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Neotenic Commie Clayton Tucker All Of A Sudden Interested In Pedophile.

After spending the last 12 years never ONCE mentioning Jeffrey Epstein, which included four full years of the Biden regime (who did nothing), Comrade Clayton is now blaming everything on the GOP….

Cool story bro! But there are just a few holes in it:

It has been the GOP pushing hard for this from Day One – including a recent group of 12 GOP members led by Thomas Massey to force the release of the flies.

House Republicans Back Epstein Subpoena

TWO federal judges recently blocked release of the Maxwell grand jury transcripts. Guess who they were?? Oh right. OBAMA appointees! Shocker.

I don’t care what side of the aisle these pedo scumbags are on, I want them unveiled and thrown in prison forever. But I can guarantee you that there are a LOT more shitlib pedos on that list than right wingers. Probably by a 6 to 1 margin. A lot of your Hollywood heroes are rumored to be on there and they lean 98% shitlib.

Careful what you wish for, Comrade.

Homosexuals more likely to molest kids, study reports

Kraut For Brains Tries To Dunk On U.S. Over “German” Invention. But United States Already Invented It Over One Year Ago.

Local moron and far-left shitlib Christine Seefeldt got all excited that Germany “invented” a new gel to regrow cartilage in damaged joints:

The problem is, Northwestern University (which also happens to be my alma mater – go Wildcats!) already invented it over a year ago:

New biomaterial regrows damaged cartilage in joints

Also, if you look at charts of global patent issuance, the United States crushes the shit out of those kraut-eating, goose-stepping, lederhosen-wearing dummkopfs:

Isn’t that just like the kraut-for-brains Seefeldt: totally wrong and a year behind reality anyways. Kind of like the time she got all excited about African school girls “revolutionizing” electrical generation with jars of piss.

The reality is that the German economy is in the shitter, and their industrial base is collapsing thanks to massive mismanagement of their energy policy and overreliance on retarded pinwheels and solar instead of nuclear and gas..

Moron.

DUMMKOPF!!!

Chinese Scumbag Gene Wu Admits The Shitlibs Are Running Out Of Money. Will Not Stop Texas Redistricting.

What a shame. All the Democrat billionaire bootlicker lawmakers who illegally ran away to avoid a vote (and thwart democracy) are running out of money. Too bad they can’t just live in their mom’s house and get free food from her, right Comrade??

You need Americans to “gear up”? That sounds seditious to me. I think deporting seditious traitors like Gene Wu should be a priority.

I love how Wu blabbers about his “sacrifice” of missing eight months of paychecks. LOL. That’s like $4,000 or something. Dork.

I’m Not Sure I Can Handle Any More Of This Global Warming

Oceans boiling, millions dropping dead, crops dying, water disappearing, supermega hurricanes destroying billions of homes. Makes me want to buy a bunch of goats because of the horrid, arid conditions on this dying planet – and goats do WAY better than cattle. We probably only have like 6 years left, or something.

Oh wait….

Only 92 degrees in the middle of August? Brutal!

If this keeps up, excitable, panicky pussies like Clayton Tucker will start telling us the next Ice Age is coming, like the morons in the 1970s did.

AWOL Texas Shitlibs Begging For Money. Clayton Tucker Cheers Their Illegal Actions. Will He Donate To The Cause?

Mister “Democracy is under attack by the right!” Clayton Tucker is cheering the illegal actions of Texas democrats who fled the state rather than stay and VOTE (exercise democracy) on an issue they know they will lose. So I guess you can say that shit heels like Clayton Tucker only care about democracy when they know the vote will go their way. Otherwise, they run away like pussies and hide:

So you want to “ensure the democratic process is protected” by refusing to vote as you are required by law to do? Yeah, that makes sense. Only in the pea brain of a socialist does that make any sense at all.

Anyways, all the fines and fancy hotel rooms and airplane rides to Illinois cost money! And the shitlibs have their hands out for this….

So I wonder: will Comrade Clayton Tucker be donating to the cause he won’t shut up about? After all, he DOES have a big pile of money that he grifted off of a bunch of lonely old ladies. Will he open his wallet and put his money where his mouth is?

Or will he lie and say he TRIED to donate but they wouldn’t take his check – like he did when he lied about trying to donate money to the Lampasas ISD school lunch debt account?

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation

I’m guessing he won’t give one red cent.

Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker Having Total Meltdown Over Texas District Maps.

I haven’t seen the little communist this riled up since Ted Cruz took a vacation in February of 2021.

“Well-known” LOL. Maybe well-known for living with mom and not having a job. Otherwise, not so much.

Lemme explain to Tucker what’s going on in simpler terms:

Our side won. We run the state. That allows us to draw the new lines. End of story. It’s always been that way. It’s perfectly legal. To the victor goes the spoils.

The quarterback who wins the big game gets to fuck the prom queen.

The losing quarterback gets booed and goes home and makes love to his hand.

And then there are some tuba-playing dorks who dress like this….

…who were too afraid to ever get in the game at all, and instead sat under the bleachers muttering “I’ll show them!” and grows up to be a commie fuck bent on getting power and revenge….and living with his mom while he marinades in envy of the more successful people who went out and staked their claim.

So go ahead and keep crying like a pussy and stomping your feet like a four-year-old brat. It brings me great joy and it will do NOTHING to change the eventual outcome – which is your side losing five seats or so, including the ghetto rat Jasmine Crockett. More red states will join. It’s time our side gave you a taste of your own medicine. Too bad YOUR side is already gerrymandered to the max (IL, OR, CA, MD, CT, NY). Not a lot of meat left on your bone. We have a LOT of gerrymandering to do to equal things out.

Oh -and one other thing. Guess who is funding this illegal walkout by the democracy-hating dem shitbirds?

Soros! So who is the billionaire bootlicker now, you big dummy? LOL.

One more thing: wasn’t it YOU assholes who got rid of Biden (who was chosen by primary voters) and then INSTALLED (like a dictator) that moron Kamala by decree? I think it was. So please, spare us the bullshit about “earning votes,” you disgusting hypocrite.

Clayton ‘I Know What Shit Smells Like’ Tucker Drives 500 Miles Round Trip To Bore 16 Old Farts To Death.

These poor old codgers. Having to sit there and listen to a dingbat like Clayton Tucker blather about oligarchs and fake ranching in a fake Southern accent. Brutal.

I’ve noticed that at some of these little events, the attendees have taken to guzzling wine as of late. This serves to dull their senses and ease the pain of suffering through the verbal diarrhea of this socialist simpleton:

Call me crazy, but wasting about 10 hours to drive round trip to get the vote of 16 people who will pull the lever for a democrat no matter who it is, seems like a massive waste of time and gas money to me.

Throw in the fact that (1) Clayton Tucker does not even meet the basic qualifications for the job he is seeking and (2) will likely lose in the primary anyways and (3) given the age of these people, probably 8% of them will be dead by the time November 2026 rolls around – and you have a complete waste of time for everyone involved.

Of course, when you live with mom and have no real job, you can waste all the time you want, I guess. Anything to look busy, right Comrade??

Socialist Refrigerator Magnet Clayton Tucker Very Proud Of Himself For Knowing What Shit Smells Like. Thinks Only Fake Ranchers Know This.

Soft, doughy socialist mealworm Clayton Tucker is mad, y’all! He is steaming that the GOP dares to draw the new Congressional maps to their advantage – something that shitlib states like Illinois and Maryland have done in the extreme for decades.

He informs us that “I’m a rancher so I know what shit smells like.”

Spoiler: he’s NOT a rancher.

This may shock the fake rancher, but I TOO know what shit smells like, having taken roughly 20,000 of them in my lifetime. Every other human on the planet is also familiar with the smell for the same reason.

But as usual, Comrade Clayton thinks he has special knowledge of something when he actually doesn’t. Kind of like when he lied to the City of Lampasas on his candidacy forms and said he had “special knowledge of energy policy” back in 2017 when he tried to weasel into an open council seat by appointment. He failed, of course.

He is SUCH an expert, in fact, that he had to ask his dummy followers to answer a couple of very basic questions in February of 2021 after Snowmageddon wrecked havoc on our grid – a grid that was weakened by pinwheels and solar panels in the first place!

It is pretty safe to say, that no matter the topic, the socialist dummy who still lives with mom at age 34 and who has never had a real job has no idea what he is talking about.

Case in point: remember when Comrade Clayton demanded the minimum wage be lifted to “solve” the labor shortage in the restaurant industry?

Anyone with a brain knows that being forced to pay employees more than they are worth will result in those people being fired and their jobs being automated. Comrade Clayton does NOT have a brain so he might be shocked to see what just happened in California when they raised the fast food minimum wage to $20 per hour:

Thanks to economically illiterate, left-wing morons like Clayton Tucker, about 18,000 people are now getting a wage of $0 per hour after they were unceremoniously fired.

I’m guessing those 18,000 chumps don’t have a mom they can go live with for free either, like Clayton Tucker still does at age 34. But morons like Clayton Tucker don’t care about the wreckage his retarded policies leave behind. He’s already on to the next issue and can’t be bothered to look at results and maybe learn how things work in the real world.

Total fucking bozo.

Comrade Clayton Cancels Elections To Replace Himself As President Of TPC. Remains In Position. Clear Threat To Democracy.

Last month when local dipshit Clayton Tucker announced he was running for Texas Ag Commissioner, he ALSO stated that he would be stepping down as President of the Texas Socialist Caucus. Presumably because he didn’t have the time to run a doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner, kill goats at his fake ranch and beg for money with the Texas Progressive Caucus all at the same time. There are only so many hours in the day!

There were three candidates who stepped in to run and replace him – one of which was his muzzie butt buddy and current VP Emad Salem…

There were to be candidate forums, discussions and a vote to decide who would replace Comrade Clayton. That was almost a WEEK ago! But NOW, all evidence of those candidate forums and election plans have vanished like a fart in the wind over there at the Texas Progressive Caucus website.

Talk about a threat to democracy! Clayton Tucker acting like a dick tater and refusing to give up the reins of power. Typical communist hypocrite scumbag.

As of today, STILL clinging to power, according to the TPC website….