks at Tractor Supply and then have eggs in about 4.5 months. Doesn’t sound like much of a monopoly to me, with zero barriers to entry! I’d think a ‘farmer‘ would know that!

I’ve been raising chickens for 13 years now. I’m not a fake farmer like Clayton Tucker, but I’ve forgotten more about raising chickens than he’ll ever know.

There is ONE major input to the cost of eggs out here at my place: the cost of feed. Feed has doubled in price since I started in 2012 – like every other product on earth, basically. The real culprit is the Federal Reserve, money printing and massive government spending by left-wing douchebags.

Also, why does Comrade Clayton even care about the price of eggs? He chooses shitty glyophate-riddled Froot Loops for breakfast, not healthy eggs!

I know this because when he virtue signaled that one time about helping the poor, he went and bought them a box of crap and didn’t give them ANY eggs!

“Hunger is on the rise because Bumblin Joe Biden has fucked everything up!!”

What an absolute shit head.

My Petition To Deport Dummy Kraut Tina Seefeldt “Violates Community Standards”

Ridiculous.

What a shame. Anyone who bashes America as much as she does should WANT to be deported anyways. Here she is bashing all red states as well as her adopted state of Texas:

[The Department of Education wasn’t even created until 1980! We put men on the moon with slide rules and graph paper long before that. Today’s kids don’t even know what gender they are. But yeah, dummy kraut, tell me how the DOE is SO important and doing a fine job]

A literate American would phrase that as “let me know where your state ranks!” – but Dummy Krauts don’t know the first thing about writing a proper sentence.

I’m not sure how you measure “dumbest” state but I bet having droves of illiterate, middle-aged German cunts like Seefeldt living here doesn’t help the average IQ. Not to mention tens of thousands of transplants from CA and NY as well as millions of illiterate illegal Haitians and Guatemalans here who don’t even speak English – they certainly aren’t helping the “test scores.”

There are other factors at play, as well. We don’t talk about those.

Let’s check in on her beloved Germany. The “free” country that locks people up for posting memes about illegal muzzie invaders:

Oh my! Only 18% of Krauts would fight to save their country. Literally the biggest pussies on the map. So sad. It’s going to be fun watching Germany go further down the toilet over the next 10 to 15 years.

AFD was Germany’s only hope to avoid Muslim domination. This was obvious to everyone, even the Germans. The far-left krauts have been trying to BAN the AFD, by the way. They only care about “democracy” then their side is winning.

In their recent elections, AFD got 20% of the vote, which means 80% of Germans want to be dominated. Or perhaps they are so riddled with woke guilt that they yearn to be destroyed as atonement.

Either way, they’ve gone soft, and softness has only one remedy. Fortunately, it’s relatively cheap.

“Unelected Bureaucrat! Unelected Bureaucrat! Squawk!”

Oh look! The retarded mynah bird has learned a new phrase from sitting in his cage (mom’s house) watching CNN all day! He can add it to his other phrases like “constitutional crisis” and “oligarchy.” Give him a cracker, he’s so smart!!

Here is the difference, you walnut-brained parrot:

1 – Elon does not take a salary and works every day to SAVE the taxpayers money and reduce idiotic red tape. He costs me nothing and his efforts should REDUCE what is stolen from me in taxes by cunts like you.

2 – YOUR unelected bureaucrats take HUGE salaries, sit at home and do nothing. Or worse, they spend all day imposing new regulations (even though they are UNELECTED and have no authority to pass laws) that HURT the taxpayer and business owner. Thus making life WORSE for me.

You know, like your best buddy and unelected official Tony Fauci:

But I guess when you don’t work a real job or pay any taxes and you live off mommy, you don’t care about any of that.

Texas Commie Caucus Rejects Black Chick For State Chair. Endorses White Male Kendall Scudder – EXACTLY As I Predicted Just Five Weeks Ago.

As predicted, Jim Hightower’s catamite (aka Clayton Tucker) endorsed the white male running for Texas Dem party chair.

As I wrote barely a month ago:

But you don’t just come here for Clayton bashing. You also come here to see the future. So here it is: after all their bloviating about ranked choice this and democracy that, after all the forums and questionaries and “will he or won’t he“…Clayton Tucker will endorse Kendall Scudder.

It will be difficult for Clayton to endorse Kendall Scudder because he is a WHITE MALE but he ultimately will. You know why? Because Jim Hightower endorses Kendall Scudder and Clayton Tucker is Jim Hightower’s catamite. He does as Jim says. It’s really that simple. Of course, Comrade Clayton will make a big show of pondering this Big Issue and consult with his fellow socialists on the TPC,but in the end it will be Kendall Scudder – bookmark this page.

No, no, no – hold your awe and applause. This was not a difficult prediction. It’s about as difficult as predicting my dog will take a shit when I see him doing his “fast-walk-shit-dancing-in-circles” out in the yard. You can clearly see that defecation is imminent. Same here.

Just to be clear: these Texas shitlibs are demanding that black women be promoted without merit in order to “diversify” professions like surgeon, airplane pilot and air traffic controller but they do NOT want a black woman for the super duper important task of running their state party.

Poor Della Parker-Mims – tossed aside like garbage by Comrade Clayton. Hell, she even wore a fake cowboy hat like him!! But Jim Hightower calls the shots and Comrade Clayton is a dancing monkey…so it was ALWAYS Scudder.

It does make me laugh, though. For two reasons:

#1 – Scudder is almost exactly ONE YEAR older (35) than Comrade Clayton himself. Yet Scudder has a real job and is about to run the entire state of Texas for the democraps. Poor Clayton, on the other hand, can’t hold down a real job or find his own place to live. He has to wake up with mom every day and wait for meemaw to die so he can inherit a house. And he “runs” the local Lampasas communists, who look like this:

That’s gotta eat him up inside at some level.

#2 – Scudder is a “principal” at “Armadilla Strategies,” which is a POLITICAL CONSULTANCY group! LOL. The DAY AFTER the election last November, Comrade Clayton himself was on social media whining and caterwauling about the greedy “corpodems” and the political consultant class stealing all the money while the Democrat party got left with a shit sandwich in their hands as they got utterly destroyed at every level.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Comrade Clayton is endorsing a white guy whose JOB is the very thing he hates most. That is delicious irony. Being Jim Hightower’s bitch definitely ain’t easy, eh Comrade??

Just DAYS after making a very fake and gay “political ad” promoting Colin All Red, Comrade Clayton bitched about what a shitty campaign Colin ran and how the CONSULTANTS stole all the money. He also insisted the party needed to move MORE to the left!!

Kendall Scudder is hardly “far left” as far as I can see. I mean, compared to ME, he is a rabid left-wing kook. But compared to the fools who run the Texas Socialist Caucus, he is basically Mitt Romney. I’m sure Scudder understands the way to win is to NOT kowtow to communist lunatics and tranny-loving freaks like Clayton Tucker because most of Texas wants nothing to do with that shit.

Poor Comrade Clayton. Forced to endorse a (1) white male who (2) skims money from dummy democrats to ‘consult’ and (3) is not the raging communist that the Texas Progressive Caucus would prefer. All because Jim Hightower endorses Scudder too!

Hilarious. Now go and get your shine box, bitch!!!

Wong In The Local Newspaper As Conquering Hero. Mercer On Facebook For Bankruptcy. The World Is Right Again.

I remember a whole bunch of “all will be revealed! You’ll see!” about eight months ago when we were supposed to believe Wong’s arrest was imminent….

Well, it’s all been revealed, all right. But probably not the way they meant. Wong is in the newspaper again for his new spot while Mercer was all over Facebook for his funeral home bankruptcy. Oops…

Where is Ginnifer Cook-Gass when you need her, eh? Probably looking for some rope and a wobbly stool. Hey, whatever happened to her leaving the farmers market?? She really showed them!! I bet they are STILL reeling from her departure.

The face you make when the bankruptcy cock goes in with no lube.

Chick Writes Great Piece Trashing Socialism. Should Be Required Reading For Commie Retards.

This is a well written and thought out article written by a 26 yr old college student by the name of Alyssa Ahlgren, who’s in grad school for her MBA. What a GREAT perspecitve. Every member of the Texas Progressive Socialist Caucus should be forced to read this before bed every single night.

My Generation Is Blind to the Prosperity Around Us!

I’m sitting in a small coffee shop near Nokomis (Florida) trying to think of what to write about. I scroll through my newsfeed on my phone looking at the latest headlines of presidential candidates calling for policies to “fix” the so-called injustices of capitalism. I put my phone down and continue to look around.

I see people talking freely, working on their MacBooks, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we’ve become completely blind to it.

Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose. These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don’t give them a second thought.

We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty-one times!!!

Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful.

Our unappreciation is evident as the popularity of socialist policies among my generation continues to grow. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently said to Newsweek talking about the millennial generation, “An entire generation, which is now becoming one of the largest electorates in America, came of age and never saw American prosperity.”

Never saw American prosperity! Let that sink in.

When I first read that statement, I thought to myself, that was quite literally the most entitled and factually illiterate thing I’ve ever heard in my 26 years on this earth. Many young people agree with her, which is entirely misguided.

[Many OLDER people, like Clayton Tucker, agree with her also]

My generation is being indoctrinated by a mainstream narrative to actually believe we have never seen prosperity. I know this first hand, I went to college, let’s just say I didn’t have the popular opinion, but I digress.

Why then, with all of the overwhelming evidence around us, evidence that I can even see sitting at a coffee shop, do we not view this as prosperity? We have people who are dying to get into our country.

People around the world destitute and truly impoverished. Yet, we have a young generation convinced they’ve never seen prosperity, and as a result, we elect some politicians who are dead set on taking steps towards abolishing capitalism.

Why? The answer is this: my generation has ONLY seen prosperity. We have no contrast. We didn’t live in the great depression, or live through two world wars, the Korean War, The Vietnam War or we didn’t see the rise and fall of socialism and communism.

We don’t know what it’s like to live without the internet, without cars, without smartphones. We don’t have a lack of prosperity problem. We have an entitlement problem, an ungratefulness problem, and it’s spreading like a plague.

Amen sister! Entitled and spoiled little fucks. THAT is the typical commie. Absolutely disgusting. They should all be sent to Cuba for two months to live with the riff raff and see how they like it then.

Holy Shnikees. Cousins Lobster Truck Coming To LAMPASAS?!?

Well, I NEVER thought I’d see this! I’ve been traveling to Marble Falls HTeaO and the Georgetown HTEaO for this for YEARS. They also catered my wedding in Connecticut a couple years ago.

My sister and her husband have lived in Connecticut for over 30 years and I visit every single year…and my FIRST stop is to get a hot lobster roll. Then I get 7 or 10 more while I’m there. It’s really the only good thing about Connecticut, because that state is high-tax and FILLED with shitlibs wearing masks and blabbering about Kamala Harris. My sister is a dummy for living there but that’s another story.

[Fun inflation fact: these things were $6.99 when I started buying them around 1996. Now they’re $24, so prices have more than tripled in the last 30 years. Thanks Federal Reserve and reckless government spending!! Luckily, the S&P 500 is up about 6x over the same time period.]

You can find the menu HERE. Yeah, it ain’t cheap but MAN is it good. I plan on spending a couple hundo there this Thursday in the hopes they put Lampasas on their regular schedule!

Professional Bums Like This Are The People Dems Are Defending.

There’s always plenty of money for tats, hair, nails and makeup, though!

This is the legacy of LBJ. This all started in the 1960’s with his “Great Society” programs which essentially put the black community “back on plantations” and dependent on government handouts. That was his actual intent.

Comrade Clayton might not like to hear this about his hero, LBJ the Texan, but he said (and this is a fact he can go look up): “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years“

Now we FINALLY have a president who is trying to dismantle this bullshit and shitlibs like Clayton Tucker, Christine Seefeldt and Bruce Haywood are screaming bloody murder. God forbid able-bodied citizens actually go out and work for their living.

Here is a fact for you shitlibs who think there is no fraud in the system: in 2014, the state of Maine implemented work requirements for food stamps. In the first three months after Maine’s work policy went into effect,its caseload plummeted by nearly 80 percent, falling from 13,332 recipients in December 2014 to 2,678 in March 2015.  

This rapid drop in welfare dependence has a historical precedent: When work requirements were established in the Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) program under President Bill Clinton in the 1990s, nationwide caseloads dropped by a similar amount, albeit over a few years rather than a few months.

Even though these reforms and cutting of fat and fraud are good for America and good for the citizens, scumbag shitlibs will fight it tooth and nail. Because they aren’t about what’s good for America. They are envious, power hungry twats. End of story. Disgusting.