Just when I thought my second-hand embarrassment for this fake rancher couldn’t get any worse…
Go to the 15 second mark if you REALLY want to hear some fake bullshit.
“Fightin lahk hell, to get this seat!”
It’s only fitting though, that a fake rancher should talk with a fake accent. I love the super gay, garish, Elton John glasses and hat too! He’s trying to convince us he’s TEXAS ya’ll! The hat says so!!
Of course, he spent a good portion of 2022 flying a Ukrainian flag on his mother’s house, where he still lives. Nary an American flag OR a Texas flag to be found anywhere.
If you want to know what this pasty-white, doughy, soft, upper-middle-class, spoiled only child REALLY sounds like, listen to him as he holds his Big Bird doll a few years ago when he was a full-on Bernie Sanders tard….
This has to be one of the more bizarre photos from Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner – a position he is extremely unqualified to hold…
That photo looks like they just walked out of a football stadium bathroom where Clayton and the dork on the right ran train on the old guy in a bathroom stall – and he forgot to tuck his shirt back in. Clayton has a huge smile because he finally got laid and Jim Hightower looks like he’s going to be sick.
Much like Clayton Tucker himself, Hightower has (1) never been seen in the company of a wife or girlfriend and (2) is a fake rancher who went straight into government work after college:
… [Hightower] later landed a spot as a management trainee for the U.S. State Department. He received a Bachelor of Arts in government from the University of North Texas in Denton, where he served as student body president. He later did graduate work at Columbia University in New York City in international affairs.
In the late 1960s, he worked in Washington, D.C., as legislative aide to U.S. SenatorRalph Yarborough. In 1970, Hightower co-founded and worked at the Agribusiness Accountability Project in Washington, D.C., which resulted in two of his early books.[3] After managing the presidential campaign of former Senator Fred R. Harris of Oklahoma in 1976, he returned to Texas to become the editor of the magazine The Texas Observer.
He also exudes a very “Tim Walz” vibe and likes to attend Pete Buttplug rallies:
Why is an Iowa state legislator palling around with these two muppets in Texas – a state he doesn’t even represent? I’m sure I don’t know. But J.D. is running against Joni Ersnt for U.S. Senate next year, so he will soon have the hat trick of three failed campaigns – just like Clayton Tucker!! So they have that in common.
Better be careful, Jody from Minnesota! With teeth like those, the fake rancher Clayton Tucker might try to load you into his wind-up truck and bring you home for guard duty over his goats with the other donkeys.
Back from vacation! Let’s bash the dummy seal to kick things off.
Apparently, far-left socialist runtling (and fake rancher who owns no land) Clayton Tucker has latched onto “Billionaire Bootlickers” as his catchphrase for his doomed run for Texas Ag Commissioner.
Oh, and lest we forget, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF traveled ALL the way to Houston towards the end of the Kamala Harris debacle to go see filthy-rich, liberal Beyonce. That would be the concert where she stood everyone up. LOL.
While not technically illegal in Texas, it is incredibly stupid and unsafe. You wonder why accident rates and insurance rates keep going up? It’s because of clowns like this who are driving distracted. No grown man does this. Only teenage females and homosexuals do this.
His message was SUPER important too and it couldn’t wait until he got home to mom’s house:the tragic deaths of children in the recent floods is ALL the fault of Republicans. It only took Clayton Tucker three days to politicize this tragedy.
What a complete piece of dogshit he is.
[The day after the storm, officials from NWS offices dispelled the rumors circulating online that DOGE staff cuts at NWS had hampered the agency’s ability to warn residents about the rising river. One NWS hydrologist said they had “adequate staffing” and “adequate technology” to monitor the storm and issue timely warnings. Matt Lanza—a huge critic of Trump’s cuts who writes a popular meteorology Substack—argued that there is “absolutely nothing” to suggest the NWS and NOAA cuts played any role in this disaster. Even the National Weather Service’s union—perhaps the group most incentivized to drum up the danger of staffing cuts—said that the staffing levels were not the problem.]
He has also already taken down ALL his donations pages for the flood. Gee, I wonder why he did that?? Could it be that I made the monkey dance YET AGAIN by pointing out how stupid it was to run all those donations through ACT BLUE??
He ALSO has now separated out campaign donations into normal ones and ones through ACT BLUE with a separate link!!! So once again, the monkey is dancing to my tunes. I cannot wait to go through all his campaign filings for June and July once they are posted.
So to recap the situation:
Comrade Clayton thinks he can solve all sorts of big, grandiose societal problems that he has absolutely ZERO control over like suicide and maternal mortality…
But when it comes to something he CAN control, like not looking down constantly at his phone to make a gay videos at 80 mph while endangering everyone else on the road, he declines to do thatsimple thing.
Kind of like the way he thinks the temperature of the world in the year 2107 (after he is long dead) is a very pressing issue while he still lives with his mom and can’t find his own place to live. Kind of like that.
The shitlibs are going absolutely BANANAS over this latest idea from the Trump administration…
The comments sections are filled with the usual idiocy like “umm, yeah like my 87-year-old grandma is going to pick tomatoes…stupid MAGA!“
Of course, these clowns ignore the “able-bodied” part of the sentence. No, we don’t want 87-year-old grandma to pick tomatoes. But apparently there are about FIVE MILLION able-bodied males out there who are sponging off of Medicaid and not bothering to work.
Doughy losers like this with no real job….
If they can’t be bothered to put in 40 hours a MONTH to show they are making an effort for their welfare, then fuck them. Hell, I do more yard work than that every month and I’m in my 50s. About 80 or 90 years ago EVERYONE did hard work like that all the time. So stop crying like pussies, please.
No coal, no dole.
It would do some of these losers some good to get out there and get some sunshine and exercise. Maybe lose 10 pounds. Then you won’t be clogging up the hospitals with your diabetes at age 23 either.
They’ll also be so tired after a day of honest work, they won’t have all this free time to dream up fake, gay shit to get angry about like new pronouns and phantom racism everywhere they look. It’ll be good for them.
Just remember it could be a lot worse: you could be almost 7o years old and have your 35-year-old, deadbeat MALE child living at home and begging you to buy $3000 mini cows and shiny new tractors every few weeks.
Well, well, well. Looks like Comrade Clayton is already trying to hide his past radical socialist position of “free healthcare for everyone!” a la Bernie Sanders.
He’s doing it for the same reason he erased all that “he/him” pronoun shit off of all his social media a few months ago: he knows that garbage won’t fly with the average Texan, and he’s running for statewide office.
For the last 10 years, he’s yelled about “free” healthcare for everyone….
It didn’t take long for you to run and hide all your commie beliefs like a total pussy.
FIRST he broke his own rule about “running as an individual” when he starting grifting old ladies. NOW he’s breaking his second rule about being a loud and proud communist.
Next thing you know, he’ll be pretending he didn’t want to outlaw fossil fuels by 2030 and didn’t demand the entire state run on pinwheels and solar panels, thus destroying a $750 billion dollar industry…
Add another adjective to Clayton Tucker’s resume: liar, hypocrite, pussy and now we can add “unprincipled,” as he sways in the wind and hides his true agenda to pick up a few more votes.
If YOU work hard all year, get up early, bust ass and then on April 15th you complain about paying 25% or 35% to the government so they can hand it to deadbeats, then you are a GREEDY SELFISH ASSHOLE who refuses to pay your FAIR SHARE!!!
This is the woman who regularly spends $3,000 a trip on EBT Food Stamps at the grocery store
She reveals she has 7 kids. She calls it her “EBT Unlimited Card” because she gets so much money a month for having so many kids
I remember back in March of 2024, fake rancher Clayton Tucker went in front of a roaring crowd of 15 dinks or so and told them all “now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark]
Hold on just a second. So instead of Comrade Clayton just publicly donating a few grand of his grifted donations to the flood charities and then basking in the glory and trying to look like a nice guy with other people’s money to promote his own campaign….
…he is ALSO telling these suckers “also if you give me MORE money I promise to donate it all to some rando Hill Country flood charities that are totally legit” – pinky swear.
#2 – even WORSE, this all goes through ACT BLUE, which besides being under investigation for fraud, is ALSO not tax deductible! LOL. Can you be any dumber??
Here is what happened when I tried to donate $1 through Comrade Clayton’s grifter site.
#3 – ACT BLUE gets a cut of all donations run through their system! How do I know it all runs through ACT BLUE? Because a couple weeks ago, I donated $1 to Comrade Clayton’s campaign solely to find that out AND also to have standing for fraud in any lawsuit if he didn’t fill out all his forms correctly or in a timely manner.
My credit card company shows that my donation was run through ACT BLUE.
I’ll tell you one thing: his treasurer Trish Contreras better know what she’s doing because I’ll go over every single donation associated with this idiocy and if there is ONE T not crossed or I not dotted, I’ll nail them to the fucking wall.
That is a promise.
It wouldn’t shock me one little bit if Comrade Clayton somehow donated all this money to a fake charity set up by one of his grifter stooges like Kristi Lara, had her take the money and donate like 2 blankets and then split the “donated” money between them while taking the tax deduction.
