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Lampasas Garden Dummies Fitzharris and Mom Throwing Tea Party Fundraiser. Plan To Waste The Money On Overly-Expensive Water Tank They Don’t Need.

[Note: before you read all this, remember that the Community Garden ALREADY gets highly-subsidized water from the City. They spend roughly $35 PER YEAR on water. That’s it! But they want to spend over $10,000 on a ludicrous rainwater catch system – money which could pay for 285 YEARS of City water, LOL!!]

If you are thinking of throwing more money at uber dipshit Janet Yoder “Crazier” Crozier and her “Community Garden” this weekend, you may want to think again.

Not content with the FREE water she gets from the City and having FAILED to get City council to pay for her ridiculously expensive rainwater catch idea, she is now trying to raise the funds herself. As usual, I’d much rather this idiot rip off private donors than rip off the taxpayer, but I wonder if people know exactly what this money is for.

Remember, this chick has ALREADY spent well over $57,000 on this garden. She seems to spend a LOT more time spending money on frivolities than she does on actual gardening.

Crozier’s far-left, Biden-loving, BLM-supporting, vaccine-injured daughter Stephanie Fitzharris clearly has a big hand in all this, as is evident from the non-stop videos and other marketing material on their FB page.

They also went on the radio today to push the fundraiser. As usual with this bunch, none of the facts and figures line up and you hear a different story from three different places. So it’s hard to determine exactly what they are going to buy with this money and how much it costs.

Plus, Janet “Crazier” Crozier refused to show me her non-profit tax filings, so who knows WHAT the crazy old bird is doing with donations.

According to the dummies on the radio today, they “need $3,000 for a rain collection system” – but their blub says it is a 3,000 gallon stainless steel tank. That costs a LOT more than $3,000.

I assume they mean stainless STEEL water collection system. Typical carelessness on their part.

Oddly, when they were begging the CITY for pay for this nonsense almost three years ago, they wanted TWO 5,000 gallon tanks that cost about $10,000:

You are only going to pay around $1 per gallon of storage if you use the PLASTIC poly tanks. I have a similar system at my house. Of course, I bought these 12 years ago and got my 3,000 gallons of storage for only $1,000 back then….

Perhaps she can find one that’s cheaper than $10,000, but as a rule stainless steel is WAY more pricey than poly. But that’s only the start! The shipping cost will be substantial. Then you need a pro to hook up everything AND you will need some kind of pump to give you water pressure – a lot more money. I’m also wondering where she thinks she is going to “harvest” the rain from? The tiny roof on her tool shed? Or does she think she’s going to pipe in from the City pavilion about 50 feet away? If so, that’s a bunch of trenching and pipework (a lot more $$$) as well – not to mention approval from City council.

As usual, these dummies have thought nothing through.

Something tells me the dunce on the radio today meant to say 3000 GALLONS and not 3000 DOLLARS, but who knows.

Bottom line? If you feel the need to donate to a good cause with your hard-earned money, this ain’t it. This is the ridiculous pet project of loon. They ALREADY have all the water they want for less than $50 a year! Yet they want to waste another $10,000 or $15,000 on this stupidity.

Do yourself a favor and donate your money to the Lampasas Mission where it will actually go to FEED people in need and not feed the expensive habits of a retard.

Idiot Socialist Bleats For “More Money” For Failed Government School Monopoly. Quotes Article Written By Random Clown Horn.

Local braindead socialist Clayton Tucker HATES monopolies. Unless, of course, you are talking about the government-run school monopoly. He is all on board with that failed monstrosity.

The problem (according to every socialist pushing every failed government program) is that they just need MORE MONEY!! Naturally, they ignore train wrecks like the Chicago public schools or the Baltimore schools where they spend upwards of $32,000 per student and only about 7% of the kids can read or perform basic math.

Wow. DOCTOR Michelle Rinehart! She must be super smart! Just like DOCTOR Chane Rascoe! All those letters after her name!

Turns out, Beverley Michelle Rinehart has only been the superintendent at Alpine ISD for two years. She is paid $154,000. My first suggestion is to take a pay cut and dole out the money to the REAL teachers, because all you do is polish a seat and admire all the useless letters after your name, you twat.

Before that, she was the Assistant Superintendent at Rankin ISD for a grand total of one whole year, making $70,000 per year.

[So…Alpine ISD is SO wise with taxpayer money, they decided to hire some moron chick with ONE year experience at Rankin ISD as the assistant super and decided to more than DOUBLE her salary from $70k to $154k. Cry me a river about how tight money is!]

Before THAT she was hiding out in the warm womb of being back in school to get her doctoral in Education Leadership (2019 to 2022) which sounds like some nice, made-up bullshit title that actually means jack shit. I’m unimpressed.

Before she wasted three years in school getting more letters after her name, she was a “consultant” for an organization called the “Education Service Center” (region 18) which seems to essentially be a big government-funded, make-work bullshit job. A place where tax dollars go to die and no results are to be had.

The good doctor then lies about funding being “stagnant” since 2019! She says it right there in the article. She ignores completely the $190 BILLION the feds handed the schools during Covid. She also ignores the BILLIONS the state of Texas blew “shoring up” the teachers pensions – which were clearly badly mismanaged. That is no fault of the taxpayers, it’s the fault of the retards running the pensions.

This is bald-faced bullshit. It took me ONE try to find a highly-paid teacher at her school who most certainly HAS been getting raises all along! One Jonathan Glenn Fellows made $97,713 last school year. Remember: that is for NINE MONTHS of work. Not exactly the “poor, struggling teacher” she implies in her article.

In 2019 he was making $89,252.

I’m no super duper genius with “doctor” in front of my name and “EdLD” after my name, but that is pretty close to a 10% raise by my math. So right away, we see that she is a liar, and therefore a piece of shit in my book.

Then we have Nathan K Struthers, who is an “occupational therapist” – a job that doesn’t sound like teaching to me but sounds like a parasite. That guy made $92,498 last school year.

In 2019 he was making $86,284. Looks like about a 7% raise to me. Of course, if Alpine ISD were REALLY struggling financially, all the parasitic fuckers like Nathan K would be fired on the spot.

They also have at LEAST SIX “educational diagnosticians” which is another bullshit parasite job which is NOT a teacher. They all pull down about $66,000 too! ALSO for only 9 months of work. That translates into over $85,000 per year when multiplied by 1.33 to account for summers off. Boo hoo.

Are you seeing a pattern yet?

Let’s take a look at the “poor underfunded” Alpine ISD, shall we? Here was their last budget.

Only about HALF that budget goes to actual “instruction” – the rest is a lot of bullshit.

“School leadership” is $617,000?? I’d chop that tomorrow. Gone.

General administration and data processing is close to $1.2 MILLION? Are you shitting me? For a tiny school district of only 970 kids? You are doing something wrong, dipshit.

As I’ve recounted many times on these pages, my grade school had about 250 kids in grades 1st through 8th. We had ONE principal (with a paddle) and we had ONE secretary who did NOT have a computer but a stinky mimeograph machine. She managed to take care of the “administration” of a school with 250 students.

TODAY, with supposedly high-productivity computers and Internet and all that shit, I would think MAYBE two chicks would be able to do that same job for 970 kids (4x more than my school had).

I’ll even be super conservative and say THREE chicks. Pay them each $90,000 per year for all this “administration” and “data processing.” BAM – I just saved you over $900,000.

See how easy?

Oh – and the good “Doctor” Rinehart also didn’t really detail the $575,000 donation they just received a couple of months ago, did she? How did she spend this windfall? On a lot of magic beans and stupid shit, of course:

“This donation is an incredible vote of confidence in the amazing things that our staff make happen every day in Alpine ISD,” Superintendent Dr. Michelle Rinehart said. “We are honored to be entrusted with this donation, which we will use to continue the legacy of excellence and stewardship we are known for in our district.”

Additionally, $300,000 of the donation will be paired with $280,000 in grant funding to install new playgrounds at Alpine Elementary and at Alpine Middle School. Plans include a new, age-appropriate playground for the PreKindergarten programs, as well as near complete overhauls of the playgrounds for Kindergarten through 2nd grades and 3rd through 4th grades.

“Some of the playground equipment at Alpine Elementary dates back to the 1960s and has served our community well for generations,” Rinehart said. “We’re thrilled to be able to update these play spaces for the children of Alpine thanks to the generosity of the Brown Foundation.”

[Oh no! Playground equipment from the 1960s! The horror! Those dangerous old monkey bars and tires sunk in cement I used to play on in 1976! We better get some new, expensive super safe bullshit in there and maybe some recycled plastic mulch that costs $80k or something!]

Upgrades at Alpine High School include updating the kiln and etching press used in the art programs, which date back to the 1970s.

[Yes, kilns are definitely a priority in this day and age! Not math or science or writing but kilns!]

Upgrades at Alpine Elementary School and Alpine Middle School include the installation of interactive instructional boards in all elective classrooms, the installation of digital signage throughout the building to share announcements and celebrate student accomplishments, and a retrofit of the marquees out front of each school. Due to the manufacturer going out of business, the Alpine Elementary marquee on 5th Street can no longer be updated. Similar technical issues have impacted the marquee at Alpine Middle School, which no longer functions correctly. Both marquees will be retrofitted with new technology as part of this project.

Ah yes! Fancy electronic signage and marquees are a MUST HAVE!

You see, dumb broads like Michelle Rinehart (who have NEVER worked in the private sector and who think money grows on trees) always confuse WANTS with NEEDS. When times are tight, you buckle down and stick to the BASICS. Fuck your $250,000 football scoreboards. Fuck your electronic fancy signs for announcements. Fuck your fancy kilns. Your FIRST priority is quality instruction in important subjects like math, reading, writing and science. Everything else is icing that you WANT but don’t really NEED.

One thing is sure: throwing more money at a failed model isn’t the answer. School vouchers are. The very school vouchers that scumbags like Clayton Tucker are vehemently against.

What In Hell Happened To This Country? MLB Player Suspended For Calling Heckling Fan a Faggot.

Actually, he called him a “fucking faggot” but I didn’t want such vulgarity on the headline…

First of all, Red Sox management are clearly a bunch of fags. They also rubbed salt in this guy’s wound by donating his salary for those two games to some gay group called PFAG or FLAG or something.

What the hell happened to this country? Bring back John Rocker!

Wade Boggs once drank 73 beers on a cross-country flight and then lit up Seattle the next day going 2-3 with two doubles!

Want to hear some more stories about how this country used to kick ass? Here you go:

The Cleveland Indians had a poor run in the 1970’s. The club had not been in the playoffs since 1954 and were drawing low attendance numbers. On June 4, 1974, the club instituted 10 cent beer night and attracted 25,134 fans for a game against the Texas Rangers.

[Yes, shit like 10-cent beer nights were common even when I was in college in the late-80s and early 90s. But now the country is full of pussies.]

The promotion came with a six-beer limit of eight-ounce cups. The club did not anticipate the high demand, so it could not regulate the six-beer limit. The concession stands became so crowded that beer trucks directly filled fan cups just outside the ballpark.

As the contest reached the middle innings, the game took a backseat to the wild behavior of the increasingly inebriated fans. In the fifth inning, two fans jumped onto the field and mooned the crowd.

Finally, in the ninth inning, with the score tied 5-5, two fans jumped onto the field and tried to grab right fielder Jeff Burroughs’s hat. A fight ensued between Burroughs and the fans, and Rangers manager Billy Martin led his team to the drunken fans, resulting in a brawl between players and fans.

The 50-person security staff on hand was unable to control the mob as more and more fans rushed the field. In all, ballpark security arrested 12 people, and the umpires called the game a 9-0 forfeit win for the visiting Rangers.

America! Fuck yeah! Want another one? I’m sure you all know the infamous “Disco Demolition” story from Chicago:

The Chicago White Sox hosted the Detroit Tigers for a double-header that was anything but ordinary. At the midway point of that season, the White Sox were 35-45 and only drawing around 10,000 fans per home game. The baseball club’s promotional team came up with an idea to bring in more fans with the help of a local DJ.

In 1979, disco was increasingly the most popular music in America. Steve Dahl, a Chicago DJ, was not a fan of this trend. Dahl would often destroy disco records during broadcasts, which eventually led to the DJ being fired from the Chicago radio station.

The White Sox caught on to the popularity Dahl received from destroying disco records and decided that it would be a good idea to jump on this trend. The organization offered any fan to attend the game for only 98 cents if the fan also brought a disco record, which Dahl would destroy between the games. The promotion worked, as over 48,000 fans showed up with disco records.

After the White Sox lost the first game, Dahl drove onto the middle of the field in full army fatigues and set ablaze the thousands of disco records the fans provided. In the mayhem, an estimated 7,000 people ran onto the field, essentially destroying the field before the second game of the double header. As a result, the league forced the White Sox to forfeit.

Although the White Sox lost the game, the promotion had a large impact on the music industry.  July 12, 1979 would become known as “The night disco died.”

Now look at us. First they take away the name “Indians” from Cleveland and now you can’t even call a fan a faggot when he’s acting like a complete faggot.

Disgusting how this country has fallen. We used to have killer rock bands throwing TVs out of hotel windows and banging groupies. Now we have fags like Justin Bieber and douchebag bands like Cake yammering about global warming and telling us to vote for communists. Pathetic.

I’ll tell you one thing…over 80% of men over the age of 40 would be suspended and cancelled from everything forever if they had a microphone attached to their steering wheel. I’m one of them.

Unfortunately, a bunch of Democrat fags want to make it a lot worse with more woke bullshit and DEI garbage. That’s exactly what we’ll get with Camel Toe Harris in charge.

Shitty Talbert/Monroe Decisions Still Haunting City Coffers Five Years Later.

I ran across this the other day and felt VERY vindicated about all the times I pointed out how monumentally stupid our City council was back in 2019 or so when they were constantly giving out “free stuff” to developers:

The gist of the argument is that Marble Falls DOUBLED their impact fees this year and the developer is arguing that he should be grandfathered in at the old rate. I don’t really have an opinion on that part of the article. They can fight it out in court. I’d be pissed too if I stared building my development when the impact fee was $6,000 and they doubled it to $12,000 halfway through the project. But that is neither here nor there.

What IS IMPORTANT, is that Marble Falls (who morons like Ryan Ward are happy to point to when it comes to comparing our City salaries and begging for raises)WAS charging $6,000 PER HOUSE as an “impact fee” in the first place!

Back in 2019 or so, we had an extremely weak and low-IQ City council. We had Talbert, Monroe, Toups, Williamson. Basically a bunch of chicks who are completely clueless about how the real world works and have ZERO business sense and ZERO foresight.

So what happened when Deorald Finney wanted to build 67 houses over there at Stone Valley? He asked to have ALL FEES waived. Building permits, electrical hookups, you name it. A total giveaway. And Monroe and Williamson said YES!

Thankfully, they lost that vote 5-2but the City council DID vote to give Finney “FREE” electrical hookups for his 67 houses – which cost the City $72,000 in lost fees (roughly $1100 per house).

“Gimme some free shit! I’m building a new mansion. WITH CORBELS!!“

I Hope Deorald Finney Invites TJ Monroe and Chuck Williamson Over For The Mansion Warming Party!

I have spilled a LOT of ink on that shitty deal as well as the other shitty deal they did with the Brodie Estates development – to whom Talbert handed $185,000 in taxpayer money. That development STILL isn’t done, which is in total violation of the original agreement.

Will S2M2 (Brodie Estates) Have To Return the $185,000 They Scammed From Taxpayers?

City to Spend $35,300 Just To STUDY Drainage Near Stone Valley Subdivision – Same Subdivision Where City Paid Deorald Finney $33,324 to “Improve Drainage”

Locals Ask a Very Good Question. The Answer Lies With Misti Talbert’s Handouts To Developers.

Thank Goodness City Council Handed The Developer of Stone Valley $72,000

I made the point REPEATEDLY that not only should these guys get ZERO tax dollars from the City, THEY should be paying the CITY a LOT more as an impact fee. More like $3,000 per house. So instead of pocketing $72,000, our buddy Finney should have PAID the City $207,000. If he says no and declines to build the houses, then fuck him. Too bad.

Everyone was ALL WORRIED that it would increase the cost of a house by $3,000 and thus crush demand. Well, guess what? After promising to sell the houses for “between $150,000 and $180,000” our buddy Finney found out the market was quite a bit higher and sold them for more like $200,000 to $250,000!

Did the City see any of that windfall profit? Was there a clawback provision so the City could at LEAST get the $72,000 it was owed? Fuck no! Because Talbert, Monroe and Williamson are complete and total morons!

Deorald Finney – Who Got Over $125,000 From Talbert Administration – Is Now Listing His $150,000 Houses For $250,000

That means Finney pocketed roughly THREE MILLION DOLLARS in windfall profits after he talked the morons on City council into waiving $72,000 in electrical hookups.

Instead of listening to someone much smarter than her (me), imbeciles like Misti Talbert sneered at me and called me a “keyboard warrior.”

Well, here we are five years laterand the City needs to spend upwards of $3 million to $4 million to upgrade our water and wastewater systems. Guess who pays for that? You do. There are roughly a couple thousand water customers in town who will be splitting that bill. One way or another, your household will be on the hook for about $2,000 for your share of this bullshit. Finney? He’s laughing at you from Hawaii with an extra 3 mil in the bank! Suckers!!!

Even FIVE years later, Talbert and Monroe’s shitty decisions are haunting the City of Lampasas.

Talbert Administration Report Card: F

Clayton Tucker’s Super Terrific Big Exciting Agriculture PAC Has Taken In Exactly $250…and $225 Of That Is From Clayton Tucker Himself.

Remember a couple months ago, we were told a HUGE AWESOME new thing was coming. Super agriculture geniuses Jim Hightower and Clayton Tucker (neither of whom has ever made a living as a farmer or rancher and who may or may not be secret lovers) were about the change the world.

Or so he teased his many old lady “fans”….

What resulted was yet another farm/ranch PAC among dozens and dozens of others already in existence. It’s called the Farm & Food Action PAC – and Comrade Clayton whipped up a new website to beg for money in very short order!

It’s a basic, shitty web page with a few nonsense “facts” on it and the usual hyperbole and incorrect history lessons that Comrade Clayton is known for. But it’s gonna change the world, yo! Let’s go over to Transparency USA and see how much cheddar Clayton’s latest grift has pulled in:

Whoops! Only $250 in donations. Comrade Clayton himself chipped in $225 of that. LOL. Of course, it’s all gone. Cash on hand is sitting at $24. I think I have more than that spilled on the floor of my truck. Fucking loser.

Melissa Laurent, his only other contributor, is married to Jim Laurent. Apparently they own MJ Brahmans, which appears to be a REAL, ACTUAL cattle operation. Why a REAL cattlewoman is handing even one penny to a fake, poseur grifter clown like Comrade Clayton? I’m sure I don’t know. But it looks like nobody else is dumb enough to do so.

I guess this little project of his goes the way of his beekeeping, his Substack, the petting zoo he was going to start, the RX Ranch website for selling meat and every other project he starts and fails at in a few months.

Sad.

Bruce Haywood Demands Free Lunches For Everyone. He Will Contribute $0 To The Effort – As Usual.

Good old Loose Haywire. Still guzzling retard juice from his old 64oz Whataburger cups all over his kitchen floor and fending off all challengers for Lampasas Village Idiot Emeritus.

Last time we saw Bruce, he was in full-on nutjob mode as he tried to convince everyone he WASN’T a rabid lefty. But he’s back at it again! He thinks EVERY school kid should get a “free” lunch…and probably breakfast, too. All while wailing about “all-time-high” property taxes!

Oh, property taxes are at an all-time high? How do you know, Bruce? You don’t pay any property taxes, you fat fuck.

Also, taxes finally went DOWN a tiny bit last year, so you’re wrong anyways.

You don’t pay any federal taxes either, according to you….

So that would be exactly $0 coming from the Haywood account.

But yes – let’s watch the fat man who contributes nothing blabber loudly for ‘FREE’ LUNCHES FOR EVERY KID. Bruce has spoken.

If I was a fat piece of shit who sat at home and collected checks from everyone else, I’d keep my mouth shut and be thankful I was getting away with being a complete parasite.

Two of the top five dummies in Lampasas.

I sure as HELL wouldn’t go on-line publicly and have the audacity to bitch about property taxes when I don’t even pay them.

I’m sorry, but I never bought into this “free lunch” shit. That is your FIRST responsibility as a parent. If you’re going to pop out some kids, first question is “CAN I FEED THIS KID.” If answer = no, then no kid for you.

Go buy a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly. I ate that shit from 1976 through 1984 when I was in grade school. Stop buying the latest $1000 iPhone, stop paying for 5 streaming services, and stop having more kids you can’t afford.

Climate Fear-Mongering Fail: Great Barrier Reef Sees Third Record Year Of Coral Growth.

Somebody please forward to our local greentards and pinwheel lovers:

Massive increases in coral across the Australian Great Barrier Reef (GBR) have been reported for 2023-24 making it the third record year in a row of heavy growth.

Across almost all parts of the 1,500 mile long reef, from the warmer northern waters to the cooler conditions in the south, coral is now at its highest level since detailed observations began.

The inconvenient news has been ignored in mainstream media which, curiously, have focused on a non-story in Nature that claimed “climate change” poses an “existential threat” to the GBR.

“The science tells us that the GBR is in danger – and we should be guided by the science,” Professor Helen McGregor from the University of Wollongong told Victoria Gill of BBC News. 

The existential threat is “now realised” reported the Guardian.

Travelling back from the reality inhabited by the Guardian, it can be reported that last year’s gains were eye-catchingly large. On the Northern GBR, hard coral cover leapt from 35.8% to 39.5%, in the central area it rose from 30.7% to 34%, while in the south it went from 34% to 39.1%. The report is the result of monitoring of hard coral cover reefs from August 2023 to June 2024 by the Australian Institute of Marine Science (AIMS). The percentage of hard coral cover is a standard measurement of reef conditions used by scientists and is said to provide a simple and robust measure of reef health. Similar reports have been published by the AIMS over the last 38 years.

For the first two years of record coral growth, the narrative-driven mainstream media ignored the recovery story. But this year, the suspicious might contend, something had to be done to blunt the sensational news of the stonking rises. Help has come in the form of a paper just published in Nature which uses proxy temperature measurements and climate models to suggest temperatures around the vast reef area are the highest recorded in 400 years. This time period is the blink of an ecological eye-lid given that coral has been around for hundreds of millions of years during periods when temperatures and atmospheric carbon dioxide have been markedly different. Nevertheless, this is said to pose an existential threat despite it being known that sub-tropical corals thrive between 24°C-32°C, and in fact seem to grow faster in warmer waters.

Natural bleaching, when the coral expels algae and turns white, can occur with temporary local temperature changes, but evidence from many years of scientific observation suggests the corals often and quickly recover. Long term changes in water temperature – tiny compared to coral’s optimum conditions – pose no threat, but alarmists concentrate on the bleaching events to warn of possible ecological collapse. The Guardian noted a recent fifth mass bleaching in eight years across the reef, driven, it claimed, by “global heating.” So far, its readers are in the dark as to how this squares with the recent record growth.

A decade of mass bleaching, relentlessly catastrophized in the interests of Net Zero by activists in the media, academia and politics, does not appear to have done much harm to the recent growth in the Northern GBR.

Not everyone goes along with the coral fear-mongering. 

The distinguished scientist Dr. Peter Ridd has studied the GBR for 40 years and notes that coral numbers have “exploded” in recent years. He says that all 3,000 reefs in the world’s largest system have excellent coral. “Not a single reef or even a single species of reef life has been lost since British settlement,” he reports. The impact of bleaching is “routinely exaggerated by the media and some scientific organizations”. In his view, the public is being deceived about the reef.

“How this occurred is a serious issue for the reef-science community which has embraced emotion, ideology and raw self-interest to maintain funding,” he observes.

Compulsive Liar Clayton Tucker Is At It Again! Is He Prepping For Another Run For Office? Please God Let It Be True.

Our local socialist and compulsive liar Clayton Tucker is back at it! This was posted yesterday – Saturday August 10th.

First thing you might notice is his account now says “Clayton Tucker FOR TEXAS” – which is a huge change for him. For the last two years, it has been “Clayton Tucker SDEC-24” as he bragged about his unpaid position with the State Democratic Executive Committee. It was still “SDEC-24” just a few days ago when he was showing off his panties with the rest of the girls…

But we’ll get to that later. First let’s address the massive lie he told for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

You see, that 4H club from Starr County actually won their award LAST weekend and not “today” as Clayton Tucker is claiming… and they won it in Louisiana, not in Texas. This is a screenshot from last night – as you can see, it is timestamped “6d” or SIX DAYS AGO!

So either Neida Martinez knew the future and knew her kids were going to win six days before it happened and publicly bragged about it, or Clayton Tucker is concocting a massive, weird lie for no reason.

[I’m gonna go with “compulsive liar” since I’ve caught him doing this at least a dozens times previously.]

Furthermore, his statement that “I was lucky enough to sample some of it at Quality Seafood Market in Austin” is either another massive lie or just a VERY poorly written sentence. He makes it sound like he was there when these kids won and that he sampled some of their cooking at Quality Seafood Market in Austin. Unfortunately, the cooking happened SIX DAYS earlier and in another state.

Retard or liar – take your pick.

Now – why is Comrade Clayton posting such weirdo shit? Why did he change his page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”? Why is he praising a bunch of kids he doesn’t know and lying about being involved in this “victory” of the 4H Club?

I’ll tell you why. Think about the other shit he has done lately:

Formed yet another non-profit grifting scheme (with former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower).

Joined the National Farmers Union AND the Texas Farmer’s Union – and became the secretary (supposedly) of the TFU…

Running around to silly-assed shit like the Southern Family Farmers and Food System Conference…

Wasting time at SXSW posing as a rancher and lying about Texas milk having Windex in it….

I’ll tell you what I think is going on here, and I’ll bet anyone $500 I’m proven right in the next year or so:

Bumbling moron and far-left Marxist parasite Clayton Tucker IS GOING TO RUN FOR TEXAS AG COMMISSIONER IN 2026.

It all makes sense when you view it through that lens. Now that I’ve outed him (and I suggested this VERY SAME POSSIBILITY two months ago!) let’s see how long it takes for him to admit this on one of his many social media accounts.

I cannot WAIT to hand Clayton’s opponent a massive pile of research on him so he can expose this lying, grifting, Marxist, scumbag parasite during the campaign. Thank you God!!

Texas-Hating, Tranny-Loving Woketard Cade Hilgenberg Snyder Finally Leaves Texas!

The little communist has finally left the nest and flown away up to Wisconsin! Fly, you fat little bird!! Fly!

I sure will miss him bagging my groceries at the Burnet HEB. You’ll recall he ALREADY moved to ONE liberal Utopia (Austin), but of course, it didn’t measure up to his high standards in the end…

This is more than I can say for Clayton Tucker. At least Cade put his money where his mouth is…after he took the cock out of it. At least he is walking the walk and actually LEAVING his mother’s womb.

Of course, he’ll be a miserable fuck up there in Wisconsin too – because he is a communist and that’s what they are: miserable, envious little turds.

Moron who hates “elite white” moves to town that is 96% white and has median income of $71,000

I was REALLY hoping he was going to move to New Mexico so I could see him get robbed and beaten on a monthly basis by tweakers and illegal Africans. But of course, NM is on the border and that means brown people. We can’t have that, can we!

So Wisconsin it is!

Wait til he starts paying 20% more for electricity, pays 4% in state income taxes and freezes his fat ass off in January and February. Wish I could see that first heating bill! Oh, and don’t forget all the damage the ice and salt on the roads does to your car. That’s always fun.

It’ll be nice in July and August though.

But to young, blinded commies, the grass is always greener somewhere else. I’ll wager he moves back to Texas or another warm clime within two years.

I do find it rather disappointing that he moved to a city that is very nearly 100% white – just like Carol Garner Doughty. Funny how all these “diversity” lovers who demand open borders and third-world trash pouring into the U.S. end up running away to the whitest cities in the country.

Cade once bitched about Lampasas being “too white” and full of racists. Oddly, Cade’s new town is 96% white and only 0.5% black. You’d think a raging Marxist libtard who is all about “diversity” would maybe move to Oakland or Baltimore or Detroit. Nope. White-ass Wisconsin it is.

Just like the Hollywood libs always threatening to move to Canada and never to Haiti or Somalia. Because they are completely full of shit.

What a great year! Texas got rid of Carol Garner Doughty AND Cade Snyder Hilgenberg! Now if only we could get Comrade Clayton to move as well.

Montage Of Kamabla Blabbering Nonsense.

Remember how much shit Dan Quayle took in 1992 for misspelling the word “potato”? I do. It was relentless crucifixion. It was also back before the Internet and social media so we only had three liberal douchebags (Brokaw, Rather and some other moron I forget) repeating the same mantra day after day on one of the “Big Three” networks who controlled the news and fed bullshit to everyone without fear of being countered.

Today we have a chick who might possibly be the dumbest and laziest fuck ever to run for President. She is Dan Quayle times 100. Don’t get me wrong…Quayle WAS a dumb fuck. But he is a genius compared to Kamabla Harris.

Yet millions of idiot women (like Potato Head Fitzharris and Carol Garner Doughty) will vote for her no matter what. Because she has a vagina.

But don’t take it from me – take it from these clips on social media. Clips that would probably be banned had Elon Musk not taken the company private and fired thousands of authoritarian, woke assholes….

Remember who to blame as you are suffering through the next four years of hell with a bunch of 85 IQ communists in charge imposing price controls and green energy horseshit.