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Rents Crashing Everywhere. Zero Excuses Now For 35-Year-Old Bum To Live With Mom.

I happened to notice lately that rents are absolutely cratering in north Austin. Apartments that were $2,200 a month two years ago are now down to $1,300 a month. They are also VERY nice and located near all the action.

There are a TON of units and not a lot of takers. It has rarely been a better time to rent (compared to buying) than it is right now.

The same holds for Lampasas. Here are some screenshots just from today:

Those all work out to about $450 or $500 a month per bedroom. I even saw a one-bedroom for $600 per month.

SURELY a guy with “deep roots” to Lampasas can find ONE roommate to share with, no? I mean you DID brag about how long your family has lived here when you ran for City council!

Maybe Potato Head Fitzharris’s son could live with you. I think HE is also at home with mom now too! You could both sit around and talk about how awesome communism is all day long.

Anyways, the undeniable fact is that there ARE apartments available for a fairly cheap price right now. Clayton Tucker has belly-ached in the past about how expensive rent is. That excuse is now invalid.

So ONE of these two things HAS to be true:

#1 – the 35-year-old guy with an $80,000 college degree who was GIFTED a (supposedly) legit ranching operation AND who supposedly has a SECOND job with the Trade Justice Education Fund cannot even manage to scrounge up $600 per month out of his two “jobs.”

If #1 is true, you are a fuckup of biblical proportions. It means you are a shitty ‘rancher’ and have no idea what you are doing AND your second ‘job’ is not a job at all. You could EASILY find a job around here making $40,000 per year and move into your own apartment. You have no kids, no wife, no school debt – NOTHING. You have been out of college for THIRTEEN YEARS with ZERO expenses in your life and you STILL fucked it up. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for running the entire billion-dollar Texas Ag Department.

OR…

#2 – you have some weird attachment to your mommy and want to suckle at her teat every night. I can think of NO dudes who are 35-years-old and WANT to live with their parents if they didn’t absolutely have to (i.e. they are broke and CAN’T move out). I know you aren’t caring for your sick mother because I see her at the gym a few times a week. She’s in better shape than you and she’s like 70 years old.

SO – which is it, Comrade? Do you have no income or are you just a colossal parasite who has a weird mom-fetish and too scared to sleep alone every night?

Neither answer is a very good look, buddy.

Clueless, Unemployed Socialist Dildo Gets Her Uterus In A Twist Over Mundane Business Transaction.

It must really suck to live your life in a perpetual state of panic and retardation. How does Clayton Tucker get to sleep at night in mom’s upstairs bedroom when she is freaking out about 15 different non-events at the same time? She suffers perpetual panic, outrage and fear over the lights going out or the water disappearing or the price of lettuce being too high.

Seriously, you need to smoke a bowl and get laid. Then get a job so you don’t have so much fucking time on your hands to invent new issues to panic over.

His latest freakout is over a business getting bought…

This might be the gayest petition yet. “Sign here if you PREFER that small/medium business not get gobbled up” – LOL! Hey douchebag, the guy who BUILT that business for 41 years and is selling for a pile of money might take issue with that. YOU didn’t build shit and never will. HE did. He can do whatever the hell he wants. He deserves it. You’re a loser being an armchair quarterback from mom’s house.

You can bet your ass that if some clueless idiot offered Comrade Clayton $15 million for his shitty fake ranch, she’d be tripping over herself to sign on the dotted line.

“They’re coming for our BBQ!!!” screeches the clueless moron. If the unemployed socialist had actually read the article, she’d see it paints a very different picture. In fact, it involved a new manufacturing plant, which means jobs. Of course, to the unemployed socialist bum who lives with mom, ‘job’ is just a strange three-letter word she sees on the Internet sometimes.

Lady Clayton has not only never owned or started a business, she has never even WORKED for one. So she has ZERO idea how the world operates. People have been starting, growing and selling businesses for about 250 years now.

Lady Clayton’s concern for the little guy BBQ place is complete and utter bullshit, of course. You know how I know this? Because she has had about 37 “volunteer pizza parties” down in Austin during her campaign….but she has had ZERO volunteer food events right here in Lampasas at Young’s BBQ, which is about one mile from mom’s house where she lives.

You’d think that the guy who is supposedly a “Lampasas rancher a rural dude” (she’s neither) with “deep Lampasas ties” would be able to scare up a few volunteers right here in town! You’d think a “rancher” might offer, like, BEEF and ribs and rancher stuff at these little parties, no? That way you can support the rancher AND the local small business at the same time!

In fact, in the six years I’ve followed this cretin, he has never ONCE had ANY event that used steaks, hamburgers or ribs off of his OWN ranch or any bbq place in this town. That’s because he’s a fraud.

No, instead he makes a 90-minute drive to AUSTIN to offer up free pizza so he can attract the commie dirtbags and envious losers who populate that area. Hardly a “rural dude” with grassroots support, eh?

Fate Loves Irony

If only this moron had taken his own advice from six years ago. LOL.

Cold virus that is 99.98% survivable? “Stay home petrified and wreck the economy!”

Armed ICE agents in during lawful roundup of criminal aliens? “I think I’ll go insert myself into that chaos AND bring a gun with several full magazines! That’s a good idea! Then I’ll lay hands on the cops.”

You just KNOW he was one of those melodramatic twat nurses who yammered non-stop about how they were on the front lines of Covid and was on Facebook nonstop fishing for accolades as an “essential” hero.

Fossil Fuels And Feds Make Common-Sense Move To Save The Day. Renewables Totally Useless Right Now.

Roughly 185 million Americans remain under winter alerts today as Arctic air continues to pour deep into the central and eastern states. Wind chills are dropping into the minus 20s and minus 30s in some areas, with temperatures running 10 to 40 degrees below seasonal averages.

Look at all that global warming!!! Brutal.

On Sunday, the Energy Department issued emergency orders authorizing PJM to operate power plants at maximum capacity, including those fueled by coal and oil, regardless of limits set by environmental rules or state law. Similar orders were issued for ERCOT and ISO New England.

Golf clap for fossil fuels saving the grid from collapse.It wasn’t solar or wind. It was oil and natural gas.

So in New England, where fossil-fuel-hating libskank Carol Garner Doughty lives now in 2-degree weather, it is EVIL OIL that is keeping her from a certain death. Will she ever appreciate that? No. Because she is a massive dunce.

Thank god there are real MEN out there with brains who understand physics and math to keep thing running smoothly. Very, very smart guys who keep the lights on. If Carol was smart, she’d be on her knees fellating THOSE fellas instead of filthy, 68-IQ Somali grifters.

Clayton Tucker wants to abolish ALL oil and gas in the next four years!

Fighting Oligarchs By Throwing Money At Them.

Local socialist sodomite Clayton Tucker sure has a funny way of “fighting oligarchs”! If you look at his campaign spending and his food habits, you find some, ahem, contradictions to say the least.

Clayton Tucker: “Please donate your social security checks to me, little old ladies! I’ll fight the oligarchs and robber barons! I’ll fight against ridiculous CEO pay! Jeff Bezos has TOO MUCH MONEY! He’s hoarding it all so we have none!!”

Also Clayton Tucker:

FedEx is VERY well-known for being anti-union. Why didn’t Comrade Clayton use UPS instead? Could it be that he valued the lower price or better service of FedEx on that particular shipping need? It shouldn’t matter – according to Comrade Clayton, you should ALWAYS pick the union company! Of course, rules don’t apply to Comrade Clayton. He’s a hypocrite and a dunce.

Also a BIG Starbucks drinker!

Scared Socialist Rabbit Clayton Tucker Masturbating To ERCOT Dashboard Again.

I wondered how long it would take him to yammer about the grid.

Actually, the current reserve estimate is more like 6 GW, but that is neither here nor there.

What IS important to note (and what greentarded, pinwheel-loving Clayton fails to mention) is that as I write this, over SIXTY PERCENT of power generation is coming from beautiful, clean natural gas.

If we had listened to low-IQ clowns who want to ban fossil fuels by 2030, we’d all be sitting in the dark right now, freezing to death.

That’s because even if you had 100x more solar panels and pinwheels than we have right now, they would STILL be useless because the sun isn’t out and the wind isn’t blowing.

Moron.

It’s the SAME EXACT CYCLE over and over: idiots like Clayton Tucker push a terrible idea, then whine when the terrible idea results in shitty outcomes.

That’s literally ALL he does:

He wants open borders, then bitches about low wages. He wants “good jobs for Americans” but bitches about the tariffs necessary to onshore manufacturing again. He wants the government to provide “free stuff” for everyone, then bitches about the inflation that results from it. He wants idiotic solar and wind, then bitches that power bills are too high and bitches when the power reserve is low due to no wind or sun.

He’s a simpleton and a child. If I were his Dad I’d disown him tomorrow and kick his ass out of the house. Total clown.

** UPDATE ** – at 7am this morning (the hour that Clayton Tucker was panicking about) the reserves were actually over 16 GW!! So much for being a panican.

All Gas. No Brakes.

Communists (elected and street animals) are trained to charge RIGHT up to the legal line and then stop. They’re trained for this. They will occasionally take a step over the line to test you and see how you respond. That’s why it’s important to smash them into paste when they do.

Enforcing immigration law in Minneapolis is more important now than ever. Trump must double down, triple down, whatever it takes.

Democrats think they can subvert Trump’s single most important policy by throwing a tantrum. They must be proven wrong.

Continue deporting every single illegal invader.

Continue smashing any communist who tries to stop you.

All gas. No brakes. Save America.

Former Ag Commish Candidate Susan Hayes Admits On Video That There ARE Requirements For The Office.

Well, well, well….

You’ll want to go to the 1:35 mark, where she admits there are actually requirements to hold the Ag Commissioner position. How she got away with only TWO years of “farming” (total bullshit) is a mystery to me. Hopefully the GOP candidate will take those LEGAL requirements far more seriously and get Commie Clayton kicked off the ballot.

“…gave us a chance to experiment with growing some high-value crops on our land like both hemp and hops…which conveniently ultimately helped qualify me for this office…who knew there were statutory qualifications?”

Who knew there were statutory qualification? Seriously? This idiot is a LAWYER. I’m not a lawyer and I figured it out pretty quickly. THIS is the caliber of morons who usually decide to run for office on the shitlib side. Amazing.

Anyways, just another tightening of the noose around Comrade Clayton’s scrawny neck. Here we have a LAWYER and FORMER Ag Commissioner candidate admitting on film that YES there are actually requirements for the office.

I contend that Clayton Tucker meets NONE of them.

I would have argued in 2022 that THIS dumb broad didn’t meet them either. She’s a lawyer from Austin, for crying out loud. But at least she owns her own house and land and has a real job that allows her to support herself – three things Clayton Tucker cannot say.

Another Dumb Protester Gets Swiss-Cheesed By ICE. What A Shame.

Proving they STILL haven’t gotten the message, a moron carrying a gun and ammo decided to harass and wrestle the ICE guys who are trying to round up a bunch of criminal, balloon-headed Somali grifters and child rapists.

He is now dead.

Male nurse tries to be tough guy. Ends up as Swiss cheese.

If you bring a loaded gun and confront law enforcement in a highly charged environment, the results are not Pretti.

Rim shot!

Comrade Clayton the communist is unhappy with this…

4,100 followers – five likes. LOL.

Oh, he wanted to “help people”? Ok, then go to the hospital and help people, you imbecile. Why are you out in zero-degree weather harassing federal immigration officers trying to remove scumbags from the country?? I guess if you’re a male nurse and you look like that, you maybe have to try and prove you’re a tough guy and not a homosexual? I don’t know.

God bless our ICE heroes. They’re going to be faced with even more communist violence now. Whatever they’re making, it isn’t enough.

If you go out to impede federal law enforcement officers while carrying, then resist while being detained, you’re going to win a Darwin Award.

First ballot hall of fame retarding, right there.

It’s sure been a bad month to be a “legal observer”!

Clayton Tucker Is The Quintessential Grasshopper From Aesop’s Fable.

“The Ant and the Grasshopper” is an Aesop’s fable about a grasshopper who spends the summer singing and playing while an ant works hard to store food for winter. When winter comes, the hungry grasshopper begs the ant for food, but the ant refuses, telling him to dance the winter away as he did the summer, teaching a lesson about the importance of hard work and preparation for the future. 

“They’re hoarding all the wealth! They’re monopolizing it!” These are the desperate wails of a scared and confused grasshopper pussy as winter (middle age) approaches. He gets older and older and is still sponging off mom while everyone else his age has careers and savings and a place to live.

Clayton Tucker is a serious grasshopper fuckup. His parents handed him an $80,000 “education” and a (supposedly) fully-operational ranch complete with land, sheds, fences, and tractor, etc. He paid for none of it. He was GIVEN all of it. Still he failed.

What did he do for the last 13 years – his ‘summertime’ to keep our analogy going? Did he build anything from it?

No.

He spent them “singing and playing” on Twitter and Facebook complaining about how unfair life is. He joined commie groups and whined about “big corporations and oligarchs” and fretted about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year. Sitting in his mom’s house, jaundiced and butt-hurt, marinating in envy juice like a pasty worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

Failed pussy communist screams for free stuff. Like a baby.

The ANTS (responsible, hardworking men) have spent the last 13 years working, gaining skills, building a career, and accumulating wealth and assets through labor and investing.

Now the communist pussy grasshopper is upset he’s approaching middle-age and his sad life is a shambles and he owns nothing. He lashes out and blames “oligarchs” and “monopolies” for grabbing all the money and hiding it in a hole somewhere.

He looks around panicked and sees he is a failure getting left behind and sees OTHER people have stuff. Stuff he wants. So he demands it be taken from them and given to losers and bums like him.

His socialist pea brain will never admit he’s just a lazy bum who was handed everything and accomplished nothing, so it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Some shadowy “oligarchs” running around grabbing up all the money and “hoarding” it.

Communist wasted YEARS running around getting pictures with other failed and useless commie bums.

He doesn’t understand what wealth is, how it is created or even what money and inflation are. He was a dummy Poli Sci major who has been brainwashed by Bernie Sanders and his tales of communism. He lives in the greatest, easiest time in history in one of the richest countries in the world and he STILL can’t get his shit together.

Of course, even Bernie Sanders was smart enough to amass three houses and a cushy government job doing nothing for the last 40 years. Poor Clayton still lives with mom and doesn’t even have an apartment or a real job. So sad.

Even the dumb BIRD in my backyard managed to build his own nest and leave his mommy. Even the SQUIRREL in my yard managed to save some nuts up for the winter, and he has a brain the size of a walnut and no opposable thumbs.

What’s your excuse for being unable to outperform a fucking BIRD? LOL. You sad sack of shit. You cosplay cowboy. You communist capon.

I shit on you.