The Original Lampasshole

My Evidence That Wuhan Already Hit Lampasas

We already know that this virus is no big deal to kids. The numbers are indisputable:

**For dummies like Bruce: Wuhan Flu is the LIGHT BLUE!**

So when I see hysterical parents afraid to send their nine-year-old to school in a few weeks, I’d like to slap them upside the head a few times. Your kid is more likely to choke on his lunch than be killed by this virus. THAT IS A FACT.

If you insist on being irrationally scared of nothing, then fine – keep junior home for the year. But NO special accommodations for him! None of this bullshit “remote learning” or any of that nonsense. You can keep him home, babysit him and let him turn into a moron. Which, let’s face it, had a good chance of happening anyway with you as a parent.

Furthermore: THIS THING PROBABLY ALREADY RAN THROUGH THE SCHOOLS LAST NOVEMBER!!! *** DETECTIVE WORK ALERT***:

FACT #1: The Wuhan Flu was running loose WAY before those dirty yellow Chinese dogs admitted it on December 31. Like, MONTHS before. So, it was likely spreading globally in late summer 2019. But did it get OVER HERE to Lampasas? I’ll bet you a signed dollar that it did. Why am I so sure?

FACT #2: I noticed an anomaly in OUR OWN LAMPASAS CITY GOVERNMENT MINUTES!!! I read ALL the minutes from City council AND the LEDC religiously from cover to cover. I also have a very good memory.

Here is what I found in the LEDC minutes for November 2019, January 2020 and February 2020 (there is never a December meeting – no minutes):

11/20/19 minutes – page 3: “enrollment is good but ATTENDANCE IS TERRIBLE – FLU AND STREP THROAT GOING AROUND“

1/15/20 minutes – page 3: “ATTENDANCE IS DOWN – FLU VIRUS GOING AROUND“

2/19/20 minutes – page 4: “FLU IS STILL IMPACTING ATTENDANCE“

The “flu” (likely Wuhan flu that wasn’t recognized yet) was SO BAD that they mentioned it in the LEDC minutes!! Nobody freaked out then, did they? No. It was only after the liberal morons got ahold of this that everyone became petrified.

Now, I know what you’d say to me if you were smart: “that’s probably mentioned in the minutes EVERY YEAR, dummy!”. Naturally, I considered that…and went back to check the exact same months in the LEDC minutes for 2017 and 2018. Guess what?

November 2018, January 2019 and February 2019 LEDC minutes: ZERO MENTION OF THE FLU.

November 2017, January 2018, February 2018 LEDC minutes: One mention of the flu in the 1/17/18 minutes. Page 4 says “attendance has been down due to flu season”. ONE MENTION OF THE FLU.

So – for the first SIX months I examined (Nov 2017 through Feb 2019), there was only ONE mention of the flu affecting attendance in Jan 2018. But for the three months from Nov 2019 through Feb 2020, there are THREE mentions and the word “TERRIBLE” is used.

It is my belief that the LEDC reporting on the school system unwittingly exposes that this virus was ALREADY running rampant late last year. THEREFORE, our children (and the teachers!!) were very likely already exposed.

Lampasas Housing In High Demand – Good Thing City Council Dummies Handed Out HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS In FREE CASH To Home Builders

From today’s Dispatch [page 1]:

Between March 16 and March 23, page views of online listings for homes in rural areas increased 115% compared to the same period in 2019, according to Redfin analyst Tim Ellis. Page views of homes in small towns were up 88%.

In 2016, residential construction in Lampasas spiked to 47 new homes from 21 in 2015. From 2012 to 2015, the city added 15.75 homes each year, on average, and from 2016 to 2019 it added an average of 40.25 annually. By May 31 this year, the city had added 17 new houses. If that pace continues through Dec. 31, the city would gain 41 new houses this calendar year. Property values have risen with new construction. From 2012 to 2015, the value of single family houses on lots approximately 2 acres and smaller increased an average of 2% annually. From 2016 to 2019, they grew 4.3% each year, on average.

Well. Sounds like people are flocking to Central Texas from EVERYWHERE…. which anyone with a brain knew was happening for YEARS now. It is CERTAINLY not the type of environment where the City should be handing out HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TAX DOLLAR SUBSIDIES to ‘encourage growth’, does it?

Yet that’s EXACTLY what the morons on City council did. Repeatedly.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by that when most of City council has worked for the government their entire lives and have never worked in the real world. That’s how you end up with abominations like handing rich developer Deorald Finney FREE ELECTRICAL HOOKUPS for his 69 houses in Stone Valley that will cost the City over $72,000 in lost revenue.

GIMME $72,000!!!! <——————————-> “Duuuhhhhh…ok!”

It’s also how you end up with City council handing their FORMER FELLOW COUNCIL MEMBER “Greasy” Chris Harrison and his employer S2M2 WAY OVER $150,000 for THEIR development – Brodie Estates.

Great job, City council! What will you do for your next trick? Maybe give a $200,000 subsidy to Wal-Mart? I hear they are really struggling over there!

Residential construction in Lampasas spiked in 2016 and has continued at a similar pace since then, based on statistics through May of this year. BECKY SIMS | CITY OF LAMPASAS

Bad Policy Likely Caused ‘Epidemic’

There is a strong argument here that only reason we ever had a coronavirus epidemic at all was because governors in New York, New Jersey, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Illinois & Massachusetts panicked based on “expert” forecasts and SENT COVID PATIENTS BACK INTO NURSING HOMES!

A whole lotta Ds in those pics. D is for democrat…and dummy.

Wool & Vine Owner Is ANTIFA Sympathizer?

Ah yes, Andrew Landrum (crybaby/tax dollar taker) – the ‘ANTIFA label has become a political cudgel to demonize political opponents’, eh? ANTIFA is just a ‘bogeyman’? I guess all those videos all over the internet of self-proclaimed ANTIFA members beating up journalists and intimidating old people trying to cross the road are complete fabrications?

I guess those undercover videos Project Veritas made of ANTIFA dirtbags talking about how to gouge eyeballs correctly was also all made up? I guess the major news media are all hallucinating and ANTIFA is a political fabrication?

Anyone who sympathizes with these commie dirt bags is also a commie dirt bag, by the transitive property. I look forward to your shitty lemonade stand going under. Hopefully you won’t be handed another $3,000 in tax dollars by Mandy Walsh to keep your doors open this time.

I ONCE AGAIN ask why libtards like you don’t just pull up stakes and move to San Francisco or Seattle or Chicago. You’d be MUCH happier there.

THESE Are The Geniuses We Are Dealing With

I have profiled Janet Yoder Kraeff-Crozier several times on these pages. She is a loony locust from Ohio (and later Austin) who has been doing her best to implement a costly and useless recycling program here in Lampasas.

THAT was bad enough. Oh how I long for those days.

NOW, naturally, she is in the “WEAR A MASK” camp, like most brain-dead liberals (*cough* Julie Landrum *cough*). Let’s take a look at her other beliefs….because I ALWAYS take scientific Wuhan Flu advice from a loon who thinks autistic kids are clairvoyant and who believes in numerology, astrology, psychics and bullshit crystal energy healing.

Oh, and who spells pivotal as “pivital”. Yes, she checks all the boxes. She is a typical poster child for the boot-licking, mask-loving libtard group.

Maybe because you are painfully gullible and stupid?

THESE are the types of people who are out there yammering about the hospitals being overrun and ICUs “at 90% capacity!”. They are brain dead. Don’t buy into their nonsense!

To The Mandatory Mask Crowd…

If you need two masks to feel “safe”, then you can wear both of them.

Also, a lot of pro-mask people like to ask “would you let a surgeon operate on you without a mask?” as if this is somehow a clever ‘proof’ that masks work. The answer is no, I would not let him operate on me without a mask.

Of course, I also don’t walk into HEB with gaping, open surgical wounds either.

Local Manatee Gleeful Over Mask Edict

Local half-ton moron Bruce Haywood is positively giddy over the recent (likely-unconstitutional) mask order made by our idiot governor to protect us against a very minor threat (a bad flu). Bruce just can’t understand why we don’t all bow down and obey an order based on total bullshit for a virus that has a IFR rate of .04%

What if tomorrow they suggest you wear swim goggles too, Bruce? To protect your eyes…because 3 people on the planet caught Wuhan Flu through their eyes. Would you start wearing them immediately and unquestionably? I’m sure you would.

What if some lovable cute young photogenic girl got into a car crash last week and died…and it was discovered her tires were dangerously underinflated. What if Governor Dipshit then decreed that every car owner was ordered to get up at 2am to check their tire pressure or face fines of $500? Would you do that too, Bruce? I bet you would – and you’d say “what’s the big deal? It can’t hurt to do this!”

You obey because you are a moron and a sheep, Bruce. You do not comprehend statistics and math. There is ZERO scientific evidence that masks work against a tiny virus and EVEN IF THEY DID, the fatality rate from this is the same as a bad flu. So get over it, already.

Here’s an idea: how about all you scared rabbits just stay home and OUT of the bars and restaurants that I will still be frequenting MASKLESS. Then we are all happy. You have ZERO right to walk into any business and then bitch that people aren’t wearing masks (*cough* Julie dipshit Landrum *cough*). YOU are the one with a fear problem. Not me.

Here is MY edict and executive order for Bruce the Hippopotamus:

WHEREAS heart disease kills 650,000 people annually and Texas represents roughly 10% of the population of the United States and thus 65,000 deaths annually JUST from heart disease in the Lone Star State…

WHEREAS the Wuhan Flu has killed only 2,500 Texans and is thus TWENTY-SIX TIMES LESS deadly than heart disease….

WHEREAS any slob like Bruce who is 200 pounds overweight has a HIGHLY ELEVATED CHANCE of dying of heart disease, cancer or stroke….

Governor Lampasshole hereby decrees that manatees like Bruce Haywood are ordered to wear a mask that will not allow cheeseburgers, ribs, steak sandwiches and other unhealthy foods to pass his lips. You are hereby ordered to ONLY allow straws to sip smoothies into your pie hole until you have reached a government-mandated “safe weight” of 180 pounds. THIS IS “FOR YOUR OWN GOOD”.

I expect you would comply with this, right Bruce? You boot licking yam bag.

The Bruce Haywood Cheeseburger, Ribs and Krab Kingz Protection Mask

I think the best thing for shit heads like Bruce Haywood and Julie Cain Landrum to do is just get a freaking HAZMAT suit and leave the rest of us out of it. I will BUY you one. Free. On the house. Gratis.

How about it Bruce, ya dummy???? I’m offering to pay for 100% of your hazmat suit, you incredible dipshit. The catch is you HAVE to wear it every single time you step out of your hovel. Surely, it has to be WAY safer than the dirty t-shirt you currently use as your pacifier. As you so often ask: what’s the big deal???? Gotta be safer right?

Enjoy your mask edict, you clown horn. You are a timorous and third-rate man. A weakling for which the struggle with hard facts and data is clearly unendurable.

Mayors of Major Metropolises Issue Edict To Peasants

Mayors Misti Talbert of Lampasas, Keith Harvey of Kempner, and Carlos Garcia of Lometa issues a joint resolution yesterday. According to the Lampasas City website:

“City Mayors of Lampasas County adopt joint
resolution encouraging all citizens to wear a face covering over
their nose and mouth when in a business, commercial entity or
other locations that involve close proximity with others in
addition to other hygienic measures to protect themselves, their
family, their neighbors, and all members of the community and to
further reduce the spread of COVID-19”

Wow! Just like Churchill and FRD and the Atlantic Charter!

Well, except that Keith Harvey is just a fake doctor nut job presiding over a podunk town of 1,100 people. And Carlos Garcia is mayor of 850. And Misti Talbert is mayor because we can’t get a smart person to take the job. And the resolution is about a non-issue that retards are panicking over.

But BESIDES all that, it’s JUST like the Atlantic Charter.

Here is my response:

I politely decline your suggestion.

Wool & Vine? More Like “Cry & Whine”

Boy, I’ve never heard someone complain and whine as much as the owner of Wool & Vine. Considering the store is essentially a rich couple’s hobby (who also took a $3,000 handout from the LEDC) which wasn’t even open five months before Wuhan hit, she sure has a lot of nerve complaining about “tough times”.

Such a brave trooper! You owned an eatery/bar for an entire 4.5 months before the Wuhan Flu hit.…and as I recall, you were open about 25 hours a week, if that. It’s really more of a lemonade stand than a real business, if you ask me.

I was originally planning on never setting foot in there anyways. Not because their t-shirts are hideous...but because the owners are rabid bleeding-heart liberals. I make it a point never to put a dime in the pocket of a liberal. It’s the same reason I’ll never pay to see an Alec Baldwin or Sean Penn movie. I love voting with my wallet.

But even all of that wouldn’t push me to slam them publicly. I was just going to quietly watch them fail on their own accord. No….it was the owner’s Wuhan-nanny-state-mask-smugness and her publicly ratting out another restaurant for “Covid violations” that spurred me to do this. Sorry Julie/Karen!

Here is a quick timeline of the entire existence of Wool & Vine:

November 8, 2019: Ribbon cutting ceremony. From the operating hours I saw back then on Google, they were open roughly 22 or 25 hours a week. A part-time gig, if you will. The owners are artsy-fartsy types. The ones who usually suck at math, market research, accounting and so forth. They are the types that say “I love flowers! I’ll open a flower store!” or “I love liver pate! I’ll open a bistro!” without knowing a damn thing about running a biz. Then wonder later why it all fell apart.

Mid-March, 2020: (Four months later). Wuhan Flu hits and they are forced to close. Now mind you, they SUBLET a very small space from My Girls (who also received $2,500 in LEDC funds) so their rent is likely very low, and were only open part-time (i.e. a lemonade stand). I’m not even sure they actually EMPLOY anybody! So they weren’t exactly being crushed by Wuhan like most REAL small businesses. But they gladly hoovered up those free tax dollars!!

June 12, 2020: They were SO damaged by the Wuhan Flu that they decided to open up ANOTHER new place! The Hidden Pearl! Not exactly the actions of a couple who are hurting for money.

Late June, 2020: Lots of math-challenged #Karens and retarded liberals start to panic over the fact the Wuhan Flu is still spreading (duh!) even as DEATHS plummet…so we are subjected to a SECOND shutdown/pause. The irony here is that Julie Cain Landrum’s (the bleeding-heart liberal) OWN BUSINESS is now being affected by an entire army of bleeding heart liberals who do not understand statistics and math.

The irony is, of course, delicious. Unfortunately, all of us with brains are also being hurt by their ignorance.

But it doesn’t end there. Julie Cain Landrum of Wool & Vine then publicly lambastes another restaurant in town for “not following the rules”. This is a #Karen move of biblical proportions and I cannot let that pass.

Such a hero! Such a martyr! Such a SNITCH!!!

Hilariously, her friend is ACTUALLY NAMED KAREN! My god.

Here is a chick/couple who has owned a ‘business’ for all of six months AND already got bailed out by the taxpayers and she is whining about her situation. Here’s an idea! Why don’t you and Andrew just pull up stakes and move to Portland! Or maybe San Francisco! It is a paradise. You can participate in BLM marches every day and cater to doofuses like your husband all night long. It’ll be perfect!

As for you blaming your woes on the fact you think you can’t compete with “Covid cheaters” and publicly pissing and moaning, perhaps it’s something else. Maybe your business idea sucks. Maybe your location sucks. Maybe a lot of people are turned off by your radical leanings. Maybe your food is crap. Who knows.

But I WILL let you in on a little secret, so you can stop feeling so put upon:

Owning ANY small business sucks. You deal with employees who no-call/no-show….with suppliers who screw up orders…with customers who are pains in the ass but you have to smile and pretend they are right. Even in NORMAL times, it is a thankless job. The restaurant/bar/eatery industry is even WORSE. That is why 60% fail in their first year and 80% by the fifth year. Like all my restaurant-owner buddies say: owning a restaurant is like owning an elephant – it costs a fortune and sooner or later it shits on your head.

The small business owner has to watch giant corporations get bailed out while he gets nothing. Everyone gets paid before him: his employees, his landlord, the insurance company, the utility company, his suppliers, the parasites in local government, the parasites in the federal government, and THEN after everyone else has gotten their chunk….THEN the small business owner can pay himself. And let me tell you this: those first few YEARS when you divide your take-home pay by the hours you worked (i.e. – all the time) you find you would have been better off working at McDonald’s for minimum wage.

So please, do us all a favor. Take your $3,000 in free tax dollars and just shut your yap.…and stop being a Covid snitch.

“These people don’t see that if you encourage totalitarian methods, the time may come when they will be used against you instead of for you.” – George Orwell

Health ‘Authority’ Speaks Out Both Sides Of Her Mouth

Saturday, June 27th Radiogram page 1: An announcement on the Spring Ho website said the Spring Ho Committee, along with Lampasas County Local Health Authority Dr. Georgia Hay, County Judge Randy Hoyer and Lampasas Mayor Misti Talbert, “unanimously agreed that in the interest of the health and safety of our community” the 2020 Spring Ho festival is canceled.

Saturday, June 27th Radiogram page 4: “On Friday the state reported 12,398 available staffed beds which includes 1,284 staffed ICU beds. Dr Hay, the Lampasas County Health Authority, said that WE REALLY DON’T HAVE MANY HOSPITALIZATIONS…”

Wow. NOT MANY HOSPITALIZATIONS. Sounds super serious!

Not.

Like I’ve said all along: testing goes WAY up…number of positives goes up far less…and DEATHS are still plummeting.

But don’t take my word for it, listen to the guys who ACTUALLY run the hospitals:

Houston Methodist CEO Dr. Marc Boom told CNBC on Monday that the demographics of the outbreak have “flipped” and that the mostly-younger people arriving in the state’s hospitals often don’t require ICU beds.

“Even though we have about 200 more patients in house, about double, we only have about three or four more people in the ICU, so that’s encouraging.”

Boom reiterated his comments from last week that the number of hospitalizations are “being misinterpreted, and, quite frankly, we’re concerned that there is a level of alarm in the community that is unwarranted right now.”

“We do have the capacity to care for many more patients, and have lots of fluidity and ability to manage,” Boom said.

He pointed out that his hospital one year ago was at 95% ICU capacity, similar to the numbers the hospital is seeing today.

“It is completely normal for us to have ICU capacities that run in the 80s and 90s,” he said.
“That’s how all hospitals operate.”

Of course, all of these FACTS don’t stop morons like Bruce Haywood and Karen Spivey-Cummings from running around like Chicken Little yammering that “ICU beds are at 95% capacity!!!”. This is because they know absolutely nothing about how hospitals are operated. I would expect DOCTOR Georgia Hay to know better.