As a dog returns to his vomit, so doth a fool return to his folly….and my, there are a lot of fools (310, to be exact) repeating the folly of sending TJ Monroe back to City council – this time as mayor. A position she is completely unqualified to hold.
The GOOD news is that I am guaranteed two more years of poor decision making and profligate spending to ridicule.
Two more years of selling a building for $75,000 and then buying it back 15 months later for $229,000. Yes – that really happened. Then they spent $1.5 million renovating it! TJ Monroe was right in the thick of that idiocy, voting YES to all of it.
Like a dragonfly hitting my truck windshield at 80mph, so does the Clayton Tucker campaign for Place 1 city council seat come to an abrupt and disastrous end. All that remains now is smear of bug guts and annoying residue.
I don’t know where he gets the “sticking to a message” bullshit. He was all over the map and added “issues” to his website on a whim every time he saw somebody on Facebook complain about something. That’s not “sticking to a message”, that’s “pandering and saying anything for a vote”.
Well, buddy: here is your chance. Once again, you find yourself jobless and aimless. Why don’t you go ahead and open a restaurant that brings us “greater variety” now that you have a ton of free time on your hands?
I won’t hold my breath.
The only thing funnier than Tucker’s delusions are the comments by his 8 or 10 hardcore Marxist scumworm followers – most of whom live in Austin or another state.
Marxist trashbirds of a feather nest together
First the bad news – 180 Lampassholes actually VOTED for this moron. I knew he’d get a few votes from the likes of Bruce Haywood, Julie Cain Landrum, Janet “Crazier” Crozier and Melissa Johnson. But if we actually have 180 lovers of socialist bums in our midst HERE in the heart of rural Texas, well….I seriously fear for our great Republic going forward.
Speaking of that nitwit Melissa Johnson, let’s see how her prediction played out. Her “logic” a month ago was that me bashing Tucker relentlessly was only helping to “promote” him. LOL. How’d that work out, sugar?
Melissa Johnson: wrong for the 312th time
The GOOD news is that 377 people voted AGAINST Trust Fund Tucker and his brand of Marxist trash. For that, I thank you all. Together we have denied a Marxist scum bag an electoral win that he could brag about going forward and use to gain higher office in Texas. Instead, he is now a three-time loser.
My advice is to go out, get a job, stop sponging off Mom and Dad and maybe go WORK for about 10 years in the REAL world before you try to get a seat at any table making the rules for everyone else.
Also, know this: I will never sleep as long as you are out there running for something, ANYTHING. I will relentlessly bash your socialist ideas and call you out for your hypocrisy and lack of work ethic. Don’t believe me? Ask Mike Cour how things went for HIM when I smelled a rat trying to steal cheese.
When local lib locust loon Janet “Crazier” Yoder Crozier hatched her “Community Garden” idea, I was content to sit back and watch it fail without ridiculing her along the way TOO much. After all – she was going to use PRIVATE donations and charge fees to would-be gardeners. If private citizens are dumb enough to throw money at this crazy woman (and failed “life coach”), well – a fool and their money are soon parted. No skin off my ass, right?
[We will ignore for the moment all the “free” stuff the City is giving her, like thousands of gallons of “free” City water – which is most definitely not “free”]
Makes total sense, right? Her organization doesn’t even come close to meeting the grant requirements for the LCRA – so they rightfully deny it. But then some LCRA chowder head goes ahead and HANDS THIS IDIOT $4,330 anyways!! Mind boggling.
Every dollar someone at the LCRA hands to this moron is a dollar that can’t be used for REAL needs – like volunteer fire department equipment. Ergo, Janet “Crazier” Crozier is essentially robbing the public and setting fire to the funds through her flailing garden hobby.
Not to mention, tool sheds do NOT cost anywhere NEAR $4,330! But when you are handed “free” stuff, you rarely care about the cost of anything. Right Clayton Tucker??
Let’s do a dive into how much she has received and what she has to show for it so far, shall we? This list is up-to-date as of 11/13/23
First, we’ll tally up the straight-up CASH this loon has been handed:
$2,000 MOJC grant
$6,000 from the Square Foot Garden Foundation ($2,000 three times)
$2,500 Rosendin Foundation
$4,330 from LCRA
$5,000 from First Texas Bank (2 installments of $2,500 each) years 2022 and 2023
PLUS a “financial gift” from Broken B Erectors (amount unknown) in February of 2023.
That’s about $20,000 in CASH so this nut job can run a garden! I start my garden every spring with about $100, but hey – I guess I’m doing it wrong.
Now we get to the other donations (all of these are taken from the LCG website):
They have received “generous donations” from ACE Hardware, Salvation Army, HEB, and the Farm Bureau.
ACE and HEB can do whatever the hell they want – they are private companies. But seeing the Salvation Army and Farm Bureau waste money on this shit is very puzzling…and means more worthy and needy people will go without. All so a failed “life coach” can prance around doing newspaper stories and radio interviews.
They ALSO received a ton of “free” lumber from Jack Clark. He was kind enough to donate 90 boards (8x2x8). That ain’t cheap! So add another $800 worth of “free” lumber to build their “raised” beds.
The City of Lampasas has also diverted their work crews from other areas to go over to Janet’s Personal Sandbox and install EIGHT small hose bibbs – which includes trenching the pipes as well. Call it another $700 worth of materials and manhours.
Four bibbs on each side – plus trenching and pipe material.
Furthermore, when it became clear that Janet and a couple of other loons would never be able to do all this manual labor by themselves, they enlisted a bunch of teenagers from First United Methodist Church back around mid-March. Those volunteer hours could have been better deployed to REAL people in need. Call that another 50 manhours or so (worth maybe $600 on the free market)
Then there are the fees she charges to garden there:
“Never mind those 50 plastic jugs there” – says the same dummy who is trying to save the earth by demanding we all recycle our garbage
I did the math and it comes out to about $1,200 in fees she should have collected.
Add it add it all up, and you are looking at close to THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS so far for this debacle.
But there is more! She’s ALSO trying to scam another $10,000 or so for rainwater collection tanks – even though she ALREADY had the City put in irrigation for her and only charges her about $35 per year for water.
As of January of 2023 – she is hitting up Parks Director Chris Eicher for $5,200 for side walks to prep for her idiotic ADA-compliance project!!!
All those original donations apparently weren’t enough to buy them a small tool shed. So all their tools were stolen earlier this week after sitting there unprotected for the last two months. Not surprising, considering you left them all laying around in a semi-secluded area! Unreal. Good thing the LCRA stepped in and handed you $4,330 to buy an $800 tool shed.
A bunch of kind souls on Facebook offered to buy her new tools – obviously unaware that this idiot has ALREADY somehow squandered close to $15,000 in resources for a tiny little garden!
So, how in the hell do you spend $30,000 on a small garden that looks to me like I could have set the whole thing up for under $4,000? Where does it all go? Great question. One that can only be answered when the LCG non-profit tax forms are filed and appear on the Internet….hopefully later this year.
UPDATED June 2023: Ms. Crazier will be spending $18,300 on her ADA project! Jesus christ. Furthermore, the City needs to do sidewalk work because of it – which will run over $5,000 as well.
Local lefty locust dummy Janet “Crazier” Crozier is in the news YET AGAIN! My goodness. Just nothing going your way, is it? That tends to happen when you are a moron who never thinks anything through.
From Facebook 4/28/21:
Pet peeve of mine: you were BURGLED…not ROBBED
So you went out, worked hard (not really, they were donated, but you get the point) to accumulate these useful items and some douchebag came along and just took them all because he wanted them?
Now you know how I feel when socialist scumbags like Bernie Sanders and Clayton Tucker come after all MY shit. Kinda sucks, right?
Ironic that you (AND your idiot daughter Potato Head Steph) are a huge Clayton Tucker fan and want him on city council – seeing as how he is an actual socialist and wants to do this to everybody on a grand scale. Ironic indeed! And VERY funny to me!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now, on Facebook, everyone is rushing to this idiot’s aid and offering donations. But they should know a few things first:
The Lampasas Community Gardens have ALREADY taken in close to $10,000 in donations, by my calculations – including FREE lumber. They also get FREE water from the City and FREE pest control provided by City workers. They are also trying to weasel MORE money from the LCRA.
With all that money thrown at them, did she buy a tool shed and lock?
I hate thieves as much as anyone but when you leave your shit strewn all over the place in a secluded area (behind Hanna pool) with an easily-jumped fence surrounding it….well, you’re kinda asking for it. It’s like the morons who leave their $1,000 laptop sitting on the passenger seat of their car to tempt tweakers and scumbags. You have to use your brain A LITTLE, sweet cakes.
Also, to those kind souls who are throwing money at this idiot to replace her tools, please know that she STILL does not have a tool shed – which means the problem has still not been solved and this theft will be repeated.
“I can think of AT LEAST 10 problems with her plan – but I hesitate to write them up here, as I’d prefer to watch this all blow up on its own and not give her any help.“
Well, problem #3 of the ten problems I saw was THEFT! Only 9 more to go!
Another one for the files – this kid is a never-ending hypocrite and literally wrong about every issue he takes a side on.
How it started:
How it’s going:
Socialist, jobless, anti-capitalist bum Clayton Tucker bashes the medical industry but then can’t take an unproven vaccine fast enough and DEMANDS that you do the same. All for a disease he has a 99.98% chance of surviving and has probably already caught and recovered from unknowingly.
I won’t be happy to just see Clayton Tucker lose this election for City council. I want him to be CRUSHED. I want him demoralized and embarrassed. Maybe then he’ll go out and get a real job and become a productive citizen at 31 years old. Maybe even move out of Mom’s attic and get his own place.
Tell me again how I’m the conspiracy theorist, and these are the “normal” people. The most disgusting part is that these lunatics who absolutely lost their minds will pretend like it never happened.
The Potato Head Steph Fitzharrises, Bruce Haywoods and Melissa Johnsons of the world deserve every ounce of ridicule they get.
Either this is a scam perpetuated by a clever con man at the Valero gas station on the corner of Key Ave and 190 OR “Doctor” Chane Rascoe is a total loon. Because SURELY if this was approved by anyone, it had to be approved by “Doctor” Rascoe, our $170,000 per year (PLUS huge benefits) superintendent.
I find it hard to believe the good “Doctor” would resort to begging for a school system that (1) has a $33 million budget and (2) has gotten boatloads of “free” masks, sanitizer and cash from the Feds through the CARES ACT.
It takes some real balls to go begging for “donations” like this when we all “donate” a disgusting amount every year through property and federal income taxes. I’m sure you have all gotten your property tax estimates by now. Well, except for Clayton Tucker, who lives in Mom and Dad’s attic.
Speaking of schools – I happened to hear recently that middle school teachers are NOT ALLOWED to deduct points for kids misspelling words on their homework? Are you kidding me? I used to wonder why half the people in this town spell like third graders. Now I know. That is an absolute outrage. I would love to hear “Doctor” Rascoe deny it at lampasshole@protonmail.com
Classic. We can spend $350,000 on laptop computers but god forbid you teach anyone to spell correctly in their mother tongue.
That “Doctor” Rascoe sure earns his $170,000 (PLUS huge benefits) per year!!
What a worm this kid is. This might be the most embarrassing of all his many embarrassing moves: trying to trade on the name of his dead grandfather to get votes.
From today’s Dispatch:
“What are my qualifications? LOL. I have none! But my mom’s dad was Bob Wright! Vote for me”
I mean, why not, right? You already sponge off your parents by living in their house and not having a job. Your entire political worldview as a socialist is to sponge off of productive people with jobs and sucking them dry with taxes for your idiotic projects like wind farms.
So why not sponge off the name of your dead grandfather too?
This kid has never run so much as a lemonade stand or even had a real job in his life – yet he thinks he can run a City! He’s such a “leader” than he can’t name a single thing he’s ever done and instead tries to name drop his dead grandfather hoping to score a few votes.
