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This Week, Fake Rancher HATES The USDA. Last Week He Loved Them. Such a Fickle Lass.

My kid is the same way. Of course, she is a 10 years old and a female, so it’s to be expected. Comrade Clayton is supposedly a 34-year-old male.

Last week he was LIVID that DOGE would cut a single USDA job, because (according to Comrade Clayton) without the federal government there to protect us, we would all die of poisoned food.

But NOW, one of his many ridiculous non-profit shell corporations (Farm & Food Action PAC) is DEMANDING that grocery stores and restaurants be allowed to sell eggs that are ungraded by the USDA. According to him, egg grading isn’t about health or safety, it’s all marketing by “Big Ag” to crush the little guy!

Actually, the Internet disagrees with you, Comrade! According to Google, egg grading “helps identify eggs with defects that could affect food safety!”

Comrade Clayton himself would have made the same case a week ago before he decided to do a 180 on the issue. Imagine if Trump had said two weeks ago “DOGE is getting rid of the egg grading system. It is costly and does nothing” – Comrade Clayton would have been screaming at the top of her lungs about Trump poisoning Americans and not caring about food safety. You know it, I know it and Comrade Clayton certainly knows it. Because he is a duplicitous taint.

Comrade Clayton is too fucking stupid to see that the VERY USDA he loved so much last week is the same USDA that raises egg costs by insisting on egg grading! He just accidentally made the case that big government regulation RAISES prices on just about everything. But he’s too dumb to see the solution.

I sometimes wonder if Comrade Clayton is on heavy drugs and literally doesn’t remember what he said last week. More likely is that he’s too stupid to see cause and effect clearly on any issue. You could just as easily say “climate change regulations have nothing to do with saving the planet. It’s all a power grab by Big Gov to enrich themselves and control you” and you’d be 100% correct. Comrade Clayton is too stupid/brainwashed to ever make that leap, however.

So there you have it. Fickle as a school girl. His love of Big Government all depends on what day of the week it is or where he is in his menstruation cycle, apparently.

P.S. While Comrade Clayton is furiously typing on his iMac and demanding action by more government clowns, the free market is healing all by itself:

As usual – Comrade Clayton WAY late to the party with a solution that wouldn’t work anyways. Dumb ass.

Here’s Your “Free” Healthcare, Commie Morons…

Capitalism: You can have it if you can pay for it.

Communism: No one can have it, but everyone pays for it.

Dummies like Comrade Clayton want us to have choice #2.

Fuck him.

Biz Pork Land Worth $30,000 Per Acre – A Far Cry From The $130,000 Per Acre I Ridiculed 2.5 Years Ago. Will Likely Be Turned Into Residential Housing (?)

Well, the LEDC finally had an appraisal done. They discovered that the 87.61 acres they are looking to dump are valued at $2,630,000. That comes out to $30,000 per acre, almost on the nose [see page 102].

Not too long ago, the LEDC smoked enough weed to convince themselves their land was worth more like $130,000 per acre….which I ridiculed mercilessly:

LEDC Apparently Smoking Weed Now. Values “Business Pork” Land at $130,000 Per Acre. [September 2022]

Finley on the phone with Talbert circa 2022.

If you extrapolate that out, it values the entire park at around $5 million. The appraisers also said the “best use” for this goat patch is for “single family residential.”

Seeing as how they have blown over $7.5 million on it, you can see what an unmitigated disaster the entire thing has been. Talbert should resign tonight in shame, but that won’t happen. She has no shame.

So after TWENTY YEARS and tens of thousands of manhours wasted by the LEDC and City council, they recommend letting houses be built there. Wow. Cool. Hundreds of more houses. I’m betting these geniuses will STILL not charge a $5,000 impact fee on each home, so that means MORE stress on the water and wastewater infrastructure. WE get to pay for that!

Oh, more traffic too!

The funny thing is they could have done absolutely nothing 20 years ago, and these homes would have come along anyways – and likely much sooner. They missed out on 20 years of property taxes as a result.

It’s really hard to overstate what a gigantic fuckup the whole thing was on multiple levels.

Oh wait – but what about the secret “two businesses” that are “just about to move into the park” any day now, which Talbert refused to divulge to Haider 60 days ago at a council meeting? Who is going to break the news to those two big, huge, jobs-providing companies that are now out of luck?!?

LOL. Just kidding. There were never any serious prospects this entire time! April Fools, suckers!!

P.S. – also, if I’m not mistaken, they brought up this “residential housing” idea before and it was shot down because of something to do with how the loans were taken out. This was envisioned as an “economic development” thing and certain requirements had to be met for certain breaks to be given. Otherwise, this was simple land speculation gone horribly badly.

I honestly don’t remember the specifics but it may not be a simple “lets put houses there” in the end. We’ll see.

RX Ranch About To Offer “Cuddle Time” With Cows and Goats? Typical Rancher Stuff.

Well it seems Lady Clayton has caught the eye of yet another less-than-heterosexual suitor!

Oh my. Getting hot and heavy over at RX Hobby Ranch! Well, it IS springtime and love is in the air!

How do I know which way Martin swings? Well, just look at him:

Plus he posts really gay stuff like this….

Martin is supposedly an “educator” but he must not teach anything real like biology or science. Otherwise he’d know that pretty much EVERY animal on earth spends their entire day either hunting for another animal to rip apart for food or trying to hide so it isn’t ripped apart for food. There are most definitely BILLIONS of instances every single day of animals killing each other in a most violent manner:

Only a gay guy would post such ridiculous kumbaya shit about animals.

Plus, he is a hard-left commie kind of democrat. So, definitely gay.

I just hope that when Clayton, Martin and a random goat are cuddling in the barn in post-coital bliss, that Clayton doesn’t let it slip where all the adorable wittle cows and goats on “his” hobby ranch eventually end up (supposedly).

Hey, Where Can I Get Some Slaves For MY Yard Work??

I can just picture Garden Gnome Yoder screeching at these kids while puttering around them and telling them what to do:

“Yes my pretties! Spread the mulch! Dig the holes! That’s it, my pretties!” AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

Poor bastards. Some of them probably got busted drinking at school or ended up in detention somehow and Yoder gets to conscript them to clean up her “community garden.” Nice racket! Gardening is fucking AWESOME when you don’t have to pull weeds and get doody on your hands, ammi right??

You know who I can almost guarantee WASN’T out there getting their hands dirty or breaking a sweat? Potato Head Fitzharris and Comrade Clayton.

Comrade Clayton only mentions the garden when he’s doing fake photo ops right before he’s slaughtered in his City council race. Then he never goes back, even though mom’s house is about 4 blocks from there.

Say, that reminds me! I’m thinking I’m going to sell some of these YoderGnome (TM) garden decorations! I took a normal garden gnome then used AI to stick Yoder’s face on it! Only $29.99!

Yes, my pretties!!!!!

College “Educated” Females Are Destroying The Country.

The commies and shitlibs are passing this chart around lately. THEY (incorrectly) view this as proof that college “educated” females are the only sane ones opposing Trump.

The reality is quite the opposite. All this chart proves is that (1) females are gullible and highly susceptible to brainwashing and (2) higher education is mainly Marxist propaganda. If your daughter is not going into the hard sciences, then sending her to college is almost certainly going to turn her into a far-left commie retard if you’re not careful.

Here are some “educated” college kids for you:

My own niece followed this path. I have since written her out of my will and given her share to her conservative, hard-working brother.

She went to college for some joke degree, graduated, and is now a fat, manless, Kamala-loving clown who works for a save-the-whales non-profit joke job in Taxachussets which is entirely funded by government money. She is a total disgrace to her family. I warned my sister over and over about letting that kid join the Peace Corps and all the rest. But she didn’t listen. Instead they wasted like $180,000 to have some joke college turn her into a commie.

Hopefully DOGE chops all that non-profit shit and she has to go get a REAL job.

You should have seen the look on her face when her two brothers got twice as much Christmas money from me as she did. I told her that the other half of her money went to some illegal Haitians.

Today In 1765…

On this day in 1765, the British Parliament passed the Stamp Act leading to the American Revolution.

This legislation imposed a direct tax on the American colonies, requiring many printed materials—such as legal documents, licenses, newspapers, and even playing cards and dice—to bear a tax stamp.

It was one of the first instances of Britain taxing the colonies directly, rather than through trade duties, and it sparked widespread outrage and resistance among colonists, who argued “no taxation without representation.”

The Stamp Act became a catalyst for colonial unity and protests, eventually leading to its repeal in 1766, though it set the stage for further conflicts.

“The Stamp Act… places us at the mercy of judges who are strangers to our laws and customs, men who sit in courts where no jury of our peers can shield us from their tyranny.” – Patrick Henry

Hilarious: The Dildo The Texas Commies Endorsed For State Chair (Scudder) May Be Disqualified To Run. Comrade Clayton Pitches Bitch Fit.

Allegations of Self-Dealing and Ethical Lapses Plaguing Front-Runner Seeking Takeover of State Democrats

Dallas-based political consultant and a leading candidate to head the Texas Democratic Party Kendall Scudder may have solicited money from progressive Democrats to line his own pockets. Concerned party insiders are sounding the alarm, suggesting Scudder is running afoul of ethics rules and may even be ineligible to run.

On March 29th, Texas Democrats will gather at a special meeting in Austin to elect a new party chairperson. To prevail, a candidate must win a majority of votes among State Democratic Executive Committee members. The last Texas Democratic Party chair, Gilberto Hinojosa, stepped down during the party’s last convention after serving in the role for a decade. Leading candidates for the race include two Houston-based democrats, Patricia Olivares and Lillie Schecter.

Records reveal that Represent Texas – a PAC led by Scudder to elect Democrats, appears to have been used in part as a pass-through to pay his own political consulting companies.

BAHAHAHAHA. Poor Comrade Clayton getting duped and fleeced YET AGAIN!!

One public filing reveals that Scudder’s PAC at one point raised almost $25,000. However, more than $19,000 of those dollars were redirected to a company owned by Scudder called “The Sendery” based out of Dallas. Another firm owned by Scudder, “Armadilla Strategies” appears to be the recipient of PAC funds as well.

I pointed all this out weeks ago – that Scudder is EXACTLY the type of “political consultant” class clown that Comrade Clayton claims to despise because they “took all the money” while the Democraps got whipped hard in November at every level.

Scudder has also allegedly failed to abide ethics rules requiring his campaign to file a 30-day finance report to the Texas Ethics Commission. The lack of disclosure is worrying grassroots democrats and party faithful under severe pressure to run a competent party and elect democrats in the Trump era.

Making matters worse, there are now serious questions being raised about Scudders eligibility for office. In response to concerns from progressive party member Susan Criss, the democrats top lawyer issued a formal opinion last week noting that Scudder is ineligible to run because he already holds elective office:

I have concluded that the party rule adopted by the SDEC renders Scudder ineligible to be elected state chair, unless or until he resigns his elective office to the Dallas County Appraisal District Board

– Texas Democratic Party General Counsel Chad Dunn

The timing of these developments couldn’t come at a worse time for Texas Democrats, who are still reeling from last year’s disastrous election cycle.

Looks like Comrade Clayton may have mushed ANOTHER candidate! Hilarious! He’s got the reverse Midas touch. Every candidate he endorses turns to shit.

Of course, he is pitching a bitch fit and treating this like an existential crisis complete with petitions and proclamations from his gaytard group Texas Progressive Caucus.

Comrade Clayton is calling for “unadulterated democracy!!” or he’s going to be very, very upset and perhaps throw a tantrum. LOL.

Oh man, with all the shitlib infighting at the federal level I kind of forgot to enjoy all the shitlib infighting at the STATE level as well. Next Saturday will be awesome to behold. Rest assured, Comrade Clayton will be crying his eyes out one way or another. I hope mommy has some cookies and milk ready for him at home next week.

Details Of Failed HVAC Unit At City Hall.

Straight from the City:

The technician noted that the ITM needs to be replaced. The ITM (Intelligent Touch Manager) is the software that is used to run the unit. The cost to replace is $6,378, not including labor. Labor is estimated at $2,000. The software only has a one-year warranty.

[What wait wait wait….a ONE YEAR warranty on SOFTWARE?? There are no moving parts on software. It’s not a transmission. It’s not an engine. It’s a few dozen lines of code, probably: IF it gets hot, THEN turn on unit! What the fuck?!? There shouldn’t be a need for a “warranty” at all, and if there IS, it should be a HELL of a lot longer than one year! And the LABOR to ‘fix’ this software is $2,000? Get the fuck out of here with that face rape. Even at the ludicrous rate of $200 per hour there is no way in hell it takes 10 hours to “fix” the software. Fucking Tesla does over-the-air updates, for crying out loud.

So basically, some moron (likely Finley himself) was told by these AC shitbirds back in 2019: “hey man, this software kicks ass and is super complicated with many bells and whistles you will never need or use. But we only guarantee it for a year. If it shits the bed in 13 months, you owe us $8,400 to fix it.” Is that about right?? Only a COMPLETE MORON would agree to such a deal. Hey, since Finley still works for the City in his secret project manager capacity, maybe someone on City council should ask him who signed off on such an ass raping. I’d love to know.]

The ground level system is showing to possibly have a refrigerant leak which would require a leak search. The quote for a leak search on a system of this size would be $9,400 as it would require 2 technicians for a full day plus drive time and up to 100 lbs. of refrigerant. Upon service there is no guarantee that there would not be additional costs associated with findings from leak search. The service supervisor cannot guarantee there will not be other issues with the air handler or condenser, etc. in the future.

We do have a 10-year parts warranty that does not include labor or refrigerant. The unit itself is 7 years old; typically, commercial systems last 10-15 years.

[Pardon my interruption again here, but I remember this monstrosity being completed in late-2019 with the dedication in December of 2019 – which isn’t even SIX years, by my math. Ten years of useful service is ridiculous. Durable goods should last 15 to 20 years – we aren’t sitting on the ocean getting sprayed with salt air, or anything. Again, somebody failed to do their homework on the HVAC. Finley? Talbert? The foreman? Fuck if I know. But when I built MY house, I researched all of this thoroughly, as a sane person would do. The less bells and whistles, the better.]

Staff has worked with John Stokes, All Seasons to validate findings and to look into possible alternatives. He has spoken with several Daikin suppliers and met onsite to look at the system. At the present time, VRF Services is the sole provider available to make the necessary repairs due to the complexity of the unit; specifically, the software,changes in freon (from R-410A to R-32) and replacement units not being available until the end of 2025.

[Nobody thought about this when the monstrosity was built, apparently. “Oh, it’s super complex, only one company repairs them and they’re in Austin? With a shitty warranty? Sign us up!]

Mr. Stokes recommends that once the equipment is out of warranty, the city install a new unit without the software so that the units can run independently from each other with a more simplified approach for future repairs.

With the initial service bill of $2,418.75 and the estimated costs to repair, the overall is estimated at $20,196.75.

Ah yes! “More simplified!” – makes sense. What DOESN’T make sense is why you’d buy this in the first place. Unless, of course, the entire project was initially run by retards like Talbert who have the attitude of “spare no expense” since it isn’t their money. I’m wondering why they didn’t give this job to Stokes and Four Seasons in the first place. You know, “keep it local” and simple.

A ten-year warranty is decent, I suppose. What ISN’T decent is the decision by someone (we’ll never know who) to go with a fancy, complicated, ‘intelligent’ software-addled air handler which seems to have only ONE company that knows how to fix it. LOL. Typical City council.

P.S. – according to Google “Daikin are expensive because of their technological complexity and reliability.

LOL. Ummmm….breaking down at 5.5 years is not “reliability,” you half wits. So the city paid up for “reliability” and “technological advance” and didn’t get either.

P.P.S. – The INITIAL budget for the “new City council chambers” back in 2015 was under $400,000. I think it was $375,000, if memory serves. They ended up blowing $1.5 MILLION on the damn thing. Stupid shit like this $8,400 “smart software” that actually sucks ass is how they did it.