Business Pork Prospects: Dwindling By The Day…

And then there were three (maybe)….

We went from “about four” Business Pork prospects…then to the five supposed prospects the City finally sent me…and now it looks like there are only three left. We know for a fact that Eco-Strong is a complete sham and a joke. It now appears that PhoLicious is now just doing what small business owners do: solving the problem themselves.

You’ll recall that only a few weeks ago, I suggested that PhoLicious only needed some warehouse space – and not a $7 million Business Pork that is still over a year away from ‘completion’. I suggested three different empty buildings around town, but apparently the owner is looking at a better solution.

Good man, Mr. Trousdale!

Ya’ll be sure to get your Pho tomorrow and help out this new local business.

Janet “Crazier” Crozier Falls For “Old Russian Cripple” Prank. Sorry Janet: Haywood Jablowmi Is Actually Me.

My issues with local locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier are well documented (HERE and HERE) over the last couple years. She has cost the City a small fortune with her hare-brained schemes, and is currently in the process of trying to sponge ANOTHER $13,000 or so off of the City for her “community garden”. The moment she started grabbing public funds for her “private and volunteer” club is the moment I had to go on the offensive.

Over six months ago, she posted that she was looking for handicapped people so she could grab some more free money in the form of accessibility grants. Mind you, she has ALREADY managed to blow over $15,000 and is looking to grab another $13,000 for rainwater catch tanks. Besides being a VERY questionable use of City HOT funds, the tanks are superfluous in that she ALREADY had the City install pipes and spigots to provide subsidized City water.

Naturally, I had to email her and pretend to be a crippled old Russian in a wheelchair. The entire exchange (which has been running for the last six months) is below. I made my responses more and more ridiculous to see if she would ever catch on. Naturally, she did not.

Janet is in red text and “Haywood Jablowmi” is in blue:

Hello to the Community Garden!

I saw post for gardening with back injuries.  I have much interest in this.  Is very thoughtful for you to include injured citizens into your grand plans of gardening.  I have this kind of injury after many hunting trips and carrying huge load of deer meat on my shoulders.  That will crumble the back, for sure.  I also spend some time in iron lung but not too much.

I am very interested in gardening as I miss growing very large and girthy zucchini for my wife.

What is your plan for helping us with old bad backs with gardening?  I am in the wheelchair but it is very sturdy.

Thanks you very much for this!

Haywood Jablowmi
Lampasas

Thank you for your interest in gardening. I am in the process of writing a grant to allow us to purchase materials to allow wheelchair access. The entrance into the garden is uneven and will require a rubberized material that will not slip so that wheelchairs can maneuver in and around the garden area. Unfortunately it is very expensive and I am interested in seeing if I have enough people interested in gardening to pursue this.  Building the raised beds is not a concern. We have most of the materials to do that. The raised beds can be 4’x4′ or smaller, but they will be built so that you can move around the bed. We would like to serve at least 4 individuals to make it worth the effort. Hopefully, we can garner enough interest to pursue this grant. 

I will keep your contact information and keep you informed as we start to move forward with this project. Thank you for your interest.

Best regards, Janet Crozier, President Lampasas Community Gardens

Greetings again!

I have wondered about the wheelchair access for the grand community garden place!  Have you found anymore unfortunate handicapped souls like myself to grow vegetables by the Hanna pool?  This weather is very good for growing now – radishes and other root crops do very well now.

Haywood Jablowmi

Hello again, I know I have talked to others in wheelchairs and at that time I had nothing to offer them. I talked to the Parks Board director this week about getting the entrance into the garden built up and leveled off. There is a very expensive mat that will need to be purchased to enable a wheelchair to come into the garden and have it cover the floor of the garden area so you can move around. This is not a project that can be accomplished with out a grant and some engineering. I am trying to find some people to help with this. Be patient we will get there. 

Dear community garden!

Ah yes.  I see now.  Of course, EVERYTHING is much more very expensive these days – since the year started on very bad foot with Brandon.  I’m sure there is some money sloshing around out there in government – there always is.  Perhaps I will contact my neighbor Clayton Tucker about this.  He has many connections with the government spending, it seems.  As champion of the little people in wheeled chairs, I will try to count on him.

I have a question for you, how limiting is your ability to use your wheelchair on a dirt path? Can your wheelchair move on artificial turf? Are you only able to use the wheelchair on level cement or asphalt?

I am very good at traversing all the terrains in my chair with wheels.  You name it.  On artificial turf during football game.  On dirt when chasing down wounded deer with arrow in its liver from good shot with bow.  Also on cement, which is easy to roll over at the Wal-Mart.

Sand gives me much trouble.  No beach for me.  I get bogged down like a monkey doing calculus, to be honest.

Thank you for asking!

I am working on some alternatives to the expensive mat and the equally expensive artificial turf. I have not been able to get the information from the City that I need at this time. I will continue to pursue this before our spring gardening season. Keep the faith. janet

This is very joyous news!!  I have told my wife that we will plant bushels of girthy zucchini and squash during the spring solstice.  We are both so happy that there may be crying tonight into our borscht.  Thanks you, miss Yoder Crozier!  

Hello Mr. Jablowmi,

I want to let you know about a class I am offering at the A&M Agriculture Center Conference Room on November 16 at 3:30-4:30. I will be teaching the Square Foot Gardening Method. This is the method that I think would be the most beneficial to you as a wheelchair gardener. The class is free, although I will be selling the Square Foot Gardening 3rd edition book. It has become my bible for all things Square Foot. Of course there is no obligation to buy it, I just want you to know it will be available.
I really hope you can make it.


All the Best,

Janet Crozier, President Lampasas Community Gardens

Hello Ms President of gardens!

This gardening with the feet sounds very interesting.  Back home we use square meters but is much the same thing, yes?

The date of November 16th is very bad timing for me!  I make my annual trip into west of Texas to Terlingua to watch the Leonid meteor shower!  You know of this shower?  It is very famous. My great, great, great uncle Wilhelm Temple discovers this comet that makes the meteors every year in November.  This Temple-Tuttle comet should REALLY be just “Temple comet” but that yak-eating thief Horace Tuttle try to take some credit and put his name on the comet too.  Very sore spot in my family, to be honest.

This is a week-long mecca for me to the west Texas.  Being old and crippled in the chair with wheels leaves me with few joys.  This meteor shower is one of them – even more joy than gardening the fat zuccini.

I can perhaps make the next instructional class time, yes?

Haywood Jablowmi

I wish I could join you on your adventure but I’m committed. I hope you will be able to come to the December class on the 14th at 3:30. I’m looking forward to meeting you.

Yes, it will be a grand adventure.  I have always said, you should be committed!!  The December class is the Square Feet gardening as well?

Also I see you on the computer YouTube tonight at a City meeting!  Was very exciting!  I exclaim “that is the Garden President” and startle my wife with my yelling!  Our small dog also barks when I do this.

It was about collecting the rains to put on garden, yes?  Rain has much more better properties, I think.  Much more nitrogen from falling down through the sky many miles on the way to the squash and zucchinis.  

Good Morning Haywood,

I always enjoy your emails. I’m sorry it has taken me so long to respond to your last one. I am keeping my fingers crossed that we will get the water collection system, even if I have to include it in a grant. I visited Monday evening with the Eagle Scout troop leaders and asked that the Eagle Scout work on providing the infrastructure (concrete pad )  for the garden beds to stand on in the handicapped garden area. As I told you, this will take some time because we need to get the pavilion built before we can put in a sidewalk for the wheelchair access. One step at a time. 

I hope you have a good adventure in West Texas. Send pictures. Your friend, Janet Crozier.

Good morning, President of Community Gardens Queen!

I made a very big error I am not happy to admit this!  I go to the classroom for the square feet gardening a few days ago on December 14th – then realize it was previous day!  When daylight saving end, instead of turning clock back one HOUR, I turn clock back one DAY!  So I think that Dec 15th is Dec 14th  This has apparently been going on for every day since clocks were changed.  I am old and crippled and do not work, so I never notice this error of wrong day until I show up on wrong day to classroom.  Every day is pretty much the same for me.

Good thing this error was caught or I would have missed the Christmas day holiday, as well as new year.

I am not a fan of this shifting of time to save light.  Very confusing to the goats and chickens and others.  They do not not like those disruptions at all.  Many times, refuse to lay eggs because of this shifting!

But here is wishing you a happy Festivus and Hanukkah and Christmas too.

Haywood

Happy New Year!

I didn’t mean to ignore your email, but I have been helping some gardeners learn the Square Foot Gardening method and helping them decide what they can plant and when to plant in the late winter and early spring. The next and final class in the series will be held at the Lampasas Community Gardens, weather permitting. I’m sure it will be chilly, but we will be building the box and making Mel’s Mix which is the material used instead of dirt. It consists of peat moss, vermiculite, and 5 different kinds of compost in equal amounts. We will demonstrate how to mix it, dampen it, and fill the box. If we have rain, snow or extremely cold weather, we will have a review class in the Conference room at the A&M Extension Center office instead. Of course I will email everyone who signed up and let them know-and that includes you.

The Lampasas Community Garden is behind the Hanna Springs Pool in the Sculpture Garden. Let me know if you can make it. I certainly want to meet the man who thinks I am Queen, ha!

Yours truly,

Janet Crozier, President Lampasas Community Gardens

Good morning, Miss Queen President of Gardening Club,

I hope you are keeping warm during this weather.  Reminds me very much of Russia in the spring time, but for Texas it is colder than hair on polar bear’s ass.  My chickens refuse to leave nest box.

You included many details in your last email – the location of this class and your secret dirt recipe, which you should not give out so freely!  This is a treasure, this recipe for dirt!!  But one detail you did not include is the date and time for this making of dirt!  

I am wondering if you add worms to the dirt sometimes?  This is something I did for many years – adding worms.  Big girthy ones are best, don’t you think?

Thanks you!

Haywood

Are you Russian? I thought you might be Eastern European, but I had no clue you were Russian. I went to Russia in 2012. I loved it. I know about the vegetables grown there. I never saw such big squashes before. I went to a friend’s dacha.

Ok let me give you the time of the class. It is planned for next Tuesday, 3;30-4;30 in the community garden. We are praying for good weather. It will probably be chilly, so dress warmly. If it is extremely cold, we will meet at the A&M Extension Center conference Room . The address is 409 E. Pecan St.I n Lampasas. Call me if you have any questions. 512-434-9293.

Good evening miss garden queen president!

How is the planning for spring? This weather still reminds me of Russia winter but maybe over in a few days. I am meaning a regular winter not nuclear winter as Putin is trying to create on poor Ukrainian souls.

Regards

Haywood J

Vote NO On Proposed 3,800 Acre Solar Farm.

Kudos to Sam Kier (Facebook posts) and also Wayne and Linda Wickman (Dispatch editorial) for laying out the rational case AGAINST the proposed solar farm. They are both 100% right.

There are MANY reasons to oppose this, but the most solid reason to oppose it is that idiots like Bruce Haywood are for it. Bruce is never right about anything and has a mind like a 5-year-old girl, so he is an excellent contrarian indicator on anything he opens his gargantuan mouth about. This was proved true during Covid with his love of masks and remote learning. It was proved true again with his love of Joe Biden.

Let’s take a look at the world of energy through the mind of a slightly retarded five-year-old girl who is also a massive hypocrite:

First of all, Bruce spills a lot of Facebook ink shitting all over oil while extolling the virtues of solar. If solar is such a layup and makes SO much sense, these solar projects shouldn’t need massive subsidies to exist. THAT is what the rest of us are against. The proposed farm would get TEN YEARS of abatement at a 70% rate. Bruce doesn’t care about THAT side of the ledger because Bruce is a useless moron who sits home all day collecting government checks and who thinks money grows on a special government tree. Right Bruce?

“I never pay in but I want to take out!!!”

People who don’t pay any taxes don’t get to have a say in these issues Bruce. So do us a favor and shut up. Mmm kay?

He asks what the big deal is if people want to do this with THEIR property. That’s not the point, dummy. The point is the MASSIVE SUBSIDIES they are asking for. At the end of the day, your taxes will NOT go down and your electric rates will NOT go down. So we all gain ZERO from this project.

The issue isn’t THEIR property. The issue is OUR tax base getting pilfered. Bruce doesn’t care about that because, once again, Bruce is a useless parasite who TAKES from government and sees it as his savior and caretaker. That’s how helpless babies and quasi-retarded five-year-olds (like Bruce Haywood) think.

Hey Bruce? If solar is so awesome and Big Oil is so dirty and evil, why do you have ZERO solar panels on your house and why do you drive a big old gas guzzling pickup truck? Why do you even NEED a truck, Bruce? Are you a fake rancher like your heroine Clayton Tucker? You need that truck to drive around your .794 acre empire?

I even see an evil PROPANE tank there! Planet-killing BASTARD!!!

I even hear through the grapevine that Bruce buys a new truck every couple of years! How about it Bruce? Is that true? I’ll bet you A HUNDRED DOLLARS that it is.

What an environmentalist you are! Cruising around your neighborhood in a giant gas guzzling truck you don’t even NEED getting 14 miles per gallon and then buying a new one every few years. Truly, you are saving the planet!

But you probably sip your 64oz Big Gulp through a cardboard straw so you can sleep at night.

Bruce is like every other fake, hypocrite “environmentalist” (John Kerry, Clayton Tucker, Leonardo DiCaprio) who LOVES to virtue signal and demand stupid shit like plastic straw bans but who refuse to spend a single nickel of their own money or inconvenience themselves in any way whatsoever.

They are all for YOUR money being wasted on these boondoggles, but never spend a penny of their own. Clayton Tucker does the same thing. He has ZERO solar or wind on his parents’ house or grandpa’s ranch. Gigantic hypocrites, all of you.

A final thought:

A single nuclear power plant sits on roughly 220 acres of land. 

For solar panels to generate the equivalent energy, you’d need 8,000 times more space – maybe even more.

Thanks Bruce Haywood, You Dumb Bastard

Another day, another milestone for gas and diesel prices. Now $25 to fill your little 5 gallon diesel can, boys and girls. And about $85 to fill your tank…

Be sure to thank a dipshit liberal today…like Bruce Haywood:

Dumb bastards like Bruce Haywood don’t like peace and prosperity and low gas prices and smaller government.

Dumb bastards like Bruce Haywood don’t like mean tweets and meanies like Donald Trump.

Dumb bastards like Bruce Haywood prefer his president be a dementia patient who routinely shits his pants and his VP to be an annoying cackling whore with an IQ of 87 who smoked penis all the way to the top.

She’s SUPER smart too! Bruce told us so back in 2020:

She brings a lot to the table. Such as a jaw that dislocates and no gag reflex.

Except she’s not…

Dumb bastards like Bruce Haywood are now trying to re-write history and blame high energy prices on Putin. But those of us who aren’t dumb bastards know better.

Hubert Humpback Whale Sighting…

It’s hilarious watching lefty idiots try to convince everyone that high gas prices (and high prices for EVERYTHING) aren’t really Brandon’s fault. It’s the greedy corporations.

This pump is not ‘vandalized’. It is ‘defaced’. That’ll come right off. Entire cities were ‘vandalized’ by BLM retards and libs didn’t care a bit

Funny how all that “greed” just coincidentally started right around Jan of 2021.

Funny too, how it coincided with Brandon printing up trillions of currency units.

In Biden’s America, it’s better not to be employed

Not to mention putting a moratorium on rental payments and college debt payments so every scumbag deadbeat can sit home playing video games and ordering shit on Amazon.

Biden administration extends federal student loan payment pause until May

Oh, and stopping drilling. I’m sure that had nothing to do with it either:

But retards like our old buddy Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdouche) will go to their morbid-obesity-induced graves swearing it’s not his hero Brandon but those evil CEOs. He knows this because he’s THUPER THMART! Thmarter than YOU!

Sure you are buddy. Sure you are.

I guess working the register at the 7-Eleven gas pumps makes him highly-educated on the subject of energy policy.

Ah shit! Lookit that! By the time this article was written the price of gas went even higher! Thanks Heath Bishop, you libtarded manwhale!

Two Years Ago: Reviewing Covid Morons

It’s been nearly two years since a lot of idiots in town (mostly liberals) lost their minds over Covid. The first few weeks were forgivable – we had no clue what we were dealing with. By mid-April, it became obvious very quickly that this was being blown WILDLY out of proportion and only the very old and/or sickly were truly at risk.

That didn’t stop a bunch of idiots like Melissa Johnson, Julie Cain Landrum, Jennifer Moreno, Karen Spivey-Cummings and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris from becoming hysterical as their feeble minds broke under the barrage of CNN propaganda.

I hate to say it, but middle-aged females (plus Bruce Haywood) fell for this bullshit the hardest and kept the stupidity alive for another 22 months or so. They were the ones throwing coffee in peoples’ faces and screaming about masks until they were blue in the face. They were the ones riding around in cars by themselves with masks on.

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I really question if we should allow them to vote in the future.

I’ll be reviewing some of these morons over the next few months – both for amusement factor and to remind EVERYONE never to listen to these clowns again. About anything.

Melissa “Crazy Cane Lady” Johnson was one of the biggest offenders. I’ve written about her extensively. But here is a gem I found about her pontificating on the schools re-opening in the fall of 2020. Mind you, this moron does NOT EVEN HAVE SCHOOL-AGED KIDS and should have kept her fat mouth shut to begin with.

Let’s see how her rantings have held up over time:

“Just as well if not better than classrooms”? Absolutely, 10,000% wrong. You could not BE more wrong. Remote learning (which Bruce Haywood also demanded) was an unmitigated disaster. Millions of kids’ lives have been ruined and their educations set back YEARS – some will never recover. Melissa and Bruce don’t really care about that. That’s because they are selfish assholes and terrible people.

“Their lives are at risk”. No they weren’t. In fact, females (who comprise a huge majority of teachers) are at far LESS risk than men when it comes to Covid deaths. Women under 45 are at greater risk of being killed in a car accident than by Covid. We knew this early on but morons like Melissa chose to ignore it. So did morons like Cathy Kuehne (ANOTHER middle-aged female!)

“Along with those of children“. Spectacularly wrong again. Your child is more likely to get eaten by a bear than die of Covid. This was DEFINITELY known early on, but scumbag teachers’ unions used fearmongering to avoid going back to work. Imbeciles like Melissa Johnson enabled it and cheer leaded it by spreading MISINFORMATION back in 2020.

“I pray I am wrong”. Don’t worry dear, you were and always are. No surprises there.

“Sounds like a huge disaster”. It wasn’t. Thank god nobody listened to the Crazy Cane Lady and shut down schools in the fall. School started up in August 2020 and ZERO kids or teachers died.

That includes the terrified school teacher Cathy “Pork Chop” Kuehne:

#Wear your mask! Even though it does nothing! I caught Covid anyways…or maybe it was allergies. Mmmmm, I like pork chops!

Of course, if we HAD listened to these clowns, the harm would have been MASSIVE. Crazy Cane Lady would have later crawled off into the tall weeds and pretended she never said all this and it wouldn’t have effected her anyways. Which is why we ignore clowns like Crazy Cane Lady and it’s why idiots like her are in charge of NOTHING but their own miserable lives, thankfully.

“I really want to be wrong”. Guess what? You were. Spectacularly so. Please refrain from giving advice in the future about ANYTHING. You lack brains, logic, and critical thinking skills. Please also refrain from voting. Thanks.

I Think Misti Talbert Hates Children

So this has been making the rounds lately:

Awesome idea! Who DOESN’T love splash pads? This would be a GREAT addition to the City and can be used by literally HUNDREDS of kids.

But $50,000 sounds like a lot of money, doesn’t it? Actually, with the amount of money wasted by Misti Talbert (as mayor), the LEDC board, most of city council and then Misti Talbert (as LEDC president), the City could have a splash pad on every corner of the City. Literally dozens and dozens of them! We’d be up to our assholes in splash pads.

Since we don’t have even ONE splash pad, I have to assume that Misti Talbert hates children. She chose to blow hundreds of thousands millions of dollars during her tenure as mayor and LEDC prez, but not a penny on anything for the kids. Look at all the dumb shit she wasted money on that benefited NOBODY at all or only a select few:

Most recently, LEDC Prez Talbert begged City council for $971,000 for the Business Pork project. That was money the City got from the Feds and could have been used for a LOT of City projects. Instead it will be set on fire with the other $6 million dollars before it. That’s almost TWENTY SPLASH PADS!

Talbert was a HUGE cheerleader for the opulent City council chambers (which gets used about 4 hours per month and only by City council and City employees). Many council members didn’t want to spend $750,000 on the project but Misti and her crew ended up blowing $1.5 million on it anyways. That’s THIRTY SPLASH PADS!

Grayson and White were outnumbered by morons like Misti Talbert, TJ Monroe and Chuck Williamson

She and her council were instrumental in selling the building for $75,000 and then buying it back for $229,000 – oops. Another THREE SPLASH PADS right there!

Talbert and her crew also okayed blowing $180,000 on a pre-fab bathroom at Campbell Park – even though Misti herself signed off on a combo concessions stand AND restrooms at Garret Soccer Complex for only $19,000 prior to that! It never registered in her pea brain that she shouldn’t pay almost TEN TIMES MORE than she did previously for LESS building! The difference between $19,000 and $180,000? That would be THREE MORE SPLASH PADS!

Let’s not forget the Azbell Electronics A/V system scam that started this entire blog. Misti and City council accepted a bid from Broadcast Works for $34,000 but then inexplicably handed Azbell $95,000 for the exact same job a year later without offering Broadcast Works a chance to rebid. That $60,000 difference could have bought yet another nice splash pad for the kids.

How many splash pads are we up to? I lost count.

Let not forget Deorald Finney – the rich developer that was gifted $72,000 in ‘free’ electrical hookups for his subdivision (Stone Valley) – another splash pad right there!

Oh, and former City council member Chris Harrison with S2M2 begged for $185,000 for HIS development (Brodie Estates) – which he got. There goes another THREE SPLASH PADS! Sheeeit!

Just a small example of how Misti Talbert, TJ Monroe and the LEDC have wasted MOUNTAINS of money that could have been used for something awesome like a splash pad. Instead, it was handed away to special interests or themselves.

What meanies who clearly hate kids.

Honorable mentions:

Hostess House “facelift” of $1.4 million = 28 splash pads

Running electricity and water to Business Pork in 2015 for $1 million (still sits empty 7 years later) = 20 splash pads

Blowing $120,000 on a “comprehensive plan” for the City’s growth = 2.4 splash pads

Wasting $12,000 for plans for a $1.4 million bike trail that will never get built = 1/4 of a splash pad

City Handing Out MORE Electrical Subsidies to Developers While Hiking Rates For All You Suckers

Last February we heard former mayor Talbert heap praise on city manager deGraffenreid for his deft handling of the winter storm and the electrical cost spikes. We were told the electrical fund was in awesome shape and we should all kiss Finley’s bean bag in thanks for this.

We found out months later that this was all a lie and, in fact, the electrical fund was in bad shape – thus rates would need to be hiked on all the peasants on November 1st, 2021.

Oddly, at the EXACT SAME TIME the City was hiking rates to shore up the fund, they were handing out even MORE free electrical hookups to developers so those developers could save about $1,600 on houses they will likely sell for over $200,000.

On November 8th, the City signed an agreement to waive $19,716 worth of electrical hookups for the Hidden Oaks subdivision you see going in on Old Naruna road. There will be 12 houses in there.

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This isn’t the first time the City has handed out free electrical stuff to developers. Recall that Deorald Finney got the same deal – which cost the City $72,000 in lost revenue.

Hillside Acres got $37,254 in “incentives” for free electrical hookups.

Now Hidden Oaks will cost the City $19,716 in lost revenue.

Funny that the City has to subsidize growth with hundreds of thousands in tax dollars at the very same time Talbert is hysterically pointing south and telling us “they’re coming! They’re coming!”.

No shit they are coming. They’re coming no matter what. You should be EXTRACTING your pound of flesh NOW with impact fees on developers – not handing them free shit, you morons.

Because not far down the road lies millions in costs (see photo below) to ‘improve water pressure’ and ‘accommodate growth’ and all the other very costly measures needed to handle a massive influx of Austin retards:

Just the water pressure issues ALONE will cost City $1,000,000.00

The “upper pressure plane” issue started about the time they plunked 67 new homes up there. Talbert would have you believe that the tiny increase in property taxes they get from those 67 houses will somehow offset the millions in future water/wastewater expenses. Which makes her an imbecile of biblical proportions.

Lampasshole Smarter Than Local Doctor

A mere five months ago, “doctor” James Cain was in the paper admonishing everyone to get vaccinated – no questions asked. He didn’t care about natural immunity. Never even occurred to him. Didn’t care about your age, weight or anything else. Just get the jab.

Who knows how many young, healthy people he pushed into getting that useless jab. Who knows how many suffered adverse reactions because of his moronic advice.

When I went to what would be my first (and last) visit to him as my new doctor, I told him I wanted to get a Covid antibody test, as you’ll recall. His response?

“What purpose would that serve?”

Jesus H. Christ.

He told the newspaper: “Cain said he discusses the vaccine science to hesitant patients and stresses the need to “trust in their doctors.”

Unfortunately, SOME doctors (like him) had no idea what they were talking about and ignored a hundred years of established science.

Here is where we are today:

What a complete embarrassment to the medical community. He probably suggests leeches for high blood pressure too.

Cain also said: “He also encourages people to get vaccinated because the “shots prevent death” and to help decrease the workload in area hospitals due to COVID-related admissions“

Literally NONE of that is true.

The most aggravating part of the Covid debacle is all the morons who panicked and gave shitty advice and screamed at those of us who kept our heads never had to answer for their crimes. They just slink off into the tall weeds and pretend they never said any of that stuff.

Things I’ve learned in the past 2 years:

1. Way more people are a lot dumber than I thought

2. That’s it. That’s all I got