Classified Docs Found at Biden Think Tank

Ruh roh! What have we here??

Material was identified days before the mid-term elections – once AGAIN, info is hidden to effect the outcome of an election.

Recall it was exactly FIVE MONTHS ago when the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago and claimed they had found all of those “classified documents” which caused some of the dumber members of the liberal community to scream about “nuclear secrets” and “treason”. Last I checked, Trump is still roaming free despite non-stop yammering back then about “execution” and “prison sentences”.

Once again, Bruce Haywire looking like a complete moron as he is wrong for the 374th time:

Time to impeach/indict the treasonous Biden, right? Biden wasn’t even President when he did all this. Neither was Sandy Berger. Trump, however, WAS President and has the power to declassify anything he wants.

What’s Biden’s excuse going to be? That he’s a dementia-riddled pudding-brained moron? That would actually be believable.

Bruce Haywood: STILL the dumbest bastard in Lampasas!!

The Goldfish Swim Tonight: 1-9-23 Council Meeting

First council meeting of the year. I wanted to live-comment on this, but a biblical tantrum by our 8-year-old made that impossible.

What was covered:

Skate Park: this wildly over-budget project will soon be finished. Now council is trying to get ahead of the inevitable graffiti and vandalism problem. Guys like Mike White tried to tell us that these skaters are just average kids who want a place to skate. They aren’t hoodlums or anything.

Yeah, right. We’ll see in a big hurry. You can rest assured, I’ll document every penny spent on fixing that $180,000 bathroom that is adjacent to the skate park. Council is EVEN considering letting people paint all over this and calling it “art”.

No, I’m not kidding.

Harrison Construction received $27,500 for “skate park work” and another $7,220 for “road base” and “manufactured sand”. That would be “Harrison” as in “Greasy” Chris Harrison – former City council member who also works for S2M2 and connived the City out of $185,000 for the Brodie Estates subdivision – which is nowhere NEAR done yet.

Wastewater Interceptor project: I don’t care about this much. This is the kind of boring shit that City managers SHOULD spend their days doing – as opposed to crap like Business Parks and new council chambers projects. All I will point out here is that Pope Eckermann was paid $35,250 to do the study.

Another new police officer sworn in: how many is that now??? Jesus. Guess I better ask the City secretary.

Another One Bites The Dust…

Awww….man. Cute little Nicholas dropped dead? Brutal. It would be sad, but he was a rabid vaxhole too:

-Adam Rich #DiedSuddenly at the age of 54 Cause of Death: Unknown.

Granted, this kid had a lot of problems, like most child stars. Perhaps it was the drugs that did him in. Either way, they’ll never admit it was the ‘vaccine’ even if it was.

All these rabid vaxholes dying and Howard Stern still lives??? Only a matter of time, Howard. Hope your affairs are in order, you greasy scumbag.

I would like to take this opportunity to ONCE AGAIN remind all the local commie scum like Grady Lucas and Clayton Tucker to GET YOUR BOOSTERS!!! Grandpa Brandon said it was good for you – so get it done!

Another One Bites The Dust

If I were a vaxhole who had received multiple shots, I would sure as hell be getting very nervous right about now. I’d also be pissed that I was duped by government liars and scumbags.

I am smart enough to never fall for that shit myself. Luckily, a LOT of liberals fell for this, so the consequences will fall upon those we need less of anyways.

Yes, by all means “get the freaking shot”, you Potato Headed clown horn. Get it again and again.

What was that shit they told us? Oh yeah…”the vaccine prevents serious illness and death”. That was it.

“I have enough confidence in the vaccine to get it done. .. Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test.

If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it”

-Doug Brignole April 4, 2021 #DiedSuddenly

This guy was in about as good a shape as you can be in for a 63-year-old. Freakishly good shape….and HE got knocked off.

Imagine if you looked like THIS and got the shot:

Here is local moron Bruce Haywood pretending to be an “expert” and urging everyone to poison themselves like he did:

Damar Hamlin Is The DA MAN

See what I did there? DA MAN it literally in his name. It was only a matter of time before he woke up and asked “did we win the game?”

I guess the guy who died and came back to life isn’t a complete pussy like his coach:

Laying in the ICU, cannot talk and first thing he wants to know is “who won the game?”

That is the spirit that put man on the moon – despite horrifying setbacks like three men dying on the launch pad in 1967. If that happened today, the Twitter pussies would shut down the entire space program – and the environmental pussies would be crying about rocket exhaust fumes.

That spirit is why Americans invented everything that is awesome in the world like electricity, automobiles, oil exploration, microprocessors, air conditioning, crack cocaine and the Internet – while the rest of the world took siestas all day and watched us in awe.

That is the spirit directly handed down by our caveman ancestors and the first 140-pound Neanderthal who had the balls to pick up a spear and decide to take down a 12,000 pound mastodon. He said “fuck these plants and nuts, I want STEAK TONIGHT” and he went out there and took it.

Damn right. I’d ask the same thing. Did we accomplish what we worked so hard for all season? Did me giving it literally everything I had make a difference?

You want to tell him what happened?

Oh, sorry buddy. I hate to tell you that coach started crying and then quit the game. It’s not even a tie. We didn’t valiantly win the game for you. We all went home and then yelled at anyone on Twitter who asked how the #1 seed was going to be decided now since it’s the end of the season and we can’t make this game up.

Thanks for playing.

The 70s Kicked Ass

“HERE’S your trigger warning!”

Nothing said “lunchtime fun” to kids back in my day like an 18th century pioneer going to town on “indigenous people” with the butt end of a rifle.

Re-enactments at school often resulted in a dropped lunchbox and shards of glass in your milk. It made us tough.

Related: “You’re just an Indian, *I’m* the Chief” was an actual playground insult back in the ‘70s.

Lunch room moderators would go into cardiac arrest nowadays if kid pulled that out

Another Vax Douche Dies

I love these. I really do. I’ll never stop posting them.

I’d also like to remind Bruce Haywood, Clayton Tucker, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris and Grady Lucas to get your Covid boosters NOW!!! Do not delay! Maybe get two, just to be safe. Like the mask thing.

Guess he won’t be getting any more boosters

“If you decline Moderna and are “waiting” for Pfizer you are a piece of garbage. Take the f**king vaccine you are able to get.“ – Liam Coward, June 2021

Liam Coward #diedsuddenly one week ago of “unknown causes” at the age of 27.

Hopefully Howard Stern is next.

We Are So Screwed

Today’s insane med student is the doctor making your life and death decisions tomorrow. Take care of your health. You won’t wanna walk into the doctor’s office in America’s future.

You should receive mockery – because you are a retard. More retarded still, are the morons who are congratulating you in your Twitter feed. They tell you how brave you are for wearing it. You are not brave at all. You are just following the latest virtue signaling mob of idiots.

Apparently, standards have fallen drastically in medical schools. Either that, or you hopefully will be flunked out.

Your job is not to “validate” the delusions of mentally ill males wearing dresses and demanding you call him “she”. Your job is to learn the fucking ropes and know the human body inside and out so you can save lives.

Naturally, this shit head checks ALL the boxes: a gay immigrant who goes to therapy, talks about his bulimia, posts 17 times a day about being a gay immigrant with a husband, has “zero tolerance” for “vaccine fear mongering” or “Covid denial”….

It has NOT been shown that the “vaccine” prevents severe illness OR death, you moron.

He also has depression and body image problems…and cries at the drop of a hat. JUST what you want in a doctor!

In short, a mentally unstable MEGA-virtue-signaling asswipe who has no business EVER being responsible for anyone else’s life.

The only thing I want this individual responsible for is making my coffee at a coffee house. Nothing else. I doubt he could even do that correctly. As Joe Pesci said in Casino: this guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

I predict he will NEVER graduate med school. He is a nut job, a flake, and spends all day posting on Twitter like a fucking 12-yo girl….with a beard.

Then again, my greatest fear may materialize: this retarded flake cries when he gets his first of many Fs in class – but then starts screaming that it is because “he is a gay person of color” and threatening to sue the school. The school then backs down and lets an obviously unstable retard through their program just to be rid of him.

THAT is why assholes like this are dangerous – I don’t hate you because you are gay. I could not care less. I hate you because you blame all of your failures and inabilities on everyone ELSE being a “homophobe”. For that I say “fuck you”.

If I ever get one of these dipshits wanting to cut me open in a hospital, I’ll demand a replacement and offer a normal, non-retarded surgeon an extra $5,000 to do it. Then I will likely be sued by the same shit head for “homophobia” or something.

Then again, I doubt he has the chops to be a REAL doctor (aka surgeon). He’ll end up in a small central Texas town at a place like FMC telling everyone to get vaxxed and boosted 50 times and to not question super smart ‘doctors’ like him.

The pussification and retardation of the latest generation clearly does not just stop with the bums who live in their parents’ basements (or attics, in the case of Clayton Tucker). It permeates even the medical profession – which is a disgusting disgrace.

If ever in the history of gay people there was a gay guy who DIDN’T need to wear an “I AM GAY” pin, it is the guy on the left.

I Cannot Believe This Bengals/Bills Bullshit

I’ll say it, since everyone who matters is too scared to be cancelled or labeled a heartless asshole by the mob of virtue signaling morons who probably never even watch football:

That Bills/Bengals game on Monday night should have been played to completion. Failing that, one team should have been forced to officially forfeit the game so a result could be put in the books.

Of course, the instant Sean McDermott forfeited, I would have considered him one of the biggest pussies in sports history. You just threw away your first-round bye – which gives you a FAR better chance in the playoffs – and greatly reduced your chances of winning it all…which is what the entire team has been killing itself for over the last four months. If I was Hamlin and I woke up from my coma and found out my team had thrown away its Superbowl chances because of my injury, I’d be pretty pissed off. I expect that kind of pussy move from a head coach in his 20s – but McDermnott is 48 years old. He should know better.

Did George Washington quit the war when a few of his guys died gruesome deaths? Fuck no. He got them all up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, crossed the Delaware in horrific conditions, and slit the throats of the British mercenaries while they slept…and I thank God he did it.

Other questions:

  • Would the game have been cancelled if a fan fell from a balcony and died?
  • Would they cancel the game if the special teams coach went into cardiac arrest?
  • Would they stop selling beer if a beer guy collapsed and had a heart attack?
  • If you answered no for any of those things, does that mean that Damar Hamlin’s life matters more than some guy working for tips? Does death only matter when we witness it and know the person?
  • If the game isn’t played then how will the Bengals and Bills agree to an outcome, considering their future prospects change so much as a result?

Hell, just a few days before this MNF tragedy, some poor bastard was sucked into a jet engine in Alabama. I cannot image a more gruesome death to witness. Did American Airlines send the entire workforce home? Did they tell everyone at the airport “sorry, all flights are stopped today while we sit here and mourn this poor bastard”? Fuck no. You just know that within the hour, the people that were inconvenienced by this were bitching about how they were going to miss their connection at DFW. Many of those exact same assholes are clutching their pearls at “insensitive bastards” who ask the logical questions I’m asking now.

Joe Theismann’s leg injury in 1985 (ALSO on Monday Night Football) was FAR more disturbing and gruesome than Hamlin’s collapse – but THAT game continued after six paramedics carted Joe off the field.

Hamlin’s odds of living don’t increase if the game is cancelled, and there is absolutely a need for a discussion of the repercussions for skipping the game entirely. That game was arguably THE BIGGEST game of the season and a lot is at stake.

The knee jerk reaction to cancel everything and vilify anyone that asked questions for being indifferent to people dying, was eerily similar to the first days of COVID. So was the idea that some jobs are essential (cops) and must continue after an employee dies, while others are not (NFL). Guess we didn’t learn anything from that mistake.

Newsflash – you don’t get to pretend that you value human life over entertainment if you watch the NFL. The average NFL player dies 20 years younger than the average American for a variety of reasons. The hits to the head and the body obviously play a part, but so does size. NFL lineman must be 300 pounds to play in the league. This is not a healthy or natural body weight, but they get that big ON PURPOSE! A 240 pound high school tackle immediately gets put on a weight increase program the second they sign with a D1 college. Andrew Luck left the game in the prime of his career because he valued his health more than football.

But players have free will and so do we. This is the social contract we have created with the NFL – players agree to be gladiators and drastically increase the chances of health risks in exchange for lots of money and fame. We agree to pay them by buying tickets, merchandise, and watching on TV. What happened Monday night was a visual reality of that, which is why it hit so hard. But no one says they should stop playing games when Junior Seau, Demaryius Thomas, or Tony Siragusa die young.

No one even noticed when 38 year old former Jaguars lineman Uche Nwaneri died a couple days ago after collapsing in his house.

All of those men would be alive if they didn’t play in the NFL. We enjoyed watching them play, and they did so by choice. You’re not a bad person for doing so, just as you’re not a bad person for talking about football while a player is in a hospital fighting for his life.

Now go back to watching NFL players slowly kill themselves next Sunday and don’t bat an eye when they die 10 years from now.