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Socialist Milkdud Doesn’t Understand How Life Works. Expects Huge Wage For Doing Nothing.

Ho, ho, ho! So funny.

Of course, the ‘joke’ makes no sense since millions of American men currently DO have jobs with health insurance. Comrade Clayton just refuses to do the first part and find gainful employment. You need to actually get a job first, before your job can offer you healthcare. That’s the first step that you can’t seem to advance to, even at age 34. Mincing around on grandpa’s ranch taking pictures of goats and selling two or three animals per year is not a “job.”

Please define “living wage,” commie. A trip to Hawaii every year? Top-notch appliances? Three TVs? Able to support 6 kids? Two cars? What?

Or do you actually expect to get handed healthcare from someone when you spend most of your time driving all over Texas going to 14-person “oligarchy rallies,” LOL.

Secondly, I’m not sure why you’re complaining about American healthcare – we are currently operating under Obamacare – which all you shitlibs applauded about 15 years ago – even though the rest of us told you costs would soar and coverage would go to shit. Both happened. You made your bed so lie in it, bitch. If anyone should be complaining, it’s the rest of us who wanted no part of that socialized, subsidized bullshit.

Third of all, there is (once again!) a job that pays way over $15 per hour (your long-time salary demand) AND offers “excellent benefits” LITERALLY two blocks from your house:

Lampasas Jobs For hire: Recreation Specialist

But Comrade Clayton will NEVER take any normal job like that. Ever. In his mind, that is all below him. He is also incapable of working a 9-5 job and starting at the bottom in any workplace, because he is an entitled, spoiled asshole like all American socialists.

Never mind that $38,000 per year plus bennies works out to over $50,000 per year. Never mind that since Clayton Tucker lives with his mom and has no wife or kids his expenses are nearly zero and he could save almost all of that salary. It would be like a normal person making close to $67,000 per year. And he STILL won’t take it! Ever! For all his bitching and whining about low salaries and no healthcare, he will totally ignore every job that proves his whining wrong because he’d rather stay home with mom and complain on Facebook all day long.

His game plan is likely (1) wait for meemaw to die and inherit the fake ranch and then (2) wait for mom and dad to die and leave him some spending money, since he is the only child. That is really the only way forward for him. He is too old now and lacks any marketable skills to ever have a REAL job. He’d be too embarrassed to “start at the bottom” at age 35 and take orders from guys 7 years younger than him. So he’ll just stay unemployed, thank you very much!

The only job he MIGHT ever get is one of those bullshit fake political jobs like Greg Casar’s Congressional intern bitch or Jim Hightower’s pool boy or something like that. It will NEVER be a real 9 to 5 job or productive career. Ever. Bookmark this.

So be a mooch, be a sponge and be a useless waste of carbon – but please, do it quietly and shut the fuck up about low wages and shitty benefits because we all know as well as you do: you’ll NEVER take any job you’re offered.

Bum.

Whoops. City Manager Pushes First Retard Idea Of Her Lampasas Career.

This almost seems like something that dunce Ryan Ward would come up with in his plentiful free time. But no, this is Corbell’s watch now…

You wonder why the City budget grows and grows and your taxes go up and up? Because of retard ideas like this: paying someone $53,000 per year to “plan recreation programs” when parents and other groups have been doing that for free all this time.

Erin is new here, so I’ll give her a small bit of info she probably didn’t know: when a previous City council was debating spending millions on that 580 Sports Complex back around 2010, one of the BIGGEST talking points of the proponents was “we can have tons of softball tournaments out there and make a ton of money” – basically, the EXACT same nonsense she is spewing right now.

That was about 14 years ago, if I’m not mistaken (Erin can go find the council minutes from 2010 and 2011, if she wants to see for herself) yet NONE of that “money-making softball tournaments” pipe dream has happened in that entire span.

I can also tell you another thing: no way in HELL will all the tournaments in the world make more than the $53,000 salary and benefits this new person will cost the city. Simple math.

Say, that reminds me: whatever happened to the big “mountain bike” idea out there at 580 sports complex? The one where “the volunteers will do all the work” and the City blew $12,000 on some plans?

Don’t tell me….lemme guess!

Pools Fully Staffed And Ready to Go. What A Welcome Change From The DeGraffenreid Years.

Amazing!

For the first time in MANY YEARS, I got to read that the pools are fully staffed and ready to go. Quite a change from the last 5 or 6 years in a row. I wonder what changed?

Oh yeah: Finley ‘retired’ as City manager last October.

Odd that a guy who started his career as a YMCA director just could never get his shit together with the pool, despite the fact the problem was very obvious to anyone with a brain.

Dear Finley: You Are FULL OF CRAP!

City Can’t Find Money To Pay Lifeguards. But They Had TONS Of Money For Stuff That NEVER Benefitted The Taxpayer

Finley and The Goldfish STILL Refuse To Pay Decent Wage to Lifeguards. Too Dumb To Understand Why Nobody Applies

Stingy DeGraffenreid Does It Again – Pool Season Ends Early Thanks To Failure To Pay Lifeguards Normal Wage

Pool Fans to Pay Price For Finley’s Crappy Lifeguard Wages And Refusal To Accept Labor Reality

After Two Years, Idea of Raising Lifeguard Wages Finally Penetrates Finley’s Thick Skull

City Fails Pool-Goers Once Again

Idiots Running The Pool Make Final Display Of Incompetence and Laziness As Pool Season Ends.

More Incompetence On Display. City Pool Closed AGAIN On Saturday!!

Do They Know The Tank Needs To Be Hooked Up First?

I hope YoderGnome and her pals understand that the rain doesn’t just fall into the top of the tank. You have to actually hook it up to a source first….

I also hope they know that May is by FAR the rainiest month around here. Better get hopping if you want to put that $10,000 luxury gewgaw to work. Otherwise it’s City water for $35 all summer long….as usual.

Maybe they are waiting for Potato Head to throw another tea party so they can pay for the trenching and other stuff they forgot about the first time around.

All that being said, it looks great over there! How she ever stretched her $67,000 budget to create such an oasis, I’ll never know.

Hypocrite Bernie Sanders Defends Private Jet Use.

Pretty sure Orwell covered this in Animal Farm…

There are always carveouts and exceptions for the left to do things you’re not allowed to do: BLM protests and riots during covid, Newsom at French Laundry, Bernie flying on a private jet, etc.

Look at ANY socialist/communist country. The “leaders” live in luxury while everyone else lives in squalor. Castro, Maduro, Mao, Kim, the Soviet politburo. They all lived in luxury while the average schmuck was destitute.

In fact, the ONLY reason the brown bear population exists in Romania is because that fuck Ceaușescu had his fancy private hunting preserves while the rest of the country starved to death under his communist regime. At least that commie story had a happy ending. Comrade Clayton wasn’t born yet but I remember it very well. We all cheered and drank beer the day it happened.

Here Are Three Shit Sandwiches For Local Socialist Maggot To Eat.

What a beautiful week. The weather is awesome, we finally got some rain, and local socialist maggot Clayton Tucker is about to publicly eat THREE shit sandwiches.

Sandwich #1: Abbott signs school vouchers into law. Despite the fact Clayton Tucker has no kids and never will, despite the fact he pays no property taxes, this is one of his big bugaboos: competition in education. He hates it. Well, the shitlibs and teacher’s union just got served up a massive shit sandwich. Enjoy, fucko.

Eat shit, libdorks.

Sandwich #2: Smart people at the top now know that pinwheels and solar are unpredictable and shitty and put the entire grid at risk. They will be reducing subsidies and eventually phasing out crappy wind.

Hopefully, we get next-gen nukes in their place – which the Chinks are already going all-in on. It’s a shame the shitlibs pushed retarded pinwheels and solar instead of next-gen nuclear. Now we are way behind. That’s what happens when clueless shitlibs are in charge for a few years. They ruin everything.

Chinks now have thorium reactors built on OUR research from the 1950s. Instead we wasted hundreds of billions on moronic, unreliable pinwheels and solar.

Sandwich #3: Even the shitlibs like James Carville are publicly disowning Ilhan Omar, who has made no secret of her hatred of America and white men.

James Carville Joins MAGA Takedown of Ilhan Omar Over 2018 ‘Radicalization of White Men’ Comments

Everyone on the planet now realizes that Ilhan Omar (like the rest of the Somali grifters and scumbags) is a white-hating, anti-American piece of shit.

There seems to be only ONE guy who doesn’t understand that – self-hating maggot Clayton Tucker, who has publicly licked Omar’s anus:

How embarrassing. It’s like all the idiots who rushed to Jussie Smollett’s defense and praised him to high heaven who then looked like total morons soon after when it turned out he was a lying sack of shit. Very embarrassing indeed.

Crackdown On Student Loan Defaulters To Begin With Benefit Seizure, Then Wage Garnishment.

Time to pay up, leeches.

The U.S. government will begin seizing federal benefits from 195,000 student loan defaulters in June, with wage garnishment notices set to reach 5.3 million borrowers later this summer, the Education Department announced on May 5, marking the formal restart of involuntary collections after a years-long pause.

The renewed enforcement effort begins with the Treasury Offset Program, which allows the federal government to intercept tax refunds, Social Security checks, and other federal payments to recover unpaid student debt. Borrowers affected by the program began receiving notices this week, the department said.

“Starting today, approximately 195,000 defaulted student loan borrowers will begin receiving an official 30-day notice from the U.S. Department of Treasury notifying them that their federal benefits will be subjected to the Treasury Offset Program,” the Education Department said in Monday’s announcement.

Following the notice period, administrative wage garnishment will begin later this summer for all 5.3 million borrowers who remain in default. Guaranty agencies have also been authorized to resume involuntary collections on defaulted loans under the Federal Family Education Loan (FFEL) Program, the department added.

Deadbeats and moochers talk like this.

The move officially ends a pandemic-era freeze first imposed in March 2020 under President Donald Trump and extended multiple times under the Biden administration. Although payments officially resumed in fall 2023, most collection efforts remained paused—until now.

In an April 21 statement previewing the shift, the department said the decision was necessary to “restore common sense and fairness” and protect taxpayers, citing data that only 38 percent of the 42.7 million federal student loan borrowers were current on their loans, while nearly 10 million were delinquent or in default. The remainder were in forbearance, deferment, or grace periods.

“Student and parent borrowers–not taxpayers–must repay their student loans,” the Education Department said at the time. 

“There will not be any mass loan forgiveness.”

As of early 2025, roughly 5 million borrowers were already in default and another 4 million were in late-stage delinquency, defined as 91 to 180 days behind on payments. The New York Federal Reserve estimated that delinquent student debt reached $250 billion by the end of 2024.

Thinks He’s Bernie Sanders? More Like Nerdy Flanders.

It finally hit me.

Comrade Clayton driving all over the state in his wind-up truck blabbering about “oligarchy!” is simply him being a copy-cat of his hero Bernie Sanders who is ALSO flitting all over the country yammering the exact same thing! LOL. I think HE thinks he’s like Bernie Sanders and preaching to huge crowds and shit! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“Okilie garchily daddily doodly!”

[It also appears he’s glomming onto Ken Doll Scudder – who is actually an engaging speaker and able to fire up a crowd. I can see why he won state chair. Comrade Clayton? Terrible speaker who just repeats tired old lines and makes up fake “facts” on the fly.]

However, there are a few big, glaring differences between the Bernie Oligarchy Tour 2025 and the Comrade Clayton Pathetic Sad Tour of 2025:

Bernie is flying around in a private jet with a big-titted donkey-face communist.

Comrade Clayton drives around in a tiny wind-up truck all by himself…

While Bernie is farting around yammering nonsense to other idiots, he’s collecting a paycheck of $175,000 per year for doing nothing.

Comrade Clayton is getting $0 for driving around in circles all over Texas. His poor 69-year-old mom is home trying to keep Comrade Clayton’s pets alive so he can maybe sell one for $100 later this year.

Bernie has millions of dollars in the bank and three houses to show for bilking moron commies like Clayton Tucker who actually go out and buy his event tickets and books that bash capitalism. LOL.

Comrade Clayton has zero houses – at least until meemaw dies and leaves him one, maybe. He still lives with his mother, so I doubt he’s hiding fat stacks of millions in the bank.

Bernie Sanders speaks in front of crowds of thousands who can afford $700 tickets to Coachella.

Comrade Clayton stands up and stutters to 13 old people in a library who are just there because they are lonely or because they are fat, purple-haired shitlib losers who nobody else will talk to – and who will vote for commies no matter what…

ACTUAL Clayton Tucker fan. Not a joke.

Bernie Sanders managed to actually marry a woman and impregnate her four times. Granted, she is fucking disgusting-looking and is also a scumbag, but Bernie is clearly dipping his wick.

Comrade Clayton? No woman in sight…unless you count this:

Yes, it is a sad, sad little tour that Comrade Clayton finds himself on. His old lady fans aren’t even really clear on what the whole thing is about. They are still babbling about “our democracy” when the tune has been changed to “fighting oligarchy” – DUH!!

Beverly Pruitt is a very stupid old woman, clearly. Does she not know we ALREADY had an election back in November? Donald Trump was elected using a democratic process. He won the popular vote, won all the battleground states and won the electoral college. He kicked the living shit out of you. Just because you got your ass kicked doesn’t mean there was no “democracy,” you fucking half-wit.

It appears Comrade Clayton will spend the next few months pointlessly driving around Texas and giving his sputtering, nonsense-filled spiel to any old farts that will listen. Just another in a loooong line of non-income-producing, wheel-spinning activities by a socialist loser who wonders why others “have too much” and he has nothing.

AI Ned Flanders Tucker:

What can I ding-dong-diddly-do for you?

City Council Weakened As Dorothy Person Replaces Zac Morris.

“All you did was weaken the country today.” – Colonel Jessep

Bad news on the election front as Dorothy Person squeaked out a win over the blond chick who looked EXACTLY like Misti Talbert on her campaign signs – an unfortunate coincidence which quite frankly, could not have helped her much.

Dorothy has a lot of strikes against her from where I’m standing:

1) Has posted liberal garbage many times in her Facebook timeline.

    2) Is beloved by local far-left nutjob Stephanie Fitzharris as well as her loon of a mother, Janet – both of whom are shitlib transplants from liberal meccas CA, OR and Austin.

    3) Has spent her entire career working in local government – and will thus ALWAYS vote to raise salaries and benefits far more than a private sector city council member might.

    Basically, we have TJ Monroe back on City council again. Bad news.

    I better be careful. Last time I took a shit on an old lady joining our City government, she quit two weeks later and blamed me in the newspaper.

    Amarillo Dildo And Thrice-Failed Candidate For Office Makes Strongest Hints Yet He Will Foolishly Run For Ag Commissioner.

    Holy shit. He’s actually going to do it. It’s like watching one of those videos where a moron is mentally debating doing something totally retarded that will result in injury and you watch him slowly make up his mind to do it. Then this happens…

    That massive spark and corpse falling to the ground is emblematic of Clayton Tucker’s future run for Ag Commissioner.

    I, for one, cannot wait to bear witness to that debacle and to hand over about a dozen documented lies that Comrade Clayton has made over the last five years. Anything to keep a commie far away from holding any office in Texas.

    Here is what he wrote in his latest Shitstack….

    Some may say it’s time for a shake-up in the Texas Department of Agriculture. I know many of the folks I met in Amarillo are tired of the puppets parading as politicians we have in Austin (& DC). I know I am.

    I’ll wrap up with this. During the Panhandle Dems meeting, I told folks that we are in the age of oligarchy. But this isn’t the first time we’ve been here. Each time, progressive populists found the backbone within themselves to rise and speak out against the oligarchs and their cruelty.

    Those horribly cruel oligarchs! Taking our money we freely hand over for services and goods like Amazon, Tesla cars, Apple iPhones and other tech shit. The horror!! Making our life a little better during the free exchange of money for goods and services. Just awful. We should try to be more like Cuba or North Korea, clearly.

    Yes, just LOOK at all the Amarillans shouting and clamoring for a shake-up at the Department of Agriculture!! There must be at LEAST 14 of them in that city of 250,000! Incredible!

    That guy on the left I circled sure looks engaged reading his phone. The rest of them look so old and decrepit that I wouldn’t even count on them being alive by November 2026. They’re like “who is this clown yammering during our happy hour here?”

    I’m sure the county that went to Trump by almost a 3-1 margin is just dying to elect a socialist to a state office nobody cares about. Truly, Comrade Clayton has his finger on the pulse of the electorate!