Obsession With Global Warming Hoax Leads Beginner Rancher Astray. Results In Numerous Goat Deaths.

This is just sad. I feel horrible for all those poor goats he keeps killing. Just one after another.

This is what happens when you have an irrational fear of imminent global catastrophe and you ACTUALLY BELIEVE the world is going to “boil” in the next 6 or 8 years.

Super smart ‘rancher’ with $80,000 college degree in International Relations can’t spell “devastate” correctly.

You make incredibly stupid decisions, misallocate resources and then sit there wondering where it all went wrong. Good thing he has mom and dad to take care of him and give him a place to live.

How did this happen?

Well, as you recall, according to Comrade Clayton (who has lied repeatedly about being a “fifth-generation rancher”) they have “always been a cattle family”:

So with (supposedly) four generations of ranching knowledge under his belt AND a FREE functioning cattle operation handed to him on a silver platter by the four previous Tucker generations AND with beef prices going straight up – what does he decide to do?

He decides to get into goats instead. Now why would he do that? Well, according to Comrade Clayton himself:

“Now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark]

Naturally, about six weeks after Comrade Clayton made this statement, Lampasas had the wettest May since 1895.

Oops.

It seems Comrade Clayton, who is not very bright to begin with, has confused CLIMATE with WEATHER. Comrade Clayton is making decisions TODAY for an event (temperatures rising a massive 1.5 degrees) that may or may not happen ONE HUNDRED YEARS from now – long after Tucker himself is dead and buried like his many unfortunate goats.

Poor Clayton. No matter how many times you tell him, he simply refuses to believe that this global warming hoax has been going on for a LONG time and NONE of the predictions have come true. Here is a dipshit from 1983 saying the SAME THING. The catastrophe is always about 7 to 10 years away…like a carrot dangling on a stick in front of a donkey:

The irony here is that the chick on the left (Jessica Savitch) was a monumental coke head and nut job who ended up dying in a car wreck the VERY SAME YEAR she made this video blathering lies about global warming.

The moral of these stories? You need to realize your risk assessment abilities are shit. You’re like the irrational moron who is afraid to fly and insists on driving 1000 miles instead, not understanding that your odds of dying in a car wreck are about 100 times higher.

Same thing with the Covid dummies who are 150 pounds overweight but are instead obsessed with wearing a mask to prevent a respiratory virus that has a 99.7% survival rate while they are careening towards a heart disease and diabetes.

Banning Fossil Fuels Will Make Heat Waves More Dangerous – Not Less.

Air conditioning is an incredible invention that is too often taken for granted. Back in the 1840s, long before air conditioning, a Florida doctor named John Gorrie found that his patients recovered better from disease when placed in a cool room. Gorrie developed a system to cool hospital rooms, but it required huge blocks of ice to be cut and transported from frozen lakes and rivers in the northern states. Gorrie’s system made no sense logistically, but his method for cooling a room laid the foundation for what would become modern air conditioning.

Sixty years later, a New York engineer named Willis Carrier [white male nerd – the guys who invent everything awesome] expanded upon Gorrie’s design by utilizing cooling coils to heat and cool air. These first air conditioning units took up an entire room and cost as much as $1.5 million each in today’s dollars. But as Carrier and his competitors raced to improve upon their designs, air conditioning units became smaller, more efficient, and more affordable.

A big problem with early air conditioning units was that the compounds they used as refrigerants, such as ammonia and propane, were toxic, flammable, explosive, and not very effective. Then, in 1928, Thomas Midgley Jr. and his team in the Frigidaire division of General Motors synthesized the first chlorofluorocarbon (CFC), which they named Freon.

The adoption of CFCs like Freon provided a major boost to air conditioning. In the 1930s, when the US experienced the most severe heat waves in its history, air conditioning units began to be installed in movie theaters. Around the same time, the first window-mounted units were developed. But it wasn’t until after World War II that air conditioning started to become affordable and compact enough to become a common fixture in American homes. By the 1960s, most new homes in the US had central air conditioning.

Air conditioning did not merely make life more comfortable; it saved lives. Heat-related deaths fell by 80 percent after the adoption of air conditioning. Regions like the arid Southwest and the humid Southeast became more habitable for more people.

But as Mark Thornton has pointed out, the benefits of air conditioning extend far beyond staying cool on a hot day.

Because architects no longer needed to rely on windows for ventilation, air conditioning allowed for larger, sturdier buildings that could extend higher than had ever been possible. These skyscrapers significantly increased the supply of housing and office space in urban areas without requiring more land. That meant the air conditioning making residences and offices more comfortable was also making them more affordable.

The cooling and dehumidifying effects of air conditioning also help conserve things like books and historical artifacts. Thanks to modern HVAC systems, every major city in the country can have libraries, archives, and museums. That wasn’t true before. In fact, Willis Carrier first invented air conditioning not to cool hot rooms but to prevent magazine pages from wrinkling for a Brooklyn publishing company.

Air conditioning has helped enormously with textile production, surgeries, plant and animal breeding, pharmaceuticals, and transportation—not to mention the preservation and transportation of food through refrigeration. It is also crucial for cooling the vast data centers that, together, power the internet.

That’s all to say that it’s hard to overstate how much the world we all live in depends on our ability to control our indoor climates, regardless of the outdoor temperatures. But these systems rely on two central components: energy and refrigerants. And both of these components have come under attack from environmentalists and their allies in government...as well as far-left greentard radicals.

Environmentalists are very clear that they want the world’s governments to force their populations off fossil fuels. They fantasize about a world where, after a few cleverly concocted government policies are enacted, the world transitions to energy sources like solar and wind, the weather improves, and we all get to live in an egalitarian, plant-filled, postscarcity utopia.

But those ambitions will never leave the realm of fantasy. So-called renewable sources like solar and wind power cannot support the world’s population at the current level of development. At best, things like air conditioning—which requires a lot of energy—will become more expensive.

More likely, modern HVAC systems will become unavailable for large swaths of the population. Because, in addition to the effort to ban fossil fuels, today’s environmentalists have also set their sights on the refrigerants these systems rely on.

It began in the nineties when the world’s governments seized on a scare that CFCs were causing a hole in the ozone layer (which was essentially a complete hoax) to ban the refrigerant and force a transition to a worse alternative called hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs). The coerced adoption of HFCs made refrigerators, air conditioning systems, and even asthma inhalers more expensive and less effective. That’s the big reason why, as Thornton pointed out in the article linked above, air conditioning’s march to affordability reversed course in the 1990s and now costs so much.

But it gets worse. 

The US government has already passed legislation to phase in a total ban on HFCs. Most bans are set to kick in over the next couple of years, but unlike the CFC ban thirty years ago, there is no clear alternative this time around. If it’s mentioned at all, the other options presented are the same toxic, flammable, inefficient compounds like ammonia and propane that were used in the early air conditioning units ninety-five years ago. Companies have begun hoarding HFCs as the phaseout progresses and, earlier this year, the first arrest was made for smuggling the refrigerant into the country.

As air conditioning becomes even less affordable and available, all the benefits outlined above begin to slip out of reach as well. Life grows more expensive because internet, food, and rent prices will rise as the supply of data centers, refrigeration systems, and urban housing takes a hit. And, ironically, the warmest parts of the country will become less inhabitable, not because of a change in the climate, but because so-called green policies are destroying our ability to make them livable.

So, in a sense, environmentalists are right when they warn that heat waves will become more dangerous. But it’s not because of small increases in their average peak temperature. It’s because of the environmentalists themselves.

“Green” Wind Turbines Are Anything But.

This photo is the steel reinforcement of the base of a wind turbine, you will still have to add between 21,000 and 28,000 cubic feet of concrete, which is a weight of nearly 2000 tons!

Once the wind turbine is dismantled, this base will forever be buried in the ground.

Then, of course, there is the sheer amount of space needed for pinwheels compared to a more rational and useful form of energy – like nuclear plants.

Nuclear plant: Approximately 1-4 square miles (640-2,560 acres)

Wind farm: Approximately 120-300 square miles (76,800-192,000 acres)

You Dummies Need To Learn Stop Sign Rules Of The Road.

I don’t know why it’s always at Howe and 6th, but that seems to be the spot where morons congregate to flaunt their total ignorance of the rules of the road.

[OK, we know why. There are two schools on that street and thus during the school year, there are a huge number of women driving as they drop off/pick up kids. Obviously there will be a ton of bad driving around those times. But school is not in session now!!]

The shocking thing is, when this happened to me yesterday it was a middle-aged white guy in a pick-up truck who was the moron! Not an old lady. Not an Asian. Not a flaming homo. Not an illegal Mexican. No…it was a guy like me who should definitely know better. Everyone knows that middle-aged, straight white guys are the best drivers of all.

In a rare occurrence yesterday around 1pm, all three of us hit that intersection at the EXACT same time. I know the fucking rules, so I was sitting there waiting for the guy to my right to go first and drive straight ahead. Instead he sat there like a retard and stared at me like I was in the wrong!

We were all traveling STRAIGHT….

So I sat and gave him the “what are you waiting for, douchebag” look. He then tries to WAVE ME THROUGH! No, no, no. YOU have the right of way. That’s the law, buddy. Don’t you dare wave me through like I’m some dipshit teenager who made a mistake behind the wheel and you’re doing me a favor. You fucker!

So I waved him through even harder and yelled “you have the right away, you stupid asshole” through the windshield which only my 9-year-old could actually hear but I’m guessing the guy to my right could read my lips pretty well as I yelled.

Meanwhile the poor sap to my left was trying to figure out what the hell was going on and waiting for both of us assholes to go.

Brutal. Learn the rules, motherscratcher.

“Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can’t see you”. 

Fire-Alarm-Pulling Socialist Moron Jamaal Bowman Gets Destroyed In Primary. Lauren Boebert Wins.

What a shame. Hard to believe that all the screaming and yelling and dancing around with your fellow chowderheaded donkey last week didn’t help your chances….

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lwx2ffGBNV0%3Fsi%3Deq1rDX3JpGaUTRRq

Jamaal Bowman lost his seat in Congress because Street Communists are only allowed to become Elite Communists if they can control themselves. Jamaal couldn’t reform his barbarian ways (pulling fire alarms and stuff) and now it’s back to being a street animal for him.

Back to working at McDonald’s, you utter clown.

City Officials To Curse Construction Project Today With Garden Implements In Staged Photo Op

Apparently, the City will “break ground” on the $2.2 million dollar Hostess House ‘facelift’ (NOT REMODEL! NOT RENOVATION!) today around 9am.

Remember the LAST time this happened? A bunch of City bozos grabbed shovels and posed for the “ground breaking” of the Business Pork Project:

Ground being cursed back in 2015. NINE YEARS ago!

Technically, it wasn’t really the groundbreaking, since the LEDC bought that goat pasture back in 2004. It merely marked the very first time they wasted a massive sum installing infrastructure. This was the beginning of the extremely profligate Toups years – which also saw a giant pile of money incinerated on a new City council chambers.

Anyways, the result of the above photos and the display of garden implements in a ceremonial fashion resulted in nothing but disaster for the Business Pork. It STILL sits empty today, despite many millions more poured into it.

Today they will repeat this process of cursing the ground and ensuring the project will be a money pit and disaster for the next year or so.

Congratulations, guys!

Of course, here’s how it started: at $200,000. It ended 10x higher!

Haughty, Humorless Hippo Hurt Horrifically During Hannah Hijinx

A tragic and deadly accident NEARLY took place today at Hanna Springs pool. A large, semiaquatic mammal was ALMOST very nearly SERIOUSLY injured when a dangerous projectile hurled at high speeds by a 6-year-old splashed down near her – knocking MULTIPLE droplets of water into her hair and possibly grazing her knee!!!

Might I suggest wallowing in a mud pit, madame? Far away from the children having fun in the pool?

Obviously, she immediately went over to the pool manager to loudly report and complain about the fun, laughter and general tomfoolery these young children (ages 6, 9 and unknown) were engaged in at the City pool during their summer break.

I was able to get my hands on the deadly projectile being used in the pool. As you can see, this horrendous weapon of war has NO PLACE in the City pool!!

This could obviously do MAJOR damage if launched at a human body at 900 mph.

As you can see, the SUPER SMART and RATIONAL pool manager (who was totally NOT on a power trip) was COMPLETELY within her rights to ban this dangerous toy immediately at the urgings of the hippo since it clearly violated the posted rules of the pool:

I’ll give you some “hard balls” you moron.

I also later accosted the severely injured woman (to apologize for a 6-year-old almost killing her with a 3 ounce squishy ball) and asked her to show me where the broken bones, contusions and lacerations could be found on her generously-proportioned carcass.

She looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. Then waddled out to her car.

Thankfully, any SERIOUS injury was avoided and all fun was ceased IMMEDIATELY at the pool. Great job by all involved at stopping what COULD have been a deadly incident!

More Wheels Fall Off LEDC.

First Ybarra resigned (which STILL has not hit the newspapers!) and now LEDC member Shahan bowing out. From the City council packets [page 137]….

“…Mr Shahan has opted to resign his position on the LEDC board…”

The funniest part about that? About 2.5 years ago, he was APPOINTED by the LEDC after he didn’t even bother to apply for the position! Thus passing over a bunch of eager citizens who DID bother to fill out an application! I wrote about this in November of 2021:

What has been accomplished in the last 2.5 years? Well, a hell of a lot of money has been spent (way over a million) and we have a nice crop of about 15 fire hydrants and a paved road over at the Business Pork.

Of course, they still have ZERO tenants after 20 years and $7.5 million dollars wasted. Well done!

Democrats Are The Party Of Losers, Pervs and Morons. Every Time.

Weirdos and losers are drawn to the Democrat Marxist Party like a moths to a flame. It is the party of the malcontents and envious beta cucks. The Biden Administration is filled with them – and so is Austin.

Just look at this loser:

Why did he resign? Well, to keep his cushy benefits before he could be fired.

Why would he be fired? Glad you asked.

According to court records, Joseph Frederick pulled a gun on his roommate threatening him and demanding he leave their apartment.

Clearly these guys are all homos. That’s pretty much a given for the Democrats. But that’s not even the most pathetic of it all.

#1 – this guy is in his 50s and still has a roommate [a la Clayton Tucker living with mom or Grady Lucas booting his mom to a nursing home and taking her house].

#2 – this guy is too stupid to figure out how to look at porn.

#3 – this guy is an insecure beta male.

#4 – this guy is a lawyer and yet still stupidly pulled a gun on someone, thus guaranteeing he would get in big trouble.

#5 – this moron just lost a $134,000-per-year job because he was too stupid to stream porn and is such a loser he has a roommate at age 51.

Can you get any dumber??? That would be like, I don’t know, faking racist comments to yourself and getting caught because you stupidly left your email on the “racist” remarks.

Oh wait…a dumb-ass Democrat scumworm did that recently, as well!

Then you have the Biden Administration’s bald, disgusting tranny-freak who wears dresses and steals luggage….

Nauseating.

It never ends. It’s an endless stream of retards, mentally-ill perverts and absolute losers. Over and over.

Hey wait a second – that lawyer with the gun worked for a big City of a million people and made $134,000 per year? But somehow our City manager (population 7,200) who does NOT have a law degree and lives in a town with a much lower cost of living is making $153,000 per year?!?!

Ok. Keep telling me our City employees at the top aren’t wildly overpaid.

Hell, Assistant TO the City Manager Ryan Ward almost makes as much as this gun-waving, porn-deprived homo with a law degree!!