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Far-Left Liberal Stephanie Fitzharris Says “Pray For California.” No Thanks. I’ll Laugh At Them Instead.

Far-left liberal loon Potato Head Fitzharris wants you to pray for all the shitlibs in her home state of California….

The areas being scorched are about 85% shitlibs. Far from praying for them, I am going to actually laugh at them. Repeatedly and for days on end. Fuck em. The only guy I feel sorry for is actor James Woods. He’s a good dude. Everyone else can suck one.

These are the people who have been pure evil to the right for the last 6 or 8 years: fake insurrection bullshit, lawfare against Trump and his supporters, throwing thousands into solitary confinement for just being in the general AREA of the January 6th protest, Lois Lerner, telling us Joe Biden is “sharp as a tack” as he ruins the country, lying about Covid, forcing us into masks and deadly fake vaccines, deliberately skipping houses in North Carolina with Trump signs, letting millions of illegals in to wreak havoc and murder young women.

The list goes on and on and on.

My hatred for the left cannot be measured by any conventional measure. Not in pounds or gigawatts or megatons. Watching their houses burn down satisfies maybe 1% of my rage towards them.

I am not a “turn the other cheek” guy. I’m an “eye for an eye” guy.

Seeing photos of Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s mansion reduced to ashes gives me an erection, I’m not going to lie. I hope she rebuilds it and the minute they hammer the last shingle in and Julia buys the final $38,000 couch to put in her living room I hope it burns down all over again.

Even that will not satisfy me.

[Reminder: all those Seinfeld cunts – none of whom live in Texas – were raising millions four years ago to “turn Texas blue” . I hope all their houses are rubble right now. Except Kramer. I don’t think he was involved.]

Of course, Biden IMMEDIATELY said the Feds (you and me) will pay 100% of damages for all this. This is the same government who fucked over the North Carolina hurricane victims REPEATEDLY. But they will make sure Steven Spielberg gets fully reimbursed.

[Why do WE have to pay? Because Gavin Newscum capped insurance premiums in California to buy votes. When companies like State Farm couldn’t take in enough premiums to cover their risk, they simply left the state. So NOBODY gets fire insurance at ANY price! That is the libtard way! Price caps cause shortages, as any sane person knows. Fitzharris is not a sane person, however.]

Dumb shit Fitzharris thinks she has all the solutions, too! Of course, no shitlibs or DEI retards are to blame in Potato Head’s fantasy land. The problem is that everyone is so STUPID they didn’t bury the power lines or use seawater to put out the fires! DUH!!

So far, no evidence the fire was started by power lines. **LOTS of evidence an illegal Guatemalan with a blow torch started fires.**

“Bury the power!” says the imbecile. I assume she means power LINES. As usual, Potato Head hasn’t the faintest clue how many thousands of dollars per FOOT that would cost. This is the state that has tried to build light rail for decades and watched it go over budget by 900% and behind schedule by 20 years. If they tried to bury high voltage lines it would likely cost TRILLIONS and take 50 years after the libshits are done fucking it all up.

If you doubt that, you should know California passed a $7.5 BILLION bond to build water reservoirs for this very problem back in 2014 – over TEN YEARS ago. They still aren’t done – which contributed to this very problem today of the hydrants going dry.

“Add seawater cannons!” says the dunce. If Potato Head did even 10 seconds of reading the news, she’d see that issue has been addressed over and over again when other retards said the same thing.

Here is why California can’t use ocean water to help fight the wildfires

They wouldn’t NEED seawater if they had build that system of aqueducts and reservoirs they voted for back in 2014. But California is run by shitlib fuckups at every level of government. So that never got off the ground.

But hey, let’s listen to Potato Head’s knee-jerk opinion about another topic she knows absolutely nothing about. After all, she was SO smart in 2020 she fell for every single Covid hoax and then injected herself with a “vaccine” that ended up injuring her, according to her.

Just so you know Potato Head, I STILL laugh every time I write those words.

Naturally, the rabid left liberal loon wraps up her moron screed by taking a shit on Greg Abbott….

Your buddy BIDEN is the one who pushed Zuckerfuck to censor everyone, you stupid twat.

Then she pulls “OVER 1,000 DEAD!” out of her gigantic ass. Sorry dummy – not even close. It was actually 246 dead, if you believe the liberal media number – which I don’t. I mean, do you count the deaths of morons who fired up a gas generator INSIDE their homes and asphyxiated on carbon monoxide? I don’t. That’s “death by stupidity” if you ask me. Not death by cold. If they hadn’t killed their kids doing that, they probably would have left them in a hot car the following summer or killed them some other way. Because they are morons….just like you.

Oh, and there were power outages and deaths all over the U.S. during that period – not just in Texas. It was truly a freak storm.

I will also add this: If you are a man in charge of your household and have a wife and children to take care of, then it is your JOB to be prepared for anything. You should have propane and firewood stockpiled. You should have a backup generator and then a backup generator for THAT backup generator. If anyone dies on your watch, it is YOUR fault, not Greg Abbott’s. You have failed as a man if that happens. You kind of deserve to die. Especially in the 21st century when we KNEW that thing was coming over a week ahead of time.

Besides, if Texas hadn’t blown $100 billion on greentard fantasies like windmills that freeze up and solar panels that ice over and had INSTEAD built a bunch of safe, reliable nuclear plants, none of that would have happened. Once again, libshit fantasies led to disaster.

By the way, who is it that opposes nuclear energy? Oh right – stupid middle-aged shitlib females….like Stephanie Fitzharris. I am shocked!!

No matter how you slice it, shitlib retards are at the root of about 98% of all the problems in our country. Right now, a bunch of them are watching their houses burn down….and I’m very happy about that.

The shitlib obsession with filling DEI quotas of women, gays and gay women is what directly led to the horrendous response to the fires. Not a failure to use seawater or bury power lines.

Other facts that contributed…..

• Fire Department sent supplies to Ukraine.

• Cut their budget by $17.5M

• Mayor was in Africa as the city burned

• Refused to fill reservoirs, to save minnows

• They’re short on male firefighters after pushing DEI.

P.S. – I’ve decided to leave this post up all weekend, at the very least. Just so the whole town knows what a clown horn you are.

Two-Year Anniversary Of Ward and Ybarra On Radio Promising Biz Pork About To Be Filled – Both Of Them Now Gone, Biz Pork Still Empty

It’s been almost two years already since those two clowns were on the radio spewing word salads and telling us the Business Pork would be filled any day now.

Of course, Ybarra has long since “resigned” and that douchebag Ward also abruptly resigned a couple months ago (right after he screwed the City for a useless junket to Houston). Here is one of my favorite lines:

Stacey Ybarra in January of 2023: “I think it’s a great opportunity…at this moment in time…to be able to attract businesses, you need shovel-ready sites…you need those types of sites to be able to bring big businesses…it’s just about getting it completed and doing the legwork to bring them here, they will come…it just may take a tiny bit of time…but that’s what I’m here for….and making sure the money was worth the while. It is my number-one priority.…

Whoops. Ybarra resigned over six months ago having accomplished nothing. As I predicted long ago.

Don’t worry though, President Misti Talbert has a plan to make it all worthwhile, I’m sure. Otherwise, why would City council keep her around for yet another term?? The LEDC meets next Wednesday for their first meeting of 2025. I’m sure it will all be explained then!

Misti back in 2022 grabbing all that Covid money:

Misti in 2025, begging on the side of the road for someone to PLEASE move into her goat pasture with 15 fire hydrants and a road:

Jasmine Crocket Is Truly a Moron.

This chick is supposedly a lawyer, is 43 years old and was born in the United States. This is how she writes:

Giant, shitty, run-on sentence. I bet Potato Head Fitzharris would say “my god she’s smart!!”

Absolutely atrocious. It makes zero sense grammatically and is a mish mash of shit. Poorly constructed and written like a third-grader. A total fucking embarrassment. I have zero doubt she is the product of affirmative action and DEI bullshit.

“Incompetent to doing the smart thing.” Jesus Christ. What’s so infuriating about her is she thinks she’s a genius. I’m not sure where she gets that idea.

No Californian thinks climate change dried up the fire hydrants and canceled the fire insurance, you total buffoon. Democrats would rather watch California burn so they can blame “climate change” for political reasons than just clean up brush and create more reservoirs. That’s pretty gross when you think about it.

Her Wikipedia page says “as an undergrad, Crockett planned to become an anesthesiologist or a CPA.” It must have been uncovered right about that time that she was a total moron, so she settled for some affirmative action law school, apparently. Getting through law school must be an absolute joke because some of the dumbest fucks in Congress are lawyers. Like JizzMan Crockett.

So remember this blurb the next time she’s condescendingly wagging her 5-inch nails at somebody in Congress and yammering “let me axe YOU something” with her cumbrella eyelashes and gaudy ghetto pins. She is a certified, Grade-A moron of the highest order.

Comrade Clayton loves her though!

Combined height? About 13 feet tall. Combined IQ? 225

Will He Or Won’t He?

Well, Valentine’s Day is only a month away…and Clayton has been spending an awful lot of time alone with those goats out there. Will he FINALLY pop the big question over Valentine’s Day?? Will mom approve of the new gal? Who will the best man be? Bruce Haywood?

Stay tuned!

Dim-Witted Seattle Commie Closes Her Waffle House Because She Can’t Afford The $20.76/Hr Min Wage Law That She Supported.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So awesome. This is like the female version of Clayton Tucker except she probably doesn’t live with her mom and she actually ran a REAL business for a while. Then she shot herself in the dick and found out the hard way why jacking up the minimum wage above the natural market-clearing rate is always a disaster.

My favorite line?

“Luckenbach said she supports higher wages in theory but couldn’t sustain the increase.”

Ah yes. Theory. In THEORY wouldn’t it be awesome if we could all contribute according to our ability and take according to our need? In REALITY, you get Soviet Russia or East Germany or Cuba because command economies run counter to basic human nature. Only capitalism can harness a human’s innate self-interest into efficient resource allocation.

Why not just raise your menu prices about 30%?? That’s what Clayton Tucker (who has never run or even worked in a restaurant) said you need to do. Everybody deserves a “livable wage” with a trip to Hawaii every year and a big, cool house with an 85” TV set. It’s in the Constitution!

This reminds me of the time those scumbags at ACORN spent all their time pushing for higher minimum wage laws and then when California enacted them, ACORN itself sued for an exemption because “wait a minute, we can’t afford to pay people that much.”

Typical libtards…. everything is “in theory” for them:

We’ll be safer without guns…. in theory.

Everything would be better if its free…. in theory.

Unlimited deficits are awesome… in theory.

Fantasy land for these fuckheads.

Wage hikes force large-scale restaurant closings, study finds

Minimum-wage hikes do close restaurants. Just not the ones you care about.

Minimum Wage Hikes Kill Yet Another Restaurant in 2022

Harvard study finds increased minimum wages contribute to restaurant failures in California’s Bay Area

FRONT PAGE NEWS!!! Resigned EDC Director Poche Tries To Dump Blame On Me For Quitting Her Job. Didn’t Care For “Hateful” Copy/Paste Job I Did From Newspaper Articles On Her Health And History Of Quitting Jobs.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin’
Just to get up that hill
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat

Looks like I’m “Moving On Up!” to the Big Leagues!

The last time someone (Potato Head) belly-ached about my First-Amendment-protected musings on here, it was only on the back page of the Dispatch.

This time, I made the front page!

So what was so newsworthy? Mary Poche felt the urge to make a statement about why she quit the EDC position just 30 days into her cushy new job which would have been worth six figures in salary and benefit.

Apparently she didn’t like the “hateful” remarks I made.

Remarks like “she quit her previous jobs after less than a year,” which I got DIRECTLY from THIS ARTICLE.

Thanks to her husband’s job in the cable television industry, Poche’ moved around a lot—from every major city in Texas to Wisconsin, Alabama and even Rhode Island.

In all their moving, Poche’ would always try to find some sort of marketing contract work. She worked for several chambers of commerce, economic development corporations and private industries.

Yeah she definitely sounds like a person who will be loyal, stick around through thick and thin, and has Lampasas’ future as her #1 priority!!

Or maybe it was that I said she was a bad pick because she has a long history of bouncing from job to job and had health issues – which I took from THIS ARTICLE and was literally a quote directly from Poche herself!!

“Mary Poche, economic development director for the City of Liberty Hill, recently resigned from her role.”

“Unfortunately, I am having some health issuesand will need time and space to take care of myself per my doctor’s recommendation,” Poche told The Independent.

BAM!

Think I’m kidding about moving around a lot? Here is a quote:

In 2003, Poche’ and her family decided to quit moving for a while and settle down. Her husband changed his career direction, going from a c-level executive to opening an automotive paint and body business in Georgetown. That shop has now been open for 17 years and is managed by Poche’s son.

One day, when their son was just about ready to take over the automotive shop, Poche’s husband received a new job offer he couldn’t refuse with an electric co-op out of Taos, New Mexico. After moving there, Poche’ worked for Taos Ski Valley, where she did economic development and worked for the chamber of commerce. Then, COVID hit. Poche’s hours were cut and she was bored. She got a call from the City of Jarrell and they asked if she was interested in doing economic development work for them.

“My husband and I said, ‘Why not?’” she said. “I got hired and we bought a house there. Our life has always been an adventure.”

An offer he couldn’t refuse? Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah. Our new City manager said something similar about Poche herself last week having “another opportunity” and that’s why she quit. This is NOT a woman who would be invested in Lampasas for the long haul She was in it for a quick buck. If the LEDC had bothered to read those past articles, they would have realized it too. Then Mary herself proved me correct by quitting in 30 days. Now she’s trying to fob it off on my “hateful” remarks. LOL. Ok, lady.

Was my hateful remark that she looked like Jim Carrey’s secretary in “Liar Liar”? Because she totally does:

[Fun fact: that actress was 63 when she made Liar, Liar. She died four years later at age 67]

Was my hateful remark that she is old? She IS old. If she’s a day under 65 I’ll eat a bowl of my own shit. People between the ages or 60 and 80 are considered “elderly.” People between 40 and 60 are “middle-aged.” Those are facts. I’m in my mid-fifties now. I know I’m getting up there. If someone called me “middle-aged” they’d be correct. I wouldn’t cry about it like a pussy.

My point was that why in the HELL would the LEDC pick (1) an elderly lady who (2) has health issues and (3) a long history of flitting around from job to job and no loyalties to any of them?? Those are THREE strikes against any candidate, in my opinion. I was proven correct in less than a month.

Of course, she finally ADMITS later in the article that there WAS another opportunity. But rather than be truthful about why she bailed, she is trying to shift the blame to me and says she “didn’t want a target on her back” – in other words, she wanted to get paid six figures, spend more piles of money on the failed Business Pork, lollygag around town all day doing nothing and never get criticized when she failed to get a tenant.

Tough shit. If you’re taking a public job like this on the public tit, you better damn well be prepared to take heat from the taxpayers when you fail. It’s part of the job. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. But don’t shift blame for being a wimp about it, mmmkay?

You know who had a target on him for the last 7 years? Finley DeGraffenreid. You know what he did about it? Nothing. He probably just laughed to himself, counted his $150,000 per year, told his friends in private that I’m an asshole and then laughed all the way to the bank. Now he’s retired with a cushy pension.

Good riddance. If anything, the City owes me 10% of the money they just saved on this idiot’s salary for flushing her out as a flake. Hell, pay Erin an extra $1,000 a month and let HER do the job.

I feel as though she deserves one of my trademark limericks! If you get a limerick written about you, it means you made the big time.

There was an old lady named Poche
On her Nerf job, Lampasshole encroached
She quit on a lark
Blamed “hateful remarks”
Then scurried away like a roach

German Nenard Is Upset About a Few Pennies…Which is Probably A Lot Of Money To a Kraut.

She’s back! Starting the new year in style with her usual mix of retard grammar and innumeracy…..

What is a “livable minimum wage” anyways? Comrade Clayton is busy telling us you can’t live on the minimum wage – which isn’t what it was designed for in the first place. Does she mean “livable wage”? Only her pea brain knows for sure.

I don’t think I’ve ever read a post of hers that didn’t sound like it was written by a 5th grade Somalian. She’s been in this country for over a quarter of a century and STILL can’t write simple English phrases.

Here’s a newsflash, you dummy kraut: $200 million is pocket change in this country. Maybe in Germany, with their economy that is more shrunken, shriveled and miniscule than Bruce Haywood’s penis, $200 million is a lot of money. Here in America, with our $29 trillion GDP, it is nothing.

In fact it is .0007% of our economy (7/10,000ths of one percent!)

Or to put it another way, that $200 million would be enough to pay every worker (168 million of them in the U.S.) $1.07.

Oh, and the presidential inauguration is once every four years, so divide that by four and you get about 27 cents per year per worker….or about a half a penny per week.

Dumb shit.

Where was the dummy kraut back in 2021 when 18 billionaires handed about $50 million to Biden for HIS inauguration? She was silent. Probably busy wearing three masks and injecting herself with MRNA poison like a dipshit.

Happy January 6th! What A Glorious Day!

We wish you a merry Sixth-mas, we wish you a merry Sixth-mas….

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Many people may be looking at today as a shitty day. It’s colder than Carol Doughty’s tit outside, many of us have to get our asses up early to take the kids to school, it’s dark and cold and shitty.

But rejoice: today Kamalbla has the distinct privilege of certifying Donald J Trump’s landslide victory over her – also known as her ass kicking. You just know she got shithammered last night on cheap wine….

It is also the four-year anniversary of when Capitol police antagonized a group of peaceful protesters by firing tear gas into their faces and murdered an innocent woman. The feds had at LEAST 26 undercover agitators in the crowd that day (yes, that has been admitted). Once Kash Patel takes over the FBI, we will hopefully see some heads roll…including Liz Cheney for her part in the circus called the “Jan 6 Commission” wherein she tampered with witnesses and committed other crimes.

Remember when shitlibs like Bruce Haywood thought Trump was going to go to jail for “insurrection”? LOL!

Bonus joy: Trump will be sworn in two weeks from today and shitlibs like Bruce Haywood and Carol Garner Doughty are going to absolutely lose their minds.

Double bonus joy: commie scumbag (and love child of Fidel Castro) Justin Trudeau is expected to resign in a few days, thus giving our brothers to the north some respite from his insane shitlib policies.

Triple bonus joy: Trump will be pardoning all those January 6th “insurrectionists” very, very soon.

HAPPY JANUARY 6th!!

Cattle Futures Hit New Highs. Must Be Those Greedy Fake Ranchers Like Clayton Tucker.

Cattle futures in Chicago surged to fresh record highs on Friday. Must be those greedy, greedy ranchers like Clayton Tucker.

Just kidding. Clayton himself said he decided to focus on goats because global warming is about to make the whole planet more arid and goats do better in arid, shitty conditions.

(Is that the same global warming that made the artic ice grow 26% in the last 12 years?)

No seriously, he really did say that [2:59:30 mark]

I have marked a red line on the exact moment Professor Tucker the Genius Fifth-Generation Rancher decided to go into goats. It was basically just before cattle prices went into the stratosphere.

Then again, he has claimed that they were “always a cattle family,” too. Well, except for his dad, who was an aeronautical engineer. And his mom, who worked for the government. But SOMEWHERE down the line were some cotton-picking, squirrel-shooting ranchers – you can take that to the bank!

He can’t blame Big Ag for this one because the Live Cattle futures contract at the CME is about a pure free-market as you get. Anyone can buy or sell futures based on their own opinions. Even Hillary Clinton!

In the end, it all comes down to supply and demand – and greedy fake ranchers like Clayton Tucker have been selfishly shrinking their herds to artificially jack up prices for consumers, obviously! Talk about GREEDY!!!

Then again, given how many animals Clayton tends to kill before they are fully grown, this might just be a case of gross incompetence instead of greed.

Crazy Cunt Carol Garner Doughty And Her Cuckold Wallet Scurry Back To “Violent, Bloody” Texas Like Pussies To Cheat Cold Weather In Massachusetts.

Did I type “cunt” again? I meant “AUNT.” I’m not sure why my finger always slips over on that word when describing rabid left-wing, elitist hypocrite Carol Garner Doughty of Lenox Massachusetts.

Anyways, I have been enjoying thinking of that old witch freezing her ass off in 15-degree weather for the next two weeks.

It brought me joy thinking of her shitty Prius and Tesla sliding all over the black ice and crashing into trees. Of her berating her cuckold “white guys for Harris” husband about their wood pellet stove not keeping the house warm enough for her bony ass. About her slipping down the icy stairs and breaking her hip.

These were all joyful visions that danced in my head.

Unfortunately, crazy cunt Carol and her cuckold have apparently scurried back to “violent, bloody” Texas that they were so embarrassed to be a part of 5 months ago to cheat Old Man Winter.

“We hate Texas! Except when it’s cold up north…then we run back there like pussies”

She was all excited to wear her new spiked boots, too! Whatever the hell those are.

Like all pussy hypocrite liberals, the minute things got slightly uncomfortable, all that ‘save the world’ shit goes right out the window.

Do you think they drove their shitty Prius or Tesla the 1,900 miles from Lenox to Austin? I guarantee you they did not. They hopped on a big old carbon-spewing airplane that runs on the very fossil fuels they want to ban and very likely flew first-class as well – burning even MORE carbon per person!

So the same two morons who are petrified of “global warming” and were all smug and superior about moving north to Massachusetts to escape it (yes, cuckold Jeff posted about that very thing) are now running back here to Texas with their tails between their legs to keep warm.

[Here is a stat for all you global-warming morons: cold weather kills about TEN TIMES more people than hot weather. Fact. It is especially hard on old, frail people…like Carol and Jeff. Which is why so many scumbag New Yorkers have moved to and ruined my beloved home state of Florida.]

What ABSOLUTE weak-ass, hypocritical scumbag pussies. Nauseating. I can see why her son is such a weakling and failure with them as role models.

Son who is still in school at age 27 collecting letters after his name is looking for a cushy DEI job.

I wonder where they are staying while in Austin? After all, they sold their mansion and their son is still a “college boy” at age 27. I also doubt any of their friends could tolerate Crazy Cunt Carol in their house for more than 90 minutes.

My guess is that cuckold husband Jeff will be pulling his wallet out for an expensive hotel or AirBnB for the next 7-10 days.

This is how the far-left, elitist 1% live: they tell you to get rid of fossil fuels and live like a caveman, but THEY can spend $10,000 on air fare and hotels to go live in a warmer state for a week or two to avoid any unpleasantness.

Fuck them.