Comrade Clayton: Totally Wrong AND a Hypocrite All At The Same Time.

Poor Comrade Clayton. Always WAY behind on current events. That’s because he lives in an echo chamber of retards which is situated inside his mother’s womb – where he currently lives. He’s never exposed to any kind of reality like property taxes or home insurance. He doesn’t know the cost of anything with the exception of new butt plugs.

He’s all excited that Joe Biden is commanding (like a tyrant, since he bypasses Congress on all this crap) that $1.7 BILLION be spent forcing EV vehicles down everyone’s throat….

Of course, for some reason the headline just today says the OPPOSITE of this….

Nobody wants EVs. They are shit. Ford realized this (after wasting untold BILLIONS on their EV trucks) and is now using THEIR money to cater to the free market.

Ford Lost $130,000 on Every EV It Sold in the First Quarter

Ford said “screw all this electric garbage – we are dying on this. Let’s use this shitty EV plant to build big old diesel-powered trucks!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it!! Thank you God, for another awesome headline. It’s almost like God almighty himself wants us to use beautiful fossil fuels to make our lives amazing!

The funniest part of all of this shit? Comrade Clayton himself DRIVES A GAS-POWERED TRUCK!!! BAHAHAHAHA. If EVs are so fucking great and you’re so happy Biden is wasting billions on them,why don’t you own one, you complete mook?!

Jesus what a douchebag.

He has lots of other stupid ideas about green energy too! Just look at this one!

Reminder: there are ZERO solar panels on the roof of Clayton’s mom’s house

He thinks it’s “win-win” because he forgets about the COST of these structures – which are about FIVE TIMES HIGHER than normal solar installations. Ever seen the cost of steel? Concrete foundations?It’s about $5-$6/watt for a carpark system. It’s $1-$2/watt for utility ground mount.

Comrade Clayton is literally INCAPABLE of accounting for the COST side of any equation because for 33.5 years, mommy and daddy have been paying for everything! That’s why he’s mathematically wrong about wind, solar, EVs and all his other ass-backwards beliefs.

If this was such a lay-up money maker, a lot of guys WAY smarter than Comrade Clayton would be throwing these things up left and right. But they aren’t – even WITH the generous 30% subsidies. Comrade Clayton never stops to wonder why that is. That’s because he automatically assumes he’s a genius and everyone else is too stupid to bend over and pick up all the $100 bills supposedly laying around on the ground.

I’m not sure why a guy who has never found gainful employment and lives with his mom thinks he’s smarter than the rest of the world, but there you have it.

LEDC’s New Prospective Tenant (Amermin) Already Sounding Like Slippery Weasels To Me. No Offense, Guys.

The LEDC sure does know how to pick em!

The last time I got vibes like this, it was from Eco-Strong. Which turned out to be a giant scam that collapsed suddenly when Mike Cour informed the City he would need to be handed $1.8 million dollars to do us the courtesy of starting a business here.

Amermin (horrible name!!) is sounding EXACTLY like Mike Cour did in the beginning: evasive and caught in a lie immediately.

There was an article posted online recently by Marissa Heffernan of E-Scrap News. In it, she informed us that Amermin (terrible name!) currently has “a main processing facility in Lampasas, Texas.”

I had never heard of this company and I’ve lived here 12 years. I also Googled “Amermin” and came up with NOTHING in Lampasas. So the next logical thing to do was email Heffernan and ask her where she got this information.

Heffernan was apparently too chickenshit to answer me (first red flag!) and instead ratted me out to Lauren Brown – who works for a third-party public relations firm! Very weird (second red flag).

Here is the email from Lauren:

Hi there,

Marissa Heffernan shared your email with me and I wanted to reach out. As you’re aware, Michael Gostkowski with AMERMIN will be presenting at the LEDC meeting this evening. He would be happy to answer any questions and meet you in person!

If you’re unable to attend, I can connect you and help set up a time for you to chat.

Thank you!

Lauren

Notice she STILL doesn’t answer the question I asked Marissa: where is this processing plant in Lampasas?? What is the address? So, I responded thusly:

So there IS no plant in Lampasas?  The article was incorrect?  

Lauren responded yet again:

Will you be at the event tonight? If not, please share your phone number.  

Yes, there is a facility at 20300 Ranch to Market Rd 963.

Ah! An address. Now we are getting somewhere. Of course, this address is not in Lampasas – it is in Bertram. Weird that the company, the public relations firm and the chick who wrote the article ALL got that wrong. They also don’t seem to be interested in correcting it. Third red flag!

So I just happened to be in the area on my way home from Georgetown yesterday and I checked the Amermin (awful name!!) ‘processing facility’…

As you can see, it’s essentially a junkyard. Bags of shit piled everywhere and a ton of rusty old drill bits. If the LEDC thinks something like this is going to “create lots of high-paying jobs,” they will be sorely disappointed. I don’t care how many shit sandwiches Gostosky fed to Talbert last night – this sounds like more pie-in-the-sky nonsense a la Mike Cour, Martin’s Rod and the rest of the pipe dreamers.

It’s located about 10 miles south of the Lampasas county line and 12 miles south of the “business park” itself. Now, why would they need a NEW junkyard so close to the OLD junkyard? Besides all the free shit Talbert will hand them, I mean.

Looking forward to seeing the minutes of last night’s LEDC meeting in about a month. Until then….

More Proof God Loves Me and Wants Me Happy.

He has delivered unto me many blessing yet again. As I was digging into this outstanding plate of oysters Rockefeller yesterday…

I was treated to many boner-inducing headlines….

How does Biden have Covid? He was vaccinated and boosted many, many times! The TV said so!

Schmuck Schumer and Adam Schitt are the latest rats to jump ship. Adam Schitt is the hand puppet of Pelosi and has close ties to the intelligence community. Schmuck Schumer is the Senate leader. When they are calling for Biden’s head, it’s his head they will eventually have. I’m just shocked it’s taking this long. They are making things WAY worse by dithering.

As Tony Soprano once said: “more is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.”

You know who Biden is right now? He’s that youngest red-headed douchebag kid from The Murtaugh Murders who was totally wasted and refused to give up the keys to his boat. He’s all fucked up and mumbling and everyone is like “Dude! Don’t drive the boat! You’re all fucked up in the head and soused in booze!” but of course they get on the boat with him anyways – kind of like AOC yammering about how “I’m with Joe!” as he careens towards certain disaster!

But Biden just rants and yells and can’t see reality. Just like Paul Murtaugh.

You know what happened next? BidenMurtaugh crashed the boat into the bridge and killed the pretty young girl. That pretty young girl is their election chances.

Furthermore, Biden is SO CLEARLY fucked up right now that if/when they finally force him out of the race there needs to be questions about resigning altogether. He clearly is NOT in charge of anything right now. The TRUE cowards are the cabinet members who refuse to use the 25th Amendment on Biden. They are the real pieces of shit, along with fake doctor Jill Biden, of course.

Serial Goat Killer Clayton Tucker Loses New Goats After Only a Week. Immediately Blames “Goat Thieves.”

From coyotes to VultureBuzzards (TM) to parasites, local fake rancher and serial goat killer Clayton Tucker is always finding new and inventive ways to end the lives of his poor goats.

Yesterday he went for straight-up negligence and was maybe also trying for “hit by a car.”

Of course, he would never ADMIT to straight-up negligence, so he blamed the well-known nefarious KIDnapping (get it??) cartels that everyone knows operate in our area….

Dummy socialist loses goats after only 10 days.

[Yes – the clown who demands that healthcare be “free” and college be “free” has the temerity to call them HIS goats. Perhaps there was a fellow socialist in the area and he wanted a “free” goat! Who are you to deny him that?? To each according to his need, right? Of course, Clayton Tucker the socialist does not like having HIS property taken. How ironic!]

Yes, by all means – let’s get the police involved. The same police that radical lefties like Clayton Tucker were screaming to defund just four short years ago! I’m sure they have nothing better to do than deal with your dwarf goats.

The dwarf goats are a new part of his “ranching” operation. His business model is:

#1 – take pictures with cute baby goats (or new dwarf goats)

#2 – Post on Facebook

#3 – let quasi-retarded lonely old liberal cat ladies comment on how cute they are with heart emojis and rainbows.

Unfortunately, there is no “collect money and profit” step to his model, which is why he still lives with mom.

Anyways, the goats were found running around loose by none other than our intrepid City IT person – Acevedo! I guess nobody stole them after all! Tucker was just engaging in the favorite pastime of Lampassholes everywhere by losing his pet and then asking Facebook if anyone has seen them.

Why did Comrade Clayton even have these goats in town anyways? Does he shuttle them between grandma’s ranch and mom’s house where he splits his time? Does he “chestfeed” them every few hours like Pete Buttigieg?

I love how Acevedo casually throws in that they were “skin and bones” and “crying constantly.” Zing! That’s a roundabout way of saying “are you abusing these poor goats, you moron?!?”

I wonder how long the panicked dummy socialist ran around his mom’s house and the library next door looking for these poor goats before he decided that they MUST have been stolen. LOL. No WAY this was his fault. He’s a “fifth-generation” rancher, don’t ya know??

Will somebody PLEASE stage an intervention with serial goat killer Clayton Tucker?? He reminds me of these women in dirt-poor, impoverished African countries who keep having babies only to watch them die of starvation at 9 months old. Then they do it over and over again – with the same result.

As one of my favorite comedians said about those African women:

“How much of a sociopath do you need to be? That is the slow ritual torture-murder of children goats, one after another! At what point does cause-and-effect not kick in? How many bulb-headed skeletons have to go stiff in your arms?! … ‘what? this one’s not working… oh, well let’s try again’, one after another. At what point do you not go ‘I think this is bad’? … How many kids are you going to fuckin’ kill, lady Clayton? … If you impregnate someone under those conditions, they should abort the parents! That’s sick!”

Dear God: Can You Please Maybe Space Out All These Awesome News Stories a Little Bit? My Cup Truly Runneth Over Lately. It’s Almost Too Much.

I feel like I’m at a fancy seafood buffet with all my favorite shit piled high: oysters, salmon sashimi, lobster, clam chowder, mussels, steamer clams. Then over there on the dessert table, it’s crème brûlée, hot fudge sundaes and Reese’s Ice Cream Cake from HEB.

It’s like the Cousins Lobster Truck pulled up to my house and they said “eat everything you can for free – we leave in two hours.”

It’s just simply too much. I am overwhelmed. I need to start making a list before I forget all this wonderful, wonderful news. I want to be able to savor each morsel for a while before the next one arrives. The last few weeks have been almost too much. Today was a prime example:

That corrupt scumbag Bob Menendez was FINALLY nailed to the wall for taking payoffs as a senator….

Bob has been a piece of shit FOREVER. His conviction in Washington is monumental. He was one of the untouchables. Despite long being viewed as corrupt, Menendez wielded power with abandon for his own benefit. Menendez tried to convince the jury that this was a “Cuban thing.” They clearly viewed it as a “corruption thing.” He now likely faces expulsion in the Senate. The Senate is mostly corrupt too, but they view THIS type of corruption as very prehistoric and crass. Gold bars and cash stuffed in a closet? How very 1960s. Bye bye Bob.

Fat Hollywood douchebag Jack Black got in serious hot water and had to cancel his tour. Hopefully that costs him a small fortune….

Weeks after musician and actor Jack Black appeared at Joe Biden’s Hollywood fundraiser to tell people “democracy is at stake,” he’s canceled the rest of his Australian tour after bandmate Kyle Gass said on Sunday that his birthday wish would be “don’t miss Trump next time.

Australians were outraged at Gass’s comment – with senator Ralph Babet demanding that the pair be deported.

“I call on the prime minister Anthony Albanese to join me in denouncing Tenacious D, Jack Black and band member Kyle Gass, and I call on the immigration minister Andrew Giles to revoke their visas and deport them immediately,” Babet said on Tuesday. “Anything less than a deportation is an endorsement of the shooting and the attempted assassination of Donald J Trump,” he continued, adding that allowing the band to remain in Australia was “unthinkable.”

It’s almost like everyone found their balls all of sudden after Trump pulled the ultimate Alpha move last Saturday. Australians have been the biggest totalitarian pussies of all with Covid, fake vaccines mandates, free speech, etc. Now here they are calling to deport this idiot? That’s like a 180 degree turn for them. It’s awesome.

Shall I go on? Ok. Here is my favorite from today:

All of Nantucket’s south shore beaches have been CLOSED by the town due to debris washing up from Vineyard Wind’s broken turbine. The water is closed to swimming due to large floating debris and sharp fiberglass shards.

SO good for the environment!

I’ve talked about Vineyard Wind before. It is a GIANT boondoggle that will go WAY over budget and cost a fortune to maintain, as I stated back in January:

Another Wind Boondoggle Behind Schedule In Taxachussetts.

Only complete dummies like Comrade Clayton and libskank Carol Garner Doughty think this offshore wind shit is a good idea. Taxachussetts ALREADY pays almost TRIPLE what Texas does for electricity. With nonstop failures like this, the cost will go much higher. Only ONE turbine out of 62 is currently operational. That’s only 5 MW out of 800MW planned.

Here is what libskank Carol wrote a year ago!

Biden sure spends money on smart stuff! Like the $320 million Gaza pier that they built and then took apart a month later after it kept breaking free. Aren’t liberals so SMART???

Massive offshore wind project that was to be operational in 2023 gets a single turbine running.

It is a LOT of good fortune dumped on me all at once, Dear Lord. But thank you for ALL of this news. Thank you for the Biden debate disaster, the Supreme Court ruling on the Chevron deference case and the Trump immunity case. Thank you for the dumb kid with the rifle missing Trump by 1/4 inch and him showing the world how bad-ass he is.

Thank you also for the daily Biden glitches, freezes and fuckups for us to laugh and laugh over all day. Thank you for tossing that classified documents case and destroying that black asshole Jack Smith in the process.

Thank you for watching over Quan Wong and keeping him free from jail, so the Mercers could look monumentally stupid. Thank you, Lord.

Thank you for the complete disarray and the humor of watching the Hollywood Elites battle against the socialist scumbags like AOC to decide if they throw Biden overboard or not. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you also, God, for giving us J.D. Vance. I was unsure about that pick as I’m a Ramaswamy man all the way and Vance was a never Trumper. I wasn’t sure he could be trusted. But in Your Great Wisdom, you knew that Vance would make all the libshits apoplectic and apeshit with rage – and that is good enough for me.

Oh, and lastly, thank you for gold hitting new all-time highs yet again and showering us sound-money advocates and Austrian economists with much bounty. If you could see about dragging silver along for the ride too, that would be great. It has been lagging a tiny bit. But if not, that’s ok too. You have delivered so much to me already this year. I am truly grateful.

Amen.

FBI Completely Stymied By 20-Year-Old Loser’s Cell Phone.

There’s a $2 billion NSA data center in Utah that spies on all of our phones except for one owned by some 20-year-old would-be assassin who looks strangely like Liz Warren.

Here’s the official story so far: a random 20 year old acting completely alone walked within 150 yards of a presidential campaign rally with a rifle, climbed onto a rooftop in full view of Secret Service snipers, set up his shot and fired without anyone intervening and with no help from anyone.

This 20 year old is also so politically radical as to attempt an assassination and yet not radical enough to have ever posted any political writings or commentary on any social media site ever in his life.

He also wrote no manifesto and left behind no indication about why he did it. His last and only political act, before attempting to kill the Republican candidate, was to register as a Republican.

You must believe this and ask no questions about it or else you are a conspiracy theorist. And one thing we know about assassination attempts is that there’s never any conspiring involved.

Oh, he also tried to join his school’s rifle club but his aim was SO BAD he hit one side wall instead of the one with the target…so yeah definitely the person to attempt a hitjob.

Spoiled Socialist Loser Who Lives With Mom Tries To Disparage Man Who Grew Up Poverty-Stricken But Was Still Wildly Successful.

I am going to greatly enjoy watching a gigantic fucking loser like Comrade Clayton Tucker try and bash J.D. Vance – who is 10x the man Comrade Clayton is. It is hilarious to me. It means I get to point out the huge differences and laugh as Comrade Clayton marinades in envy juice for the next four months until Trump and Vance are elected to run this country.

Comrade Clayton claims to speak for “working people” – BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Background and upbringing:

J.D. Vance was born into abject poverty. His parents were complete fuckups and his grandparents weren’t much better. His parents divorced when he was a toddler and his mother was a drug addict. His grandparents were alcoholics. His family had a history of poverty and low-paying, physical jobs.

Comrade Clayton was born into a very comfortable, upper-middle-class existence. Mom had a cushy government job with the Railroad Commission and dad had a solid job in the aerospace industry. Mommy’s parents had a chunk of land where Comrade Clayton could go frolic with the goats and pretend to be a rancher. Mom and Dad paid approximately $80,000 for Comrade Clayton to attend Southwestern University and obtain a useless degree in “International Relations.” Comrade Clayton is an only child, and thus doted on like a complete pussy.

J.D. Vance enlisted in the Marine Corps after high school.

Comrade Clayton traveled around Asia on someone else’s dime and pretended to be a photographer while prancing around with elephants (and probably ladyboys, too!)

J.D. Vance then somehow got into YALE law school – despite having ZERO connections (remember, he was born into a poor, hillbilly family). Upon graduation, he worked for Sidley Austin and then moved to San Francisco to work in the tech industry. At age 32, Harper published Vance’s book, Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis. It was on The New York Times Best Seller list in 2016 and 2017. It was a finalist for the 2017 Dayton Literary Peace Prize and winner of the 2017 Audie Award for NonfictionThe New York Times called it “one of the six best books to help understand Trump’s win“.  The Washington Post called him the “voice of the Rust Belt

After Comrade Clayton was done prancing with elephants and (probably) ladyboys, he returned home broke and unemployed and became a “community organizer” for a Bernie Sanders communist splinter group called “Our Revolution Texas” (now defunct) – where he bummed around with other unemployed commie losers like Kristi Lara and Julie Oliver. He also pretended to be a cowboy complete with gay pronouns…

Oh, and he likely paid $6,000 of grandpa’s inheritance to “publish” a forgettable and trite ‘book’ on Amazon which has probably ‘sold’ a dozen copies to family members and those taking pity on poor, rudderless Comrade Clayton.

J.D. Vance won a senate seat at age 38 on his very first try and just became a vice-presidential candidate at age 39. He also grows a wicked beard. Reportedly, all of his staff are dudes about six feet tall who smoke cigarettes like chimneys. He has a wife and three kids.

Comrade Clayton is age 33 1/2 and still living with mom. He got his ass kicked in multiple political campaigns already – being drubbed by Dawn Buckingham and then dismantled by Zac Morris. Now, he is pretending to be a rancher on grandpa’s property. Unfortunately it isn’t going very well – Comrade Clayton has a penchant for killing many of his goats due to his lack of knowledge about ‘ranching.’ Luckily, mom is there to buy him new ones.

He is only capable of growing a sparse, mangy nanny-goat shit patch on his chin…and likely the only thing he smokes is Robert O’Rourke’s penis, on occasion. No wife, no kids, no girlfriend and no prospects.

Sad.

Final verdict?

J.T. Vance: Giga Chad

Comrade Clayton: Giga Choad

But yes, Comrade Clayton – by all means go out there and try to disparage J.D. Vance as some kind of idiot who doesn’t understand the “working man.” I’m sure that will work out well for you.

Uh Oh – Bruce Haywood DEFINITELY Going To Have Myocardial Infarction Over THIS Gem.

Would you look at that! The entire bullshit “classified documents” case against Trump has been dismissed!

As you recall, Bruce Haywood was CONVINCED two years ago that this would put Trump in jail. Bruce had delusions about Trump going to jail for “selling secrets to Putin.” It’s getting very sad to watch. Somebody needs to get Bruce some help for his mental illnesses.

Despite all this sad news, apparently Bruce (and Gennifer Cook-Glass) is still eating like a hippo with a tapeworm. The Crappy Panda actually had to get rid of their buffet recently! Likely because Bruce is such a huge fan.

There is no way you can give people like Bruce Haywood, Stephanie Fitzharris and Gennifer Cook-Glass “all you can eat” and expect to survive financially.

Poor Bruce. Wrong YET AGAIN. Not only will there be no bullshit classified docs case, but his hero Joe Biden is fucking up daily now AND Trump is going to be president for the next four years.

Senile moron walking into a buzz saw in November

Trump has literally broken their spirit over his knee. Between the debate, the case dismissals, the surviving of the assassination attempt with a bloodied fist pump – it just hasn’t been a very good two weeks for the libshits. What a terrible shame.

Did I Just Accidentally Uncover ANOTHER Eco-Turd In The LEDC Packets?

Well, this sure looks familiar. ANOTHER supposed “recycling” company that claims they ALREADY have a processing plant here!

Processor Takes Everything From E-scrap to Aerospace

The article is about “Amermin,” which might be the worst name for a company I have ever heard. Who knows how much of this article is actually true and how much is bullshit. Because one thing is sure – they do NOT have a “main processing facility” in Lampasas, Texas.

So if they are lying about THAT, what else are they lying about? This REALLY reminds me of the exact same way Eco-Strong unraveled back in 2020.

We see that in the packets for the LEDC meeting this Wednesday, the LEDC his scheduled a presentation by Michael Gostomsky of Amermin.

Here is Michael Gostomsky. He’s been in his current role with Amermin for all of about 5 weeks.

My immediate gut reaction is that this is another bullshit, small-time operation with a con man or two involved who are already talking about BIG plans when they have absolutely nothing really going on yet. They SURE as hell don’t have a “main processing facility” here in Lampasas yet. Sounds like a bullshit press release to try and raise funds.

So what’s the plan, LEDC? Bring in a “recycling processor” who promises dozens of jobs 5 years from now, but for now we need a big open space to dump our junk waiting to be “processed”? Oh, and we’ll pay the sorters a whopping $15/hr, which is pretty much what everyone else pays now – so you are basically violating the LEDC Prime Directive of “high-paying” jobs already.

Then again, the LEDC is extremely desperate to get ANYONE in there and Misti Talbert has all the negotiating skills of a quasi-retarded border collie.

Should be interesting.

Character Revealed.

Ever been in combat? Ever been shot at? I haven’t. Neither, until yesterday, had President Trump.

But one thing that combat veterans say, over and over, is that combat reveals character. The experience of being under fire exposes who you are in fundamental ways. You don’t really know what that answer will be until the moment is upon you.

Well, we just had President Trump’s character revealed. Turns out he’s the kind of man who comes under fire, takes a hit, feels the blood. and stands back up… with his fist raised. That’s who he is. That’s who he always was – and now we know it.

And last night, after surviving an assassination attempt, President Trump didn’t hurriedly rush off the stage. Even after he was surrounded by multiple Secret Service agents, and it became evident that his life was in danger, he chose to stand on the stage and raise a fist in the air to show the world that the engine that drives him to push forward still hadn’t shut down.

He’s been mocked, impeached, indicted, tried, convicted, and shot–all of this in his 70s. Yet, he rises to keep fighting.