“Nothing fucks you harder than time” – Ser Davos Seaworth
As an old fart who has been through back surgery, hair loss, eyesight loss, hearing loss, rotator cuff injuries and all sorts of other old-man-related reality, I should have known that Iron Mike was a bull being put out to pasture in a gimmick fight. I wanted to believe he had a couple massive punches left in him.
I wanted to believe that “old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance” as Memet once said.
Apparently that’s only true when you bet against that fucker Tom Brady at age 44.
Are we living in the fucking 1980s again, or what?!?
Trump just crushed Biden, which is like Reagan crushing Carter back in 1980.
America is shaking off the bullshit and finding their pride. I seriously keep hearing awesome 80s songs everywhere I’ve gone in the last week. I was in a hotel bar in Dallas last Sunday and they were cranking Van Halen and Motley Crue. It’s some kind of omen.
And now Iron Mike is fighting some faggy YouTube twat?
I didn’t even realize this fight was happening until yesterday. I thought the old man had some medical event on an airplane or something a few months ago and the fight was off forever.
But with Trump winning in a landslide, it is clear to me we are BACK on an awesome timeline where it is the 1980s again – the greatest decade in American history.
Ergo, we HAVE to take Iron Mike to knock this pussy out at +350. Mike is 58 years old now. He can’t dance around the ring all night with this fairy. He will need to put his fist into the back of Jake’s head and end it with a KO – and a +350 payday.
It’s either that, or the pussy wears Mike out and wins by decision. One or the other. I’m voting with America. I’m voting with Trump. I’m going with the ear-biting maniac at +350.
I guess it is only fitting I receive this document on the very last day of work for Finley as he rides off into the sunset and a big fat pension. One last punch to the well-worn DeGraffenreid nut sack on his way out the door.
Also fitting that he leaves in the middle of yet ANOTHER ridiculous project that has seen massive cost overruns (see also: Old City Hall remodel, skate park, etc).
Remember, they initially said the Hostess House just needed “a few minor repairs” back in 2019 or so when they took it over…
….which then turned into $200,000…
Which turned into $2.2 million and which is now $2.270 million, apparently.
I kind of forgot today was Finley’s last day. I’m sure there will be a big party and much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. I have no doubt Misti Talbert will be there to sob all over him. I bet a lot of other old City council members will show up to cry as well – Delena Toups, TJ Monroe, etc.
Carol Garner Doughty, part of the elite 1% who think they are smarter than everyone else and want to run your life, wants you to know that Trump is an “embecile”…
Why does Carol labor under the delusion she is some type of genius or has ANY clue how the world works? I’m not sure. All she has done in her entire life is:
She went crazy yelling about all the “misinformation” being spread that FEMA was discriminating against Trump voters during the hurricane cleanups. She told us that was RIDICULOUS! She told us not once, not twice, but THRICE!!
I think we all know what happened next. If you don’t, then Google Marni Washington.
As wrong as you were about the FEMA thing, you were JUST AS WRONG about: Covid origins, Covid masks, Covid vaccines, Kamala being smart and capable, the cause of all the inflation over the last four years, and every single other thing you ran your mouth about.
Maybe just STFU and sit the next four years out. Let the men fix all your fucking messes.
She can go on the radio with a stupid costume on, have Friday coffee with the other old ladies or throw all the tea party fundraisers she wants for mom’s garden to try and fit in and bury her far-left, Marxist past.But she will never succeed.
The election of Trump must be absolutely eating her up inside. But she can’t blurt that all over Facebook anymore, because now she is here amongst the sane people. So she sent a video message to her favorite Lenox Libskank: crazy aunt Carol.
Carol Garner Doughty is ALSO extremely distraught over the Trump election. So they shared a video of a complete loser 57-year-old ‘man’ telling us how he is “DEVASTATED, heartbroken, and destroyed” by 77 million Americans (a majority) finally deciding they have had enough of woke shitlib retards and all their policies.
When the video starts, you get the impression he might be doing some self-examination and MAYBE considering that he MIGHT be 100% wrong about everything he thinks he knows. But libshits never do that – even when a giant wet cock like November 5th hits them square in the face. No, they lash out at everyone ELSE for backing a “hateful, racist, pussy-grabbing, blah, blah, blah [insert media lie] blah.”
He then goes WAY off the deep end and says people on the right want to make black people drink from their own water fountains and shove gay people “back in the closet.” Melodrama much? This old guy is a total embarrassment to be ranting hysterical hyperbole like that. I expect it from a retard like Fitzharris, but not from a man.
Which is why they will keep losing.
Stephanie Fitzharris commented to Crazy Aunt Carol that the video was “100% spot on” – so you can safely picture Potato Head herself sitting in a chair in her XXL muumuu and saying these very words for herself.
Just a reminder as you spew all your bullshit about Trump being “divisive” and “hateful” and all that:
YOUR side tried to shoot the fucking guy TWICE! What did Trump do? He reached out to TWO Democrats (RFK and Tulsi) and brought them on board and gave them huge positions in his cabinet.
He also gained the respect and endorsements of Elon Musk (voted for Barak Obama) and Joe Rogan (voted for Bernie Sanders). I’d say that is the exact OPPOSITE of being divisive.
YOUR dumb shit of a candidate hid in the basement and called Trump “Hitler” for three months straight. So who is hateful and divisive, you silly twats??
Now, I can admit that I CERTAINLY plan on being hateful towards shitlibs until the day I die. I’ll never quit. But to say that TRUMP has been that way is 100% bullshit. If you had even 1/10th of a brain you’d know that. But you are too consumed by TDS to ever consider that possibility.
Any time you think Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris of Lampasas has changed her stripes, feel free to click on THIS VIDEO and know that she agrees 100% with every single thing this dumb shit guy says.
Hey Potato Head: only 226 more weeks of Trump as your president! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, what’s this? Just ANOTHER hateful, divisive shitlib losing her job after she went crazy when Trump won. Awesome! They ALL look the same, don’t they? Disgusting.
Dummy kraut Seefeldt apparently spent the entire night last night rage posting about PRESIDENT Trump’s new cabinet members. Her tiny brain is STILL raging all day over Trump’s MASSACRE of the shitlibs.
She is ESPECIALLY galled about RFK being in charge of HHS:
Zero experience? RFK has been pounding the table about shady vaccines and unhealthy food for DECADES, you moron. I think he knows what he’s talking about:
He’s 70 years old and could whip the shit out of ANY liberal guy in this town. I mean, look at this dough boy….
Yeah, what a freak show!! Much better to have a fat homo in charge who thinks he’s a chick and dresses like one…
Tina Seefeldt the real estate broker has the worst case of TDS I have ever seen. Trump literally appointed a DEMOCRAT to the position who truly has kids’ best interests at heart and she’s shitting all over him because it’s TRUMP’S cabinet. I really hope that Trump’s win causes Seefeldt to have a stroke and die in the next 4 years. That would be AWESOME!!
If you oppose RFK Jr.’s nomination for HHS Secretary it’s very likely you’re at least one of the following:
– obese and defensive about it [Tina Seefeldt]
– a man with zero muscle mass [Clayton Tucker]
– a paid shill for Big Pharma or Big Ag [Elizabeth Warren]
– a hypochondriac who still wears a mask [many middle-aged fat shitlib women]
This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. It’s by Gato Malo, an exceptional thinker I discovered during the Covid nonsense. I’ve been following him ever since. Him and many like him. They made the “experts” in government look like complete fools. I have copied and pasted his entire post because it is so uplifting and gives hope that we may FINALLY destroy the Big Government morons this time.
DC is about to experience something entirely new, something absolutely unprecedented in its experience.
they think the barbarians are coming.
and perhaps they are.
but not the kinds of barbarians they suspect.
not this time.
the simple fact is that there exists a very small group of incredibly high function, insanely productive people. it’s the dirty secret of the world. this tiny tribe conceives, invents, and builds basically everything novel. all of it. they are not normal people. they are the 0.1%.
unless you have worked with them, around them, been a part of what they do, you simply lack a reference for what they are like. it’s essentially inconceivable how much such people can get done when they set their minds to it, how many rules they will disprove, break, or ignore and how many paradigms they will upend.
DC has never seen a mob of high function autist builders and fin warriors coalesce before.
they have no fricking idea what’s coming.
they cannot possibly know.
but i do.
“ground control to major tomcat”
i know A LOT of these people. this is what most of my friends are like. they learn for a living. they pull systems apart, see them as functional wholes, and work 16 hour days reading arcane 1000 page descriptions until they understand. then they pull the underwear of whoever thought they understood this material up over their heads in an atomic wedgie and take over a space. it’s just what you do if you’re a person like that. it’s compulsion. it’s like breathing.
these are 3 and 4 and 5 standard deviation people who have focus and talent in quantities they do not even have maps of in washington. i keep hearing about people i know a little getting tapped for transition teams and i’m like “ooooooh, that guy can read 100 CDS prospectuses in a weekend and remember it all” or “yeah, that guy thinks in algorithms and sleeps once a month. he could code when he was 6.”
“only an insider can tackle the swamp” is dead wrong.
it takes someone radically different to make a radical difference.
and i am giddy realizing that they are coming.
it does not matter that they do not know the terrain yet.
they will. they have 3 months to learn. that’s more than enough.
watch.
moving into a novel systems or spaces and becoming better at it than the people currently there is what these people do. it’s ALL they do. it’s who and what they are.
it does not matter if it’s the department of education, the department of energy, the DMV, or NASA. same game, same result. every time.
“to infinity and beyond!”
“the insiders” are so screwed.
DC has no one like this. they have never even met people like this because people like this avoid government like it was a bag of plague rats.
because it is.
but now they are interested and looking to play exterminator because the state strayed too far into our world and so now we are coming for theirs.
and wait until you see what the world’s best builders can tear down.
it’s going to be glorious.
these are the same people who in 10 weeks using just sparse public data and twitter pulled the pants down on the whole edifice of public health and revealed them as fakes, phonies, and charlatans. then they re-wrote the discipline. it will never be the same. most of us had never even looked at epidemiology before. in a few months the “amateurs” eclipsed the experts and left them for dead.
we did this as outsiders and without any maps and with the very opposite of help.
imagine what this gang can do with the keys to the kingdom.
it’s going to be nothing but baffled astonishment from the beltway boffins.
“how in hell have they read and understood everyhting!?! they are not experts here!” will decry the people who need to pass bills to find out what’s in them.
“how the hell are they producing so much output, so much impact? how did they know just where to push?”
they have never seen what 10 of these guys and 3 pots of coffee can achieve.
i have.
mountains get relocated.
the really truly high function have not come to meet the regulatasaurus before. they were busy and had better things to do.
not any more. “dismantle leviathan” is now a step in everyone’s business plan. better, it’s public service as it was supposed to be:
not a vocation. not a career. a task. a dirty task that needed doing so you go and do it and then you go home once it’s done.
you fricking clowns just cornered elon and made this election and administration an existential issue for him and his empire. and an awful lot of us feel the same way. you cornered all of us. go along to get along ended because you guys crossed the line.
welcome to reflexivity.
the push back is going to be something for the ages.
DC is going to feel like it’s being invaded by an entire bestiary of mythical monsters with magical powers who can see through walls and huck immovable objects over the horizon.
they will come from every side at once. they will replace thousands of federal employees right from the start, you’ll be fighting against the outside and the inside. they’re going to transfer and move those permanent staters they cannot fire. have fun in topeka or guam. they’re lovely this time of year.
they are not going to play nice or play fair.
they are going to get things done.
and they are going to clown you while doing it, clown you like “name their agency after a crypto shitcoin that muskrat ran “to the moon” just because they think it’s funny.”
and it will be.
this is a new kind of team, a team that comes from an ethos of “move fast and break things” and “ask forgiveness, not permission.” they are not the GOP procedure drones of yesteryear, these are people that just walk in and do stuff and fuck your process. they have made careers of it.
the dems have long ago figured out the “just go do it and let the chips fall where they may” model (basically since obamacare) but they do it stupidly and on topics where the results will be bad.
this will be like uber. by the time the regulators woke up and tried to move against it, people loved it too much to let them take it away. there were protests in front of every DMV in commiefornia.
and so the world progressed.
and instead of doing it donkey-style to contravene the constitution, team effective autist will be doing it to uphold it.
look on my plans ye mighty and wet your pants.
this is teed up in a whole new way on a whole new field.
they will have the swamp in knots.
DC power entrenches because it is secret and controls access and channels and promotion and most especially access to media and publicity. that game is over.
vivek is a seriously effective guy with finance and biotech and founder chops. he speaks well and makes things.
and like him or loathe him, elon is a change (and a chaos) agent. he takes crazy, audacious swings and builds stuff. he’s a rogue and a pirate. it’s why he’s good at what he does. he asks simple questions like “what did you accomplish this week?” that you cannot hide from. but his real super power is this:
there is no human on earth today who can bring the circus like elon can bring the circus.
no one.
the man is a one man always on travelling 11 ring barnum and bailey show.
and what an astonishing show this is going to be:
name and shame is incredibly powerful. this will be an unending media event, a drip feed of “can you believe they spent millions making and studying transgender monkeys?” (this was a real grant BTW)
it will be relentless, revelatory, and invite the whole of the public to the party. there will be no escape, no off switch, no media gatekeeping: this is direct to consumer messaging.
and hey, let’s get the epstein list out in the open while we’re at it. imagine how much DC cycle time THAT would eat, time in which you can get even more stuff done.
sunlight is powerful disinfectant.
let’s look at everyhting with new eyes. let’s disrupt.
get the establishment on tilt from day one and never stop pushing. not from any side, not for a moment.
shut things down.
gut agencies like trout.
invite them to “cry some more” if they don’t like it.
flood the box so hard that the news cycle cannot even cover it.
this technocracy is not used to having to defend ground from this sort of attack. they are used to being the ones making the rules. they will not have any idea what to do.
there are these magical times in human history where the truly smart and talented and effective come together and change everything. american independence. the manhattan project. xerox park. apollo. silicon valley in the 80’s and 90’s.
some vast project captures the imagination and worlds are moved.
i think it’s a bit early to just come out and say “this is that” but i’m here to tell you that the cabinet secretaries and the appointments to run agencies are only a part of the show and maybe not the important part.
DC was able to deal with people like this in the past because there were only a couple. you could isolate them and use the systems against them. this is a mob. and that’s a very different thing.
the 1,000’s coming with them are NOT more drones from interchangeable bureaucrat collective 2177.
these are the finance and pharma and tech bros (and broettes). not the fake ones who wear fleece vests and work in biz dev. the meat eaters. wave upon wave upon wave of them in their hyper motivated myriads.
and this is a new-new thing.
in the end, it’s just a gross mismatch for you DC.
you’re smart enough to be a washington wonk and run rings around drunk congresscritters as they insider trade.
neat.
what’s coming is smart enough to find edge trading against the goldman arb desk and produce drugs and catch rockets.
we live where you need results, not sinecure.
and we are well and truly pissed.
you people are not even bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Leftists are melting down as Biden welcomes Trump back to the White House and is nice to him!!
Look how happy he is! He’s beaming!!
He’s happier than a fake rancher fucking a dwarf goat! Amazing.
Hey wait a minute! Bruce, didn’t you tell us Trump was going to jail back in the summer of 2022 when the FBI fucks raided his house on bullshit charges? I think you did…
Poor Bruce. Seriously, has anyone done a welfare check on him since November 6th? Then again, with a corpse that size, they would smell it over at the school.
The FBI. LOL. Good job guys. Now you’re all about to get your asses kicked for your lawfare.
Look at that shit-eating grin, Bruce! He’s president again! I bet you never saw that coming, did you Bruce??
There IS a website now! Why in the world would you not be promoting this on your 17 social media sites?? But still no “local meats for sale.” I guess the “business model” has pivoted yet again. Now there will be no meats but just selling a few goats every year as pets and trying to start a petting zoo with goat yoga for moron old ladies like Janet Crazier. LOL. Awesome.
Of course, there are already MANY sites for buying and selling goats. Or you could post of Facebook when you are selling a couple per year. But nobody ever claimed Comrade Clayton was a genius!
You better update the info on your site, Comrade. You already lost 50% of your dwarf goats, remember?
It is also quite disturbing that you market your goats as a way to AVOID paying property taxes!! I thought you commies LOVE taxes! All you do is demand more money for teachers and more free meals for the kids, but you don’t want to pay your “fair share,” you twat?? Unbelievable.
You take seriously the health of each animal? REALLY??
But wait a second! The ranch was started in the 1970s by a pharmacist? I thought YOU founded it! That’s the lie you have been spouting for years now! Whoops!!
Also, how are you a “fifth-generation rancher” if the ranch was only founded 50 years ago? Do you Tuckers breed at the age of 10? You moron.
Must be absolutely BRUTAL to keep all your lies straight, at this point. We are going to have a FIELD day when you run for Ag Commissioner!! LOL.
So to recap:
No meats for sale STILL…and there never will be.
These goats are now pets and are for sale at the rate of 3-5 per year. That might pay for gas for 3 months of the year. Good thing mom pays the rent!
Many big plans for the future that will never materialize, like goat yoga.
You are pushing these as a tax break when you YOURSELF have spent the last 10 years of your life demanding bigger government, higher taxes and more “free”” stuff.
You use bullshit buzzwords like “regenerative ranching” which actually means nothing at all. Do you have a certificate for that? Who certified your ranch? What are the requirements? The answer is “no, nobody and nothing” – anybody can say that. You also claim “ethically raised”? Also has no meaning – everyone raises goats like you do: let them run around outside and eat what they want. Hell, even I “raised goats” like that for a while. Takes zero skill.
You finally admit in writing that you DIDN’T “found” the ranch – it was founded 20 years before you were born.
The New York Times spoke to 13 undecided voters for months, and ultimately asked them how they voted. Many ended up voting for Trump AND flagged JD Vance as a main reason they moved in Trump’s direction.
Best VP pick in history?
Yes, JD Vance is the best VP pick in history. He is presidential material. He’s smart, humble, admirable in every way! He’s not an elite, and never will be because of his humble beginnings. Those things made him the man he is. He gained commonsense, honor, and a sense of ethics.
….[the VP debate] will be enough of a beat down that it will give Trump a huge bump. Between the port strike, Kamabla’s terrible hurricane response and people’s continuing anger about inflation and billions going to Ukraine, I am now convinced that TRUMP WILL WIN THIS ELECTION – DESPITE all the cheating we know will take place.
I’m putting my marker down here – five weeks from today. Trump will be victorious. Liberal heads will explode. It will be glorious.
