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Want To Spend $30 For A Super Crappy Gay Hat To Support An Unemployed Communist Bum? We Gotcha Covered.

The monkey danced for me again!

Just DAYS after I laughed at his merch at one of his “campaign rallies” and wondered out loud why he wasn’t selling this crap on his website, he posted a “store” that gives you two choices to show your support for a communist bum who lives with his mom and wears a fake rancher costume while he drives aimlessly around the state with a baby beluga at the wheel.

You can buy a horribly-colored t-shirt with a 8-inch neck OR a faggy camo hat that is a copy of ANOTHER failed, fake “rural” homo named Tim Walz!

Just like Tim Walz and his shotgun, Clayton Tucker ALSO pretends to be a “rural guy” while fucking up basic stuff like using a wrench or calling a nut a bolt!

Comical Video Of Socialist Nitwit “Repairing” Tractor Good For Several Belly-Laughs

Comrade Clayton apparently took down the ORIGINAL video of him looking like a fucking moron and calling a nut a bolt while using a wrench incorrectly. Luckily, I recorded it on my own so we can laugh at it forever!

Where Are All The Hurricanes? Climate Hoax Pussies Wrong Again.

Where are all the hurricanes?

And where are the climate alarmists, leftist corporate media outlets, and douchebags like Clayton Tucker with their predictions of imminent doom for planet Earth? 

In Greta’s case, perhaps the funding for climate change propaganda dried up, and she has since shifted her focus to everything Palestine. As the saying goes, “follow the money”. 

Back to the Atlantic hurricane season: it’s been eerily quiet, with no signs of activity this week – even though this is typically the peak of the season. This is the period when tropical cyclones and hurricanes are expected to be churning in the Atlantic Basin, often threatening or making landfall in the U.S., while leftist corporate media unleashes propaganda blaming the working class and their gas stoves, diesel trucks, and meat consumption for fueling the crisis.

Yet many of these climate alarmists present more taxes and banning cow farts as the solution to save the planet, yet never mention that they fly around in private jets and sail diesel-powered mega yachts…. 

Weather Trader meteorologist Ryan Maue told USA Today in an email that peak hurricane season can be described as a “ghost town,” adding that “the Atlantic tropics have gone DORMANT again.”

Seasonality-wise, this week is supposed to be the busy one…

Hurricane specialist Michael Lowry wrote on X, “Only two hurricane seasons in the modern record – 1992 and 1968 – went the two weeks leading up to the traditional hurricane season peak without an active named storm. Now we’ll add 2025 to the list. My thoughts on the unusually quiet start to September.” 

The result of climate propaganda by leftist corporate media outlets has been a mental health crisis among some youngsters, causing them to develop climate anxiety.

The brainwashed pussy generation. Revolting.

Someone needs to tell the youngsters and climate pussies like Clayton Tucker that Al Gore has been wrong for decades. 

Hey City Council: What Are You Saving Up To Be? Jewish??

Yeah, it’s a line from Platoon. Calm down.

I read in the Radiogram today that there were some fireworks at last night’s City council meeting when the skinflints in charge tried to reduce their already-meager offerings towards the annual Christmas lights at WM Brook Park!

Instead of $30k, they only want to donate $20k. They are making a big deal out of $10,000. They want more “private fundraising” to “support and offset the costs.”

[“Hey citizens! I know we keep soaking you for higher water rates, wastewater rates, electrical rates and property taxes due to several retarded mayors in a row, but YOU NEED TO COUGH UP MORE DOUGH if you want lights!!”]

Oh really? Let me give you just a TINY taste of the dumb shit you have wasted money on over the last few years and compare it to an extra $10,000 for an event that pretty much EVERYONE in town enjoys for multiple weeks at Christmas:

You are currently wasting over $2.2 million on the Hostess House (probably closer to $2.6 million by now with all the fuckups). A Hostess House that you MIGHT, if you’re lucky, make $12,000 per year off in rental fees. Minus expenses, of course.

You handed Misti Talbert close to a MILLION DOLLARS in Covid money for her failed Business Park and you believed her bullshit that tenants were “just about to move in” after falling for that line since 2004.

You wasted over $47,000 clearing concrete and drawing up an agreement with Martin Rod & Custom for an “RV and Boat Storage” business that never happened and which I WARNED YOU would never happen years ahead of time.

You just gave 5% raises to EVERYONE who works for the City – even the people who make $95,000 per year already. The AVERAGE salary and benefits for a City worker is now about $100,000. That 5% raise is TWICE what social security recipients will get for THEIR COLA. That’s a cost of about $300,000 per year in new salary in perpetuity. OH, and you also renewed the “premium” healthcare plan for all City workers despite a massive 9% increase – translating into many hundreds of thousands of dollars more.

You blew $1.5 million on a new City council chambers, when the original budget was $350,000. Part of that debacle was selling an old building for $75,000 then buying back THE SAME BUILDING 15 months later for $229,000!

You also spent $96,000 on an A/V system that was ORIGINALLY agreed to with a different company for $34,000!

You spend over $5,000 per year on an “elevator maintenance” at your fancy City council digs because the elevator company you chose bungled the job AND was the more expensive choice in the first place (by about $30,000)!!

You handed S2M2 $185,000 in “economic incentives” to build a bunch of houses that NEVER EVEN GOT BUILT! They ignored the signed agreement repeatedly.

Let not forget Deorald Finney – the developer who was gifted $72,000 in ‘free’ electrical hookups for his subdivision (Stone Valley).

Talbert and her crew also okayed blowing $180,000 on a pre-fab bathroom at Campbell Park – even though Misti herself signed off on a combo concessions stand AND restrooms at Garret Soccer Complex for only $19,000 prior to that! It never registered in her pea brain that she shouldn’t pay almost TEN TIMES MORE than she did previously for LESS building!

You blew $120,000 with Halff Associates back in 2019 for them to run a SURVEY of the City to help “plan the future of Lampasas.”

If you search this blog going back SEVEN YEARS you will find DOZENS and DOZENS of shady deals, no-bid bullshit, and MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of dollars wasted on moronic and fruitless STUPIDITY!! Pavilions that cost 3x what they should. Skate parks that mysteriously double in price because “diesel” and all sorts of other shenanigans. But you’re being assholes about a measly ten thousand dollars?!?!?!

Not only should you give Christmas on the Creek the $30,000 you gave them last year, you should give them $50,000 for being such horrible stewards of tax dollars and wasting so much money on outrageously useless garbage.

Do me a favor and forward this article along to everyone you know in town. Maybe someone can put it on LCBN page or something.

Still Funny Three Years Later.

That chick collapsing on stage and fracturing her skull immediately after bragging about being vaxxed is the only time I’ve ever laughed at a female stand-up comedian.

Ask FDR

Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”

Hey FDR! If you hate monopolies so much and they do nothing but screw the consumer and make prices go up a whole bunch then why are you such a staunch defender of the public school monopoly??? In Chicago and Baltimore, the public school monopoly has increased the cost per student to over $30,000 and has provided such a horrible product, that only 30% can read at grade level and only 18% are proficient in math.

If monopolies are so bad, then why are government-run school monopolies GOOD???

“Don’t ask me! I can’t be expected to actually explain my positions! I just repeat what I read on Bernie Sanders’ Twitter page. I’m 35 and live with my mom, for Christ’s sake! I don’t actually know shit!”

Fake Dummy Rancher Revamps His Website. Links To Mises Institute Article – Which Totally Demolishes All Of His Own Beliefs.

This has to be one of fake rancher Clayton Tucker’s biggest retard moves yet.

After screaming about “monopolies” for the last nine months, he links to a Mises Institute article that says the EXACT OPPOSITE!

Either Comrade Clayton has zero reading comprehension skills or he didn’t bother to read the actual article all the way through. So he’s either stupid or lazy. I’ve always said he’s both.

From the article:

However, assume there are increases in the prices of goods by alleged monopolists. If the money stock remains unchanged, however, then no general increase in the prices of goods and services will take place.

Hence,increases in the money supply underpin the underlying rises in prices and not monopolies. Without the support of the money supply, all other things being equal, no general increase in prices can take place notwithstanding monopolies.

The idea that government should regulate so-called monopolies to promote competition and prevent the acceleration in price inflation is a fallacy. What causes price inflation is the monetary policy of the central bank. Furthermore, harmful monopolies cannot emerge without government issuing licenses or other restrictions.

LOL! I’m not sure if Comrade Clayton even knows this, but the Mises Institute is a hard-core AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS think-tank. They are about as radically free-market and libertarian as you can get…and the Fake Dummy Rancher links to one of their articles completely disproving all of his beliefs. HAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny.

The BIGGEST cause of inflation (and Milton Friedman would argue the ONLY one) is government money printing and debasement of the currency. That is something gold and silver understand very well. Gold has gone from $35 an ounce to $3,600 an ounce since we went off the gold standard in 1971. You going to blame “greedy gold monopolies” for that, too? Moron. The price of EVERYTHING is up about 30% since the Covid money printing. That would be the “stimulus” that morons like you and Bruce Haywood screamed for back in 2021.

Bruce thinks it’s all Magic Money from “the government” – fat moron.

Dude, you were a PoliSci major – one of the biggest jokes there is. You know absolutely nothing about economics, math, business or how the real world works. You are a tiny mosquito in a small town who lives with his mom at age 35. That’s it. Go get a job, you clown.

Now watch the monkey dance for me as he eliminates that link from his website in 3…2…1…

Fake Rancher Poses With Several Exhumed Corpses In Another Campaign “Event” Flop.

I think fake rancher Clayton Tucker is just taking pictures with posed cadavers at this point. I mean, look at this sorry lot:

Clayton Tucker: patron saint of the pitiful.

Amazing turnout! Totally worth driving hours and hours for. That old crone on the right reminds me of one of those stuffed raccoons you put in the corner of your house as a joke with its paws raised in the air. LOL. She’s probably just as intelligent, too.

I’m not kidding when I say a good 20% of the decrepit old socialist morons he meets at these things will not be alive by election time.

Remember:

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker has not even officially filed for Ag Commissioner since you cannot file for another couple months or so.

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker is very unlikely to qualify to run for Ag Commissioner since he meets NONE of the legal requirements.

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker will likely have a primary opponent in March when other shitlib fake rancher clowns see what a weak candidate he is (he has ALREADY lost 3 political campaigns since 2020)

From failed City council campaign when Zac Morris beat him like a rented mule:

Just like his hero Beta O’Dork: a professional campaign failure and unemployed bum living off his family.

Socialist Anal Gland Clayton Tucker Forgets Where He Lives. Also Forgets He Is Chairman of Lampasas County Shitlibs.

Well, he’s finally gone off the deep end. I guess having Izzy the Baby Beluga drive him around to “events” where he stands up in front of 12 people and yammers aimlessly has finally fried a wire in his pea brain and made him think he’s a celebrity….

“Happy I was able to make it to my home county” – like he’s some wildly successful celebrity or businessman or something. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he left little Lampasas and became a huge success and sensation and now he’s deigning to return and bless us with his presence so the little people can drink in his glory.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Like he’s Matt Dillon in the movie “In & Out” returning to his backwards little small town as a superstar. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Newsflash, asshole: YOU LIVE HERE! You live in your mom’s house, about 1.5 miles from the VFW where you took this photo!

The truth is, you “make it to your home county” every single night because you live in mom’s upstairs bedroom and have nowhere else to go! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, talk about delusions of grandeur.

He’s just in SUCH high demand for “speaking engagements” all over the state, he was lucky he could get back here to Lampasas where he sleeps every night.

He’s just SUPER busy with HUGE events like this one where he partnered with a fake cowboy named Kyle Rable.

Wow…just LOOK at the huge crowd that turned up!!

BAHAHAHAHA. I saw some “Clayton Tucker for Ag Commissioner” bumper stickers there, buddy. Shouldn’t you be selling those on your website? Or at LEAST put one on your own wind-up toy truck?

Buffoon.

Oh, and he also thanks the Lampasas Democrat party for being at THEIR Labor Day picnic. Umm, moron – YOU are the chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party. YOU throw that stupid bbq every year, remember? LOL. It’s the same one you have NEVER EVER brough any RX Ranch meat to, because you are not a real rancher. It’s YOUR OWN PICNIC, you dunce!

Here is a photo from last year where you strolled around with a foofy Starbucks coffee after bashing “big corporations,” you mook:

So, so, so busy! So busy, in fact, that he hasn’t had time to post on his Shitstack in 2.5 months. That’s the site where he tells us all about his “water wars” fights against the “billionaires.” LOL. Hilarious!

Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Sadder…

Oh my goodness. Even I am starting to feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for this sad clown in the Canadian tuxedo. Four days, four towns, a thousand miles of driving, money wasted on gas and hotel rooms, your entire holiday weekend wasted, missing the first weekend of college football…

All for about 22 “voters” who turned out to listen to you “speak” cliches like “down with the oligarchy!” and “people over profits” – LOL!!

Nice tight camera shot to hide the empty room. Also 85% D.O.L.L.s

The above shot reminds me of the scene in Animal House where Neidermeyer tries to steer Flounder and Larry Kroger into the geek room with Jugdish, Sydney and….Clayton??

Holy shit! One of the dorks in the Omega Tau Chi reject room was named Clayton! BAHAHAHAHA. I forgot that.

That is priceless! I may have to watch that today as I sit in my underwear eating leftover ribs.

Then there is this gem…

Once again: all stupid old, lonely liberal woman. Remember: these are the BEST photos he could find of the entire weekend! LOL.

Look at that enthusiasm for Comrade Clayton’s commie bullshit and drivel! As always, there are a few old bats in the photo who will likely not even be above ground by the time next election rolls around. That’s ok though – it’s doubtful Comrade Clayton will qualify to hold the position of Ag Commissioner anyways, since he isn’t a real rancher.

This Is The Post Where I End Clayton Tucker’s 72-Hour-Old Candidacy With Kill Shot.

Better hurry back to Lampasas, buddy! All this rain and cool weather is going to mean parasites for your poor goats. Mom’s probably sick of caring for them while you galivant around with Izzy the Baby Beluga!

Almost a YEAR After EDC Nepo-Cronies Made Huge Stink About Being Re-Appointed, Absolutely Nothing Has Been Accomplished. As Usual.

Remember last September when there was a giant kerfuffle about the useless LEDC members reappointing themselves so they could continue spinning their wheels and wasting money?

City Council Should Remove Power-Hungry, Inbred LEDC Members Monroe and Talbert.

Monroe, Talbert and Erwin ALL Want Back On LEDC Board. City Council Needs To Get Rid Of Two Of Them

Big Decision Tonight: Will Council Jettison Talbert or Monroe From The LEDC?

The nepo babies and cronies argued that, basically, “we have all been on here a long time and we still have work to do. We can’t change horses in mid-stream” and Talbert all but SWORE that there was an unnamed (as always) company ABOUT TO SIGN and become the first Business Park tenant after 20 years of failure.

Well….here we are! ANOTHER year gone and wasted and ZERO tenants in the Business Park. In fact, according to The Dispatch, the EDC is more dysfunctional than ever. Apparently Sid Ball, Steve Hudson and Roland Schaub quit the board in a huff – which meant they didn’t have a quorum.

I had heard rumors last week that Talbert HERSELF resigned “in protest” but I can’t confirm that. Talbert crawling off into the weeds and NEVER being involved in any decision making for Lampasas again for the rest of her life would be the best outcome we can hope for, honestly.

Another good piece of news is that the City is no longer responsible for paying the bloated salary of any future Economic Development Director. This makes sense, since the EDC skims and wastes about $500,000 in tax dollars per year and can easily afford to pay some mushy-headed dunce to do nothing for a year and then quit.