Electoral Map Breakdown…

Sorry girls. I’ve said it before and will say it again: women should have never been given the vote. You are WAY too emotional and susceptible to the siren song of socialism and “free stuff”. I think all the chicks I know would be fine with that because they know that probably 80% of females cannot be trusted to vote rationally.

If I gained 100 pounds and came home and my mom told me I looked great and my dad told me I was a fat tub of shit, which parent loved me more? WAY too many moms out there and not enough dads.

Furthermore, when the idiotic policies you support reach their inevitable end, it’s not the women that are out in the battlefield bleeding in a war. It’s the men. It’s been that way throughout history.

Uncle Festerman did 15 points better with women because “they felt sorry for him”. Fuck all that.

While we’re at it, only male property owners (i.e. people who pay taxes and have skin in the game) should have the vote. That would help eliminate the parasites in society from having a say – like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood.

Under-30 Commies Showed Up Last Night. Socialist Takeover of America Well Underway Now.

Well, what a hard-fought battle all around. Millions of well-informed Americans trudged to the polls on election day and pulled the lever for a candidate they thoroughly studied and understood. A candidate who agreed to debate their opponent and who made coherent and passionate arguments supporting their positions. Candidates who would uphold their oath to the Constitution to make America a greater place for us all! We are all Americans today and we can now all come together, put aside our differences and work to make the country great again!

Just kidding. A bunch of lazy cockroaches “voted by mail” for idiots who were too afraid to debate (Hobbs) or were clinically brain dead and incoherent (Uncle Festerman).

All we learned last night is that there are a LOT more socialist cockroaches in this country than there used to be – and they are voting. I will NEVER stand together and “unite” with cockroaches. I’ll try to stamp them out until the day I die.

You see, there are two groups of people in this country:

The first group are the productive ones – who get up, go to work, and make the world go around. They explore for oil, they extract resources to make “stuff” like food, cars, buildings, engines and computers. They build bridges and pilot commercial airplanes. They refine oil into hundreds of essential products. They raise cattle. They perform open-heart surgery and save lives. These people understand how the world works and tend to lean right. They are smart and capable. They have jobs where if they fuck up, people starve or die in plane crashes or in a bridge collapse.

The other group are the cockroaches. They consume, complain, produce nothing, live off their parents (Tucker and college kids) or the government (Haywood and single-mother welfare baby machines) and spend their entire day on Tik Tok taking pictures of themselves. They have “jobs” like sitting in a college classroom with a ponytail and telling you men can be women. They are social workers and “community organizers”. They are “journalists” with an IQ of 80. They are “artists” and professional students who took out $250,000 loans to get a Masters in philosophy or “international relations”.

They do not get up before 9:30am and they don’t get dirt under their fingernails.

Unfortunately, these cockroaches are multiplying rapidly and are in real danger of outnumbering the rest of us…as we saw last night.

The Marxist college professors and high school teachers have done an excellent job of churning out morons who cannot think for themselves and see Big Government as the answer to everything. Scumbag socialist professors have done their job, and parents have not:

What did they teach the young generation? They can get participation trophies for just being there. They get presents on other kids’ birthdays…and now they don’t need to pay off their loans. That they can get “rent moratoriums” for two years over a cold virus. When they don’t get their way they cry. They bring their parents to job interviews. They are entitled to safe spaces and trigger warnings. Enforcing laws is “racist”. They think the world is going to end from “global warming” in the next 8 years because Instagram told them so.

When anyone disagrees with them, that person is “racist” and “Hitler”. Just look at this fucking loser Cade Snyder/Hilgenberg again! He’s a prime example in his early or mid-20s and he is losing his mind that Texas is still red:

The most spoiled generation in the history of the world. They walk around with a supercomputer in their pockets and can have ANYTHING at the press of a button. Food from Door Dash, ten million products on Amazon delivered to their door in 36 hours, a ride from Uber in minutes, thousands of movies on Netflix, dating candidates on Match.com, the weather, plane tickets, stock trades, talk to anyone in the WORLD in mere seconds, and a million other things. Literally, the world is at their fingertips. But they spend their time crying about how shitty their lives are and how unfair everything is.

They are above working for anything. They are above waiting for anything. They think they can just demand free stuff forever and it will magically appear. They have never done a productive thing in their pathetic lives. Everyone else is here to provide them with ‘free’ healthcare and ‘free’ education and ‘free’ rent.

They don’t have the first fucking clue how good they have it. I’d love to send them all to Somalia or Malawai for just two weeks. Let them see how the rest of the world lives.

Oh, how I detest them. And now these useless and clueless cockroaches are voting en masse. They have figured out they can vote themselves other people’s property and money.

Young adults (or even 31-year-olds like Clayton Tucker) who still primarily live off support from their parents and handouts from the government have no clue about the reality of real life challenges. If I had my way, the voting age would be 25 and only for people who pay taxes and thus have skin in the game.

Oh, and college-‘educated’ single females in their 20s will be the death of our Republic. There is no group more ill-informed or susceptible to emotional commie bullshit than this group:

Pretty much everyone under the age of 30 is a Tik Tok buffoon. All media that young people consumes is in the hands of liberals. You are now seeing the result. All you parents out there who stuck an iPad in your kids’ hands every day rather than talk to them and pound into their heads the dangers of socialism and the greatness of our Founding Fathers? YOU are to blame for this. You have unleashed a generation of commie morons.

I’m looking at YOU, Terry and Howard Tucker.

I hope Gen Z gets drafted. Then we can see how much they like big government. Maybe start them off in Ukraine.

At Clayton Tucker’s House Tonight….

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the heck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a literal breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Beto to be Governor and fix this broken state and FIX THE DAMN GRID. I cannot flipping deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Austin???? This is so bad.

First Mental Breakdown Occurs at Noon Central. Local Loser Cade Snyder / Hilgenberg of Austin.

Lib dummy heads go BOOM!!!

This moron again? The former “Cade Snyder” of Lampasas….

IF Abbott wins? LOL!!!

Cade Snyder, aka Cade Hilgenberg, aka pudgy former local nerd who can’t complete a sentence without screaming about nazis or racism. Was heavily invested in the commie scam known as “BLM”. Was straight. Then gay. Then bisexual. Was a HUGE Covid Cult idiot who literally cried when Abbott lifted the mask mandate.

You will work at a grocery store forever. Get used to it.

Moved to Austin from Lampasas to “make art” and complain about capitalism.

Blah, blah, blah, racism, blah, blah, fascism, blah, blah, blah.

Ashamed of living in the greatest country in the world. A country that every poverty-stricken illiterate in the southern hemisphere is clamoring to sneak into. Nothing is stopping Cade from moving on down to Honduras or Venezuela. Yet here he stays – enjoying the fruits of a free market economy and Constitutional Republic.

In other words, a complete loser. A poster soy boy for the insane Marxist leftards in this world. The thought of him losing his mind tonight when Abbott destroys Beto by 15 points is maybe the best early Christmas gift EVER! Thank you, dork!

Your tears are delicious. I don’t think your family will give a shit if you stop talking to them. Go back to your doodling and ranting about nazis.

This dork turned out gay? No way.

Reminder: Abbott governor will be there for FOUR MORE YEARS. If you hate Texas so much, why don’t you pack up and move to California? Or New York? Or some other shit-hole state that is falling apart under Utopian Marxist rulers? Because you are a hypocrite, that’s why.

Never has a generation that has been so spoiled and had it so good complained so much. Disgusting babies, all of them.

Hilariously, NOW all the same libtards are crowing about how BOOMING the Texas economy is and salivating over the huge surplus just itching to flush it down the toilet into the shitty government-run school system.

Reminder: California is facing a $25 billion DEFICIT. More proof that freedom and low taxes will ALWAYS give better results than Marxist big-government garbage policies.

Red Wave Cresting – Prepare For Impact

Beto? Crushed again. Stacey Abrams? Crushed again. Val Demmings? Bye bye.

Loose Haywire Bruce Haywood? In tears. Comrade Clayton Tucker? Sobbing after Beto loses yet AGAIN….

Potato Head Fitzharris? About to be carted off to the mental institute looking like this:

Uncle Festerman the stroke victim? Gonna lose, unless the libs cheat so hard it will be obvious to everyone. In fact, Festerman is ALREADY trying to cheat by counting illegal ballots.

Katie Hobbs? About to be crushed like the bug she is by the smart and capable Kari Lake.

Governor DeSDantis. Senator Rubio. Governor Abbott. Governor Lake. Senator Oz.

GOP takes the House. GOP takes the Senate.

Get used to those words. You will have to live with them for the next 2 to 4 years, you fuckers.

Trump? Still walking free exactly THREE MONTHS after the FBI raid and possibly announcing he will run again next week.

Vaxhole Dies of Cardiac Arrest. Score One For Our Side.

First Paul Pelosi and now this. Christmas is coming early to the Lampasshole household.

And next week, I expect to find a massive Red Wave in my early-Christmas stocking!!! Yay!

I remember last year when all the little Hitlers who wanted forced vaccines on guys like me said stuff like “who cares…they’re all Trumpers and right wing racists – let them all die”.

Looks like it’s actually the other way around! BAHAHAHAHA. Methinks there will be far less liberals around to vote this time than there were last time, thanks to a whole bunch of “Sudden Adult Deaths” lately.

What a shame.

Hopefully that greasy scumbag Howard Stern joins Julie Powell in hell soon.

Francis O’Rourke Is About To Be The Stacey Abrams Of Texas

Red Wave incoming. A massive red tsunami that will pound moron commies like Clayton Tucker, Bruce Haywood, Julie Landrum, Janet Crozier and Potato Head Fitzharris into the sand.

They will not know what hit them. They will walk around in a daze on Wednesday morning after getting slammed into the sand by this wave and wonder what the hell just happened.

I will be at the bar laughing. Feel free to join me at Memo’s to watch election returns and revel in the glory. I may even bring my Nancy Pelosi cardboard cutout that I was saving to celebrate her death and put in on the floor for everybody to walk all over.

TEXAS POLL By University of Houston GOV

(R) Greg Abbott 53% (+13)

(D) Beto O’Rourke 40%

LT GOV (R) Dan Patrick 51% (+15)

(D) Mike Collier 36% AG

(R) Ken Paxton 49% (+12)

(D) Rochelle Garza 37%

Libs Losing Their Minds Over Underwear and Hammer Joke

A bunch of libs have lost their minds over a Donald Trump Jr. joke today…

Here is a sample of what some clowns on Yahoo! thought of that harmless joke:

The right and republicans in general are creating a political/social atmosphere where empathy is a thing of the past.

The trump family is proof positive that no matter how much money you have — or say you have, in their case — you simply can’t buy class.

This is where we are as a country. Can you believe it? There is no more decency, compassion or respect for other human beings. The MAGA republicans keep sinking. Every day they hit a new low. Vote your conscience because the republicans don’t have one anymore.

It is amazing how the Republicans constantly play the “violence” card while the threats and acts of violence are, at least in the political arena, almost entirely coming from the extreme right of the GOP.

Such unbelievable hypocrites and pussies, it makes me ill.

It’ll be even funnier if we find out this guy was NOT some “far-right MAGA” guy but instead just a lefty homo that Pelosi actually invited over and was hooking up with, only to end in a lover’s quarrel.

The left is truly insane. They do the most despicable shit imaginable and then cry like babies and try to take the moral high ground when they get hit right back in the face. I guess they forgot this:

Fugly D-list scum.

The only way to beat these scum is when they punch you, you punch them back twice as hard. They pull a knife? You pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital? You send one of theirs to the morgue. That was how Trump operated and it’s why they despised him. They much preferred pussies like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, George Bush and John McCain. Pussies who were afraid of the media calling them a mean name instead of growing some balls.

Rand Paul was attacked by BLM and Antifa goons and the left thought it was hilarious. They also found it funny when Rand was attacked by his neighbor.

Second most-punchable face in the world, after David Schwimmer

So I find it doubly hilarious when Paul Pelosi (who is a giant scumbag anyways) gets attacked by a homo rent boy. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Potato Headed Dunce Proven Wrong For 12th Time In a Row – Tries To Hide Her Extreme Liberal Past. Moving To Lampasas?!?

I’m starting to understand why Austin/Lampasas liberal stooge Stephanie Fitzharris keeps starting new Facebook pages: so she can erase all evidence of her prior wrong calls, Covid Cult authoritarianism, and rabid Marxism/liberalism.

Reinventing wheel = I’m erasing evidence of past support of Biden, Covid Cult and Marxist lib policies which are destroying the country….so I can’t be blamed later.

She was wrong about Covid death rates, wrong about HCQ, wrong about masks working, wrong about lockdowns, wrong about keeping kids out of school, wrong about social distancing, wrong about Biden being a good president, wrong about the Ghost of Kiev, wrong about Stacy Abrams, wrong about raising her communist son Julian Jordan of Oregon, and wrong about the “vaccine”.

Yes….such a TREASURE he turned out to be!

Her latest absolutely wrong call? That the Georgia voter ID laws (which required IDs and other safeguards in order to vote) were somehow “restrictive” and “repressive”. She cheered when the MLB idiots moved the All-Star game out of Georgia. Hilariously, the Braves went ahead and won the World Series last year, while her beloved Dodgers (she once lived in CA – shocker!) got crushed…..

But guess what? Potato Head was completely wrong AGAIN! I know…crazy, right?

Georgia early voting continues to shatter records

Don’t worry – Comrade Clayton, Bruce Haywood and all the other libs who screamed bloody murder about voter ID requirements were wrong too.

Oops.

Well, good thing you started a new Facebook page recently so it was all erased and you can pretend it never happened. Just like your insanity during Covid…

Wearing a mask is actually very fucking stupid and useless. It’s science.

If Austin is so AWESOME, why’d you sell your house? Why are you slumming around in Lampasas?? Do us all a favor and just head back to California or Oregon with the other lib scum. Every lib scumbag who moves from Austin to Lampasas is one too many, in my book. City council ought to ban liberals like they ban burning leaves when it’s too dry outside.

Say that reminds me…watch out for this Potato Headed moron here in town. I think she may be trying to move here and blend in pretending to NOT be a Marxist, Biden-loving, Covid Cult asswipe. Of course, I know better and I have the receipts to prove it.

[She was spotted at Lampasas Beer Market way back in the corner last Saturday evening. Funny thing was, the World Series was on with Houston playing, and this self-proclaimed “baseball fanatic” (who blabbered and babbled about the All-Star game being moved because of ‘racism’) never even glanced at the screen once. ‘Baseball fanatic’ was just another personality to put on or take off like her XXL underwear.]

She seems even MORE mentally unstable lately as she thinks her MOM’S (Local loon Janet ‘Crazier’ Crozier) house is actually HERS! Maybe after she sold her Austin mansion, she moved in with mom. Nothing would surprise me. But she has been spotted trying to ingratiate herself online to local music legend Bobby Starr and also comments on the pages of councilman Herb Pearce and his family. So there is no telling what’s she’s up to….

“Soon, soon” what? We have to see your potato head in the streets on Lampasas? God help us.

In case you are not clear on this exchange, Potato Head somehow had access to her mom’s doorbell cam – which is weird enough. Then a chick named Suzie Adams asks “is that the house YOU got?” (Potato Head was in the process of selling her Austin house at the time).

Then this insane potato headed woman replies “Yes”!

As bad luck would have it, our local gardener Janet “Crazier” Crozier (Potato Head’s mom) happened to see this on-line exchange the very next day and jumped in and corrected her, saying “NO…that is OUR house”. Lampasas property rolls prove Janet right – the house belongs to “CROZIER JANET D & MILVERN J” – as you can see HERE.

So Fitzharris either has Biden-like dementia and doesn’t realize what house she actually owns OR she straight up LIES right to the face of a good friend. Take your pick.

I have always picked “she’s a loon”, myself.

I guess that’s what happens when you change your personality every 6 months or so. Maybe I should call her Sybil instead.