I’m starting a new feature. It’s called “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher” and I’ll be running it now and then with questions I deem important and which outlines the failures of leftism and socialism.
For example:
“Dear Fake Dummy Rancher, if the far-left policies of California are so awesome, why are businesses and voters leaving there in droves and coming to Texas. Didn’t you tell us Texas is a shitty state being run into the ground by the GOP?“
What’s your answer to that, fake dummy rancher??
“Beats me! I’m just a fake dummy rancher who lives with his mom at age 34. Whaddya want from me??”
“Dear Fake Rancher Dummy, why do you still live with your mother at age 34 1/2 when there are LOTS of cheap places out there for rent? Are you too scared or incompetent to live alone?“
“You’re running out of excuses, momma’s boy. What’s the deal??”
“Beats me. I’m just a fake rancher dummy who sucks at math, common sense and personal responsibility. I prefer mom pay for everything. Plus, I have no income.”
Minneapolis trans mass shooter of Christian children Robert “Robin” Westman came from a very liberal family in Minnesota who fully affirmed his transition.
Westman’s 18th birthday was celebrated by his father, James, in the trans colors and the family had the court change his legal identity when he was still a minor. The reason: “identifies as a female and wants her name to reflect that identification.”
Despite being only 0.06% of the population…..
Maybe the left should: (1) stop affirming rampant mental illness and (2) stop promoting and encouraging political violence, and these evil actions would not happen so frequently.
Remember that time Dustin Burrows spoke out against young kids being mutilated by sick parents and Clayton Tucker took the other side of that sentiment? I do.
I wonder if all the West Texans this weekend know that Clayton Tucker is cool with mutilating the genitals of little kids? Sick fuck.
Oh my god! The “farmers” are angry with Trump. Just look at this “farmer” at a GOP town hall yelling and ranting!
Well, there you have it! It happened in Missouri at a GOP town hall so the “farmer” MUST be a Republican and MILLIONS more are obviously thinking the same thing!
Oh wait a second. Let’s dig a little deeper into “farmer” Fred Higginbotham:
#1 – “farmer” Fred was a clearly liberal plant in the audience and is also so fucking stupid, he thinks he voted for Joe Biden in 2024 when, in fact, Joe Biden was forced out of the race (July 2024) due to obvious senility. But “farmer” Fred would have voted for him anyways, because Fred is a total dunce.
#2 – Fred is not a farmer at all but he DID inherit one from his Daddy – very much like Clayton Tucker is hoping to do when meemaw dies. Also like Clayton Tucker, Fred clearly has no fucking idea what he’s doing because the farm is still not operational. I might also add that if the commie shitlibs had their way, the inheritance tax would be 100% and “farmer” Fred would have gotten nothing at all.
#3 – what “farmer” Fred is REALLY upset about is that he can’t get any free shit from the government to “run” his farm. If you need free shit from the government to “start” a farm that has supposedly been operational prior to that, you are not a farmer. You are an incompetent moron looking for a handout. Reminds me of all the rich assholes in 2005 and 2006 who “liked wine” so they “started a vineyard” like thousands of other rich assholes who didn’t know the first thing about growing grapes. They all went bust in the ’08 recession. Deservedly so.
Fuck Fred and fuck all the other fake farmers like Clayton Tucker who think they deserve a handout from the taxpayers so they can pretend to be a farmer for their idiot friends.
Of all the hypocritical scumbag things shitlibs do (like bitch about global warming while flying around in a private jet) I think the one that galls me the most is how they yammer nonstop about how we need “diversity” by bringing in third-world Haitians, Somalis and other dirtbags, but when it comes time to “flee the country because of Trump” they ALWAYS run away to Canada, Ireland or the UK.
Always.
Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t fly to Somalia and buy a house there. Why not? She can listen to them yammer in a foreign tongue all day long and watch them wipe their asses with their hands.
Every one of these fuckers who has touted the supposed superiority of shit-hole third-world dumps and their fake refugees destroying our country should be forced to move there when they flee the U.S. Send every one of them to Somalia, Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador, etc.
The joke is on them, however. In Canada, they will freeze their asses off, get taxed at 40%, be surrounded by imported muzzies and Haitians and wait 6 months for an MRI. LOL. Have fun with that, morons.
Socialist nitwit and far-left greentarded pinwheel lover Clayton Tucker will spend the next few days putting about $800 of depreciation on his toy wind-up truck so he can travel into the heart of oil country.
I wonder…will far-left greentard Clayton Tucker admit to his massive crowds of 16 people that he wants to totally eliminate ALL fossil fuels in the next 4.5 years? Will he admit he wants to destroy a multi-billion-dollar industry that employs hundreds of thousands of Texans?
I’d love to hear Comrade Clayton explain to West Texas that they all need to put up pinwheels and destroy the oil and gas industry because of “global warming” while he’s standing there on August 28th in 88-degree weather! BAHAHAHAHAHA. What an absolute RETARD!!!
A couple weeks ago, soft, doughy trust fund dork and fake rancher Clayton Tucker bragged how he was off to see “the IBEW Local 72” on his farcical “campaign trail” fantasy camp experience of 2025.
That would be the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers. Guys who wear hard hats, get up early in the morning, provide for their wives and kids, and who are skilled at the electrical trade – a trade which is critical to the functioning of a modern society. In other words, guys who are the EXACT OPPOSITE of unemployed, lazy, fake rancher fairies who pretend to be salt of the earth and who live with their mommy at age 34 1/2 years old.
Bernie Sanders political organizer – complete with man purse and fupa.
It must not have gone very well, because two weeks later, Comrade Clayton has STILL not posted pictures of the “meeting” and he ALWAYS posts pictures of EVERY sad campaign event attended by 13 lonely old ladies.
Conclusion: massive flop and fail by the quasi-retarded socialist.
I can only imagine how these union guys laughed at the pasty white unemployed midget wagging his finger at them and blabbering about oligarchs.
As usual, Comrade Clayton is WAY behind the times…
Comrade Clayton doesn’t understand this, because he doesn’t work in the real world but union guys aren’t big fans of the country being flooded with third-world illegals who will undercut their wages. But morons like Clayton Tucker have been cheering open borders for many, many years now….
Poor Clayton. He thought he had the “union vote” in the back pocket of his Canadian tuxedo. Turns out they want nothing to do with this fake rancher chump. LOL.
Isn’t that just like local dipshit Clayton Tucker? Yammering about something that has ALREADY been addressed years and years ago. “Price gouged by monopolies!!!” says the mynah bird!
In fact, it was addressed by Sid Miller in 2020 when Clayton Tucker was busy running a doomed state senate campaign against Dawn Buckingham!
So while unemployed Trust Fund Tucker was driving around by himself with a mask on like a giant pussy and preparing to get destroyed by Dawn Buckingham, Sid Miller was already all over this issue.
Scared pussy wears a useless cloth mask in a car BY HIMSELF! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Classic Comrade Clayton: way late to the party and has no idea what’s going oneven when he gets there. LOL.
Back then, he only talked about socialized medicine and forcing everyone into a useless Covid mask. He hadn’t fully developed his fake rancher persona yet and was still very much a Bernie Sanders “Our Revolution” community organizer fag….
Clayton was still a “community organizer” in July of 2021. Here he is as a ranting street communist demanding free medical care.
Trust Fund Tucker (who can’t even manage to find his own place to live and still lives in mom’s upstairs bedroom) was going to “protect the health of everyone” in his district by forcing them into a useless cloth mask for a virus with a 99.8% survival rate.
What a fucking retard. Can’t run his own life but wants to tell everyone else how to live theirs. Which is why he is universally despised by all decent people.
Now, five years later he has adopted the fake rancher persona and is blabbering about small farms and meat packing monopolies. I have news for you, dummy: some farms DESERVE to fail. Like yours. If you spend all your time driving around running a failed campaign for Ag Commissioner instead of actually putting work into your “farm/ranch” then it deserves to go under.
Fake rancher and real socialist Clayton Tucker is getting a hard-on over some Instacrap stats or something. Just like a teen chick!
Not the first time the fake rancher got all excited about Instagram either. Look how excited he is about 1000 fake friends! If he spent as much time at a REAL job as he did fucking around on social media, he wouldn’t still be living with his mom at age 34 1/2….
Wow. That’s super scary, all right! Not as scary as THIS, however….
How did all those Instagram followers help you last week when it came time to re-draw the Congressional district map? Oh that’s right. You got curb stomped hard and then tossed in the dumpster. As usual.
You go ahead and keep getting excited about fat, blue-haired freaks pushing a “like” button on social media, little guy!
Zero chicks left for the rest of us.
When it’s time for the actual votes to be cast and counted, you will be all the more stunned when the actual VOTER ROLLS have swung by two million voters AWAY from the party of crime, illegal invaders, welfare fraud and tranny bullshit.
Then we will point at you and laugh as your eyes glisten and well up with tears. We will ridicule you as you run back to mommy’s house and wail and cry “But Mom! WE had more Instagram likes! How is this possible!!!“
Tool bag.
Is it too early to start speculating what Comrade Clayton will do when this Ag Commissioner thing blows up in his face early next year? I think he’s even getting tired of the FAKE ranching bit. I think he’ll beg his buddy Ken Doll Scudder to hire him for some bullshit, make-work job with the state democratic party.
BAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic shitlib stunt. Accomplished nothing and cost a small fortune. Kind of like all their green energy pipe dreams. Absolute retards. They will now crawl back to Texas with their tails between their legs like scolded dogs. Hopefully, Paxton and Abbott will still remove some of these idiots from their seats.
The best part is that morons like Lloyd Doggett and Jasmine Crotch-Itch are now shitting their pants about the primaries where they will have to face other legit shitlibs. It’s like musical chairs, you see. And five chairs have been removed.
Added bonus: Robert Francis O’Dork is in big trouble too. He was dumb enough to go on social media and say things like “fuck the law!” acting like a tough guy. That will not help his case in the end. Hopefully he ends up in jail.
O’Dork is a tough guy the same way Clayton Tucker is a rancher. Clayton will likely be upset over Robert being tossed in the clink, since he and O’Dork have been trying to breed each other for years now.
NAMBLA recruiting poster
Seems like just last week Clayton was all excited about this stunt and thought it would actually accomplish something. Oh wait. It WAS just last week. LOL. That was fast. Oh well. Luckily Clayton Tucker is very accustomed to losing every battle he enters.
“Stop the redistricting scheme” LOL!! How did that work out for you, fucko??
He never answers the first question because he hates both America AND Israel. He supports communism first. He’s an envious little socialist who wants to see the country burn. He is in favor of open borders and ‘free’ shit for anyone who waltzes into the country from any old third-world shit hole.
Wow! What a Man of the People! He has not taken any “major” PAC money. Of course, that’s like Bruce Haywood bragging that he has never cheated on his wife. AIPAC would never offer a penny to a four-time loser and tiny little ink smudge like Clayton Tucker anyways. Neither would any other “real” PAC out there. They would just be setting their money on fire, considering Clayton Tucker doesn’t even qualify for the position of Ag Commissioner.
So bragging you haven’t taken money from them is easy to do since it will never be offered. Just like no female in her right mind would want to fuck a slob like Bruce Haywood.
He may as well promise not to campaign using a private jet either.
But he HAS taken a bunch of PAC money. So he’s a liar anyways….
Of course, those PACs are run by Clayton himself and filled with money he grifted previously under different auspices. Still a PAC. Still a liar.
