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Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Cries About ‘Greedy Corporations’ – Misses Out On At LEAST $102,000 Due To His Own Stupidity And Laziness.

Comrade Clayton is MAD at those “greedy corporations”!

Talk about missing the boat. Wow.

That line at S&P 1310 represents the year Comrade Clayton graduated college (May 2012). Today it’s at around 5350 – more than FOUR TIMES higher.

Comrade Clayton Tucker COULD have gone out and gotten a real job in 2012 after he graduated with a useless $80,000 “International Relations” degree. He COULD have NOT gone prancing around Asia on mommy and daddy’s dime. He COULD have put aside a little money every month and invested it in those “greedy corporations” he hates so much…

[That $6,000 represents the initial seed money he likely wasted on “publishing” his book back when grandpa passed away and left him a chunk of change!]

He COULD have started building real skills and working his way up the ladder and would NOW be about 12 years into a lucrative career.

But instead, he did shit like this – which pays nothing and accomplished nothing either….

He cries about “greedy corporations” even as he wears Apple Air Pods that cost $250. Ironically, he is supposedly the FOUNDER and MANAGER of RX Ranch – which is a corporation ostensibly involved in selling beef (LOL) to the masses. In other word, he HIMSELF is head of a corporation that is selling a product that is rapidly-increasing in price.

Why did the “greed” only start in 2020, you dumb shit?
Dummy hands $250 to Tim Cook instead of investing in Apple stock. Super bad move, retard.

Ouch. Bad play. You can NEVER get the last 12 years back. You fucked up. Badly.

If only he had just set aside a measly $200 a month and blindly invested it in an S&P tracking fund this entire time, he would have well over $100,000 and could MAYBE move out of his mom’s house, get a chick, get laid and maybe stop being a miserable, envious commie loser.

Now he’s totally screwed until mom and dad die and hand him their assets – so he’s a full-blown commie who wants to take YOUR stuff. Actually, it’s worse than that. He doesn’t have the balls to come over and take your stuff personally – so he’s voting for an idiot Marxist WOMAN for president so she can steal it for him. What an embarrassment to his entire family. I shit on you and all other Tuckers. You are a pox on humanity.

Economics 101. My 9-year-old understands this. Comrade Clayton does NOT.

Capitalism Has Brought So Much Prosperity, It’s Killing People From Fatness.

Even though socialist scumbags like Clayton Tucker like to crap all over the free market and think that complete idiots like Que Mala! Harris, Joe Biden and Mayor Pete Buttplug are geniuses who can run a command economy from D.C. – the evidence proves otherwise. Just look at this!

Now look at THIS:

Yes, that top photo is for real. Bruce Haywood is FATTER than the fattest man in the world was just 134 years ago. He would have been a circus freak and the fattest guy in the WORLD! As opposed to merely the dumbest guy in our town.

Bruce Haywood doesn’t even have to work to feed himself! He collects checks from the government (i.e. the rest of us) and yet he certainly appears to be well-fed despite doing absolutely nothing productive. Yet clowns like Bruce and Comrade Clayton want the government to take over every part of America life and kill the golden goose.

Nutsack Index – Brutal Outside

“The wind always blows!” says the microcephalic Comrade Clayton Tucker!

I’ve lost track of how many times the always-blowing wind was MIA this year. It’s been a lot. Imagine if we had to rely solely on intermittent shitty pinwheels and solar panels for 100% of our energy needs, like certain socialist morons demand we do.

If Que Mala! gets elected, expect a LOT more energy policy retardation, higher bills and rolling blackouts. Not to mention exploding deficits to subsidize all that garbage.

When I Was A Kid, Spock Told Us To Be Scared Of Global COOLING!

As the greetards try to re-write history about how the whole “global cooling” thing was just a few “fringe publications” (it wasn’t), here is Spock himself telling us we’re all about to freeze to death. I’m old enough to actually remember most of this nonsense…

But hey, he played a “science officer” in a cheesy 1960s sci-fi TV show. He is clearly the kind of expert Comrade Clayton would have listened to 50 years ago, had he been alive then.

Poor Germany. Still Floundering At The Olympics…And Everywhere Else.

Time to check in on the medal race. Let’s see how Tina Seefeldt’s Vaterland is doing…

When we last checked in three days ago, the U.S. was at 3 golds and 20 total medals. We’ve added 6 golds and 17 medals total!

Oh dear. Germany STILL stuck at two golds – right alongside countries like…Azerbaijan? LOL. I have no idea where that is. I’ll guess some eastern European shit hole where they all wear velour track suits, fake gold chains and reek of cologne.

It’s too bad there is no event in “gassing Jews” or “goose-stepping” – Germany would be bringing home the golds left and right!

Buy hey, at least Pringles are cheaper, right? Moron.

STILL can’t write a coherent sentence in English after 26 years!

The master German plan of destroying their energy sector while simultaneously importing a million African deadbeats is also bearing fruit:

Eurozone continues to grow, while German GDP falls to -0.1%

Europe’s growth lags US again, as Germany remains the eurozone’s economic problem child

Poor little Germany. Just can’t get their shit together!

Lampasshole Turns Six Years Old Today.

August 2nd, 2018.

A date burned into the memory of many an incompetent City boob. That’s the day I started this blog due to my outrage over the City spending almost $100,000 on an AV system from Azbell Electronics AFTER they had already agreed to a $34,000 system from Broadcast Works!

That decision is still a mystery to this day! Finley made up quite a few stories to explain it, but none of them ever made any sense. Especially his “Buy Board” bullshit.

But when Finley departs in October, this blog will have outlasted him. Which is a point of pride with me.

I still remember fondly the utter chaos and confusion I caused by actually DARING to ask questions of multiple incompetent City employees who weren’t used to being questioned at all. I remember watching them try to scrub incriminating Facebook posts made during working hours. So much fun!!

Over 200,000 views, over 78,000 visits, over 154 pages of shit posting and commie bashing. Probably a thousand posts. Thank you all who make it a point to check in here during your morning coffee. I appreciate it. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of you in real life – all good, solid American patriots!

So many memories:

Azbell Electronics, Old City Hall, the pavilion by Hanna Springs pool, the City Hall elevator disaster, Clayton Tucker, Life Safety Grants, Wool & Vine, Potato Head Fitzharris, the Hostess House, the $50,000 Community Garden, the Business Pork, Corvive (LOL!!), Eco-Strong turd, Mike Cour, and many more.

I was hoping to have a new banner ready for the occasion, but my nephew (who promised me it would be done “after my finals!”) is still dragging his 21-year-old ass. Hopefully very soon now.

Here’s to six more years of exposing morons and commies.

I’m Now 93% Certain That Mercer Vandalized Himself.

So now some New York libtard posted the “vandalism” on Rubberneckin News, too. Just to make SURE you all get the point!

We have to make sure to get plenty of eyeballs! That translates into plenty of pity! But when our very own local dummy Crazy Cane Lady Melissa Johnson asked a few uncharacteristically logical questions….

…Mercer clams up! Oh, it’s “all handled”? What does that mean? Did you file a police report for the vandalism incident that was SO atrocious you had to post it all over two social media sites?? You didn’t? Why, that is very odd! And you can’t even bother to say what was damaged!

So either this was an EXTREMELY minor “vandalism” molehill that Mercer blew up into a mountain in true gay drama queen style (i.e. a pigeon shit on his sign or someone threw a water balloon at it and he had to bend over and pick up the rubber) OR he went out and vandalized himself for pity. Those are the ONLY reasons NOT to file a police report.

Either way, he’s a complete retard. Fuck that guy and the panda he rode in on.

Massholes Getting a Taste Of Illegal Invaders. Will Cost Them Over $1 BILLION Per Year. Perhaps a Few Africans Can Stay With Carol Garner Doughty!

Nothing I love more than smug douchebag Massholes choking on their own medicine.

Gov. Maura Healey’s administration expects to spend more money than originally anticipated over the next fiscal year on the emergency shelter system housing migrants and local families, according to revised estimates released this month.

Shelter-related costs are now projected to top $1 billion in fiscal year 2025 if caseloads remain the same, an increase from the $915 million state budget writers first said they expected to spend and a sign that officials do not forecast a slowdown in demand.

The numbers were included in a Monday report released only hours after Healey signed into law a state budget that includes $325 million for the shelter system and relies on $175 million in one-time dollars from the pandemic to pay down costs.

[Oh – you mean FEDERAL dollars? I always hear the Massholes telling me it’s the RED STATES that suck down all the ‘welfare dollars’ – amazing!]

Spending is not expected to slow down after fiscal 2025 and top Democrats on Beacon Hill have previously acknowledged a likely need to allocate more taxpayer dollars to the shelter network.

In a presentation this month, officials with the Healey administration said Massachusetts taxpayers will most likely need to shell out more than $1 billion in fiscal years 2026 and 2027 if the number of people seeking state-funded shelter services does not subside.

[Wait! Socialist scumbag Comrade Clayton Tucker and Dummykraut Tina Seefeldt told me that the invaders are here to WORK and are a net BENEFIT to society as they pay taxes! You mean that’s all bullshit?? No way!]

Sen. Ryan Fattman, a Sutton Republican who sits on the commission, said Massachusetts lawmakers and the commission should consider making permanent changes to the shelter system to keep it viable for residents.

“We can’t be seen as a state where, whether you’re from South Dakota or South America or anywhere in between, you just get to come and we’re going to take care of you,” he told the Herald in an interview Tuesday.

“A society can’t work that way. There has to be rules of the road and we’ve had very few in this program, which has become an albatross financially.”

BAHAHAHAHA! Absolute retards. I love this shit. Thank you God!!

Hey, just ask newly-minted Masshole Carol Garner Doughty to pony up $30,000 or $50,000. Or maybe they can house a few fake asylum-seeking Africans in their new mansion in their new town that is 98.57% white people. Then take them to their new country club with the high walls and gates all around it.

They can’t say “no” to that, right? That would make them massive hypocrites!

Is Mercer Pulling a “Jussie Smollett” With Vandalism Claims In Order To Gain Sympathy??

Perhaps I’ll be called a dick for throwing this out there, but that has never stopped me before…

“Done so much” = taking $20,000 in tax dollars from City

…but this kind of stinks of a fakery to get sympathy. There, I said it. I can totally 100% see them “vandalizing” themselves to get a little pity.

Wasn’t there some talk about how Mercer’s book he wrote was highly, ahem, embellished?? Pretty sure there was. If he’d do that then he’s not above this as well, in my book.

Indeed – why WOULD someone pick a highly trafficked area like Key Avenue to perpetrate such a crime? Actually, while we’re at it: what is the crime? I’m not familiar with that sign they are standing in front of, but I don’t see any spray painting or anything. Is there usually water in that little depression area they are standing in? Did someone throw dogshit in there? Paint? Vomit? They don’t bother telling us.

I’m sure it’s all in the police report, which I’ll try to get hold of. OR birdies can chirp to me at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Even if it IS real…so what? There have been incidences of vandalism/theft all over the City for many years – just ask Finley DeGraffenreid about that. Or the Christmas on the Creek people. This Zach Sustaita guy didn’t seem too upset about any of THOSE incidents. Get over yourself, son.

**UPDATE** – I’m hearing no police report has been filed…that true? I can only think of ONE reason why they wouldn’t file a police report: because then the police would start looking at the many, many cameras all over that area and maybe…just maybe…see these guys vandalizing themselves.

REAL Rancher Barnard Beef To Supply Beef To Lampasas Schools. Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Still Has No Website Eight Months After Promising One.

Local socialist mouse jiggler Clayton Tucker is SUPER concerned that EVERYONE – especially kids – should have FREE healthy food provided to them just for existing. And by “free,” he means that someone else should pay for it…

Socialist ADMITS that inflation is UP and wages are stagnant under Bidenomics.

Now, this may seem odd to most people. After all, Comrade Clayton Tucker has claimed to be the founder of RX Ranch and also a fifth-generation cattle rancher!

So the man with a little common sense might ask “why doesn’t Comrade Clayton HIMSELF provide a bunch of free beef to these poor starving kids? After all – he is a fifth-generation rancher and was gifted property, cattle, fencing, sheds, a tractor and everything else from his mommy and daddy…SURELY he can give a little back to the community!”

Well, the problem is the only “product” he actually churns out are goat photos for old ladies and communist drivel on social media.

There isn’t any actual MEAT, per se.

But that didn’t stop him from promising a website to sell meat to the locals back on December 15th of 2023!

By my math, that is close to EIGHT MONTHS ago. Of course, there is no website and there never will be. What will he sell on there? Stupid stories and picture of goats? That’s what his failed Substack was for! THAT little project fell apart after only a couple posts and has sat dormant for FIVE months! Just another failure in the very long line of failures that brought him to where he is now: a filthy communist marinating in envy juices while living in Mom’s upstairs bedroom

Luckily, a REAL rancher named Blayr Barnard, the owner and operator of the cattle company, is happy to be part of the effort to provide better nutrition to local school children.

The poor starving children shouldn’t take it personally, though. It’s not just them. Comrade Clayton refuses to give his fake RX Ranch beef to ANYONE – despite his non-stop calls for people to get “free” food. He also stiffed the Lampasas Mission when he withheld his healthy RX Ranch products and instead handed them poisonous, shitty Froot-Loops filled with “glyophates”!

What a complete asshole.