Pitch in for what? Where is the money going, you scumbag??
Can’t file til November? No worries! He doesn’t meet requirements of the office he is supposedly going to file for later? Fuggetabout it! Just open up that purse and HAND IT OVER!
What’s the money going for? Great question. He’s already stated that there will be “no more running as individuals” so he’s kind of breaking his bullshit rules already! It costs $0 to post gay shit all over Twitter and Facebook, so the money can’t be for that either!
Call me crazy, but “Clayton Tucker For Ag Commissioner” sure sounds like an individual to me! Who else is on the slate? Oh right – nobody. It’s all a fantasy and Clayton needs to grift as much money as he can before November when this entire farce falls apart.
FORTY percent of New York City’s population is foreign born. Not just second and third generation immigrants. Foreign born. Almost half the city wasn’t born in this country. NYC isn’t an American city anymore by any reasonable definition of the term. It’s a tragedy and a disgrace.
Deportations are an existential threat to the Democratic Party because they rely on ethnic resentment and patronage to immigrant blocks.
We can save New York, we can save the whole country, but we must have the will to deport illegals and place a moratorium on legal immigration.
Democrats knew that importing foreigners in mass would make the country more left wing. Republicans are still denying this truth because being called racist is worse than acknowledging your opponent’s winning strategy.
A a socialist is likely to be New York City's next mayor!
He makes economically ignorant promises like free busing and city run grocery stores.
Unsurprising that the kid who lives with mom and has never run any business or employed a single person doesn’t understand the difference between “revenue” and “profit.” He’s demonstrated that many times. He does it again today…
If they were a monopoly, they would never lose money and their profit margins would not be a measly 5% to 10%. Apple Computer (the mega cap company Comrade Clayton NEVER badmouths) has margins of 47% – nearly TEN TIMES HIGHER!
Secondly, revenue numbers are meaningless. A company can have $50 billion in revenues but also have $55 billion in costs – which means they LOST $5 billion. These morons don’t understand the difference.
No they don’t dummy. They LOST $648 million in 2023 and thus made a whopping $152 million over the last two years. Not exactly “billions.”
I’ll put it in terms Comrade Clayton can understand: his fake ranching ‘business.”
It’s like when Comrade Clayton sells 10 parasite-infested goats in a year and gets all excited about the $2,000 that he “made.” He ignores all the input costs, because those are likely covered by dad and grandpa. Grandpa pays $5,000 in property taxes and insurance since he actually owns the land (something Sid Miller will discover), dad pays $3,000 for new fencing supplies and tractor repairs since he owns the tractor. Dad also maybe buys Clayton some bales of hay and alfalfa and mineral licks for his pets. Dad buys him a stock trailer to carry a couple mini goats around, etc, etc. All that shit adds up, but Comrade Clayton doesn’t count it because he never pays it. It’s all “free.”
ANYBODY who has run a small business can attest to the endless number of surprise, bullshit expenses that pop up at the worst times to bite your ass. EVERYBODY gets paid before you. Comrade Clayton would know this if he had ever run one.
So Comrade Clayton can brag that he has massive revenues of $2,000 but his “operation” ALSO has expenses of maybe $10,000, in this example. So the operation takes a $8,000 LOSS for the year. Which is probably a small price to pay for Dad to keep his incompetent, aimless, live-at-home fuckup of a son busy every year. It also means it’s not a ‘business’ – it’s a hobby for a retarded kid.
If you are stupid enough to think TSN is a monopoly and they are printing money, you should DEFINITELY ask Dad for some money and invest in them. We’ll check back in a year and see how you did, moron.
Hint: TSN is DOWN 8% over the last 5 years. The S&P 500 is UP 98% in the last 5 years and gold (an inanimate object with zero revenues) is up 85%. Quite a bit of underperformance, wouldn’t you say??
Well, this is disappointing. If I was Trump and his DOE, I’d tell them to lie in the bed they made out of solar panels and laugh as their shitty pinwheels and solar panels resulted in blackouts all over the NE.
As soon as “end fossil fuels now!” retards like Carol Garner Doughty feel one iota of discomfort in the “sweltering” 97 degree “heatwave” then all that “save the world” bullshit goes right out the window and fossil fuel power plants are allowed to rescue these idiots from their own failed policies.
Bad play. Better to let the whole thing blow up and laugh as greentards sit in the dark while all their food rots in the fridge. Fuck em. Either that, or charge them $1 per kwh.
It appears that Clayton Tucker DOES NOT meet the legal qualifications to run for Ag Commissioner under Texas law! I’m no lawyer, but I think I just smothered his candidacy in the crib.
Before you dummy shitlibs donate your $25 to Clayton Tucker’s latest grift, you might want to read this…
Only numbers 1 and 3 could possibly apply. So we will focus on those.
He has demonstrably never “owned” anything, so he needs to hope he can prove he “operated” something or “engaged in business” somehow.
The “last 10 years preceding” election year means the years 2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017 and 2016. Comrade Clayton has to prove he was “engaged in the business of agriculture” for at LEAST 5 of those 10 years.
Seeing as how Comrade Clayton HIMSELF admitted he was a “political organizer” and NOT a rancher when he ran for Lampasas City council in May of 2021….
I TOLD YOU this would bite your ass.
….AND there are numerous photos of him as a full-on Bernie Bro acolyte and “organizer” for Our Revolution all through 2018, 2019, etc…
…it’s going to be VERY HARD indeed to say you were a “rancher” for five of those years. Indeed, the City council admission ALONE in 2021 means (if we are generous and assume you became a ‘rancher’ IMMEDIATELY after you got your ass kicked by Zac Morris) you can only point to 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025 – which is FOUR years. Not the five required.
Oops.
I’m pretty sure pictures of you feeding a few goats on grandpa’s property doesn’t meet the legal definition of “operating a ranch” lol.
Throw in the total lack of W2s, business records, tax records, employees, grandpa’s name on the property, etc and it will be VERY easy for a pro like Sid Miller to shred your ass into coleslaw over this in court.
Too bad, Comrade. I was looking forward to 18 months of tearing your campaign to shreds.
**UPDATE * 8 HOURS LATER: You know that Comrade Clayton has been on the phone with Jim Hightower panicking over this for the last five hours. Then he went to his 94-year-old Meemaw and tried to convince her to backdate a farm deed to 2016. LOL. Fucking loser.
Meemaw! I’ll buy you 100 mini goats if you’ll just sign this and lie!!
Hint: it’s not to win. He has zero chance. He must know this on some level. He’s gotten destroyed in his last three “campaigns” and has never so much as sat on a board in our tiny town of Lampasas. He’s a proven failure and incompetent goldbricker.
He can’t even file for another 5 months – so WHY do this NOW, so far ahead of time? Technically, he’s not even currently “running” since he hasn’t filed candidacy papers and cannot do so until late this year. Shit, I can say I’M running for Ag Commissioner too! See how easy it is? I declare it!
I have a theory. There are TWO reasons that makes sense to me.
#1 – just a good, old-fashioned money grift. By announcing this early, he gets all the dummy socialists to donate to his campaign. That’s money he can keep after he gets destroyed or withdraws for some made-up reason later on. He’s still shuffling around money from his failed 2020 campaign. He uses it to fund his pet PAC projects like Texas Bluebonnet PAC and the Farm & Food Action PAC. It’s a total grift. All he has to do is stick his hand out and a certain number of lonely old ladies who love goat pictures will donate $50 here and $100 there.
In fact, he had his grifting page up BEFORE he even announced!
#2 – it justifies his lack of employment and gives him yet another reason to avoid real work on his failed “ranch.”
You see, if he was just driving around to these little “speeches” 3 or 4 times a month for no reason, he just looks like an aimless, pathetic, live-at-home son. Which he most definitely is.
This move is quite slick, actually. Only a pro grifter and shitbag would think this way. He’s going to do the EXACT same thing he was doing for the last few years, but now (1) some dumbshits will donate free money to his account and (2) he can attribute all the wheel spinning to a “higher cause.” He’s running for Ag Commissioner to “save the small farms” and “feed the poor hungry kids.”
Get paid to do the same useless shit I always do AND slap a Big Important Title on it so I can act like I’m helping everyone?? Yes please! I’m in!
See how that works? You see how Clayton ALWAYS paints himself as a do-gooder while not actually doing anything at all?
EXAMPLE #1
Open your wallet and pay off local school lunch debt like you lied about doing? No thanks. That costs real money! Clayton takes a pass on that. That’s actual sacrifice by lightening his wallet.
VERSUS…
Wear a useless mask while driving around in your car by yourself? Being an annoying scold and chiding everyone ELSE to wear a mask or you’re a bad person? DEMAND everyone wear a mask OR ELSE?? Oh yes – Clayton is ALL OVER that shit. Requires zero effort on his part and he gets to look like a hero with his virtue signaling.
Dork STILL wearing a mask OUTSIDE in spring of 2021. Fucking moron.
Clayton takes the easy route once again!
EXAMPLE #2
Work hard, quietly and thanklessly to build a REAL ranch business with all the free shit grandpa gave him? Provide beef to the country at a decent price? Fuck all that. That’s real work and he might fail! Clayton has no interest in that.
VERSUS…
TALK about ranching a lot and the need for more ‘family farms.’ Join Farmer’s Union and post pictures of yourself on social media demanding the government (taxpayer) shell out a bunch of money for all your pet projects and wants? Oh yes! Clayton loves that shit. Sitting around telling other people what to do on social media so you can look like a “good guy” demanding free shit for everyone? Requires ZERO effort. Clayton is all in on that.
Look at me! I’m helping everyone by making infantile demands!!
It was only a matter of time before she “didn’t ask the City for anything” once again! She must have given up on the ridiculous parking lot idea already.
You’d think it would occur to YoderGnome (TM) to get the OK for this BEFORE she spent a bunch of money on a giant rain water collection tank, but that’s the mind of a failed “life coach” and Clayton Tucker supporter for you.
You can see her demands on PAGE 108 of tonight’s council meeting package.
I’m not sure which reason is my favorite:
#1 – she wants it to reduce the need to use City water “during times of drought” – which by definition, means no rainfall and thus no water to fill the tank. I’m guessing that tank holds maybe 15 hours of watering. Then what? When it doesn’t rain for 3 months, you’re right back to City water. LOL. What a maroon.
OR
#2 – we don’t like the icky City water you give us at a massive discount, even though we’ve been using about 60,000 gallons per year for the past four years and everything grew just fine.
Take your pick.
Well, at least they might have it all hooked up and ready for July and August, the two driest months of the year. LOL.
Wait a second: Yoder…gnome…yoda….how did I not see this before?!?
He’s just a good old boy posing in front of Dad’s beater American truck with his loyal dog. As Texas as Texas can be…
The truth is he hates America and Texas and wakes up every day thinking “how can I push more America-wrecking socialist claptrap today?”
What he WON’T mention is his obsession with China, his praise of China and Taiwan, his many trips to China, or his adoration of muzzies…
He also won’t mention that he is in favor of wide open borders, thinks a border wall is “racist” and is in favor of ALL those invaders getting “free” healthcare through his “Medicare for All” demands – basically turning us into California.
A tendency “of” getting me fired up? Jesus, man. How about a tendency “to get me” fired up? You need a refund on your $80,000 college degree.
Oh, and don’t forget he had “he/him” pronoun bullshit all over EVERY single social media account until very recently when he decided it’s better to hide that garbage from the normal Texans….
But other than all that, he’s TOTALLY a Texan, ya’ll!!
Whoops! That’s for the northeast where all the shitlibs live! LOL.
This alert was issued in anticipation of tight conditions on the 13-state system as electricity demand is set to top 160 gigawatts on the afternoon of June 23, which would be the highest peak since July 2011,” Bloomberg wrote in a note, adding, “The Eastern US grid operator also called a “maximum generation emergency” to shore up supplies.”
Awww. That’s too bad. Looks like it definitely includes the state of MassiveTwoShits where Crazy Aunt Carol lives. Too funny. First she freezes her twat off all winter and now (hopefully) she swelters in her home when the power goes out because the shitibs that run the area shut down all the coal plants and nuke plants because “muh carbon footprint!”
