The Original Lampasshole

Poor Germany. Still Floundering At The Olympics…And Everywhere Else.

Time to check in on the medal race. Let’s see how Tina Seefeldt’s Vaterland is doing…

When we last checked in three days ago, the U.S. was at 3 golds and 20 total medals. We’ve added 6 golds and 17 medals total!

Oh dear. Germany STILL stuck at two golds – right alongside countries like…Azerbaijan? LOL. I have no idea where that is. I’ll guess some eastern European shit hole where they all wear velour track suits, fake gold chains and reek of cologne.

It’s too bad there is no event in “gassing Jews” or “goose-stepping” – Germany would be bringing home the golds left and right!

Buy hey, at least Pringles are cheaper, right? Moron.

***STILL can’t write a coherent sentence in English after 26 years!***

The master German plan of destroying their energy sector while simultaneously importing a million African deadbeats is also bearing fruit:

Eurozone continues to grow, while German GDP falls to -0.1%

Europe’s growth lags US again, as Germany remains the eurozone’s economic problem child

Poor little Germany. Just can’t get their shit together!

Lampasshole Turns Six Years Old Today.

August 2nd, 2018.

A date burned into the memory of many an incompetent City boob. That’s the day I started this blog due to my outrage over the City spending almost $100,000 on an AV system from Azbell Electronics AFTER they had already agreed to a $34,000 system from Broadcast Works!

That decision is still a mystery to this day! Finley made up quite a few stories to explain it, but none of them ever made any sense. Especially his “Buy Board” bullshit.

But when Finley departs in October, this blog will have outlasted him. Which is a point of pride with me.

I still remember fondly the utter chaos and confusion I caused by actually DARING to ask questions of multiple incompetent City employees who weren’t used to being questioned at all. I remember watching them try to scrub incriminating Facebook posts made during working hours. So much fun!!

Over 200,000 views, over 78,000 visits, over 154 pages of shit posting and commie bashing. Probably a thousand posts. Thank you all who make it a point to check in here during your morning coffee. I appreciate it. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of you in real life – all good, solid American patriots!

So many memories:

Azbell Electronics, Old City Hall, the pavilion by Hanna Springs pool, the City Hall elevator disaster, Clayton Tucker, Life Safety Grants, Wool & Vine, Potato Head Fitzharris, the Hostess House, the $50,000 Community Garden, the Business Pork, Corvive (LOL!!), Eco-Strong turd, Mike Cour, and many more.

I was hoping to have a new banner ready for the occasion, but my nephew (who promised me it would be done “after my finals!”) is still dragging his 21-year-old ass. Hopefully very soon now.

Here’s to six more years of exposing morons and commies.

I’m Now 93% Certain That Mercer Vandalized Himself.

So now some New York libtard posted the “vandalism” on Rubberneckin News, too. Just to make SURE you all get the point!

We have to make sure to get plenty of eyeballs! That translates into plenty of pity! But when our very own local dummy Crazy Cane Lady Melissa Johnson asked a few uncharacteristically logical questions….

…Mercer clams up! Oh, it’s “all handled”? What does that mean? Did you file a police report for the vandalism incident that was SO atrocious you had to post it all over two social media sites?? You didn’t? Why, that is very odd! And you can’t even bother to say what was damaged!

So either this was an EXTREMELY minor “vandalism” molehill that Mercer blew up into a mountain in true gay drama queen style (i.e. a pigeon shit on his sign or someone threw a water balloon at it and he had to bend over and pick up the rubber) OR he went out and vandalized himself for pity. Those are the ONLY reasons NOT to file a police report.

Either way, he’s a complete retard. Fuck that guy and the panda he rode in on.

Massholes Getting a Taste Of Illegal Invaders. Will Cost Them Over $1 BILLION Per Year. Perhaps a Few Africans Can Stay With Carol Garner Doughty!

Nothing I love more than smug douchebag Massholes choking on their own medicine.

Gov. Maura Healey’s administration expects to spend more money than originally anticipated over the next fiscal year on the emergency shelter system housing migrants and local families, according to revised estimates released this month.

Shelter-related costs are now projected to top $1 billion in fiscal year 2025 if caseloads remain the same, an increase from the $915 million state budget writers first said they expected to spend and a sign that officials do not forecast a slowdown in demand.

The numbers were included in a Monday report released only hours after Healey signed into law a state budget that includes $325 million for the shelter system and relies on $175 million in one-time dollars from the pandemic to pay down costs.

[Oh – you mean FEDERAL dollars? I always hear the Massholes telling me it’s the RED STATES that suck down all the ‘welfare dollars’ – amazing!]

Spending is not expected to slow down after fiscal 2025 and top Democrats on Beacon Hill have previously acknowledged a likely need to allocate more taxpayer dollars to the shelter network.

In a presentation this month, officials with the Healey administration said Massachusetts taxpayers will most likely need to shell out more than $1 billion in fiscal years 2026 and 2027 if the number of people seeking state-funded shelter services does not subside.

[Wait! Socialist scumbag Comrade Clayton Tucker and Dummykraut Tina Seefeldt told me that the invaders are here to WORK and are a net BENEFIT to society as they pay taxes! You mean that’s all bullshit?? No way!]

Sen. Ryan Fattman, a Sutton Republican who sits on the commission, said Massachusetts lawmakers and the commission should consider making permanent changes to the shelter system to keep it viable for residents.

“We can’t be seen as a state where, whether you’re from South Dakota or South America or anywhere in between, you just get to come and we’re going to take care of you,” he told the Herald in an interview Tuesday.

“A society can’t work that way. There has to be rules of the road and we’ve had very few in this program, which has become an albatross financially.”

BAHAHAHAHA! Absolute retards. I love this shit. Thank you God!!

Hey, just ask newly-minted Masshole Carol Garner Doughty to pony up $30,000 or $50,000. Or maybe they can house a few fake asylum-seeking Africans in their new mansion in their new town that is 98.57% white people. Then take them to their new country club with the high walls and gates all around it.

They can’t say “no” to that, right? That would make them massive hypocrites!

Is Mercer Pulling a “Jussie Smollett” With Vandalism Claims In Order To Gain Sympathy??

Perhaps I’ll be called a dick for throwing this out there, but that has never stopped me before…

***“Done so much” = taking $20,000 in tax dollars from City***

…but this kind of stinks of a fakery to get sympathy. There, I said it. I can totally 100% see them “vandalizing” themselves to get a little pity.

Wasn’t there some talk about how Mercer’s book he wrote was highly, ahem, embellished?? Pretty sure there was. If he’d do that then he’s not above this as well, in my book.

Indeed – why WOULD someone pick a highly trafficked area like Key Avenue to perpetrate such a crime? Actually, while we’re at it: what is the crime? I’m not familiar with that sign they are standing in front of, but I don’t see any spray painting or anything. Is there usually water in that little depression area they are standing in? Did someone throw dogshit in there? Paint? Vomit? They don’t bother telling us.

I’m sure it’s all in the police report, which I’ll try to get hold of. OR birdies can chirp to me at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Even if it IS real…so what? There have been incidences of vandalism/theft all over the City for many years – just ask Finley DeGraffenreid about that. Or the Christmas on the Creek people. This Zach Sustaita guy didn’t seem too upset about any of THOSE incidents. Get over yourself, son.

**UPDATE** – I’m hearing no police report has been filed…that true? I can only think of ONE reason why they wouldn’t file a police report: because then the police would start looking at the many, many cameras all over that area and maybe…just maybe…see these guys vandalizing themselves.

REAL Rancher Barnard Beef To Supply Beef To Lampasas Schools. Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Still Has No Website Eight Months After Promising One.

Local socialist mouse jiggler Clayton Tucker is SUPER concerned that EVERYONE – especially kids – should have FREE healthy food provided to them just for existing. And by “free,” he means that someone else should pay for it…

***Socialist ADMITS that inflation is UP and wages are stagnant under Bidenomics.***

Now, this may seem odd to most people. After all, Comrade Clayton Tucker has claimed to be the founder of RX Ranch and also a fifth-generation cattle rancher!

So the man with a little common sense might ask “why doesn’t Comrade Clayton HIMSELF provide a bunch of free beef to these poor starving kids? After all – he is a fifth-generation rancher and was gifted property, cattle, fencing, sheds, a tractor and everything else from his mommy and daddy…SURELY he can give a little back to the community!”

Well, the problem is the only “product” he actually churns out are goat photos for old ladies and communist drivel on social media.

There isn’t any actual MEAT, per se.

But that didn’t stop him from promising a website to sell meat to the locals back on December 15th of 2023!

By my math, that is close to EIGHT MONTHS ago. Of course, there is no website and there never will be. What will he sell on there? Stupid stories and picture of goats? That’s what his failed Substack was for! THAT little project fell apart after only a couple posts and has sat dormant for FIVE months! Just another failure in the very long line of failures that brought him to where he is now: a filthy communist marinating in envy juices while living in Mom’s upstairs bedroom

Luckily, a REAL rancher named Blayr Barnard, the owner and operator of the cattle company, is happy to be part of the effort to provide better nutrition to local school children.

The poor starving children shouldn’t take it personally, though. It’s not just them. Comrade Clayton refuses to give his fake RX Ranch beef to ANYONE – despite his non-stop calls for people to get “free” food. He also stiffed the Lampasas Mission when he withheld his healthy RX Ranch products and instead handed them poisonous, shitty Froot-Loops filled with “glyophates”!

What a complete asshole.

Idiots Running The Pool Make Final Display Of Incompetence and Laziness As Pool Season Ends.

Well, as pool seasons go, this one gets an F. The only season that was WORSE was when former low-IQ mayor Talbert closed the pool entirely for a cold virus back in 2020.

There were plenty of closures this year and times I was at the pool and there were NO lifeguards at all in two of the chairs (deep end and mid-depth area). No big deal – just little kids in the deep end with ZERO lifeguards stationed. If it’s ok to open the pool with no lifeguards, then let’s get rid of them altogether. I’m fine with that. Post a “swim at your own risk” and be done with it, if you can’t get your shit together.

Clearly, Finley has zero interest or ability in getting things right over there…

***Between noon and 12:40pm on a Wednesday – can’t be bothered posting lifeguards.***

While chairs sat empty, ‘lifeguards’ sat yapping the twiddling their thumbs. No intervention from ‘management’….

All around laziness, incompetence and failure to get their shit together. Blame falls squarely on former YMCA Director DeGraffenreid and some boob named Sundae Hein.

Last week, they even decided to cancel a movie night FOUR days in advance because of “inclement weather”!

As you can see, one wise local commented that there was no way to know what the weather would be that far out. She was right – Saturday ended up being a perfectly nice evening.

Oh well – just more shitty management by our $208,000 man DeGraffenreid! He’ll be gone next pool season, so my guess is it’ll only get better from here.

FUN FACT: the Hannah pool was only open a grand total of 36 days this entire season. Yes, that’s right: a GIANT investment like the City pool is closed 90% of the year.

Socialist Wet Wipe Clayton Tucker All In On “White Dudes for Kamala” – Which Seems To Be A Gay Group.

I’ve been away on vacation for the last week or so and seem to be out of the loop. What’s with the left calling the right “weird” now? Is that supposed to be like some really stinging insult or something? I don’t get it.

Then again the left completely sucks at memes. A bunch of ACTUAL weirdos calls me “weird” and I supposedly start crying like the guy in the idiotic cartoon? LOL.

So the party that has men wearing dresses and cutting of their dicks says the other side is “weird”? That makes absolutely no sense and is easily destroyed with a couple of photos…

But now that the commies have undemocratically appointed Kamala and radical Marxists like Comrade Clayton are starting to realize just how FAR LEFT she really is, he’s all on board! He’s a “white dude for Kamala,” apparently!

Of course, “white dudes for Kamala” are all fat, doughy losers who look like incels, cuckolds and soy boy beta males. So he fits right in there…

Germany Pretty Much Sucks At Everything. Getting Stomped At Olympics, Too!

Germany used to be an OK country with some decent engineers and beer drinkers. They may have invented the motorcycle, or something. OK – great.

Now they are complete losers who have destroyed their economy, wrecked their energy production and who have let hundreds of thousands of fake refugees overrun their country. As dirtbag Africans kill and rape their citizens, weak German pussies stand there and ask “may I have some more, bitte?”

Oh, and they suck at the Olympics too. No surprise there. As America marvels at their pile of 20 medals, sad shitty Germany is in the corner like a retarded toddler rubbing two medals together. So pathetic and embarrassing. Makes me very happy I bet the UNDER 10.5 gold medals for Germany….

The U.S. is TEN TIMES better than Germany. It’s math.

That doesn’t stop deluded, liberal, elderly Germanic morons like Tina Seefeldt (who chose to live in awesome America and NOT her shitty native country of Germany) from constantly trying to take a dump on America. Did I mention that Tina Seefeldt is a real estate broker for Coldwell Bankers in Killeen?

Tina Seefeldt (whose Dad was a Nazi who tried to kill American soldiers for Hitler) thinks that America doesn’t know how to innovate…

…despite the fact that America has invented pretty much EVERY SINGLE incredible product the entire world enjoys.

Notice how the dummykraut cannot even write a single coherent sentence in English despite being a parasite in this country for over 25 years! Apparently, the dummykraut doesn’t know how to read English either. If she did, she’d see that this “breakthrough” MIGHT lead to a prototype in “1 to 2 years.” In other words, it’s a pie-in-the-sky lab curiosity that may never be scaled up to industrial levels – just like hundreds of “breakthroughs” that came before this one.

The fact is that America has innovated more and earned more patents than every other country over the last 30 or 50 years. Germany is way down in the middle of the pack…probably inventing useless shit like a new sausage casing for their brats.

Thomas Edison – ever heard of him, bitch??

While Germans were busy prancing around in lederhosen and getting raped by Africans, America was busy creating the Internet, the smart phone, the microprocessor, the air conditioner and about 10,000 other modern miracle products.

Germany is in suicide mode and will eventually be conquered by Islam or starve to death by the climate catastrophists agenda. Whichever comes first.

City Manager DeGraffenreid To “Finley” Hang Up His Cleats?

Birdies are chirping all over town: City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid will be hanging up his cleats and riding off into a fat, taxpayer-funded sunset in a few months. I’m guessing he’ll get through the next budget process (new fiscal year starts Oct 1st) and then bump up his overpaid sidekick Forrest Gump Ward up to the The Big Show.

More’s the pity.

This was rumored to happen last year but never did. Guess he wanted another $205k in salary and benefits to throw on the pile before he took off.

I’d advise City council to give Ward the most miniscule of raises this year. He’s already wildly overpaid compared to the national average for that position. Not to mention this:

I’ll be preparing a list of Finley’s Greatest Hits for his retirement later this year. Stuff like the Azbell A/V system, Old City Hall renovation, pavilion, skate park cost explosion, the pool being closed all the time due to lack of properly paid life guards, no-bid pre-fab bathroom in Campbell Park, the Hostess House cost explosions, Business Park disaster, lack of progress at the Economic Development position, failure to put garbage contract out for bid, etc, etc.