Dear Illegal Scumbags…

Please be advised there are many rich, stupid shitlibs in Lenox Massachusetts who would literally welcome you with open arms. Please make your way to Lenox Massachusetts and start pistol whipping stupid old liberal twats who yammer nonstop about “diversity is strength.”

You can beat them and rape them and steal their Tesla and they will decline to call the police because they don’t want to be seen as “racist.” It will be like shooting wrinkled fish in a barrel. Tell all your friends.

Hopefully, the woman in Dallas was from California and was a Biden/Kamala voter. Then I won’t feel bad about it. In fact, I hope it happens a LOT more to Biden/Kamala voters all over the country.

They are DEFINITELY unarmed in Lenox Massachusetts and the husband will probably ask to sit in a chair in the corner and watch you do the raping. Then he will thank you.

“Just Give Them More Money” Says Socialist Ass Pimple Who Lets Mom Pay For Everything.

I love how the shitlibs are screaming and crying that the mean old Republicans just refuse to hand over more money to inept, incompetent and wasteful FEMA whenever they demand it!

America Last: After Spending $640 Million On Migrants And Billions Abroad, FEMA Suddenly ‘Broke’

Never mind they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on illegal invaders from third-world shit holes.

Also don’t mind that they spent $4.9 BILLION on Covid-19 crap just last month!!! Yes, $4.9 BILLION in money for a “pandemic” that ended years ago.

FEMA Spending on COVID-19 Dwarfs Hurricane Helene Response

Homeland Security figures show that Federal Emergency Management Agency set aside $4.9 billion on COVID-19 relief projects in September, dwarfing the $210 million spent so far on Hurricane Helene.

According to FEMA, the agency will spend an estimated $19.8 billion on COVID-19 in the 2024 fiscal year, which runs from October 2023 to September 2024, equating to a monthly average of just under $1.7 billion. The figure, representing just over 40 percent of FEMA’s total $47.6 billion obligations for 2024, is well above that spent on other disasters.

So the CORRECT response for these scumbags when they come begging for more money is “where the FUCK is the $30 BILLION dollars we allocate to you EVERY YEAR?? This hurricane season has been exceptionally quiet! Where did all the money go, you fucking retards??

But not if you are a parasite who lives with his mom at age 34 and doesn’t work a real job or pay any property taxes. If you are a parasite who thinks money grows on trees because that’s how your own life has looked with mom as your money tree, you start yammering about the mean old Republicans who refuse to open their checkbook.

Never mind we are already $36 trillion in debt. Never mind the deficit last year was $2.6 TRILLION during peacetime and a supposedly robust economy. Just give us MORE, MORE, MORE!!

Dumb bastard.

Elitist Libskank Carol Garner Doughty Descends From Ivory Tower with Message For Peasants

Libskank Carol is at it again! She has spoken from her 98% white, super rich gated community to inform you all of REALITY.

Yes that’s right: the twat whose daughter thinks she’s a man (and also TWO people) and whose ‘son’ is still hiding in school and unemployed in his 30s while looking for a DEI job is lecturing you on how the real world works. LOL!!!

She’s mad about all the “misinformation,” ya’ll.

The evil, elitist twat who spent the better part of two years calling Ivermectin “horse paste” and telling us all that the ‘vaccine’ was safe and effective is now mad about ‘misinformation.”

OK, bitch!

Of course, there are piles of information, videos, eyewitnesses in NC and links to FEMA spending that ALL corroborate the FACT that FEMA has blown BILLIONS on illegal invaders and “equity” bullshit and is now broke and unable to perform their primary function.

Twitter is LITTERED with posts and videos of people IN THE ZONE who are describing how FEMA was late getting there and fucking things up since arriving.

George W. Bush was ripped apart for showing up three days after Katrina hit. Joe Biden shows up seven days later and no one in the press even mentions it.

Special ops vets form ‘Redneck Air Force’ to ferry aid into NC mountains after feds come up short: ‘Who’s FEMA?’

Just look at all that “toxic masculinity” and “patriarchy” oppressing damsels in distress!

But hey, libskank Carol spent the last week with her Wallet in a fancy cottage on Cape Cod blathering about the ocean on social media. So CLEARLY, she MUST be 100% in the know about what is happening in N.C.

Also, remember that this demanding CUNT had an absolute BIRD when no Mexicans or black people arrived within 24 hours on her street in Texas to chainsaw a few trees that had fallen down back in 2021. But N.C. people who have been abandoned with no water, food or power for 10 days are just spreading misinformation and being impatient jerks.

She also wants you to know that Kamala Harris is SO SMART and SO STRONG and SO GOOD!!!

Here is an actual video of the “super smart and strong” Kumswalla Harris using a shovel….

I’ll summarize for you: she is 60 years old and DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HOLD A SHOVEL.

This proves she is a certified moron. It also proves she is incredibly lazy and arrogant because she couldn’t even do the 10 seconds of “work” and preparation to maybe make SURE she didn’t look like a complete asshole for her big photo op. She’s also too stupid to look over and see how her scumbag husband (the woman beater) is holding HIS shovel– proving she is incapable of learning a basic task by mimicry. Even a rhesus monkey can do that!!

Stupid, lazy, arrogant and entitled is NOT what I want in my president.

These people are the most elitist, out-of-touch, self-serving, sociopathic, lying sacks of shit to ever live. They would unplug your life support system to charge their cell phone. They hate you. Libskank Carol is too fucking stupid to see that because SHE also hates you…and America.

Tee hee hee! Another vacation far away from gross illegal Haitians and hurricane destruction! Tee hee! Kamabla ROCKS! Tee hee!

Wait a sec. A low-IQ communist pretending to be “working class” and using tools and videoing themselves doing it COMPLETELY WRONG? Where have I seen that before??

Oh yeah….

Comical Video Of Socialist Nitwit “Repairing” Tractor Good For Several Belly-Laughs

Socialist Idiot Who Is Not a Farmer and Doesn’t Know How To Repair Tractors (Or Use Wrench) Demands Farmers Get Right To Repair Tractors

Socialist Vermin And Self-Proclaimed “5th-Generation Rancher” Consults YouTube To Make Splint. Calls Blu-Kote “Blue Note”

Trump Sees Big Jump On Polymarket Betting Site. Now up 8.5 Points.

Pretty huge move for a market that has over half a BILLION wagered on it. Did something big just happen behind the scenes? Is the disastrous hurricane response finally waking people up? Did some billionaire just plunk down a massive bet that cleared the offer stack?

You’ll note that the move started in earnest right after the VP debate. That would be the VP debate where Waltz shit the bed. Who could have seen that coming? Oh yeah…

Tonight Will Make The 1992 Stockdale VP Debate Look Tame By Comparison. Will Hand Election To Trump.

Oh, and to all you clowns who actually believe the “race is close” between All Red and Cruz, Polymarket has it quite the opposite. All Red is still a +480 underdog. So if you REALLY believe that, you should be plunking down your life savings to make 400% on your money in 30 days.

Some hard facts that must be faced:


Kamala is a drunk
Walz’s IQ is sub-100
Doug is sexual abuser
Walz’s wife’s IQ is lower than his

Facts are stubborn things but they must be faced before healing comes.

Towel-Headed Fucks Foiled In Apparent Attempt To Shoot Up Burnet Church. Yes, Burnet – Right Up The Road.

No sooner had the ink dried on my latest rant about moron lefties like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood voting for more open borders did THIS nugget appear on a NATIONAL TWITTER FEED with over 3 million followers:

You know what else lefty morons like Clayton Tucker and Stephanie Fitzharris demand? They want to disarm Americans with retarded “assault rifle” bans and other unconstitutional nonsense.

I would love to see these towel-headed fucks end up over at the Fitzharris house or maybe Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives later tonight. Then I’d love to see them do some serious damage to those lefty clowns and maybe FINALLY wake the morons up to what is going on.

Remember, the chairman of the Lampasas Democrats Clayton Tucker has said repeatedly that “border walls are racist” and thinks every third-world scumbag should be able to waltz right into the country. He also wants to disarm you.

FEMA Blew $1 BILLION Over Last Two Years On Luxury Apartments, Flat Screen TVs, Free Utilities For Illegals. Many Lampasas Residents Plan On Voting For More Of That.

At what point is it fair to conclude that our government has been captured by something hostile to the Republic and its citizens? FEMA is literally claiming it doesn’t have the money to manage an emergency. Military helicopter crews are grounded. Civilians with helicopters are ordered not to intervene. Same vibe as Maui and East Palestine. Also, it turns out that our entire backup supply of transformers (60 of them) was sent to Ukraine in May. So we don’t have what we need to fix the grid in these places.

FEMA’s entanglement with the Biden-Harris administration’s disastrous open southern border policies by diverting storm relief funds ($1.4 billion, according to NYPost) for illegal and legal aliens may have undermined the federal agency’s ability to effectively manage emergencies, such as the Katrina-like disaster unfolding in the US Southeast. 

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas dropped the bombshell last week: FEMA “does not have the funds” to see Americans through the rest of this Atlantic hurricane season. The federal agency drained the funds by prioritizing taxpayer funds for illegal and legal aliens versus US citizens as the Biden-Harris globalist team rolled out the red carpet to anyone, even terrorists, via the open southern borders.

“Connect the dots, if you can,” Tim Murtaugh, an adviser to former President Trump’s campaign, wrote on X, adding, “DHS says FEMA might not have enough cash to help people through hurricane season. But in 2 years of a new Biden-Harris program, they’ve spent $1 BILLION on housing and other services for migrants.”

Shedding a whole hell of a lot of color on the situation, Savanah Hernandez, a reporter for Turning Point USA, wrote on X that she has uncovered some of the “first looks” inside fully furnished luxury apartments for migrants that received free rent and utilities for two years. 

Hernandez wrote in a note on The Post Millennial

The Brunswick Landing apartments in Maine sparked controversy earlier this year when it was discovered that homeless migrants in the area were getting the opportunity to live in the units rent-free for up to two years. Migrants living in the apartments shared that not only is the rent-free, the utilities are paid and we got an inside look at the furnished apartments that would run the average American about $2,300 dollars. –

This apartment is in the same county which received $6.1 mill in funding from the FEMA program that spent $1 billion on housing migrants,” Hernandez pointed out on X. 

She continued:

Biden-Harris administration has prioritized illegal and legal aliens over citizens. The botched relief response in the US Southeast exemplifies this great failure unfolding in a Katrina-like event.

Believe it or not, there are quite a few residents of Lampasas who are just fine with this and plan to vote for more of it in about four weeks. We were supposed to “love they neighbor” yesterday, but I say fuck that. I hate these neighbors. If I had my way, they would all be deported to Cuba. Turning the other cheek is what has gotten us into this mess. We have a government taken over by Marxists who are ACTIVELY WORKING to sow chaos and destroy America.

Here are some of your neighbors who plan on voting for more of this destruction and, therefore, don’t give two shits about our country:

Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris: originally from California. Moved to Austin in the 80s, was inducted into the Covid Cult a few years ago and actively supported Marxist organizations like Black Lives Matter and SPLC. Infested Lampasas a year or so ago. Has recently gone silent on social media trying to hide her past. She is a huge Biden/Harris fan. She wants you to suffer under this bullshit for at least another four years.

Comrade Clayton Tucker: has been a self-described socialist for his entire life. Worships Bernie Sanders. Fake rancher. Still lives with mom at age 34. Calls the border wall “racist” and says that he supports sanctuary cities. He wants you to suffer under this bullshit for at least another four years.

Bruce Haywood: fat slob who has been a VERY loud left-winger for YEARS now. Owes his entire existence to government checks, as he in unemployed. Pays no property taxes. Was excited to hear the IRS was going to go after everyone even harder to pay for illegal immigrants, which he celebrates wildly. Actively pushes nonsense like the Russia collusion hoax and the insurrection hoax. He would just LOVE for you to suffer under this bullshit for another four years.

Grady Lucas: pervert, drag-queen-loving, unemployed homo who moved into his mom’s house and tossed her into a nursing home. Then he ran a GoFundMe to “raise money to help fix up my mom’s house” implying it was to help an old lady and not HE himself, who was actually living in the house. Has expressed his strong desire for the country to be overrun by “more brown people – preferably gay ones.”

Huge champion of open borders yet has many signs and fences around his mom’s house to keep people out. Is a supporter of pushing porn on young children in school, and calls any effort to stop this “censorship.” Doesn’t see any problem with trannies shoving their junk into the faces of young kids in the name of “diversity.” Proudly proclaims he is “woke” at least five times a month on social media.

DummyLib Fake Rancher Has Mommy Buy Him $20,000 Worth Of Mini Cows Because “Global Warming.” No, Seriously.

Just when I start thinking Comrade Clayton Tucker’s Fake Rancher Persona is NOT an elaborate piece of performance art perpetuated by a secret genius, he goes and posts some shit like this….

No big deal! Mommy and Daddy just got me between $15,000 and $20,000 worth of cows on a whim. What whim, you ask? The global warming whim, of course!!

Half the water, half the food but also half the meat. You do the math, because Comrade Clayton can’t!!

[I can almost hear this sung in a Donald Trump music meme: They’re shrinking the cows and shrinking the pigs! Shrinking the goats and shrinking the cows!]

So the kid who has (1) no girlfriend or wife (2) no prospects of a girlfriend or wife and therefore (3) will have no children and nobody to leave grandpa’s fake ranch to when he’s dead in about 39 years (probably earlier due to fake vaccine consumption) is worried that the earth MIGHT BE (but probably won’t be) 2 degrees warmer in 100 years. LOL. Yeah, better buy those mini cows NOW. The cows that have a lifespan of 15 years, or so. Smart thinking!!

Hey dummy: Obama and the other rich shitlibs ALL have $15 million dollar estates right on the water. Do THEY seem worried about global warming and rising sea levels to you? LOL. What a chump and a useful idiot.

Wait a second! I thought you ALREADY “diversified into goats” because of global warming! Or was it because “the family ranch can’t make it due to Big Ag”? I forget…the story keeps changing.

That genius move into Global Warming Goats was made this past spring – right before we got dumped on with about 18 inches of rain. So much rain, in fact, that all of Comrade Clayton’s Global Warming Drought goats got sick and died from the parasites brought on by the heavy rains! Yes, it’s true:

Parasitic Socialist Clayton Tucker Has His Goat Herd Decimated By Parasites.

Then mommy and daddy bought him a bunch of Savannah goats that are supposedly parasite resistant, hoping that he might not fuck THOSE goats up and maybe, finally actually SELL a couple goats to stanch the financial bleeding…

Closest he’s come to a girlfriend in his life.

Then mommy and daddy bought him some cute little dwarf goats – likely because they are easier for him to have intercourse with. Unfortunately, in yet another master stroke, he bought two males so he is unable to breed them and thus sell the offspring for profit. He also lost them almost immediately and then blamed thieves for his irresponsibility.

Turns out nobody stole them – he had just lost them like a retard. Our intrepid IT Network Admin Kristy Acevedo found them wandering around bleating and malnourished and apparently trying to get hit by a car…

[I have to interject an editorial comment here. Just go back and read what I already wrote. This ridiculous series of events is all FOR REAL. I couldn’t make up ridiculous shit like this if I tried. I just start laughing every time I re-read it for typos before I post it. I’m in stitches over here. Absolute RETARD!!]

He’s probably STILL trying to breed those two males because he is a woke shitlib who thinks males can get pregnant. God knows Comrade Clayton and his man-crush Robert O’Rourke have been trying frantically to breed each other for years now….to no avail.

But those new Savannah goats must not be working out very well, so now he told mom to buy him $20k worth of mini cows. Must be nice! But it’s NOT just all the global warming that necessitates this. He now claims he needs the mini cows because BIG AG has it in for the little guy like him. The family ranch just can’t survive!

Shitlibs who constantly demand higher taxes trying to avoid taxes with Ag Exemption on fake ranch with one horse. Classic.

[Wait til he realizes that the same “Big Ag monopolies” that supposedly control the normal sized cows ALSO control the mini cows. LOL. Moron.]

Sounds awful! It’s almost IMPOSIBLE to survive raising standard cows! OH MY GOD!!

Luckily, every single thing Comrade Clayton said is 100% incorrect:

So if you ignore for a moment the 250,000 family ranches and the 12.5 million head of cattle that somehow have appeared and thrived in Texas, then it is SUPER HARD for anyone to make a buck raising cattle, clearly.

What he REALLY means to say is that “the family ranchrun by a lazy, incompetent retardscan’t survive.

Hilarious.

Netflix should make a show out of this moron. Like that Paris Hilton farm show that was on years ago and highlighted two low-IQ clowns trying to make it on a farm while flailing around for our amusement. This would be WAY better.

Socialist Bum Who Lives With Mom Gets Mad When People Who Work Hard Get To Keep More Of THEIR Money.

As usual, local socialist Clayton Tucker has history exactly backwards. I wonder what it’s like to go through life being 100% wrong about EVERY issue? Pretty hard to do, actually. You’d think he’d be right once or twice just by accident.

First of all, you forgot a few guys, you ass hat. How about:

LBJ: got us involved in Vietnam and fucked up the economy with massive new welfare programs and was a unabashed racist who used the word “nigger” nonstop?

Or maybe…

Carter: fucked up the economy with MASSIVE inflation that was so bad he got destroyed when he ran for re-election? He was also a shitty peanut farmer who tried to “revive the family farm” and ended up $1 million in debt (sound familiar? LOL.)

Funny you left those out.

Kennedy: didn’t actually put anyone on the moon himself. I doubt he could even multiply two two-digit numbers together if you gave him a calculator.

He was a serial philanderer and child of privilege who never earned a single thing on his own. Daddy (Joe Sr.) got him his first few jobs and he went into politics like the rest of the useless Kennedy rats. A trust fund baby just like Clayton Tucker himself.

[Kennedy also SLASHED taxes, which by Clayton Tucker’s logic is “handing out money to rich people.” JFK would be considered a radical right wing MAGA by today’s standards.]

You know who put us on the moon? Extremely smart white guys. The same super smart white guys that shitlibs like Clayton Tucker blame for everything in today’s day and age. You know who DIDN’T have anything to do with putting man on the moon? Haitian immigrants.

99.99% white men.

Reagan: self-made man who slashed tax rates – which resulted in a massive economic boom and raised ALL boats – since it allowed the private sector to keep what they earned. Hugely beloved by the nation. Absolutely massacred poor Walter Mondale in 1984. It was the biggest ass beating in electoral history (525 electoral votes to 13), that’s how popular Reagan was. Mondale only got 13 more electoral votes than I got, and I wasn’t even running for president.

I was between the ages of 11 and 19 when Reagan was in office, so I actually know the reality of what he did. Clayton Tucker was still a rotten sperm in his dad’s ball sack and has no idea what he’s talking about.

Clinton: eliminated the deficit? LOL. OK, for a split second (and if you don’t count all the TRILLIONS in off-balance-sheet liabilities for welfare programs the shitlibs gave us), thanks to a massive stock market bubble that consequently burst and saw the NASDAQ drop about 80%. If Clinton were to run for president today on the same issues as he did in 1992, retards like Clayton Tucker would label him a “radical right-winger” due to things like welfare reform. Compared to Joe Biden and Obama, Clinton looks positively appealing today.

Oh, and he also was credibly accused of rape by more than a few women who he subsequently paid off with hush money ($800,000 in 1991 dollars or about $2.4 million in today’s dollars). Also shoved a cigar into the pussy of an intern named Monica Lewinsky.

George Bush: more money for rich people? Um, no. He raised taxes drastically – and people voted him out of office for it. He was a fucking retard.

Obama: universal health care? If he did that, then why is a commie like Clayton Tucker STILL whining about wanting universal health care (socialized medicine) to this very day??? No, all Obama did was stick the government’s hand even further up the ass of the health care system (LBJ was even worse) which resulted in insurance premiums SKYROCKETING for all Americans.

President Obama’s oft-repeated promise that “if you like your health care plan, you can keep it” was 2013’s “lie of the year,” according to the fact checkers at the Tampa Bay Times’ nonpartisan PolitiFact project.

He was a fucking disaster, a race baiter, a communist and a closet homosexual. He had lots in common with Comrade Clayton, too!!

Trump: lowered tax rates. Yup – guilty as charged. Of course, those people EARNED that money and it is THEIRS to keep in the first place. It is not the property of scumbags like Clayton Tucker and other socialist bums to steal as they like.

I’ll admit Trump has a LONG way to go before he is a free-market purist (he used to be a democrat, after all) but the economy under Trump was pretty fucking good. Clayton Tucker doesn’t know that either because he’s never worked in the real world, owned his own place or run a business. He was busy putting masks on in the car by himself in 2020 and crying about the economy being opened “too soon” after Covid. Yet another thing he was 100% wrong about

Biden: Infrastructure bill? You mean like every single president has done for the last 60 years? Big deal. The only thing different about Biden’s infrastructure spending is that almost all of it was wasted.

Biden’s $7.5 billion investment in EV charging has only produced 7 stations in two years

The $42 billion internet program that has connected 0 people

Inflation Reduction Act? BAHAHAHAHAHA. He oversaw 9% inflation – the highest since the Carter years.

The Chips Act? Now that actually IS handing out money to rich corporations, like Intel ($100 billion market cap).

Student ‘Debt Reform’? No, that is stealing money from people who DIDN’T go to college and paying the debt of morons who did. Oh, and it is also unconstitutional.

Here ends the history lesson, you scumbag, socialist parasite.

Homos Are Swooning For JD Vance. Will Gay Vote Put Trump Over The Top?

The gays are swooning for JD Vance…

Reuters post-debate polling shows an unexplained, 55 point drop in support for Harris Walz among gay men, ages 18 to 65.

Too funny. I bet if JD Vance was a much older man or a Muslim, our own bloated socialist tick Clayton Tucker would be on board as well!

As always – the right are the successful and beautiful people. The left are fat, envious loser trolls. It’s science.